if you think you know some bratty kids
you’ve never met this fat little devil
Eric we’re talking about potholes right
now welcome to watchmojo.com and today
we’re counting down our picks for the
top ten worst things Eric Cartman ever
did before we begin we publish new
videos every day so be sure to subscribe
for more great content for this list
we’re showcasing some of the worst deeds
this monster of the South Park
schoolyard has ever committed I guess
now you gotta start torturing me whether
intentionally for his own benefit or
just as an unhappy accident since some
of Cartman’s acts can be extreme we’re
adding a mature tag just to be safe also
if you haven’t been keeping up with
South Park expect spoilers ahead sorry
my son has Tourette’s syndrome number 10
he made crack baby videos why do you
have a video camera about a 10th cow the
thought of Cartman doing volunteer work
at the hospital sounds suspicious and
that’s because it is turns out he and a
few classmates are filming videos of
crack babies fighting over a ball of
cocaine posting a huge profit and
planning to make a deal with EA Sports
to have this so-called sport licensed in
or deal with EA Sports we’re giving them
the right to use images of the crack
babies and their names but we aren’t
paying the crack babies they can’t make
money it’s against the roots he rigs the
system so that he makes all the money
while his infant slaves don’t take home
a dime he’ll even try to recruit more
players by offering crack to pregnant
mothers and what’s even more shocking
Kyle actually goes along with all of
this in the end however Cartman gets
flimflammed out of his business by EA
Sports and is left rightfully penniless
well boys this has been real education
under now
but now let’s part with that o EA Sports
saying get out of my building number 9
he drank Kenny’s ashes Stan Kyle and
Cartman try to find a ticket stub for a
candy shopping spree but it turns out
Kenny had the ticket and he’s dead and
cremated carbon confuses Kenny’s ashes
for a chocolate milk mix and drinks it
and then fills the urn with kitty litter
Cartman is naturally shocked and
outraged until he gets hit on the head
and starts having visions that lead the
boys to their coveted fries while this
was more of a dumb mistake than an evil
deed cartman’s used Kenny more than
enough times for this to be quite a
fitting punishment in the end the
fat-ass has to live with Kenny
possessing him for the next few episodes
number eight
he killed hippies it’s not pot hoes you
need to worry about it’s pot heads the
only people Cartman hates more than the
Jews are hippies so much so that he acts
as an exterminator driving them out of
the neighborhood and locking them in his
basement we’ve been down here for geez
he thinks that hippies will overtake the
town naturally he gets shrugged off and
thrown in jail for keeping them hostage
in a bitter twist he’s actually right
about the takeover and the town has to
beg him for help
Cartman solution drive a giant drill
through a crowd of hippies and chased
the rest away with death metal music
while he did save the day it only shows
how fast he’s willing to murder without
a second thought
number seven he faked Tourette’s
syndrome and every day he seems to get
worse when Cartman learns about
Tourette’s syndrome
alright syndrome he thinks he’s found a
golden ticket he starts claiming to have
Tourette’s so that he can shout all the
obscenities he wants and he only gets
sympathetic praises for it while Kyle
gets grief for actually calling him out
it’s all a big game for Cartman and he
plans to go all out on national
television finally my wish of going
public with my illness can come true
however after going so long without a
filter he starts blurting out
embarrassing and personal secrets about
himself and he can’t back out of the
show now he learns too little too late
about the trouble with faking a disorder
as well as the benefit of having a
filter but lucky for him Kyle and it
verticies his life number 6
he debated having Kenny killed for his
PSP Kenny has just bought the Sony PSP
Cartman craves but he
so invested in it he gets hit by a truck
he leaves Cartman the PSP as well but
Kenny is in a vegetative state meaning
that until he actually dies no PSP for
Cartman desperate to clean the gaming
system
Cartman goes over everyone’s heads to
have them unplug Kenny but Stan and Kyle
stand in his way
Kenny tell me this one time that he
wouldn’t want to be kept alive by
feeding too sadly this Terry Schiavo
inspired debate ends in Cartman’s favor
they pull the plug and Kenny passes on
again but while Cartman does get his way
he may have inadvertently done Kenny a
favor this bittersweet ending makes you
wonder why are the boys friends with
Carmen at all number five he became the
new Hitler now in order to do what we
all know needs to be done considering
how many Jewish jokes he cracks it’s
surprising this didn’t happen sooner
after watching Mel Gibson’s The Passion
of the Christ Kyle admits three fateful
words to Cartman you were right you were
right all along
stricken by hateful inspiration Cartman
Don’s the attire of a certain Nazi
leader and rallies some unsuspecting
fans of the movie to partake in his new
campaign they think he wants to spread
the word of Christianity but we know his
true intentions he and his new followers
marched through the streets chanting in
German about exterminating the Jews
much fortunately this story has a happy
ending
Cartman’s cause is lost when his
recruits realized that Mel Gibson is
just plain Daffy my nipples are so
tender don’t squeeze them any more
number four he faked his way into the
Special Olympics when Jimmy and Timmy
announced they’ll be competing in the
Special Olympics
Cartman naturally laughs it off until he
learns that the prize is $1,000
afterwards he goes out of his way to
study the contestants so that he can
pose as a mentally handicapped kid but a
method actor Cartman is not ironic being
at Special Olympics he tricks his mom
into signing him up and he’s ready to
win or so he thinks what he doesn’t
realize is that the handicaps all have
something he’ll never have actual
athletic prowess
not only does Cartman not win he comes
in
last in every event Oh the hilarious
irony number three he went on a killing
spree with Cthulhu this is inhumane fuck
he would poop in here once again the
boys donned their superhero attire and
band together to form Coon and friends
however after one too many selfish acts
the others kicked Cartman slash Coon out
of the club but keep the name he could
just apologize and admit he was wrong
but since it’s Cartman he instead
manipulates the rampaging Dark Lord
Cthulhu into teaming up with him to go
on a massive killing spree continue this
guy to using his kitten like
adorableness he persuades the
Lovecraftian monster to send his former
friends to oblivion and lay waste to
synagogues hippies and even Justin
Bieber so douchebag he’s so convinced
he’s doing the right thing but he’s
actually just turned a simple game of
superheroes into a genocide ulema t4u
you’re making it a better place for you
superheroes do number two he gave Kyle
HIV it’s just like it is now Angela due
to a freak accident during his
tonsillectomy Cartman gets infected with
HIV no one sees it as a big deal except
Kyle who cannot stop laughing at how
karma got him back unfortunately Cartman
gets both mad and even he sneaks into
Kyle’s house at night and drops a bit of
his blood into Kyle’s mouth infecting
him with the virus as well Kyle thinks
that HIV is funny so we’re gonna make
him look funny and then he’ll know how
it feels to be laughed at with Kyle
threatening to smash his xbox the two
friends journey to find a cure which
turns out to be money kind of an
anticlimactic ending but this incident
just goes to show how vindictive Cartman
is he intentionally gave someone a
disease just because they laughed at him
and honestly can you really blame Kyle
are you HIV positive before we reveal
Cartman’s most despicable deed here are
some honorable mentions well you are a
little late like I don’t know maybe only
one star late oh no no one sees you
you’re scaring me
okay you know hey you know babies dude
putting butters Wiener in your mouth
getting him because that makes butters
gay now no dude that makes you gay I put
the stem cells from all the fetuses I
had next to Shaggy’s and they are
replicating a new shaggy way
number one he went overboard getting
revenge on Scott tenorman eighth grader
Scott tenorman hoodwinks Cartman and
then humiliates him at first it looks
like Cartman’s revenge will be some
harebrained trap training a pony to
attack him at a chili festival but when
the two start eating chili Cartman drops
the bomb he knew Scott would find out
about the original plan after all Stan
and Kyle ratted him out so he hatched an
even more elaborate plan one that
involved getting Scott’s parents
murdered and that’s not even the worst
part
Cartman trick Scott into eating his own
parents humiliates him in front of his
favorite band and literally drinks the
eighth graders tears cementing his
evolution into a spiteful Machiavellian
monster do you agree with our picks
check out these other great clips from
WatchMojo and subscribe for new videos
every day
[Music]
you’ve never met this fat little devil
Eric we’re talking about potholes right
now welcome to watchmojo.com and today
we’re counting down our picks for the
top ten worst things Eric Cartman ever
did before we begin we publish new
videos every day so be sure to subscribe
for more great content for this list
we’re showcasing some of the worst deeds
this monster of the South Park
schoolyard has ever committed I guess
now you gotta start torturing me whether
intentionally for his own benefit or
just as an unhappy accident since some
of Cartman’s acts can be extreme we’re
adding a mature tag just to be safe also
if you haven’t been keeping up with
South Park expect spoilers ahead sorry
my son has Tourette’s syndrome number 10
he made crack baby videos why do you
have a video camera about a 10th cow the
thought of Cartman doing volunteer work
at the hospital sounds suspicious and
that’s because it is turns out he and a
few classmates are filming videos of
crack babies fighting over a ball of
cocaine posting a huge profit and
planning to make a deal with EA Sports
to have this so-called sport licensed in
or deal with EA Sports we’re giving them
the right to use images of the crack
babies and their names but we aren’t
paying the crack babies they can’t make
money it’s against the roots he rigs the
system so that he makes all the money
while his infant slaves don’t take home
a dime he’ll even try to recruit more
players by offering crack to pregnant
mothers and what’s even more shocking
Kyle actually goes along with all of
this in the end however Cartman gets
flimflammed out of his business by EA
Sports and is left rightfully penniless
well boys this has been real education
under now
but now let’s part with that o EA Sports
saying get out of my building number 9
he drank Kenny’s ashes Stan Kyle and
Cartman try to find a ticket stub for a
candy shopping spree but it turns out
Kenny had the ticket and he’s dead and
cremated carbon confuses Kenny’s ashes
for a chocolate milk mix and drinks it
and then fills the urn with kitty litter
Cartman is naturally shocked and
outraged until he gets hit on the head
and starts having visions that lead the
boys to their coveted fries while this
was more of a dumb mistake than an evil
deed cartman’s used Kenny more than
enough times for this to be quite a
fitting punishment in the end the
fat-ass has to live with Kenny
possessing him for the next few episodes
number eight
he killed hippies it’s not pot hoes you
need to worry about it’s pot heads the
only people Cartman hates more than the
Jews are hippies so much so that he acts
as an exterminator driving them out of
the neighborhood and locking them in his
basement we’ve been down here for geez
he thinks that hippies will overtake the
town naturally he gets shrugged off and
thrown in jail for keeping them hostage
in a bitter twist he’s actually right
about the takeover and the town has to
beg him for help
Cartman solution drive a giant drill
through a crowd of hippies and chased
the rest away with death metal music
while he did save the day it only shows
how fast he’s willing to murder without
a second thought
number seven he faked Tourette’s
syndrome and every day he seems to get
worse when Cartman learns about
Tourette’s syndrome
alright syndrome he thinks he’s found a
golden ticket he starts claiming to have
Tourette’s so that he can shout all the
obscenities he wants and he only gets
sympathetic praises for it while Kyle
gets grief for actually calling him out
it’s all a big game for Cartman and he
plans to go all out on national
television finally my wish of going
public with my illness can come true
however after going so long without a
filter he starts blurting out
embarrassing and personal secrets about
himself and he can’t back out of the
show now he learns too little too late
about the trouble with faking a disorder
as well as the benefit of having a
filter but lucky for him Kyle and it
verticies his life number 6
he debated having Kenny killed for his
PSP Kenny has just bought the Sony PSP
Cartman craves but he
so invested in it he gets hit by a truck
he leaves Cartman the PSP as well but
Kenny is in a vegetative state meaning
that until he actually dies no PSP for
Cartman desperate to clean the gaming
system
Cartman goes over everyone’s heads to
have them unplug Kenny but Stan and Kyle
stand in his way
Kenny tell me this one time that he
wouldn’t want to be kept alive by
feeding too sadly this Terry Schiavo
inspired debate ends in Cartman’s favor
they pull the plug and Kenny passes on
again but while Cartman does get his way
he may have inadvertently done Kenny a
favor this bittersweet ending makes you
wonder why are the boys friends with
Carmen at all number five he became the
new Hitler now in order to do what we
all know needs to be done considering
how many Jewish jokes he cracks it’s
surprising this didn’t happen sooner
after watching Mel Gibson’s The Passion
of the Christ Kyle admits three fateful
words to Cartman you were right you were
right all along
stricken by hateful inspiration Cartman
Don’s the attire of a certain Nazi
leader and rallies some unsuspecting
fans of the movie to partake in his new
campaign they think he wants to spread
the word of Christianity but we know his
true intentions he and his new followers
marched through the streets chanting in
German about exterminating the Jews
much fortunately this story has a happy
ending
Cartman’s cause is lost when his
recruits realized that Mel Gibson is
just plain Daffy my nipples are so
tender don’t squeeze them any more
number four he faked his way into the
Special Olympics when Jimmy and Timmy
announced they’ll be competing in the
Special Olympics
Cartman naturally laughs it off until he
learns that the prize is $1,000
afterwards he goes out of his way to
study the contestants so that he can
pose as a mentally handicapped kid but a
method actor Cartman is not ironic being
at Special Olympics he tricks his mom
into signing him up and he’s ready to
win or so he thinks what he doesn’t
realize is that the handicaps all have
something he’ll never have actual
athletic prowess
not only does Cartman not win he comes
in
last in every event Oh the hilarious
irony number three he went on a killing
spree with Cthulhu this is inhumane fuck
he would poop in here once again the
boys donned their superhero attire and
band together to form Coon and friends
however after one too many selfish acts
the others kicked Cartman slash Coon out
of the club but keep the name he could
just apologize and admit he was wrong
but since it’s Cartman he instead
manipulates the rampaging Dark Lord
Cthulhu into teaming up with him to go
on a massive killing spree continue this
guy to using his kitten like
adorableness he persuades the
Lovecraftian monster to send his former
friends to oblivion and lay waste to
synagogues hippies and even Justin
Bieber so douchebag he’s so convinced
he’s doing the right thing but he’s
actually just turned a simple game of
superheroes into a genocide ulema t4u
you’re making it a better place for you
superheroes do number two he gave Kyle
HIV it’s just like it is now Angela due
to a freak accident during his
tonsillectomy Cartman gets infected with
HIV no one sees it as a big deal except
Kyle who cannot stop laughing at how
karma got him back unfortunately Cartman
gets both mad and even he sneaks into
Kyle’s house at night and drops a bit of
his blood into Kyle’s mouth infecting
him with the virus as well Kyle thinks
that HIV is funny so we’re gonna make
him look funny and then he’ll know how
it feels to be laughed at with Kyle
threatening to smash his xbox the two
friends journey to find a cure which
turns out to be money kind of an
anticlimactic ending but this incident
just goes to show how vindictive Cartman
is he intentionally gave someone a
disease just because they laughed at him
and honestly can you really blame Kyle
are you HIV positive before we reveal
Cartman’s most despicable deed here are
some honorable mentions well you are a
little late like I don’t know maybe only
one star late oh no no one sees you
you’re scaring me
okay you know hey you know babies dude
putting butters Wiener in your mouth
getting him because that makes butters
gay now no dude that makes you gay I put
the stem cells from all the fetuses I
had next to Shaggy’s and they are
replicating a new shaggy way
number one he went overboard getting
revenge on Scott tenorman eighth grader
Scott tenorman hoodwinks Cartman and
then humiliates him at first it looks
like Cartman’s revenge will be some
harebrained trap training a pony to
attack him at a chili festival but when
the two start eating chili Cartman drops
the bomb he knew Scott would find out
about the original plan after all Stan
and Kyle ratted him out so he hatched an
even more elaborate plan one that
involved getting Scott’s parents
murdered and that’s not even the worst
part
Cartman trick Scott into eating his own
parents humiliates him in front of his
favorite band and literally drinks the
eighth graders tears cementing his
evolution into a spiteful Machiavellian
monster do you agree with our picks
check out these other great clips from
WatchMojo and subscribe for new videos
every day
[Music]
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