marriage a bloody marriage everyone’s
got an opinion on it but most of us
still don’t know the ins and outs of
getting hitched do we already start yeah
oh sorry I thought there’s supposed to
be a buzzer or a whistle or something
welcome to watchmojo.com dispel some one
by one in today’s installment we’re
counting down the five myths about tying
the knot that had a saying I don’t then
you take a deep breath look into her
eyes and utter the immortal words if you
don’t marry me I’ll kill myself
I will myth number five it takes two to
marry you know I am so romantic
sometimes I think I should just marry my
scheme you break what a night of romance
I got ahead of me getting married is all
about connecting with that special
someone that person could be a man a
woman or even yourself
wait what that’s right self marriage is
a thing I’m not crazy Frank I’m making a
statement that if need be I will marry
myself and I am NOT embarrassed it is
the union between a person and
themselves and can be a reflection of a
number of personal beliefs I’m getting
married
to myself while self marriage is
essentially meaningless in the eyes of
the law as in your taxes and marital
status won’t change it’s still a
ceremony that tells yourself and others
that you are happy his declared his
marriage by the joining of hands and by
the giving and receiving of a ring an F
will proclaim him husband this
commitment places strong belief in self
love and self compassion now let’s see
the happy married couple take their
first dance or
huh now that goes myth number four the
more educated a woman becomes the less
likely she is to get married old friend
she’s too smart fern just because she’s
working towards her bachelor’s doesn’t
mean she’s going to be a bachelor
forever
nevertheless this is still a common
adage that persists advancements in
society have led to a more egalitarian
existence between man and woman as such
women have been able to achieve greater
economic independence by becoming highly
educated in numerous fields but you
already know that however this is not
led to a decrease in the marriage rates
of educated women in fact in 2008 a
study showed that the marriage rate of
college-educated thirty year olds and
older was higher than those without a
degree so I say let’s keep it short and
sweet
yes just do it already now of course
education is not always a testament of
one person’s intellectual superiority
but it does perhaps shed some light on
the fact that not all smartypants as
spinsters I used to see you outside my
father’s store and then we went on some
dates and you let me have sex with you
myth number three divorce rates are
increasing okay
in a world where even Brangelina has met
its untimely end it seems only logical
to assume that divorce rates are on the
rise however the facts are in and
divorce rates have been steadily
decreasing since the 1980s based on data
from the Centers of Disease Control and
Prevention there were nine hundred and
forty four thousand divorces in
annulments in 2000 compared to eight
hundred thirteen thousand in 2014 Oh
fantastic well that’s good news a couple
of reasons for this decline included
increased birth control usage and people
waiting to tie the knot until later in
life so while we may be lowering pit and
Jolie’s marriage into the grave it
doesn’t mean it’s over for the rest of
us myth number two having children will
strengthen your marriage without the
Betty’s saying it was no real proof the
Lord and Lady consummated their marriage
that there are other ways of providing
it seems so obvious if you’re struggling
to get along with the person you’ve
decided to spend the rest of your life
with have a baby babies are cute and
cuddly and we’ll definitely bring you
and your partner closer together right
now well several counseling
psychologists have suggested that it
doesn’t quite work this way though a
baby can bring a new chapter into your
marriage with it comes more
responsibilities and basically if you
and your significant other are already
at each other’s throats all the time
introducing your child into the mix
isn’t gonna make things easier sacrifice
my charm my body my youth my vagina
sacrifice your vibe it will never look
the same after this myth number one
married people have less satisfying sex
lives and less sex than single people my
husband started drinking those giant
sodas and he’s gained a hundred pounds
in three months
consequently we haven’t had sex in ten
years I thought you said he gained
weight in the last three months well we
have lots of other problems
everyone has encountered this myth
before the day you get married is the
day your sex life evaporates and we’re
all doing
however this simply isn’t the case
health experts have concluded that
married couples actually have more
varied sex as they’re more comfortable
around one another a 2010 study at
Indiana University discovered that
around 61 percent of singles that were
interviewed
hadn’t had sex within the past year
comparable to only 18% of married people
who took part and then a Willa laughs
high five hahahaha so rejoice the
married life ahead of you could be a
particularly fruitful one do you Lucy
take Ricky 206 so how many of these
mitts did you believe
for more engaging top tens and
committing top fives be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com steven do you
promise to love Emily in sickness and
health for as long as you both shall
live my dad already paid the caterer
got an opinion on it but most of us
still don’t know the ins and outs of
getting hitched do we already start yeah
oh sorry I thought there’s supposed to
be a buzzer or a whistle or something
welcome to watchmojo.com dispel some one
by one in today’s installment we’re
counting down the five myths about tying
the knot that had a saying I don’t then
you take a deep breath look into her
eyes and utter the immortal words if you
don’t marry me I’ll kill myself
I will myth number five it takes two to
marry you know I am so romantic
sometimes I think I should just marry my
scheme you break what a night of romance
I got ahead of me getting married is all
about connecting with that special
someone that person could be a man a
woman or even yourself
wait what that’s right self marriage is
a thing I’m not crazy Frank I’m making a
statement that if need be I will marry
myself and I am NOT embarrassed it is
the union between a person and
themselves and can be a reflection of a
number of personal beliefs I’m getting
married
to myself while self marriage is
essentially meaningless in the eyes of
the law as in your taxes and marital
status won’t change it’s still a
ceremony that tells yourself and others
that you are happy his declared his
marriage by the joining of hands and by
the giving and receiving of a ring an F
will proclaim him husband this
commitment places strong belief in self
love and self compassion now let’s see
the happy married couple take their
first dance or
huh now that goes myth number four the
more educated a woman becomes the less
likely she is to get married old friend
she’s too smart fern just because she’s
working towards her bachelor’s doesn’t
mean she’s going to be a bachelor
forever
nevertheless this is still a common
adage that persists advancements in
society have led to a more egalitarian
existence between man and woman as such
women have been able to achieve greater
economic independence by becoming highly
educated in numerous fields but you
already know that however this is not
led to a decrease in the marriage rates
of educated women in fact in 2008 a
study showed that the marriage rate of
college-educated thirty year olds and
older was higher than those without a
degree so I say let’s keep it short and
sweet
yes just do it already now of course
education is not always a testament of
one person’s intellectual superiority
but it does perhaps shed some light on
the fact that not all smartypants as
spinsters I used to see you outside my
father’s store and then we went on some
dates and you let me have sex with you
myth number three divorce rates are
increasing okay
in a world where even Brangelina has met
its untimely end it seems only logical
to assume that divorce rates are on the
rise however the facts are in and
divorce rates have been steadily
decreasing since the 1980s based on data
from the Centers of Disease Control and
Prevention there were nine hundred and
forty four thousand divorces in
annulments in 2000 compared to eight
hundred thirteen thousand in 2014 Oh
fantastic well that’s good news a couple
of reasons for this decline included
increased birth control usage and people
waiting to tie the knot until later in
life so while we may be lowering pit and
Jolie’s marriage into the grave it
doesn’t mean it’s over for the rest of
us myth number two having children will
strengthen your marriage without the
Betty’s saying it was no real proof the
Lord and Lady consummated their marriage
that there are other ways of providing
it seems so obvious if you’re struggling
to get along with the person you’ve
decided to spend the rest of your life
with have a baby babies are cute and
cuddly and we’ll definitely bring you
and your partner closer together right
now well several counseling
psychologists have suggested that it
doesn’t quite work this way though a
baby can bring a new chapter into your
marriage with it comes more
responsibilities and basically if you
and your significant other are already
at each other’s throats all the time
introducing your child into the mix
isn’t gonna make things easier sacrifice
my charm my body my youth my vagina
sacrifice your vibe it will never look
the same after this myth number one
married people have less satisfying sex
lives and less sex than single people my
husband started drinking those giant
sodas and he’s gained a hundred pounds
in three months
consequently we haven’t had sex in ten
years I thought you said he gained
weight in the last three months well we
have lots of other problems
everyone has encountered this myth
before the day you get married is the
day your sex life evaporates and we’re
all doing
however this simply isn’t the case
health experts have concluded that
married couples actually have more
varied sex as they’re more comfortable
around one another a 2010 study at
Indiana University discovered that
around 61 percent of singles that were
interviewed
hadn’t had sex within the past year
comparable to only 18% of married people
who took part and then a Willa laughs
high five hahahaha so rejoice the
married life ahead of you could be a
particularly fruitful one do you Lucy
take Ricky 206 so how many of these
mitts did you believe
for more engaging top tens and
committing top fives be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com steven do you
promise to love Emily in sickness and
health for as long as you both shall
live my dad already paid the caterer
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