well anyone can make music these days it
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welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
worst songs by the Paul Brothers let me
just start off by saying I think my
brother’s an idiot true and he can be a
real dick sometimes
also true before we begin we publish new
videos every day so be sure to subscribe
for more great content for this list
we’re looking at the biggest crimes
against music perpetuated by Jake and
Logan Paul we’re basing our choices on a
mix of questionable lyrics incessant
product placement and how difficult each
song is to listen to in its entirety
[Music]
number 10
santé diss track Logan Paul from the
outset of this holiday rap track Logan
Paul is clearly just trying to make a
commercial for his products I got a
message for Santa ready
relay this though the title suggests
Logan is making a cheeky hip-hop song
against Santa over half the song is
about Paul’s merchandise Christmas from
the corner get your merch Lincoln boy
this is about santa’s weight and
criminal like activity are weak and he
often sneaks in plugs for his backpacks
well the song doesn’t sound as bad as
say any of Jake’s Christmas songs
Logan’s lazy writing makes it nearly
unbearable between his repetitive
backing track and commercialization of
the holidays Logan manages to make
Yuletide music even more annoying daddy
Paul yeah Merry Christmas
number 9 Ohio fried chicken Jake Paul
featuring team 10 Jake Paul March
Lincoln pile Jake Paul’s ode to Ohio
farm life carries the hip hop attitude
you’d expect but his yokel character
seems more insulting than inspiring
yeah jake has never been a great
vocalist but hearing him sing while
attempting an accent is absolute torture
the offense of hick jokes run out of
steam fast and team 10 eventually resort
to naming off farm equipment and animals
[Music]
Jake Paul even opens his song by saying
Murch Lincoln bio even with Paul’s
massive following Ohio Fried Chicken has
amassed over 300,000 dislikes and
Counting while Paul talks about Ohio
pride his obnoxious performance doesn’t
do the state any favours number 8 the
fall of Jake Paul Logan Paul featuring
why don’t we Jake’s diss track about his
brother Logan fired back with a song
that was almost as bad
Logan Paul’s insults sound like pulled
punches and he spends half the track
proving that Jake is actually successful
I’ll admit you’ve got money you got bars
you got chicks what sure the production
is also insanely loud and the second
section feels like a different song
altogether why don’t we drift repeatedly
in their verse and the truck pauses
after each of their lines
Logan’s choice to end a song with an
apology makes it all the more obvious
how manufactured the brothers feud
actually is it means so much to me when
I see you guys wearing my merch despite
all its faults the track has earned over
70 million views about the music stop
[Music]
number seven I love you bro
Jake Paul featuring Logan Paul at the
tail end of the Paul Brothers drama
Jake Paul released his own song to
smooth things over Jake’s vocals aren’t
so even however as his use of auto-tune
is still brutally off-key the guitar
field backing track behind the brothers
is as generic as their rapping and the
track often sounds like a parody of the
chainsmokers
cheer enough says I switch the flow I
messed up and it doesn’t let go
the songs potential to be catchy is also
undercut by the duo’s consistently
monotone delivery and bad sense of
rhythm well the brothers message of love
and family would be heartwarming their
fabricated drama and product placement
rings hollow let’s make member six
YouTube stars dis track Jake Paul just
from the small town in an effort to
fight back against his negative media
attention
Jake Paul made a track to show what the
news hasn’t said about him
Jake quickly mentions his charity work
and even tugs at heartstrings with a
make-a-wish story though Paul’s
philanthropic work is certainly
praiseworthy bragging about it for
sympathy really cheapens his actions
Jake’s claim about Selena Gomez getting
praised for leaving Disney falls flat as
well
since he himself was fired for
disturbing a neighborhood
[Music]
didn’t dog her but now you don’t
while the beats on this track work well
Paul singing over every chorus is so off
that even auto-tune can’t save it number
five the rise of the Paul’s Logan Paul
featuring Jake Paul the trap vibe on
this track was already annoying by the
time the song came out and it’s mixed so
loudly that it’s barely listenable
although their verse about other
youtubers is on point the rest of the
lyrics feel random Logan’s lying about
his brothers Disney contract quickly
became a joke as well when Jake was
terminated barely a month after the song
came out the contract Logan and Jake’s
bickering in the spoken-word section is
also inaccessible if you haven’t watched
all their videos this is a hypocritical
them does I just made a video about not
hating on people yeah I know I saw the
video yeah while the Paul’s have done
several collaborations together they’re
boasting and genre hopping is at its
worst on this track they make a mean
stop Logan never come out number four
Saturday night Jake Paul featuring Nick
Crompton and Chad tapper but you do it
this Saturday night
Jake Paul southern accent was bad enough
on a country track but Saturday night
made it genuinely intolerable Saturday I
can’t quite take me back to the good old
days though Jake has the best flow in
the song his goofy voice doesn’t even
fit his lyrics the songs catchy hook
also becomes irritating since everyone
but Jake just repeats Saturday night in
every line of the song to a degree of
Nick Crompton’s delivery is hilariously
dry and as lyrics mostly list British
stereotypes driving on the left side of
the road tonight on the English side a
nigh despite Jake’s devoted fandom the
song has also earned several thousand
more dislikes than likes while Saturday
night features one of Jake’s few decent
backing tracks the combined messiness of
the vocals utterly ruins it but you do
it Saturday night
me and you this Saturday night number
three the Jake Pollard’s song
Jake Paul instead of celebrating his
success in legions of followers in a
classy way Jake Paul spent two minutes
boasting about his own awesomeness so
this track is pretty typical of Jake’s
production the words read like a musical
advertisement for his brand many of
Paul’s mature lyrics also feel
inappropriate considering most of his
fans are actually children this said
these same children also helped the
track briefly become the number one
trending video on YouTube Jake’s massive
ego really hurts the song however since
he acknowledges himself more than his
own fans throughout
[Music]
number two no gang sucks
Jake Jake Paul’s diss tracks have never
left any deep cuts but he doesn’t even
sound like he’s trying on low gang sucks
Jake’s insults are often far too general
and his hyper specific digs at Logan
rarely pack a punch for the average fan
[Music]
even the songs best lines missed the
mark as Paul goes widely off tempo
throughout the track Jake’s help me help
you joke is surprisingly clever but he
repeats it to death by the end of the
song Jake’s viewership numbers certainly
don’t lie either as low gang sucks is
one of the most hated songs on his
channel before we get to our top pick
here are a few dishonorable mentions the
watch with looking so good and I’m
feeling even better he’s feeling like a
rain storm you said I got patty but she
ain’t talking Gotti house just can’t get
you out of mind
no I’m not saying that this little dude
is Martin Luther King but I’m not saying
that he’s not it’s not a sure thing you
don’t know I don’t know now who are you
to say that this kid ain’t him okay or
even Kanye number one it’s everyday bro
Jake Paul featuring team 10 dig Paul’s
frat boy swagger is off-putting in all
his videos but in its everyday bro
he reached his peak Jake’s repeated
yells sounds so genuinely demented and
his guest vocalists get worse and worse
Nick Crompton’s words are barely audible
in this track and his England is my city
line became a joke of its own Jake’s
brag about selling merch like a god
Church is just as confusing as it is
offensive
with so many mismatched elements in one
song the track has racked up a whopping
three million dislikes but it’s two
million likes to shame
[Music]
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doesn’t mean that everybody should
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
worst songs by the Paul Brothers let me
just start off by saying I think my
brother’s an idiot true and he can be a
real dick sometimes
also true before we begin we publish new
videos every day so be sure to subscribe
for more great content for this list
we’re looking at the biggest crimes
against music perpetuated by Jake and
Logan Paul we’re basing our choices on a
mix of questionable lyrics incessant
product placement and how difficult each
song is to listen to in its entirety
[Music]
number 10
santé diss track Logan Paul from the
outset of this holiday rap track Logan
Paul is clearly just trying to make a
commercial for his products I got a
message for Santa ready
relay this though the title suggests
Logan is making a cheeky hip-hop song
against Santa over half the song is
about Paul’s merchandise Christmas from
the corner get your merch Lincoln boy
this is about santa’s weight and
criminal like activity are weak and he
often sneaks in plugs for his backpacks
well the song doesn’t sound as bad as
say any of Jake’s Christmas songs
Logan’s lazy writing makes it nearly
unbearable between his repetitive
backing track and commercialization of
the holidays Logan manages to make
Yuletide music even more annoying daddy
Paul yeah Merry Christmas
number 9 Ohio fried chicken Jake Paul
featuring team 10 Jake Paul March
Lincoln pile Jake Paul’s ode to Ohio
farm life carries the hip hop attitude
you’d expect but his yokel character
seems more insulting than inspiring
yeah jake has never been a great
vocalist but hearing him sing while
attempting an accent is absolute torture
the offense of hick jokes run out of
steam fast and team 10 eventually resort
to naming off farm equipment and animals
[Music]
Jake Paul even opens his song by saying
Murch Lincoln bio even with Paul’s
massive following Ohio Fried Chicken has
amassed over 300,000 dislikes and
Counting while Paul talks about Ohio
pride his obnoxious performance doesn’t
do the state any favours number 8 the
fall of Jake Paul Logan Paul featuring
why don’t we Jake’s diss track about his
brother Logan fired back with a song
that was almost as bad
Logan Paul’s insults sound like pulled
punches and he spends half the track
proving that Jake is actually successful
I’ll admit you’ve got money you got bars
you got chicks what sure the production
is also insanely loud and the second
section feels like a different song
altogether why don’t we drift repeatedly
in their verse and the truck pauses
after each of their lines
Logan’s choice to end a song with an
apology makes it all the more obvious
how manufactured the brothers feud
actually is it means so much to me when
I see you guys wearing my merch despite
all its faults the track has earned over
70 million views about the music stop
[Music]
number seven I love you bro
Jake Paul featuring Logan Paul at the
tail end of the Paul Brothers drama
Jake Paul released his own song to
smooth things over Jake’s vocals aren’t
so even however as his use of auto-tune
is still brutally off-key the guitar
field backing track behind the brothers
is as generic as their rapping and the
track often sounds like a parody of the
chainsmokers
cheer enough says I switch the flow I
messed up and it doesn’t let go
the songs potential to be catchy is also
undercut by the duo’s consistently
monotone delivery and bad sense of
rhythm well the brothers message of love
and family would be heartwarming their
fabricated drama and product placement
rings hollow let’s make member six
YouTube stars dis track Jake Paul just
from the small town in an effort to
fight back against his negative media
attention
Jake Paul made a track to show what the
news hasn’t said about him
Jake quickly mentions his charity work
and even tugs at heartstrings with a
make-a-wish story though Paul’s
philanthropic work is certainly
praiseworthy bragging about it for
sympathy really cheapens his actions
Jake’s claim about Selena Gomez getting
praised for leaving Disney falls flat as
well
since he himself was fired for
disturbing a neighborhood
[Music]
didn’t dog her but now you don’t
while the beats on this track work well
Paul singing over every chorus is so off
that even auto-tune can’t save it number
five the rise of the Paul’s Logan Paul
featuring Jake Paul the trap vibe on
this track was already annoying by the
time the song came out and it’s mixed so
loudly that it’s barely listenable
although their verse about other
youtubers is on point the rest of the
lyrics feel random Logan’s lying about
his brothers Disney contract quickly
became a joke as well when Jake was
terminated barely a month after the song
came out the contract Logan and Jake’s
bickering in the spoken-word section is
also inaccessible if you haven’t watched
all their videos this is a hypocritical
them does I just made a video about not
hating on people yeah I know I saw the
video yeah while the Paul’s have done
several collaborations together they’re
boasting and genre hopping is at its
worst on this track they make a mean
stop Logan never come out number four
Saturday night Jake Paul featuring Nick
Crompton and Chad tapper but you do it
this Saturday night
Jake Paul southern accent was bad enough
on a country track but Saturday night
made it genuinely intolerable Saturday I
can’t quite take me back to the good old
days though Jake has the best flow in
the song his goofy voice doesn’t even
fit his lyrics the songs catchy hook
also becomes irritating since everyone
but Jake just repeats Saturday night in
every line of the song to a degree of
Nick Crompton’s delivery is hilariously
dry and as lyrics mostly list British
stereotypes driving on the left side of
the road tonight on the English side a
nigh despite Jake’s devoted fandom the
song has also earned several thousand
more dislikes than likes while Saturday
night features one of Jake’s few decent
backing tracks the combined messiness of
the vocals utterly ruins it but you do
it Saturday night
me and you this Saturday night number
three the Jake Pollard’s song
Jake Paul instead of celebrating his
success in legions of followers in a
classy way Jake Paul spent two minutes
boasting about his own awesomeness so
this track is pretty typical of Jake’s
production the words read like a musical
advertisement for his brand many of
Paul’s mature lyrics also feel
inappropriate considering most of his
fans are actually children this said
these same children also helped the
track briefly become the number one
trending video on YouTube Jake’s massive
ego really hurts the song however since
he acknowledges himself more than his
own fans throughout
[Music]
number two no gang sucks
Jake Jake Paul’s diss tracks have never
left any deep cuts but he doesn’t even
sound like he’s trying on low gang sucks
Jake’s insults are often far too general
and his hyper specific digs at Logan
rarely pack a punch for the average fan
[Music]
even the songs best lines missed the
mark as Paul goes widely off tempo
throughout the track Jake’s help me help
you joke is surprisingly clever but he
repeats it to death by the end of the
song Jake’s viewership numbers certainly
don’t lie either as low gang sucks is
one of the most hated songs on his
channel before we get to our top pick
here are a few dishonorable mentions the
watch with looking so good and I’m
feeling even better he’s feeling like a
rain storm you said I got patty but she
ain’t talking Gotti house just can’t get
you out of mind
no I’m not saying that this little dude
is Martin Luther King but I’m not saying
that he’s not it’s not a sure thing you
don’t know I don’t know now who are you
to say that this kid ain’t him okay or
even Kanye number one it’s everyday bro
Jake Paul featuring team 10 dig Paul’s
frat boy swagger is off-putting in all
his videos but in its everyday bro
he reached his peak Jake’s repeated
yells sounds so genuinely demented and
his guest vocalists get worse and worse
Nick Crompton’s words are barely audible
in this track and his England is my city
line became a joke of its own Jake’s
brag about selling merch like a god
Church is just as confusing as it is
offensive
with so many mismatched elements in one
song the track has racked up a whopping
three million dislikes but it’s two
million likes to shame
[Music]
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