to me a fart is funny
a fart hears limb limbs breakdown a fart
firstly it’s a natural part of life and
we all do it every day but there’s just
something about a good fart that we
can’t help but laugh at welcome to
watchmojo.com Patino’s went today x’
installment we’re counting down the top
five hilarious and informative facts
about farting the bodily function with
the biggest taboo aye here’s what I
would say is that you don’t have to be
smart to laugh at farts but you have to
be stupid not to number five we fart
almost one big gulp per day oh good well
I think I might be having a heart attack
what are you serious oh so much stuff is
happening right now
you think that’s oxygen you’re breathing
in right now wrong chances are it’s
somebody else’s benchwarmer or space
heater doctors in Sheffield England have
actually studied how much the average
human farts in a day concluding that
those with a healthy functioning
gastrointestinal tract produce 10 to 20
powerpuffs a day charming depending on
the person and probably how much cabbage
they eat that’s up to 1,500 milliliters
of gas that’s almost enough to fill a
big gulp which would be the worst
Slurpee flavor ever is there a term for
having a heart attack while releasing so
much gas not really gastrointestinal
distress is common during a cardiac
event I just want to hear the doctors
say that Jerry had a fart attack is that
too much to ask number 4 SB Diez shock
and awe Oh somebody hot-boxed us sure
you pulled the window what’s that it’s
when you close all the windows and fart
on purpose that was also an example of
an SPD or silent but deadly also called
silent but violent because they always
seem to be the worst but why is that
part of the answer is that your brain is
just not prepared for it the piece of
our brain called the anterior cingulate
cortex is responsible for warning you
that a foul smell is to follow when it
hears a fart effectively preparing your
body when no sound is emitted your body
has no warning and therefore no defense
to combat that rotting corpse smell that
just seeped out of your friends butt
the rest of the answer has to do with
sulfur compounds but more on that later
oh my god number three Haring farts
almost caused an international incident
in 1981 a Soviet submarine ran aground
while trespassing in Swedish waters
afterwards throughout the 80s the
Swedish military logged dozens of
suspicious noises every year which they
took to be enemy subs so they were more
or less constantly on high alert however
aside from the 1981 incident no foreign
subs were ever discovered finally a
small team of researchers realize that
most of the sounds in fact all of the
yellow portions of this graph were
actually coming from herring farts so a
herring can squeeze its swim bladder and
in that way you can blurt out a small
number of bubbles through the air
through the anal opening more recently
research has discovered that herring
used the farts to communicate with each
other the bubble signal officious
presence to other fish helping them stay
in tight protective schools number two
cow farts are the way of the future
forget hey break out the beans
scientists in Argentina have devised a
method to collect methane from cow toots
which helps produce green energy there’s
a couple different ways to collect cow
farts the traditional method is to use a
jar and catch it but that’s a little too
primitive what we need to do after
installing a tube into the cow’s
digestive tract the little barn burners
then travel to a sack on its back
creating a whoopee cushion from hell
that gas as much as 300 liters of it per
cow per day can then be converted into
electricity some farms already have the
technology to collect methane from
manure as it decomposes but this balloon
of death method is more direct and has
the potential to seriously reduce one of
the planets biggest sources of
greenhouse gas was that a fart oh I can
taste it
from a tongue number one woman’s farts
smell worse than men’s oh dear Lord
renowned air biscuit researcher Michael
Leavitt who has hundreds of published
flatulence studies to his name conducted
experiments and can
that women have smellier gas than men
and yes the experiments literally
consisted of volunteers eating pinto
beans and back blasting into bags and
judges inhaling them he thought you had
a bad job the likely culprit of the odor
higher amounts of hydrogen sulfide
hydrogen sulfide is invisible explosive
and flammable most importantly it’s
deadly h2s is one of the more pungent
compounds of pantie burps so more h2s
equals more blessed sorry ladies in the
immediate area of a leak or a release
follow these steps
1 hold your breath but do not inhale to
do so to move up wind or crosswind and
away from the leak area 3 protect
yourself by putting on an appropriate
breathing unit on the upside scientists
have discovered that our cells use minut
amounts of hydrogen sulfide to protect
themselves so there’s a slight
possibility that farts might be useful
in preventing health problems like
strokes and heart attacks I popped in
your general direction so will you be
just a little more appreciative of farts
now and what’s your favorite word for
fart mark fart for more socially
acceptable top 10s and still taboo top
fives be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com oh pardon me
a fart hears limb limbs breakdown a fart
firstly it’s a natural part of life and
we all do it every day but there’s just
something about a good fart that we
can’t help but laugh at welcome to
watchmojo.com Patino’s went today x’
installment we’re counting down the top
five hilarious and informative facts
about farting the bodily function with
the biggest taboo aye here’s what I
would say is that you don’t have to be
smart to laugh at farts but you have to
be stupid not to number five we fart
almost one big gulp per day oh good well
I think I might be having a heart attack
what are you serious oh so much stuff is
happening right now
you think that’s oxygen you’re breathing
in right now wrong chances are it’s
somebody else’s benchwarmer or space
heater doctors in Sheffield England have
actually studied how much the average
human farts in a day concluding that
those with a healthy functioning
gastrointestinal tract produce 10 to 20
powerpuffs a day charming depending on
the person and probably how much cabbage
they eat that’s up to 1,500 milliliters
of gas that’s almost enough to fill a
big gulp which would be the worst
Slurpee flavor ever is there a term for
having a heart attack while releasing so
much gas not really gastrointestinal
distress is common during a cardiac
event I just want to hear the doctors
say that Jerry had a fart attack is that
too much to ask number 4 SB Diez shock
and awe Oh somebody hot-boxed us sure
you pulled the window what’s that it’s
when you close all the windows and fart
on purpose that was also an example of
an SPD or silent but deadly also called
silent but violent because they always
seem to be the worst but why is that
part of the answer is that your brain is
just not prepared for it the piece of
our brain called the anterior cingulate
cortex is responsible for warning you
that a foul smell is to follow when it
hears a fart effectively preparing your
body when no sound is emitted your body
has no warning and therefore no defense
to combat that rotting corpse smell that
just seeped out of your friends butt
the rest of the answer has to do with
sulfur compounds but more on that later
oh my god number three Haring farts
almost caused an international incident
in 1981 a Soviet submarine ran aground
while trespassing in Swedish waters
afterwards throughout the 80s the
Swedish military logged dozens of
suspicious noises every year which they
took to be enemy subs so they were more
or less constantly on high alert however
aside from the 1981 incident no foreign
subs were ever discovered finally a
small team of researchers realize that
most of the sounds in fact all of the
yellow portions of this graph were
actually coming from herring farts so a
herring can squeeze its swim bladder and
in that way you can blurt out a small
number of bubbles through the air
through the anal opening more recently
research has discovered that herring
used the farts to communicate with each
other the bubble signal officious
presence to other fish helping them stay
in tight protective schools number two
cow farts are the way of the future
forget hey break out the beans
scientists in Argentina have devised a
method to collect methane from cow toots
which helps produce green energy there’s
a couple different ways to collect cow
farts the traditional method is to use a
jar and catch it but that’s a little too
primitive what we need to do after
installing a tube into the cow’s
digestive tract the little barn burners
then travel to a sack on its back
creating a whoopee cushion from hell
that gas as much as 300 liters of it per
cow per day can then be converted into
electricity some farms already have the
technology to collect methane from
manure as it decomposes but this balloon
of death method is more direct and has
the potential to seriously reduce one of
the planets biggest sources of
greenhouse gas was that a fart oh I can
taste it
from a tongue number one woman’s farts
smell worse than men’s oh dear Lord
renowned air biscuit researcher Michael
Leavitt who has hundreds of published
flatulence studies to his name conducted
experiments and can
that women have smellier gas than men
and yes the experiments literally
consisted of volunteers eating pinto
beans and back blasting into bags and
judges inhaling them he thought you had
a bad job the likely culprit of the odor
higher amounts of hydrogen sulfide
hydrogen sulfide is invisible explosive
and flammable most importantly it’s
deadly h2s is one of the more pungent
compounds of pantie burps so more h2s
equals more blessed sorry ladies in the
immediate area of a leak or a release
follow these steps
1 hold your breath but do not inhale to
do so to move up wind or crosswind and
away from the leak area 3 protect
yourself by putting on an appropriate
breathing unit on the upside scientists
have discovered that our cells use minut
amounts of hydrogen sulfide to protect
themselves so there’s a slight
possibility that farts might be useful
in preventing health problems like
strokes and heart attacks I popped in
your general direction so will you be
just a little more appreciative of farts
now and what’s your favorite word for
fart mark fart for more socially
acceptable top 10s and still taboo top
fives be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com oh pardon me
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