[Music]
I want to play at ENSO time to plug in
the second controller so our gullible
younger siblings can feel like they’re
actually playing with us welcome to
watchmojo.com
a fascinating topic and this time we’re
playing with power or facting with what
we’re talking about the NES number five
Nintendo bought out their rule 34
material for those of you not up-to-date
on internet slang rule 34 is the theory
that if it exists there is porn of it
no exceptions not even for Nintendo
despite its family-friendly image back
in the 60s Nintendo actually had a love
hotel where you could rent rooms by the
hour and play video games
sure Nintendo that’s definitely all that
happened this idea ultimately failed but
that didn’t mean the company was done
dealing with things between the sheets
enter bootlegs like Super Mario and no
that’s not just me mispronouncing his
name which rewarded players with
something more than a cake then there’s
adult parodies like the super horny oh
brother series which Nintendo actually
purchased from famed porn actor ron
jeremy to make sure it never saw the
light of day unfortunately for them we
have the internet number 4 there was
going to be a sewing machine add-on if
you thought Nintendo’s balance board was
an odd peripheral and you clearly didn’t
live in the age of the power glove I
love to power glove it’s so big Nintendo
is the reigning champion of odd
accessories for their consoles but
today’s accessories are nothing compared
to the NES days back then Nintendo would
try anything and we mean anything like
this sewing peripheral that’s right once
upon a time Nintendo had plans to make a
sewing peripheral that interacted with
the NES too so different Nintendo themed
patterns sporting the catchphrase now
you’re knitting with power and there was
even a game released in Japan where you
could design your own sweaters with
Mario design
because player in us is a little bit
bummed out that this didn’t happen until
2001 when the singer Isaac sewing
machine came along turn on the power to
the Gameboy now turn on the power to the
sewing machine
number three press the square buttons
it’s hip to be square bad song is so
lame so lame that it’s cool no we’re not
talking about the PlayStation controller
this one is about the NES is Japanese
counterpart the Famicom released two
years prior to our gray a little box
this white and red console was the
beginning of what would be a revolution
in gaming with its square buttons and
wait square buttons apparently the first
wave of family coms had Square buttons
on their controllers instead of the
round ones we’ve come to know why the
switch well it’s because those square
buttons would stick or pop off
fortunately this was fixed in plenty of
time for our NES launch unfortunately
not everyone got the memo that the u.s.
controllers didn’t have built-in
microphones like the Japanese ones
[Music]
number two the NES had a good long life
Nintendo never says die or step Goonies
either way Nintendo has a bit of a
reputation for stretching the lifespans
of their consoles the NES is final game
oreos Woods was released on December
10th 1994 one week after the launch of
the Sony Playstation and not too long
before the release of the Nintendo 64
even if Nintendo stopped releasing games
their power line was still up and
running until at this 2010 but the most
impressive fact of all people are still
making NES games unofficially of course
and many of these are good well
developed titles like 2010’s battle kid
in the fortress apparel as of writing
this the last NES release that we could
find was 2015’s 8-bit Christmas number
one it caused the resurrection of video
gaming that may sound like an over
exaggeration until you realize how big
of an impact the Atari crash had on the
gaming industry there’s a reason why the
NES looks more like a VCR than a gaming
console retailers and corporate buyers
were so skeptical about the gaming
industry that Nintendo advertised it as
anything but a gaming device after an
extremely limited launch we’re talking a
few stores in New York in LA word
started to spread and the NES gained
momentum but Nintendo still being overly
cautious implemented a strict licensing
policy to try and control all nes games
not just their own this understandably
led to a lot of pissed-off third-party
developers Nintendo did eventually
loosen their iron grip but you gotta
admit after releases like this you can
kind of see where they were coming from
well it’s game over for now mojo holux
did these NES facts make you want to
blow dust out of one of those cartridges
for more powered up top tens and bit
tastic top fives be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com doesn’t take much
intelligence to play that game to let
you know
[Music]
I want to play at ENSO time to plug in
the second controller so our gullible
younger siblings can feel like they’re
actually playing with us welcome to
watchmojo.com
a fascinating topic and this time we’re
playing with power or facting with what
we’re talking about the NES number five
Nintendo bought out their rule 34
material for those of you not up-to-date
on internet slang rule 34 is the theory
that if it exists there is porn of it
no exceptions not even for Nintendo
despite its family-friendly image back
in the 60s Nintendo actually had a love
hotel where you could rent rooms by the
hour and play video games
sure Nintendo that’s definitely all that
happened this idea ultimately failed but
that didn’t mean the company was done
dealing with things between the sheets
enter bootlegs like Super Mario and no
that’s not just me mispronouncing his
name which rewarded players with
something more than a cake then there’s
adult parodies like the super horny oh
brother series which Nintendo actually
purchased from famed porn actor ron
jeremy to make sure it never saw the
light of day unfortunately for them we
have the internet number 4 there was
going to be a sewing machine add-on if
you thought Nintendo’s balance board was
an odd peripheral and you clearly didn’t
live in the age of the power glove I
love to power glove it’s so big Nintendo
is the reigning champion of odd
accessories for their consoles but
today’s accessories are nothing compared
to the NES days back then Nintendo would
try anything and we mean anything like
this sewing peripheral that’s right once
upon a time Nintendo had plans to make a
sewing peripheral that interacted with
the NES too so different Nintendo themed
patterns sporting the catchphrase now
you’re knitting with power and there was
even a game released in Japan where you
could design your own sweaters with
Mario design
because player in us is a little bit
bummed out that this didn’t happen until
2001 when the singer Isaac sewing
machine came along turn on the power to
the Gameboy now turn on the power to the
sewing machine
number three press the square buttons
it’s hip to be square bad song is so
lame so lame that it’s cool no we’re not
talking about the PlayStation controller
this one is about the NES is Japanese
counterpart the Famicom released two
years prior to our gray a little box
this white and red console was the
beginning of what would be a revolution
in gaming with its square buttons and
wait square buttons apparently the first
wave of family coms had Square buttons
on their controllers instead of the
round ones we’ve come to know why the
switch well it’s because those square
buttons would stick or pop off
fortunately this was fixed in plenty of
time for our NES launch unfortunately
not everyone got the memo that the u.s.
controllers didn’t have built-in
microphones like the Japanese ones
[Music]
number two the NES had a good long life
Nintendo never says die or step Goonies
either way Nintendo has a bit of a
reputation for stretching the lifespans
of their consoles the NES is final game
oreos Woods was released on December
10th 1994 one week after the launch of
the Sony Playstation and not too long
before the release of the Nintendo 64
even if Nintendo stopped releasing games
their power line was still up and
running until at this 2010 but the most
impressive fact of all people are still
making NES games unofficially of course
and many of these are good well
developed titles like 2010’s battle kid
in the fortress apparel as of writing
this the last NES release that we could
find was 2015’s 8-bit Christmas number
one it caused the resurrection of video
gaming that may sound like an over
exaggeration until you realize how big
of an impact the Atari crash had on the
gaming industry there’s a reason why the
NES looks more like a VCR than a gaming
console retailers and corporate buyers
were so skeptical about the gaming
industry that Nintendo advertised it as
anything but a gaming device after an
extremely limited launch we’re talking a
few stores in New York in LA word
started to spread and the NES gained
momentum but Nintendo still being overly
cautious implemented a strict licensing
policy to try and control all nes games
not just their own this understandably
led to a lot of pissed-off third-party
developers Nintendo did eventually
loosen their iron grip but you gotta
admit after releases like this you can
kind of see where they were coming from
well it’s game over for now mojo holux
did these NES facts make you want to
blow dust out of one of those cartridges
for more powered up top tens and bit
tastic top fives be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com doesn’t take much
intelligence to play that game to let
you know
[Music]
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