hey laser lips your mama was a
snowblower what did you say about my
mama and when you get that from your
mama
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
yo mama jokes in movies yo yo mama’s so
fat and when she farts Al Gore accuses
her a global warming does for this list
we’ll be looking at movie moments where
one character insults another characters
mother simple enough then let’s get the
mother insults rolling number 10
playing with yo mama tonight the
waterboy oh how we long for the glory
days when Adam Sandler produced comedic
gold in this film he plays water boy
turned football star Bobby Boucher a
sensitive soul Bobby cares for others
and wants to stay on everyone’s good
side yeah joy during a game however he
comes across an opposing player who
could use a lesson in sportsmanship when
Bobby sends him a good luck wish he
replies with a yo mama joke for the ages
Wester doctor Yan own up come and play
I’ll be playing with your mama tonight
Bobby retaliates against number 62
although it altum Utley costs his team
the game well at least he didn’t say
Gatorade was better than h2o I love my
mama very much now you know hit number 9
climbing off your mom snatch do you know
when you were going down when you work
as an enforcer for a crime boss chances
are you’re gonna have a low tolerance
for people’s BS bollocks I’m going for a
walk
then again if you’re Jason Statham you
can afford to be one hell of a wise guy
brings you to it we’re not pens to sniff
that’s what Andy Beckwith’s Errol learns
the hard way in this funny come back
seen from snatch Co she knows what he’s
got is bad boy face ooh spleen to you
everyone sometimes gets bothered when a
third party answers a question when no
one asked for his or her input vice
hello that want to but if Statham’s
Turkish is that third party and just let
him answer and don’t say anything
otherwise
this will happen have to remember that
one next time I’m clothing off your mom
number eight
your mom’s chest hair Mean Girls why are
you talking to Janis Ian I don’t know I
mean she’s so weird we’ve all met that
one reserved girl in high school that
everyone thinks is a weirdo if you’ve
never seen a girl like that then meet
Janis Ian what do you mean one thing to
consider before picking on a quiet
person be prepared for some major
backlash some students may sit there and
take it if you try to insult them but
not Janice last week Janice what’s it
made of your mom’s chest hair you have
to wonder why girls like this don’t rule
over the school with an iron fist
cuz with a mouth like that who wouldn’t
be scared of her number 7 yo mama
bonding time everything must go must
mean you’re this one we should all be
aware by now that Will Ferrel can drop
some hilarious yo mama jokes considering
the embarrassment he put towards his
opponent marty huggins in the campaign
you know what the difference between
your mama and our washing machine is
when I dump a load and the machine
machine doesn’t follow me around for
three weeks
so when Farrell’s Nick Halsey gets
together with Kenny played by the son of
late rapper the notorious b.i.g we’re
treated to several funny moments your
mama’s so fat she heard it was chilly
out she ran inside got a bowl
Kenny tells Nick about the comments
bullies make towards him at school and
Nick shares some good old yo mama jokes
with the young kid there on the so fat
you have to roller and flower then dive
for the wet spot yeah the last joke at
the end well we’ll let you figure that
one out
yeah maybe don’t tell on number 6 yo
mama’s so fat the Nutty Professor you
older fat don’t all right combine a
timers Guide Earl Scheib and the equator
and what do you get a series of epic
revenge burns your mother so fat after
sex I roll over twice
I’m still on a bitch Reggie Warrington
is a stand-up comedian who pulls no
punches when it comes to making fun of
professor Klumps wait man we get it for
you
it’s a fool
unfortunately for Reggie Klump becomes
the suave and witty buddy loved and
gladly gets his revenge huh bill death
is equated it’s great seeing Dave
Chappelle and Eddie Murphy in a comedy
battle even if it means one of the
characters mother’s gets annihilated
number five locker room humor Remember
the Titans hey I like them better with
the long hair bro remind me of burn
tears mama if you don’t know whether or
not someone likes you then just insult
their mother
he’d say try to hurt you then don’t do
it again but if they laugh and say hey
that was funny then you’re in the clear
see now you’re making me angry man look
like anger ba take your mama to the prom
the football players of TC Williams High
School have their own way of showing
love to their fellow players yeah I just
gave you a mom a piggyback ride she
weighs twice a lineman Darrell Stanton
starts the mom bashing on Gary Bertier
who gets angry at first once everyone
starts telling jokes though it becomes a
playful moment among teammates huh
who’da thought yo momma jokes could help
tear down racial barriers that’s a mama
joke number for yo mama battle meet the
Spartans
Sexy’s didn’t take rejection well if you
know your history you’re aware that
Xerxes ruled with great authority and
many people did not challenge him from
every corner of his empire he sent his
most vicious warriors to fight well that
is until Xerxes sent his best warriors
to face off against the titular Spartans
in a full-blown brutal and dangerous
battle of yep yo mama jokes yo mama’s so
ghetto
when she breastfeeds kool-aid comes out
sixties Warriors initially put up a good
fight but come on you know the Spartans
always have to come out on top yo mama’s
so stupid she thought Tupac Shakur was a
Jewish holiday if you don’t remember how
King Xerxes died don’t worry just know
that this particular battle did some
major damage to his rule y’all mama’s so
fat so Mitchell I decided he doesn’t
like big butts and he ain’t mine
number three slam dunk yo mama jokes
white men can’t jump we talked about
your mama bad he playing you for punky
playing Wesley Snipes and Woody
Harrelson probably have one of the best
bromances in film history
given all the screen time they’ve shared
well are you saying I possibly have a
lot better players in you before in one
of their earlier outings they portrayed
too cocky basketball players that team
up and hustle other players for cash you
talking about my mother no no no see
nobody talks about my mother you don’t
ever talk about my mother mama as you
may know basketball is a sport with a
lot of trash talk and things can
sometimes get personal hey yo mama’s so
old riot air-lifter high school oh but
hey for this list the more jokes the
merrier so when she fell of a broken leg
and gravy poured out we have to give
props to any player that can get hit by
these jokes and stay focused on the game
oh man your mother got a-levels wait
which way sideburn what you know well
your mama
go yellow C compiler hold off I’ll
mention if your fuck your pussy yards
number two you want to talk about
mothers white chicks look who just flew
in from the slums of Beverly Hills
simple life lesson no matter who you are
you’re not gonna get along with everyone
you meet eventually you will meet
someone who will absolutely hate your
guts
squeeze oh no you did
when FBI agents Kevin and Marcus
transform into the Wilson sisters
they’re introduced to Megan and Heather
vandergeld their sworn enemies
your mother Shops at Saks the first
encounter goes fantastic no it doesn’t
yo ma there’s no dump she went to dr.
Dre for a pap smear oh why can’t you
doing a beatbox
oh the insults instantly fly and once
the mother bashing starts it becomes a
battle you do not want to be involved in
well your mother so stupid she exercises
when she could just get like liposuction
or something yeah before we reveal our
number one pick here are some honorable
mentions what happened to you
they’re probably cheating your mother
cheated that’s where you look like
plumbing who say
your mama and she told me to tell you
she’s really disappointed in you look at
me you piece of trash how many men you
got does your mother
yo mama’s so fat she got every Gator on
speed down what ha-ah
your mama’s so fat that she uses Mexico
the what country as her tanning bed
oh mama so ugly Josie bear won’t even do
I ever
Polly want a cracker Polly wants your
mama’s sweet ass what did Bobby say to
me I said Polly wants your mama’s sweet
ass number one your mother was a hamster
Monty Python and the Holy Grail oh yes
it’s very nice any time this classic
film is mentioned a gut-busting
hilarious moment is going to be brought
up I’m invincible you’re a loony on
their way to find the sacred Holy Grail
a snotty soldier stops the knights of
the round table
the Frenchman does what he can to make
the Knights run home to their mothers
I’m French what do you think I have
these outrageous accent you silly King
why is there a French castle in the
middle of the English countryside anyway
we have no idea what are you doing in
England mind your own business but one
thing’s for sure his creative use of the
English language has us in stitches ah
blow my nose at you so corn after King
you and all your silly English king
whatever he’s saying the delivery of
this quotable burn is what earns it the
number one spot I thought in your dinner
direction your mother was a hamster and
your father’s mate of elderberries do
you agree with our list what’s the
funniest yo mama joke you’ve ever heard
in a movie
anyone else here trying her and money
for college your mom goes to college for
more hilarious top 10s published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
ladies and gentlemen Reggie had left the
building thank you and good night
snowblower what did you say about my
mama and when you get that from your
mama
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
yo mama jokes in movies yo yo mama’s so
fat and when she farts Al Gore accuses
her a global warming does for this list
we’ll be looking at movie moments where
one character insults another characters
mother simple enough then let’s get the
mother insults rolling number 10
playing with yo mama tonight the
waterboy oh how we long for the glory
days when Adam Sandler produced comedic
gold in this film he plays water boy
turned football star Bobby Boucher a
sensitive soul Bobby cares for others
and wants to stay on everyone’s good
side yeah joy during a game however he
comes across an opposing player who
could use a lesson in sportsmanship when
Bobby sends him a good luck wish he
replies with a yo mama joke for the ages
Wester doctor Yan own up come and play
I’ll be playing with your mama tonight
Bobby retaliates against number 62
although it altum Utley costs his team
the game well at least he didn’t say
Gatorade was better than h2o I love my
mama very much now you know hit number 9
climbing off your mom snatch do you know
when you were going down when you work
as an enforcer for a crime boss chances
are you’re gonna have a low tolerance
for people’s BS bollocks I’m going for a
walk
then again if you’re Jason Statham you
can afford to be one hell of a wise guy
brings you to it we’re not pens to sniff
that’s what Andy Beckwith’s Errol learns
the hard way in this funny come back
seen from snatch Co she knows what he’s
got is bad boy face ooh spleen to you
everyone sometimes gets bothered when a
third party answers a question when no
one asked for his or her input vice
hello that want to but if Statham’s
Turkish is that third party and just let
him answer and don’t say anything
otherwise
this will happen have to remember that
one next time I’m clothing off your mom
number eight
your mom’s chest hair Mean Girls why are
you talking to Janis Ian I don’t know I
mean she’s so weird we’ve all met that
one reserved girl in high school that
everyone thinks is a weirdo if you’ve
never seen a girl like that then meet
Janis Ian what do you mean one thing to
consider before picking on a quiet
person be prepared for some major
backlash some students may sit there and
take it if you try to insult them but
not Janice last week Janice what’s it
made of your mom’s chest hair you have
to wonder why girls like this don’t rule
over the school with an iron fist
cuz with a mouth like that who wouldn’t
be scared of her number 7 yo mama
bonding time everything must go must
mean you’re this one we should all be
aware by now that Will Ferrel can drop
some hilarious yo mama jokes considering
the embarrassment he put towards his
opponent marty huggins in the campaign
you know what the difference between
your mama and our washing machine is
when I dump a load and the machine
machine doesn’t follow me around for
three weeks
so when Farrell’s Nick Halsey gets
together with Kenny played by the son of
late rapper the notorious b.i.g we’re
treated to several funny moments your
mama’s so fat she heard it was chilly
out she ran inside got a bowl
Kenny tells Nick about the comments
bullies make towards him at school and
Nick shares some good old yo mama jokes
with the young kid there on the so fat
you have to roller and flower then dive
for the wet spot yeah the last joke at
the end well we’ll let you figure that
one out
yeah maybe don’t tell on number 6 yo
mama’s so fat the Nutty Professor you
older fat don’t all right combine a
timers Guide Earl Scheib and the equator
and what do you get a series of epic
revenge burns your mother so fat after
sex I roll over twice
I’m still on a bitch Reggie Warrington
is a stand-up comedian who pulls no
punches when it comes to making fun of
professor Klumps wait man we get it for
you
it’s a fool
unfortunately for Reggie Klump becomes
the suave and witty buddy loved and
gladly gets his revenge huh bill death
is equated it’s great seeing Dave
Chappelle and Eddie Murphy in a comedy
battle even if it means one of the
characters mother’s gets annihilated
number five locker room humor Remember
the Titans hey I like them better with
the long hair bro remind me of burn
tears mama if you don’t know whether or
not someone likes you then just insult
their mother
he’d say try to hurt you then don’t do
it again but if they laugh and say hey
that was funny then you’re in the clear
see now you’re making me angry man look
like anger ba take your mama to the prom
the football players of TC Williams High
School have their own way of showing
love to their fellow players yeah I just
gave you a mom a piggyback ride she
weighs twice a lineman Darrell Stanton
starts the mom bashing on Gary Bertier
who gets angry at first once everyone
starts telling jokes though it becomes a
playful moment among teammates huh
who’da thought yo momma jokes could help
tear down racial barriers that’s a mama
joke number for yo mama battle meet the
Spartans
Sexy’s didn’t take rejection well if you
know your history you’re aware that
Xerxes ruled with great authority and
many people did not challenge him from
every corner of his empire he sent his
most vicious warriors to fight well that
is until Xerxes sent his best warriors
to face off against the titular Spartans
in a full-blown brutal and dangerous
battle of yep yo mama jokes yo mama’s so
ghetto
when she breastfeeds kool-aid comes out
sixties Warriors initially put up a good
fight but come on you know the Spartans
always have to come out on top yo mama’s
so stupid she thought Tupac Shakur was a
Jewish holiday if you don’t remember how
King Xerxes died don’t worry just know
that this particular battle did some
major damage to his rule y’all mama’s so
fat so Mitchell I decided he doesn’t
like big butts and he ain’t mine
number three slam dunk yo mama jokes
white men can’t jump we talked about
your mama bad he playing you for punky
playing Wesley Snipes and Woody
Harrelson probably have one of the best
bromances in film history
given all the screen time they’ve shared
well are you saying I possibly have a
lot better players in you before in one
of their earlier outings they portrayed
too cocky basketball players that team
up and hustle other players for cash you
talking about my mother no no no see
nobody talks about my mother you don’t
ever talk about my mother mama as you
may know basketball is a sport with a
lot of trash talk and things can
sometimes get personal hey yo mama’s so
old riot air-lifter high school oh but
hey for this list the more jokes the
merrier so when she fell of a broken leg
and gravy poured out we have to give
props to any player that can get hit by
these jokes and stay focused on the game
oh man your mother got a-levels wait
which way sideburn what you know well
your mama
go yellow C compiler hold off I’ll
mention if your fuck your pussy yards
number two you want to talk about
mothers white chicks look who just flew
in from the slums of Beverly Hills
simple life lesson no matter who you are
you’re not gonna get along with everyone
you meet eventually you will meet
someone who will absolutely hate your
guts
squeeze oh no you did
when FBI agents Kevin and Marcus
transform into the Wilson sisters
they’re introduced to Megan and Heather
vandergeld their sworn enemies
your mother Shops at Saks the first
encounter goes fantastic no it doesn’t
yo ma there’s no dump she went to dr.
Dre for a pap smear oh why can’t you
doing a beatbox
oh the insults instantly fly and once
the mother bashing starts it becomes a
battle you do not want to be involved in
well your mother so stupid she exercises
when she could just get like liposuction
or something yeah before we reveal our
number one pick here are some honorable
mentions what happened to you
they’re probably cheating your mother
cheated that’s where you look like
plumbing who say
your mama and she told me to tell you
she’s really disappointed in you look at
me you piece of trash how many men you
got does your mother
yo mama’s so fat she got every Gator on
speed down what ha-ah
your mama’s so fat that she uses Mexico
the what country as her tanning bed
oh mama so ugly Josie bear won’t even do
I ever
Polly want a cracker Polly wants your
mama’s sweet ass what did Bobby say to
me I said Polly wants your mama’s sweet
ass number one your mother was a hamster
Monty Python and the Holy Grail oh yes
it’s very nice any time this classic
film is mentioned a gut-busting
hilarious moment is going to be brought
up I’m invincible you’re a loony on
their way to find the sacred Holy Grail
a snotty soldier stops the knights of
the round table
the Frenchman does what he can to make
the Knights run home to their mothers
I’m French what do you think I have
these outrageous accent you silly King
why is there a French castle in the
middle of the English countryside anyway
we have no idea what are you doing in
England mind your own business but one
thing’s for sure his creative use of the
English language has us in stitches ah
blow my nose at you so corn after King
you and all your silly English king
whatever he’s saying the delivery of
this quotable burn is what earns it the
number one spot I thought in your dinner
direction your mother was a hamster and
your father’s mate of elderberries do
you agree with our list what’s the
funniest yo mama joke you’ve ever heard
in a movie
anyone else here trying her and money
for college your mom goes to college for
more hilarious top 10s published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
ladies and gentlemen Reggie had left the
building thank you and good night
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