shark majestic and misunderstood or
murderous and some other word that
starts with M welcome to watchmojo.com
ik today we’re staring death in the eye
to bring you 5 facts about shark attack
so you probably didn’t know heads up you
might see some gore
before we begin we publish new videos
every day
so be sure to subscribe for more great
content number 5 you’re more likely to
be killed by a Dorito than a shark hello
this is shark in a manner of speaking
that is no offense to any particular
delicious snack food but according to
some 20-year old american statistics
vending machines are responsible for at
least twice as many deaths per year than
sharks
granted these sets don’t account for the
sudden appearance of sharknadoes in 2013
number four sharks aren’t eating you
they’re tasting you and you were asking
for it okay so which one tasted better
I’m Steve yeah a guy with Lisa I only
tasted peanut butter and chocolate Lisa
had just eaten a peanut butter capsule
with Steve I tasted something more it
was peanut butter and snicker right many
people think that sharks don’t like the
taste of human flesh and that’s why they
very rarely bite off and eat a piece of
anybody most fights are just quick
exploratory grabs but others see erisa
what the Sharks learn from their dental
probing is not the human taste gross but
that were too bony they’d much prefer a
nice blubbery feel Steve was delish yeah
I love another case certainly
[Music]
furthermore for sure I bet you there’s a
good chance you deserved it and that you
were a man
about half of all shark attacks are
provoked meaning the victim touched or
pursued the shark and a massive 92% of
all great white shark attack victims are
male
so either men are doing a lot more
diving and surfing than women or sharks
are kinda sexist
[Music]
number three that’s to go Three Stooges
on his ass its Colossus even mediocre Oh
say ah shark self-defense experts which
is a designation we just invented say
there are a few things you can do once
you’ve been bitten first don’t panic
number one you have to remain calm
remember they’re just tasting and once
they realize you eat mostly Doritos and
tastes awful they’ll let you go you have
to show no fear siege it because the
Sharks you see the Sharks they can sense
this here so don’t freak out but don’t
play dead either
Sharp’s wait till things are dead to
swallow them your best move is to hit it
in the eyes or gills that’s where the
shark is most sensitive and such an
attack has only one known defense number
two Free Willy pwned jaws sharks like
the great white are of course known to
humans as ferocious killers while orcas
are good time trip flippin SeaWorld
mascots despite the fact that they’re
literally called killer whales one is a
tool whoa right so will it kill us no
I’ll get you punished ultimate fish but
a major food source for many workers are
actually sharks
marine biologists say that some Orca
populations actually specialize in
pack-hunting predators sharks including
the great white and tiger shark I don’t
know we handled PR for Shamu but they’re
earning their pay
[Applause]
number one humans are still winning the
war on sharks don’t worry guys we got
this our best estimates tell us that
brave hunters kill about a hundred
million of these terrifying super fish
every year that’s at least 10 million of
them for every one of us a never mind
that only a fraction of shark species
have ever been implicated in the human
injury we’re coming for all y’all sadly
many cities have placed a ban on shark
fin soup hoping to give a traitorous
boost to the murderous death –
populations don’t worry
scientists say that without a drastic
reduction in shark hunting we’ll extinct
those demon-possessed aquatics chainsaws
in no time if we keep killing tens of
millions of sharks each year just for
suit change life in our oceans forever
so which of these facts did you find the
most interesting check out these other
great clips from WatchMojo and subscribe
for new videos every day
murderous and some other word that
starts with M welcome to watchmojo.com
ik today we’re staring death in the eye
to bring you 5 facts about shark attack
so you probably didn’t know heads up you
might see some gore
before we begin we publish new videos
every day
so be sure to subscribe for more great
content number 5 you’re more likely to
be killed by a Dorito than a shark hello
this is shark in a manner of speaking
that is no offense to any particular
delicious snack food but according to
some 20-year old american statistics
vending machines are responsible for at
least twice as many deaths per year than
sharks
granted these sets don’t account for the
sudden appearance of sharknadoes in 2013
number four sharks aren’t eating you
they’re tasting you and you were asking
for it okay so which one tasted better
I’m Steve yeah a guy with Lisa I only
tasted peanut butter and chocolate Lisa
had just eaten a peanut butter capsule
with Steve I tasted something more it
was peanut butter and snicker right many
people think that sharks don’t like the
taste of human flesh and that’s why they
very rarely bite off and eat a piece of
anybody most fights are just quick
exploratory grabs but others see erisa
what the Sharks learn from their dental
probing is not the human taste gross but
that were too bony they’d much prefer a
nice blubbery feel Steve was delish yeah
I love another case certainly
[Music]
furthermore for sure I bet you there’s a
good chance you deserved it and that you
were a man
about half of all shark attacks are
provoked meaning the victim touched or
pursued the shark and a massive 92% of
all great white shark attack victims are
male
so either men are doing a lot more
diving and surfing than women or sharks
are kinda sexist
[Music]
number three that’s to go Three Stooges
on his ass its Colossus even mediocre Oh
say ah shark self-defense experts which
is a designation we just invented say
there are a few things you can do once
you’ve been bitten first don’t panic
number one you have to remain calm
remember they’re just tasting and once
they realize you eat mostly Doritos and
tastes awful they’ll let you go you have
to show no fear siege it because the
Sharks you see the Sharks they can sense
this here so don’t freak out but don’t
play dead either
Sharp’s wait till things are dead to
swallow them your best move is to hit it
in the eyes or gills that’s where the
shark is most sensitive and such an
attack has only one known defense number
two Free Willy pwned jaws sharks like
the great white are of course known to
humans as ferocious killers while orcas
are good time trip flippin SeaWorld
mascots despite the fact that they’re
literally called killer whales one is a
tool whoa right so will it kill us no
I’ll get you punished ultimate fish but
a major food source for many workers are
actually sharks
marine biologists say that some Orca
populations actually specialize in
pack-hunting predators sharks including
the great white and tiger shark I don’t
know we handled PR for Shamu but they’re
earning their pay
[Applause]
number one humans are still winning the
war on sharks don’t worry guys we got
this our best estimates tell us that
brave hunters kill about a hundred
million of these terrifying super fish
every year that’s at least 10 million of
them for every one of us a never mind
that only a fraction of shark species
have ever been implicated in the human
injury we’re coming for all y’all sadly
many cities have placed a ban on shark
fin soup hoping to give a traitorous
boost to the murderous death –
populations don’t worry
scientists say that without a drastic
reduction in shark hunting we’ll extinct
those demon-possessed aquatics chainsaws
in no time if we keep killing tens of
millions of sharks each year just for
suit change life in our oceans forever
so which of these facts did you find the
most interesting check out these other
great clips from WatchMojo and subscribe
for new videos every day
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