so here’s what you slipped me a bottle
of bourbon glass and some ice pick your
poison ladies and gents welcome to
watchmojo.com one by one maybe a drink
will help put some alcohol in your mouth
to block the words from coming out in
today’s installment we’ll be looking at
the top five myths about alcohol spirits
wine and binits are all up for grabs
today so long as they’re widely believed
or at least heard of I wish you were
winter we could make it into ice blocks
and skate on it and then melt it in the
springtime and drink it myth number five
alcohol warms you up in cold weather
nothing warms the bones like a sneaky
swig of rotgut from your trusty flasks
except no it’s true that you definitely
feel warmer but actually being warmer is
a lie a damn dirty lie you know alcohol
doesn’t really make you warm up in fact
it constricts the blood vessels cough it
up it’s not of the good stuff actually
makes your blood vessels dilate not
contract like some smartass baby would
tell you this means blood will flow
closer to your skin making it feel
warmer however what’s actually happening
is your skin is robbing heat from your
vital organs you know things like your
liver and because the cold is
effectively a vacuum yo he is lost to
the chill around you leaving its feel
colder than when you actually started
add in your liquid courage impaired
decision-making skills and lack of
shivering and you and your birds are
heading towards hypothermia
myth number four wine competitions award
the best wines harder did you tell your
son-in-law he’s not supposed to swallow
the wine hey hey well where the hell is
that Peter Griffin he said he’d give me
$100 if I took her off all my clothes
yeah if a bottle of vino has a gold
medal it must be better than the
unranked swill beside it right not
necessarily taste is unsurprisingly a
subjective matter so it’s only natural
that at the end of the day the same
would be true for rankings in fact
studies including one published by the
Journal of wine economics in 2008 have
concluded that judges and wine contests
were consistent with their judgments
only 10% of the time medium-plus body
it’s mostly pumpkin there’s so much
pumpkin it’s like a Charlie Brown
Halloween special a winning wine in one
competition may be completely ignored in
the next I don’t drink alcohol from that
portion of the color spectrum the
typical judge could easily score the
same wine as acceptable in one tasting
and is excellent a few minutes later we
will take four bottles please and thank
you the International Wine Challenge
Awards literally thousands of medals
each year with over 3,400 wines earning
bronze status alone in 2015
be especially leery of commended wines
has given the unlikelihood of anyone
entering the IWC failing command it is
basically shorthand for non-toxic this
comes from your mother’s butt myth
number three baby before liquor never
been sicker liquor before beer you’re in
the clear Nick ever for beer you got Pam
Grier you have no idea what you’re
talking about do you nope this is
sometimes known as b-before wine you’ll
be fine well in all booze is booze as
far as your body is concerned regardless
if you’ve had a bottle of Sam or a shot
of gin your liver still needs an hour to
process and break down the alcohol
you’ve just dumped into it an excessive
amounts of either are just going to
dehydrate you where this myth almost has
a grain of truth is in the way that
people drink different types of
beverages in general mixed drinks and
shots tend to be slammed back while
drinkers tend to nurse a beer speed
drinking some jak means you’re already
pretty loaded when that chalice of
Stella enters the picture whereas
putting away a polite pair of Millers
and then throwing back a fifth of Johnny
red label is like jumping into warp
drive from standstill Wow
calling booze by its first name really
makes me sound like an alcoholic and
they’re much as anything else led to my
drinking
myth number two beer gives you a bigot
anyway it’s inevitable not roly-poly not
dumpy a bigger is a particular sort of
protuberance there are lots of
reasonable sounding explanations as to
how beer makes one’s abdomens so bulbous
some say it’s because beer drinkers also
eat a lot of fatty foods or drink more
alcohol than the typical wine drinker
thereby consuming more calories
alcoholism can cause conditions
resulting in abdominal distension that’s
in extreme cases but studies on the
subject of the bigger and there have
been a few that fail to consistently
draw strong correlations between
drinking beer and having a high
proportion of abdominal fat so all those
well intentioned sometimes possible
theories are moot I’ve been looking for
a big fat soda shoot with a canon I’d
like very much for you to be that fat
show myth number one old wines are good
wines this is a 59 Latour from my
private collection
I’ll do the trick if we’ve learned
anything from the movies it’s that a
bottle of 1873 Chateau de Pomplamoose is
the height of sophistication
hit me again bring the candle Jax cork
the 59 in actuality is probably just
expensive vinegar less than 1% of wines
are intended to mature the rest are
meant to be enjoyed now or at least
within five years a quality wine will
likely remain so but a cheap wine
perhaps a commended wine lonely get
worse hang on to that $500 bottle of
Bordeaux for your 60th wedding
anniversary if you like but there’s no
point in keeping a $5 bottle of arsenic
and kosher nail and expecting a glass of
heaven when it hits vintage furthermore
any wine can go nasty if not stored
properly keep your wine even the stuff
you stole from your cousin’s wedding out
of the sunlight and store it on its side
more wine less talker so how many of
these myths did you believe do you have
an alcohol myth you want to bust hair
the dog that bit me
here’s what Google searches are asking
about alcohol don’t alcohol actually
kill brain cells will alcohol help
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words of wisdom why’d words of
do
of bourbon glass and some ice pick your
poison ladies and gents welcome to
watchmojo.com one by one maybe a drink
will help put some alcohol in your mouth
to block the words from coming out in
today’s installment we’ll be looking at
the top five myths about alcohol spirits
wine and binits are all up for grabs
today so long as they’re widely believed
or at least heard of I wish you were
winter we could make it into ice blocks
and skate on it and then melt it in the
springtime and drink it myth number five
alcohol warms you up in cold weather
nothing warms the bones like a sneaky
swig of rotgut from your trusty flasks
except no it’s true that you definitely
feel warmer but actually being warmer is
a lie a damn dirty lie you know alcohol
doesn’t really make you warm up in fact
it constricts the blood vessels cough it
up it’s not of the good stuff actually
makes your blood vessels dilate not
contract like some smartass baby would
tell you this means blood will flow
closer to your skin making it feel
warmer however what’s actually happening
is your skin is robbing heat from your
vital organs you know things like your
liver and because the cold is
effectively a vacuum yo he is lost to
the chill around you leaving its feel
colder than when you actually started
add in your liquid courage impaired
decision-making skills and lack of
shivering and you and your birds are
heading towards hypothermia
myth number four wine competitions award
the best wines harder did you tell your
son-in-law he’s not supposed to swallow
the wine hey hey well where the hell is
that Peter Griffin he said he’d give me
$100 if I took her off all my clothes
yeah if a bottle of vino has a gold
medal it must be better than the
unranked swill beside it right not
necessarily taste is unsurprisingly a
subjective matter so it’s only natural
that at the end of the day the same
would be true for rankings in fact
studies including one published by the
Journal of wine economics in 2008 have
concluded that judges and wine contests
were consistent with their judgments
only 10% of the time medium-plus body
it’s mostly pumpkin there’s so much
pumpkin it’s like a Charlie Brown
Halloween special a winning wine in one
competition may be completely ignored in
the next I don’t drink alcohol from that
portion of the color spectrum the
typical judge could easily score the
same wine as acceptable in one tasting
and is excellent a few minutes later we
will take four bottles please and thank
you the International Wine Challenge
Awards literally thousands of medals
each year with over 3,400 wines earning
bronze status alone in 2015
be especially leery of commended wines
has given the unlikelihood of anyone
entering the IWC failing command it is
basically shorthand for non-toxic this
comes from your mother’s butt myth
number three baby before liquor never
been sicker liquor before beer you’re in
the clear Nick ever for beer you got Pam
Grier you have no idea what you’re
talking about do you nope this is
sometimes known as b-before wine you’ll
be fine well in all booze is booze as
far as your body is concerned regardless
if you’ve had a bottle of Sam or a shot
of gin your liver still needs an hour to
process and break down the alcohol
you’ve just dumped into it an excessive
amounts of either are just going to
dehydrate you where this myth almost has
a grain of truth is in the way that
people drink different types of
beverages in general mixed drinks and
shots tend to be slammed back while
drinkers tend to nurse a beer speed
drinking some jak means you’re already
pretty loaded when that chalice of
Stella enters the picture whereas
putting away a polite pair of Millers
and then throwing back a fifth of Johnny
red label is like jumping into warp
drive from standstill Wow
calling booze by its first name really
makes me sound like an alcoholic and
they’re much as anything else led to my
drinking
myth number two beer gives you a bigot
anyway it’s inevitable not roly-poly not
dumpy a bigger is a particular sort of
protuberance there are lots of
reasonable sounding explanations as to
how beer makes one’s abdomens so bulbous
some say it’s because beer drinkers also
eat a lot of fatty foods or drink more
alcohol than the typical wine drinker
thereby consuming more calories
alcoholism can cause conditions
resulting in abdominal distension that’s
in extreme cases but studies on the
subject of the bigger and there have
been a few that fail to consistently
draw strong correlations between
drinking beer and having a high
proportion of abdominal fat so all those
well intentioned sometimes possible
theories are moot I’ve been looking for
a big fat soda shoot with a canon I’d
like very much for you to be that fat
show myth number one old wines are good
wines this is a 59 Latour from my
private collection
I’ll do the trick if we’ve learned
anything from the movies it’s that a
bottle of 1873 Chateau de Pomplamoose is
the height of sophistication
hit me again bring the candle Jax cork
the 59 in actuality is probably just
expensive vinegar less than 1% of wines
are intended to mature the rest are
meant to be enjoyed now or at least
within five years a quality wine will
likely remain so but a cheap wine
perhaps a commended wine lonely get
worse hang on to that $500 bottle of
Bordeaux for your 60th wedding
anniversary if you like but there’s no
point in keeping a $5 bottle of arsenic
and kosher nail and expecting a glass of
heaven when it hits vintage furthermore
any wine can go nasty if not stored
properly keep your wine even the stuff
you stole from your cousin’s wedding out
of the sunlight and store it on its side
more wine less talker so how many of
these myths did you believe do you have
an alcohol myth you want to bust hair
the dog that bit me
here’s what Google searches are asking
about alcohol don’t alcohol actually
kill brain cells will alcohol help
anxiety does alcohol cause acne for more
vintage top 10s and commended top fives
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
words of wisdom why’d words of
do
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