it is one of the weirdest shows on earth
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
be counting down our picks for the top
10 WTF Eurovision songs looking for
WatchMojo videos with the British twist
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brilliant top 10 list and entertaining
content for this list we’ve gathered
some of the wackiest tracks and most
unexpected performances in your revision
history
[Music]
with a crazy combo of truffle singing
silly costumes and bizarre stunts these
bands and musicians may Eurovision the
strange but oddly addictive showpiece we
know and love today number 10
by Al chiki chiki Rodolfo Sheila Quatro
from Spain translating to dance the
cheeky cheeky this 2008 effort came from
a Spanish comic character wearing an
Elvis wig and credited with inventing
the vibrator guitar as Rodolfo asks us
to dance doggy style backing dancers
pretend to blunder their way through the
colorful routine and although the
performance is apparently packed with
political references and gags it’s the
song score that will mostly make you
laugh in a masked and astonishing 55
points meaning it finished comfortably
Naama nine crybaby Gemini from the
United Kingdom the UK has had a dismal
Eurovision record in recent years but
this performance by Liverpool pop duo
from the very first note the singing is
so flat it feels like the blooper reel
shown during X Factor auditions
afterwards the pair claimed that
technical faults meant they couldn’t
hear their own vocals if only we could
say the same
[Music]
cry-baby was the first ever
english-language song to receive no
points though some critics claim Gemini
[Music]
[Applause]
number eight your revision telex from
Belgium synth-pop group telex are best
known for their worldwide hit single
Moscow disco
unfortunately this Eurovision entry won
them far fewer plaudits the simple
melodies banal lyrics make you wonder if
the song was simply thrown together the
previous evening on the plus side the
scarf twirling choreography is
understated genius after the show the
band admitted that they had wanted to
finish last but their hopes were cruelly
dashed by Portugal who awarded them 10
points they finished 17th out of 19
number seven runaway sunstroke project
[Music]
when this next record starts off you
might think it’s just like any other
cheesy Eurovision entry then the sax
player
Sergei Stepanov stepped forward to steal
the show completely with an energetic
solo while moldova finished 22nd in the
2010 competition stepan offs performance
was so popular it spawned the epic sax
guy meme drawing approval from even
stephan off eventually returned to the
eurovision stage in 2017 it’s forcing
shades and the talks for a brand new
truck what a guy number six Chinggis
the outward flamboyance of this German
pop crews performance is matched only by
the garishness of their absurdly
inaccurate historical costumes as the
Mongol leader Kant says about the stage
seducing everyone by spinning everywhere
his companions hardly sing about him
fathering seven children in a single
night with lots of oohs and aahs thrown
bizarrely the song has enjoyed success
registering over 100,000 digital
downloads in Japan in 2014 having been
released in 2006 number 5 hard rock
hallelujah
lordy from Finland we it doesn’t always
mean but in your revision as our next
entry demonstrates the only hard rock
band ever to win the competition lordy
Lord the stage in 2006 belting out
Christian messages while dressed in
costumes that are part Klingon part
predator
[Music]
and as this song reaches its epic finale
the frontman unveils his leathery bat
wings just because he can three years
later 80,000 people set a karaoke
Guinness world record when they gather
to sing the song in Helsinki that’s how
[Applause]
number four party for everybody
[Music]
if you’ve been waiting for a performance
based on baking then we bring good news
this bizarre and daring entry from six
rushing grannies begins with two of them
then while the biscuits baked the
women’s shuffle around the stage and
singing about lighting ovens and
kneading dough the grannies came second
in the 2012 competition and used their
newfound fame to help raise funds for a
church reconstruction back home bake
sales don’t get any bigger or better
than this
[Music]
dd-don’t go
number three our land they do spawns
just in the turkey from Island hats off
to the Irish for slipping a not so
subliminal message into this truck title
but it wasn’t enough for them to
progress past even the semi-final stage
[Music]
performed by a puppet Turkey who first
appeared on children’s television
alongside zig and zag
there’s strangely no real attempt to
conceal the puppeteer which only adds to
the general confusion at least and
lyrics are just a ridiculous of the rest
of the performance mocking the
competition and throwing in a reference
to Terry Wiggins wig
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
number two dancing lusha tum by verka
serdyuchka from ukraine it may look like
our next performers have wrapped
themselves in tin foil but they’re
actually wearing costume designed by
Dolce & Gabbana the lyrics to this song
apart Ukrainian pot German bullets all
gibberish as the frontman assures us
that dancing is good and repeats over
and over the phrase 7 7 1 2 conservative
viewers in Ukraine were apparently
outraged to have a drug act representing
them but said dooshka had the final word
finishing as one a rough on the night
[Music]
number one we are the withers Elsie
United from Lithuania someone may need
to explain the rules to this Lithuanian
hot group because they made the mistake
of proclaiming themselves victors before
the voting had even started suited
booted and we’d stick on smiles the
highlight of their performance is
undoubtably arnold dislocate giving this
amazing impression have an uncle dancing
at a wedding
[Music]
the fact that Lt United finished sick in
the competition is testament to just how
hilariously unpredictable your revision
can be still like everything else on
today’s list the song sure is catchy do
you agree with our picks check out these
other great clips from WatchMojo and subscribe for new videos every day
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
be counting down our picks for the top
10 WTF Eurovision songs looking for
WatchMojo videos with the British twist
pack your bags and take a trip to
WatchMojo UK for even more bloody
brilliant top 10 list and entertaining
content for this list we’ve gathered
some of the wackiest tracks and most
unexpected performances in your revision
history
[Music]
with a crazy combo of truffle singing
silly costumes and bizarre stunts these
bands and musicians may Eurovision the
strange but oddly addictive showpiece we
know and love today number 10
by Al chiki chiki Rodolfo Sheila Quatro
from Spain translating to dance the
cheeky cheeky this 2008 effort came from
a Spanish comic character wearing an
Elvis wig and credited with inventing
the vibrator guitar as Rodolfo asks us
to dance doggy style backing dancers
pretend to blunder their way through the
colorful routine and although the
performance is apparently packed with
political references and gags it’s the
song score that will mostly make you
laugh in a masked and astonishing 55
points meaning it finished comfortably
Naama nine crybaby Gemini from the
United Kingdom the UK has had a dismal
Eurovision record in recent years but
this performance by Liverpool pop duo
from the very first note the singing is
so flat it feels like the blooper reel
shown during X Factor auditions
afterwards the pair claimed that
technical faults meant they couldn’t
hear their own vocals if only we could
say the same
[Music]
cry-baby was the first ever
english-language song to receive no
points though some critics claim Gemini
[Music]
[Applause]
number eight your revision telex from
Belgium synth-pop group telex are best
known for their worldwide hit single
Moscow disco
unfortunately this Eurovision entry won
them far fewer plaudits the simple
melodies banal lyrics make you wonder if
the song was simply thrown together the
previous evening on the plus side the
scarf twirling choreography is
understated genius after the show the
band admitted that they had wanted to
finish last but their hopes were cruelly
dashed by Portugal who awarded them 10
points they finished 17th out of 19
number seven runaway sunstroke project
[Music]
when this next record starts off you
might think it’s just like any other
cheesy Eurovision entry then the sax
player
Sergei Stepanov stepped forward to steal
the show completely with an energetic
solo while moldova finished 22nd in the
2010 competition stepan offs performance
was so popular it spawned the epic sax
guy meme drawing approval from even
stephan off eventually returned to the
eurovision stage in 2017 it’s forcing
shades and the talks for a brand new
truck what a guy number six Chinggis
the outward flamboyance of this German
pop crews performance is matched only by
the garishness of their absurdly
inaccurate historical costumes as the
Mongol leader Kant says about the stage
seducing everyone by spinning everywhere
his companions hardly sing about him
fathering seven children in a single
night with lots of oohs and aahs thrown
bizarrely the song has enjoyed success
registering over 100,000 digital
downloads in Japan in 2014 having been
released in 2006 number 5 hard rock
hallelujah
lordy from Finland we it doesn’t always
mean but in your revision as our next
entry demonstrates the only hard rock
band ever to win the competition lordy
Lord the stage in 2006 belting out
Christian messages while dressed in
costumes that are part Klingon part
predator
[Music]
and as this song reaches its epic finale
the frontman unveils his leathery bat
wings just because he can three years
later 80,000 people set a karaoke
Guinness world record when they gather
to sing the song in Helsinki that’s how
[Applause]
number four party for everybody
[Music]
if you’ve been waiting for a performance
based on baking then we bring good news
this bizarre and daring entry from six
rushing grannies begins with two of them
then while the biscuits baked the
women’s shuffle around the stage and
singing about lighting ovens and
kneading dough the grannies came second
in the 2012 competition and used their
newfound fame to help raise funds for a
church reconstruction back home bake
sales don’t get any bigger or better
than this
[Music]
dd-don’t go
number three our land they do spawns
just in the turkey from Island hats off
to the Irish for slipping a not so
subliminal message into this truck title
but it wasn’t enough for them to
progress past even the semi-final stage
[Music]
performed by a puppet Turkey who first
appeared on children’s television
alongside zig and zag
there’s strangely no real attempt to
conceal the puppeteer which only adds to
the general confusion at least and
lyrics are just a ridiculous of the rest
of the performance mocking the
competition and throwing in a reference
to Terry Wiggins wig
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
number two dancing lusha tum by verka
serdyuchka from ukraine it may look like
our next performers have wrapped
themselves in tin foil but they’re
actually wearing costume designed by
Dolce & Gabbana the lyrics to this song
apart Ukrainian pot German bullets all
gibberish as the frontman assures us
that dancing is good and repeats over
and over the phrase 7 7 1 2 conservative
viewers in Ukraine were apparently
outraged to have a drug act representing
them but said dooshka had the final word
finishing as one a rough on the night
[Music]
number one we are the withers Elsie
United from Lithuania someone may need
to explain the rules to this Lithuanian
hot group because they made the mistake
of proclaiming themselves victors before
the voting had even started suited
booted and we’d stick on smiles the
highlight of their performance is
undoubtably arnold dislocate giving this
amazing impression have an uncle dancing
at a wedding
[Music]
the fact that Lt United finished sick in
the competition is testament to just how
hilariously unpredictable your revision
can be still like everything else on
today’s list the song sure is catchy do
you agree with our picks check out these
other great clips from WatchMojo and subscribe for new videos every day
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