what happens in Vegas gets passed around
in a drunken conversation and is
perpetuated into a dirty overblown myth
welcome to watchmojo.com one by one in
today’s installment we’re looking at the
five myths about Las Vegas that you may
have bet the farm on myth number five
street prostitution is legal okay but
I’m a cast yeah despite what you might
have heard or even experienced one
cannot legally buy sex in Las Vegas are
you working working what do you mean
working I’m walking sure there are
plenty of exotic entertainers on the
strip and certainly plenty of adult
themed shows but legalized prostitution
actually takes place outside Sin City in
fact the Nevada counties of Clark Washoe
Douglass and Lincoln are all good to go
for anyone in search for that perfect
brothel and if you happen to be looking
for the infamous Chicken Ranch well
that’s a full sixty miles west of Vegas
with the Moonlite bunnyranch being
approximately three hundred and seventy
miles beyond that so if you have a
friend that is curious about legalized
prostitution in Las Vegas just let them
know that a full tank of gas will be
needed for a lengthy road trip out of
town it doesn’t exist just so you can
jet off to whore island that’s not a
real place myth number four all Las
Vegas shows feature husbands
on Las Vegas Boulevard the Marquis
highlight all the biggest names in town
some acts spend years performing with
stars like Britney Spears and Shania
Twain who relocated to Sin City for
extended stays and big paychecks however
people often confuse the major plays as
being all that Vegas has to offer giving
the impression that the former stars are
recycled from year to year in some kind
of tired system tired your mom for now
so yourself
around stage in five minutes but
considering the amount of venues and
yearly visitors is always fresh talent
to be found on the strip and that’s all
part of the magic as you never know if
you’re gonna come across an emerging
artist like the Canadian singer
Veronique de Kerr who used it as a
launch pad for her career so rejoice
Vegas isn’t just where careers go to die
myth number three Las Vegas will leave
you broke not your own bad decisions
so you’ve watched a flashy gambling
movie and you think Vegas is gonna bleed
your wallet dry well it’s probably gonna
be more because of your own silly
decisions
the average gambler spends around five
hundred and thirty dollars which is a
lot but it’s not exactly going to break
the bank and contrary to what you’ve
seen on the big screen
the casinos aren’t filled with super
gamblers that target your inexperienced
ass in fact given that approximately 40
million people visit Las Vegas per year
you’re more likely to go face-to-face
with the other money hungry amateurs
that fill the tables on the daily well
maybe we should tell that to Rain Man
cuz he practically bankrupt the casino
and he was a retard it’s simply about
look preparation and opportunity what’s
more it’s highly unlikely that the
machines in these famous casinos are
rigged these places would have been shut
down years ago if that was the case it’s
just that the odds fate of the house all
the time sorry
okay myth number two Las Vegas has
nothing to offer beyond the strip what
happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
except for herpes that shit will come
back with you sure that’s a selling
point for many as part of the Sin City
air law revolves around the glamor the
booze and the spontaneity that is
synonymous with the strip but this kind
of tunnel vision often minimizes the
city’s broader appeal while perpetuating
the myth that Las Vegas isn’t
family-friendly it’s a matter of knowing
your options and there are certainly
plenty of outdoor excursions to be
enjoyed
Lake Mead Red Rock Canyon and even
Hoover Dam could be worth your time and
there’s always the open road of course
if you’re looking to get outside
yourself and the city so don’t limit
your options tourists enjoy the
spectacular desert Easter’s get off the
beaten path and live your glorious life
Who am I kidding you’re probably just
gonna drink and Gamble
myth number one drunk people can legally
marry in Las Vegas are you sure you want
to do this
in 2009 The Hangover became a massive
hit largely in part due to the romance
sized depictions of Vegas booze Bros and
bad decisions
this combination usually means that at
least one extremely drunk person is
gonna get hitched right
congratulations do you get married this
can’t be happening
no one cannot simply get wasted in Las
Vegas and legally marry it’s true as the
law states couples must both be sober I
promise to put your dreams before mine I
promise a bottle of my repulsion at the
sight of your hair and the drain yeah
pop culture usually promotes this idea
and in theory we probably know someone
who’s fully capable of getting hammered
and hitched
but the proverbial drunk Vegas wedding
is in fact a bit on the flip side it’s
easy to get a marriage license but that
doesn’t mean anything until you make the
conscious decision to tie the knot and
no it doesn’t have to be Elvis that
conducts the ceremony even if it could
make for a better story you can’t get
married there dude okay so which of
these myths did you believe is what
Google searchers are asking about Las
Vegas is Las Vegas going to run out of
water can Las Vegas be seen from space
when is Las Vegas IKEA opening for more
look eat up tens and jackpot top fives
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
in a drunken conversation and is
perpetuated into a dirty overblown myth
welcome to watchmojo.com one by one in
today’s installment we’re looking at the
five myths about Las Vegas that you may
have bet the farm on myth number five
street prostitution is legal okay but
I’m a cast yeah despite what you might
have heard or even experienced one
cannot legally buy sex in Las Vegas are
you working working what do you mean
working I’m walking sure there are
plenty of exotic entertainers on the
strip and certainly plenty of adult
themed shows but legalized prostitution
actually takes place outside Sin City in
fact the Nevada counties of Clark Washoe
Douglass and Lincoln are all good to go
for anyone in search for that perfect
brothel and if you happen to be looking
for the infamous Chicken Ranch well
that’s a full sixty miles west of Vegas
with the Moonlite bunnyranch being
approximately three hundred and seventy
miles beyond that so if you have a
friend that is curious about legalized
prostitution in Las Vegas just let them
know that a full tank of gas will be
needed for a lengthy road trip out of
town it doesn’t exist just so you can
jet off to whore island that’s not a
real place myth number four all Las
Vegas shows feature husbands
on Las Vegas Boulevard the Marquis
highlight all the biggest names in town
some acts spend years performing with
stars like Britney Spears and Shania
Twain who relocated to Sin City for
extended stays and big paychecks however
people often confuse the major plays as
being all that Vegas has to offer giving
the impression that the former stars are
recycled from year to year in some kind
of tired system tired your mom for now
so yourself
around stage in five minutes but
considering the amount of venues and
yearly visitors is always fresh talent
to be found on the strip and that’s all
part of the magic as you never know if
you’re gonna come across an emerging
artist like the Canadian singer
Veronique de Kerr who used it as a
launch pad for her career so rejoice
Vegas isn’t just where careers go to die
myth number three Las Vegas will leave
you broke not your own bad decisions
so you’ve watched a flashy gambling
movie and you think Vegas is gonna bleed
your wallet dry well it’s probably gonna
be more because of your own silly
decisions
the average gambler spends around five
hundred and thirty dollars which is a
lot but it’s not exactly going to break
the bank and contrary to what you’ve
seen on the big screen
the casinos aren’t filled with super
gamblers that target your inexperienced
ass in fact given that approximately 40
million people visit Las Vegas per year
you’re more likely to go face-to-face
with the other money hungry amateurs
that fill the tables on the daily well
maybe we should tell that to Rain Man
cuz he practically bankrupt the casino
and he was a retard it’s simply about
look preparation and opportunity what’s
more it’s highly unlikely that the
machines in these famous casinos are
rigged these places would have been shut
down years ago if that was the case it’s
just that the odds fate of the house all
the time sorry
okay myth number two Las Vegas has
nothing to offer beyond the strip what
happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
except for herpes that shit will come
back with you sure that’s a selling
point for many as part of the Sin City
air law revolves around the glamor the
booze and the spontaneity that is
synonymous with the strip but this kind
of tunnel vision often minimizes the
city’s broader appeal while perpetuating
the myth that Las Vegas isn’t
family-friendly it’s a matter of knowing
your options and there are certainly
plenty of outdoor excursions to be
enjoyed
Lake Mead Red Rock Canyon and even
Hoover Dam could be worth your time and
there’s always the open road of course
if you’re looking to get outside
yourself and the city so don’t limit
your options tourists enjoy the
spectacular desert Easter’s get off the
beaten path and live your glorious life
Who am I kidding you’re probably just
gonna drink and Gamble
myth number one drunk people can legally
marry in Las Vegas are you sure you want
to do this
in 2009 The Hangover became a massive
hit largely in part due to the romance
sized depictions of Vegas booze Bros and
bad decisions
this combination usually means that at
least one extremely drunk person is
gonna get hitched right
congratulations do you get married this
can’t be happening
no one cannot simply get wasted in Las
Vegas and legally marry it’s true as the
law states couples must both be sober I
promise to put your dreams before mine I
promise a bottle of my repulsion at the
sight of your hair and the drain yeah
pop culture usually promotes this idea
and in theory we probably know someone
who’s fully capable of getting hammered
and hitched
but the proverbial drunk Vegas wedding
is in fact a bit on the flip side it’s
easy to get a marriage license but that
doesn’t mean anything until you make the
conscious decision to tie the knot and
no it doesn’t have to be Elvis that
conducts the ceremony even if it could
make for a better story you can’t get
married there dude okay so which of
these myths did you believe is what
Google searchers are asking about Las
Vegas is Las Vegas going to run out of
water can Las Vegas be seen from space
when is Las Vegas IKEA opening for more
look eat up tens and jackpot top fives
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
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