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Top 10 Worst Rapper Names


the most important lyric of all welcome
to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be
counting down our picks for the top 10
worst rapper names been working for a
minute in this field won’t I try my per
sheet on my own so I’m never gon stop
for this list we’ll be looking at the
worst of the worst names in the rap game
will be excluding Snoop lion as a do GG
mayn reggae music under the moniker not
rap and if you hear me come and join the
revolution one King one fake one witty
Shawn Sonny’s turn aside number 10 mr.
cheeks boobies dance around and I’m
feeling wonderful the top of the stairs
and I’m feeling a buzz it’s no surprise
that rappers have long been infatuated
with the idea of the but sir mix-a-lot
had a song about buds shake it shake it
shake it shake it shake that healthy
butt baby got eminem has a song about
butts I never seena
even Nicki Minaj release a song
worshipping the booty a song is one
thing but naming yourself after a part
of the ass is taking it to a whole other
level add mister in front of it and the
whole name just becomes that much
funnier ticket sound or really don’t
mind in due time i’ma make it pretty as
much
start with the new york-based Lost Boys
mr. cheeks with later branch out as a
solo artist which only drew more
attention to his silly silly name he can
hang out later phone number nine slim
Jesus you want my money and all of my
time on the Chasen rejection she didn’t
applaud and bitching gently in one of
the most disturbing tales of swag
terminology this poor guy received the
moniker swag Jesus from his friends who
were clearly not looking out for his
career or were even respectful of the
higher power that is swag started out
with nothing trying to make myself a
heavyweight that’s why I’m a you’re
grinding for a dry Nate each and every
day so the young lyricist swap swag
would slim because you know he’s skinny
as hell don’t speak my name where I pull
up when you’re blocking night wearing
all black and light at forty bang and
just as our voice slim Jesus has
received criticism for his music video
persona one might also throw some shade
his way for the incredibly offensive
nickname which surely would have been
offensive to fact Jesus as well although
we’ll probably never know or will we
tip number eight shaggy to the term dope
seems to be making a comeback in recent
years probably because of all the swag
backlash but here’s a man that was brave
enough to brand the word when
establishing his persona in early 90s
Detroit when I was great born Joseph
slur and formerly known as Hamburglar
the lyricist made the natural
progression from – dope to Shaggy 2 dope
wins his group called JJ boys needed a
clownish upgrade and just a few years
later he continued his mastery of the
English language with the adroitly
titled debut solo record entitled pop
and yes that’s with an exclamation point
number 7
chameleon air they see me rollin
patrolling and trying to kiss me right
a Houston native the gentleman born
Hakeem sir Ikki had an epiphany by the
end of the 20th century and this vision
involved both millions and million heirs
so the rest is history
you know when I’m about someone do what
I choose if I was you then I would
probably early – hey
when ride and dropped featuring crazy
bone of all people it was easy to forget
the brutal rap moniker and just go with
the flow
pretty good nothing but dolphin oddly
enough you probably know at least one
person that still has trouble
pronouncing the name what is certain
however is that kabillion heir would
have been much much worse
everyone to tell you a Cylon you fight
all run what you gonna do ain’t do this
overnight smash I like this landline
number six waka flocka Plains brand
legacy the haters i watch fuck on the
play outside
and now the inception of weak rapper
names by that we mean it plants curse
words in all of our heads as we move
from each level of the devastating
moniker with hopes of discovering what
is real and what isn’t
but hold up now because there is some
logic involved as Walker’s real name is
Joe walk win and his cousin was a big
fan of Fozzie Bear for the cherry on top
fellow emcee and childhood friend gucci
mane is the man responsible for flocka
flame like what the hike and considering
that flocking names his debut album foie
Covelli he doesn’t seem to have any type
of branding crisis when I hit the same
girls yelling in a screen Rocko can you
be my baby daddy yes number five
vanilla ice alright stop collaborate and
listen I sit back with my brand new
invention originally known as MC Vanilla
Ice essentially gave one big collective
eargasm to the early 90s with Ice Ice
Baby
in fact he even managed to convince
Hollywood that cool as ice was a good
idea
or at least someone’s in discomfort this
looming over everything though is the
inherent sorrow of a rapper named like
vanilla ice it definitely captures a
certain time in place when all white
rappers wanted to do was belong take it
from the ice man lyrical poet with a
master plan tell me how it gives his
showbiz a white level with his Street
knowledge but MC vanilla evolved into
something bigger and better a name that
confirmed both his ethnicity and love
for Ice Show what the fuck you know the
definition Oh number four
Chingy this me CH can t live explain
jay-z once tonight this MC a record deal
and not because of his content it was
because of his horrible horrible name
looking like all I wanted
girls down and make me feel no regret
okay so it really was about the content
but what’s more important here is how
when ultimately settles on a name like
Changi it was undoubtedly better than
the original which was aged thugs but
how we as his friends know’m eventually
went with a reference to money Oh
looking at masala halwa too weak you
know
Chingy not to be confused with King II
or gingy but hey not everybody knew this
back when right there dropped so we all
made our best guess as to what the guy’s
name actually was
like I like that I like that I like that
blue Ashiya for college reserves is blue
number three Bubba Sparxxx calling the
person
no mother psyched out you hated would
say felt beloved when as doubt he’s a
good ol boy from the American South
but his unique stage name reminds of
something like an obese porn star bring
it back to maybe it’s the trio of exes
that inspires facepalms
or maybe it’s the shtick of it all but
wouldn’t have been so bad if Bubba just
stuck with Warren Mathis think about it
here’s a new joint by Warren Mathis
called ugly take a picture of me and
this is getting ugly but no the
influence of 2 Live Crew NWA and too
short took hold leading to a rap name
that screams out I’m explicit and I’m
not afraid to discuss them booties
gathered bring it back to blows man will
somebody be in your face on your nerves
they’re talking to talk me y’all want to
hear that be like yeah number two Soulja
Boy tell us I saw the boy can my god
stemming from the moniker of the late
Soulja Boy slim this particular rap name
undoubtedly means a lot to the artists
himself but even so it can still be
confusing as hell to the human brain to
my future wifey Souls of what
let’s just say that years from now it
won’t be uncommon to hear the phrase
let’s chill out to some pot but you
probably won’t hear something like yo
put that Soulja Boy tell them on right
now I need to hear some Soulja Boy
teller
how are you crank that song that way you
crack that sound that way we know just
Soulja makes perfect sense but when you
hear the name in full it’s a surprise
that he continues to be paid in full
this right here song is nice so pretty
boy sweat sweat before we unveil our
number one pick here are a few discs
honorable mentions my favorite place is
the alley oop I like a pick and roll
like a giving going it’s basketball
okay where you put the put up Oh watch
it
nigga stick it up area do fear Amina
Brooklyn zoo here which I thought which
I thought it can help i sad my pants and
kill my ass shows i even slap host bitch
yeah I’m an asshole
number one flo rida
well here we are Flo Rida formerly known
as raucous pimp and forever associated
with his commercially viable branded
billet even wonder with his grand pull
me grab me crabs enough today happy I’ll
be the president one day because back
when he was just finding his groove will
recognize the importance of a cred
worthy name so after a full hour of D
thought it all came together
you take your sage and you cut that baby
up Florida Flo Rida hey you wanna take
it big go here I go get us my song
ranking back coming oh sure it’s no
shorty shit stain or a waka flocka flame
and that’s because it’s just plain flame
show some style man
so do you agree with our selections what
rapper name do you find the most
offensive and I beat a pussy like a new
soul to chain but I got me a few four
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