you can’t blocking the D UFO documents
and undead kitties just because you
don’t need to know about these stories
doesn’t mean they won’t interest you I
don’t think I’ve fully taken on board
what we’re just about to step into
welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the
dispatch where we bring you the
Internet’s weirdest and coolest news
stories is this what I think it is gross
this week we’re looking at the Yukons
campaign that nobody understood CIA
x-files and grave swapping cats lie down
play dead big ad number three UConn
social media gold
when was the last time you got some
solid D the Yukon a Sun deprived cold
territory in canada wants to know it
sounds like a personal question but the
Yukon is talking about vitamin D a
recent health campaign rolled out by the
Department of Health and Social Services
post questions like need a little help
with your daily D as a marketing tactic
to target the internet dwelling smart
alecks of our generation that were of
course ready to fire back with mocking
internet comments clearly not getting
the joke the campaign had Twitter all
atwitter with users making fun of the
seemingly out of touch nature of the ads
the response from social media escalated
so quickly in the wrong direction though
that the had had to be replaced with
something less cheeky regardless of the
outcome it was a rare case of the
government out internetting its populace
well played Yukon those invite ICC’s
on number two CIA bears all I’ve seen
something you’re nearly there you’re
close in news that was surprised even
Mulder and Scully the CIA has
highlighted a trove of documents
welcoming people to quote take a peek
into our x-files the documents
originally released in the pre-internet
era Chronicle investigations on 50s era
UFO sightings including photos and
written reports taking after the
bonafide masters of countdowns the
information was categorized into two top
five lists top five documents Mulder
would love to get his hands on and top
five documents Scully would love to get
her hands on with real from the x-files
they were uploaded in celebration of the
long awaited return of the x-files
however we have no doubt Mulder and
Scully are capable of digging a bit
deeper for their information than wwc I
agov they’re not gonna shut us down this
time the whole world is gonna know
number one zombie kitties I love my cat
just as much as the next guy are you
being sassy or should I say just as much
as the internet loves their cats
watching cats on the internet show me
that show me that so what better way to
mourn you captain with a play-by-play
tweet stream that’s exactly what Labour
Party member mass strong from charlton
cum hardy England did it is that really
the name sad to say goodbye to my friend
Gus who was involved in a hit-and-run
tweeted strong later adding and if you
drove a silver golf and didn’t bother to
stop after hitting him then you really
are a stomach fair enough
strong buried the cat in his garden but
with a plot twist m night shyamalan
would be proud of his cat walked into
the kitchen a few hours later guys gus
was fine all along well this is awkward
he later tweeted saying that he had
someone else’s cat buried in his garden
looks like the cats out of the grave on
this one but seriously alright p mistry
cat never forget
you
so when’s the last time you got the deed
it’s kind of personal question vitamin D
you sickos know what I’m talking about
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involved by following us at the dispatch
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and undead kitties just because you
don’t need to know about these stories
doesn’t mean they won’t interest you I
don’t think I’ve fully taken on board
what we’re just about to step into
welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the
dispatch where we bring you the
Internet’s weirdest and coolest news
stories is this what I think it is gross
this week we’re looking at the Yukons
campaign that nobody understood CIA
x-files and grave swapping cats lie down
play dead big ad number three UConn
social media gold
when was the last time you got some
solid D the Yukon a Sun deprived cold
territory in canada wants to know it
sounds like a personal question but the
Yukon is talking about vitamin D a
recent health campaign rolled out by the
Department of Health and Social Services
post questions like need a little help
with your daily D as a marketing tactic
to target the internet dwelling smart
alecks of our generation that were of
course ready to fire back with mocking
internet comments clearly not getting
the joke the campaign had Twitter all
atwitter with users making fun of the
seemingly out of touch nature of the ads
the response from social media escalated
so quickly in the wrong direction though
that the had had to be replaced with
something less cheeky regardless of the
outcome it was a rare case of the
government out internetting its populace
well played Yukon those invite ICC’s
on number two CIA bears all I’ve seen
something you’re nearly there you’re
close in news that was surprised even
Mulder and Scully the CIA has
highlighted a trove of documents
welcoming people to quote take a peek
into our x-files the documents
originally released in the pre-internet
era Chronicle investigations on 50s era
UFO sightings including photos and
written reports taking after the
bonafide masters of countdowns the
information was categorized into two top
five lists top five documents Mulder
would love to get his hands on and top
five documents Scully would love to get
her hands on with real from the x-files
they were uploaded in celebration of the
long awaited return of the x-files
however we have no doubt Mulder and
Scully are capable of digging a bit
deeper for their information than wwc I
agov they’re not gonna shut us down this
time the whole world is gonna know
number one zombie kitties I love my cat
just as much as the next guy are you
being sassy or should I say just as much
as the internet loves their cats
watching cats on the internet show me
that show me that so what better way to
mourn you captain with a play-by-play
tweet stream that’s exactly what Labour
Party member mass strong from charlton
cum hardy England did it is that really
the name sad to say goodbye to my friend
Gus who was involved in a hit-and-run
tweeted strong later adding and if you
drove a silver golf and didn’t bother to
stop after hitting him then you really
are a stomach fair enough
strong buried the cat in his garden but
with a plot twist m night shyamalan
would be proud of his cat walked into
the kitchen a few hours later guys gus
was fine all along well this is awkward
he later tweeted saying that he had
someone else’s cat buried in his garden
looks like the cats out of the grave on
this one but seriously alright p mistry
cat never forget
you
so when’s the last time you got the deed
it’s kind of personal question vitamin D
you sickos know what I’m talking about
if you want to suggest a story or get
some insider info on watchmojo get
involved by following us at the dispatch
WM and for your weekly dispatch of
offbeat news stories and top 10 lists
published every day say it with me now
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
who are you
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