these guys and gals irritate us to no
end why would you blow up our town
you’re talking crazy talk
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
worst NPCs or non playable characters
hey so do I have your permission to
cover this story or not for this list we
decided to rank the characters that are
just plain annoying whether they were
designed to do so or not we are
excluding antagonists as well as
companions and teammates so you got
lucky slippy
yes stupid frog whoa whoa number 10
maire Brown fallout 3 good to meet you
I’m Moira Brown Moira is the first
trader you encounter on your adventures
through the wasteland residing in her
shop in Megaton the crater side supply
she has the lone wanderer into helping
her develop the wasteland survival guy
want to help me with the research I can
pay you and it’ll be fun she is quite
intelligent but has absolutely no
experience in the field and doesn’t
understand how dangerous and
life-threatening her quests are so I
need you to get a bit of radiation
poisoning you could try to kill her by
blowing up all of Megaton but all that
does is give her a ghoulish makeover Oh
my head still ringing from that
explosion what happened
number 9 3d Kid Icarus Uprising
you know those obnoxious know-it-all
hippies
now imagine that hippie is a homicidal
God with weapons of mass destruction
that’s for reading or better recognize
as the goddess of nature one of the many
deities pit needs in Kid Icarus Uprising
the thing is attitude
while she has the form of a young human
girl we’re pretty sure she has no idea
if she is good or evil
on one hand she aids pit while allied
with palutena
and on the other hand she wants to erase
all of humankind theory set bomb oh and
on top of that she’s just so damn
preachy and self-righteous number 8
roman bellick
Grand Theft Auto 4 but I toto damn Roman
is persistent the older cousin of Niko
Bellic he will quickly get on your
nerves can you do me a favor while
initially he does provide you with many
key story missions he will constantly
pester you to entertain him by any means
whether it be bowling darts a strip club
or the light Nik gods Roman let’s go
falling Romans constant propositions
even created an infographic meet dear to
the many people who want to bowl across
the internet look at the odds of their
you smell a cabbage I don’t want to man
I’m shitting myself
number seven tingle The Legend of Zelda
Majora’s Mask in a world where we have
forest fairies we’re bound to have a few
people who dream about being forest
fairies tingle is one of those people a
middle-aged man
obsessed with fairies way more than a
single individual should be he tries to
mimic the player by wearing similar
clothes and copying links grab item pose
he also speaks in a shrill voice has a
lot of confetti and is confusingly
wearing suction cups on his shoes
he plays many small roles in separate
zelda games but hardly ever impacts
anything but your nerves number 6 sticky
fallout 3 I’m sticky forget these little
kids I’ll take you to big town where the
Hmong goes I mean where the grown-ups
live one of the many random unmarked
companions that can be found in fallout
3 sticky also known as Jack is a 16 year
old team that is in the process of being
kicked out of the little lamp lighting
campement a refuge for children in the
capital wasteland your big I don’t have
any big friends you better just go out
the way you came in he has to leave
since he is too old to stay and needs an
escort to big town where the children go
when they’re grown up sticky is well
known for being constantly annoyed with
his irritating dialogue and nonsensical
random stories this can cause some
rather hilarious events in the process
but still no one likes sticky and all
his friends laughed at him the end
number 5 Cicero the Elder Scrolls Skyrim
I was transporting my dear sweet mother
well not her her corpse
she’s quite dead the world of Tamriel
can drive anyone mad just ask our next
entry I like that very good very good
Cicero was once a masterful assassin for
the Dark Brotherhood but slowly went
insane after being tasked to be the
keeper of the night mother’s remains
while his dialogue is certainly well
written and a welcome change of pace his
shrieky
bouncy voice is definitely not but if
you’re dedicated enough to complete the
dark brotherhood quest line becoming the
master assassin is nothing compared to
the satisfaction of finally giving
Cicero his due
final trick up a full number for mr.
Resetti animal crossing series don’t you
dare reset the game while playing animal
crossing or you will have to deal with
this fellow mr. Resetti is an
anthropomorphic mole who basically
assumes that this is your first rodeo
every time you play breaking the fourth
wall every time he shows up he berates
the player for ending the game without
saving every single time the worst part
of it all is that you can’t skip past
his lecture even blocks the whole screen
number three
Otis Dead Rising the worst thing in the
middle of a zombie apocalypse is someone
who helps a little too much but aside
from the zombies that is Otis is that
person he is the janitor and maintenance
man of the willamette Park View Mall and
acts as your main source for finding
other useless survivors hidden in the
mall as he contacts you be a handheld
radio whenever he finds one or sometimes
just a talk the persistent ringing is
usually annoying enough but what’s worse
is that if you need to stop the
conversation to take care of some
zombies
he’ll chastise you for hanging up on it
well sorry for not wanting to get my
face
number two Omochao Sonic the Hedgehog
series I’m going sightseeing if you need
help in the Sonic universe look no
further in Sonic Adventure 2 in
particular Omochao served as the help
guide for the game which would be fine
for the first few stages except that he
appears in almost every stage of the
game worse is that he sometimes placed
right in the middle of your high-speed
path meaning you’ll end up activating
him by accident and worse he can get
hurt by explosions and even if it isn’t
your fault he blames you before we
reveal our number one choice let’s look
at some dishonorable mentions much much
better but then they would be mm-hmm
would be fine
number one 343 Guilty Spark halo series
splendid shall we
as far as NPCs that grind our gears this
one takes the cake lowered us 343 has
many different roles historian guard AI
unnecessary character that cheery
over-the-top attitude is one thing but
then you get betrayed by him in the
first game and that’s bad enough do you
have any idea what that bastard almost
made you do and yet you end up having to
work with him again in the sequels this
time around what does he do well he
kills walking stereotypes sergeant
Johnson only then do you get to kill him
in a rather anticlimactic fight a
character we certainly could have done
without this in-your-face light bulb
takes the prize do you agree with our
list which NPC did you hate the most
for more necessary top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com this is the worst day of
my life
end why would you blow up our town
you’re talking crazy talk
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
worst NPCs or non playable characters
hey so do I have your permission to
cover this story or not for this list we
decided to rank the characters that are
just plain annoying whether they were
designed to do so or not we are
excluding antagonists as well as
companions and teammates so you got
lucky slippy
yes stupid frog whoa whoa number 10
maire Brown fallout 3 good to meet you
I’m Moira Brown Moira is the first
trader you encounter on your adventures
through the wasteland residing in her
shop in Megaton the crater side supply
she has the lone wanderer into helping
her develop the wasteland survival guy
want to help me with the research I can
pay you and it’ll be fun she is quite
intelligent but has absolutely no
experience in the field and doesn’t
understand how dangerous and
life-threatening her quests are so I
need you to get a bit of radiation
poisoning you could try to kill her by
blowing up all of Megaton but all that
does is give her a ghoulish makeover Oh
my head still ringing from that
explosion what happened
number 9 3d Kid Icarus Uprising
you know those obnoxious know-it-all
hippies
now imagine that hippie is a homicidal
God with weapons of mass destruction
that’s for reading or better recognize
as the goddess of nature one of the many
deities pit needs in Kid Icarus Uprising
the thing is attitude
while she has the form of a young human
girl we’re pretty sure she has no idea
if she is good or evil
on one hand she aids pit while allied
with palutena
and on the other hand she wants to erase
all of humankind theory set bomb oh and
on top of that she’s just so damn
preachy and self-righteous number 8
roman bellick
Grand Theft Auto 4 but I toto damn Roman
is persistent the older cousin of Niko
Bellic he will quickly get on your
nerves can you do me a favor while
initially he does provide you with many
key story missions he will constantly
pester you to entertain him by any means
whether it be bowling darts a strip club
or the light Nik gods Roman let’s go
falling Romans constant propositions
even created an infographic meet dear to
the many people who want to bowl across
the internet look at the odds of their
you smell a cabbage I don’t want to man
I’m shitting myself
number seven tingle The Legend of Zelda
Majora’s Mask in a world where we have
forest fairies we’re bound to have a few
people who dream about being forest
fairies tingle is one of those people a
middle-aged man
obsessed with fairies way more than a
single individual should be he tries to
mimic the player by wearing similar
clothes and copying links grab item pose
he also speaks in a shrill voice has a
lot of confetti and is confusingly
wearing suction cups on his shoes
he plays many small roles in separate
zelda games but hardly ever impacts
anything but your nerves number 6 sticky
fallout 3 I’m sticky forget these little
kids I’ll take you to big town where the
Hmong goes I mean where the grown-ups
live one of the many random unmarked
companions that can be found in fallout
3 sticky also known as Jack is a 16 year
old team that is in the process of being
kicked out of the little lamp lighting
campement a refuge for children in the
capital wasteland your big I don’t have
any big friends you better just go out
the way you came in he has to leave
since he is too old to stay and needs an
escort to big town where the children go
when they’re grown up sticky is well
known for being constantly annoyed with
his irritating dialogue and nonsensical
random stories this can cause some
rather hilarious events in the process
but still no one likes sticky and all
his friends laughed at him the end
number 5 Cicero the Elder Scrolls Skyrim
I was transporting my dear sweet mother
well not her her corpse
she’s quite dead the world of Tamriel
can drive anyone mad just ask our next
entry I like that very good very good
Cicero was once a masterful assassin for
the Dark Brotherhood but slowly went
insane after being tasked to be the
keeper of the night mother’s remains
while his dialogue is certainly well
written and a welcome change of pace his
shrieky
bouncy voice is definitely not but if
you’re dedicated enough to complete the
dark brotherhood quest line becoming the
master assassin is nothing compared to
the satisfaction of finally giving
Cicero his due
final trick up a full number for mr.
Resetti animal crossing series don’t you
dare reset the game while playing animal
crossing or you will have to deal with
this fellow mr. Resetti is an
anthropomorphic mole who basically
assumes that this is your first rodeo
every time you play breaking the fourth
wall every time he shows up he berates
the player for ending the game without
saving every single time the worst part
of it all is that you can’t skip past
his lecture even blocks the whole screen
number three
Otis Dead Rising the worst thing in the
middle of a zombie apocalypse is someone
who helps a little too much but aside
from the zombies that is Otis is that
person he is the janitor and maintenance
man of the willamette Park View Mall and
acts as your main source for finding
other useless survivors hidden in the
mall as he contacts you be a handheld
radio whenever he finds one or sometimes
just a talk the persistent ringing is
usually annoying enough but what’s worse
is that if you need to stop the
conversation to take care of some
zombies
he’ll chastise you for hanging up on it
well sorry for not wanting to get my
face
number two Omochao Sonic the Hedgehog
series I’m going sightseeing if you need
help in the Sonic universe look no
further in Sonic Adventure 2 in
particular Omochao served as the help
guide for the game which would be fine
for the first few stages except that he
appears in almost every stage of the
game worse is that he sometimes placed
right in the middle of your high-speed
path meaning you’ll end up activating
him by accident and worse he can get
hurt by explosions and even if it isn’t
your fault he blames you before we
reveal our number one choice let’s look
at some dishonorable mentions much much
better but then they would be mm-hmm
would be fine
number one 343 Guilty Spark halo series
splendid shall we
as far as NPCs that grind our gears this
one takes the cake lowered us 343 has
many different roles historian guard AI
unnecessary character that cheery
over-the-top attitude is one thing but
then you get betrayed by him in the
first game and that’s bad enough do you
have any idea what that bastard almost
made you do and yet you end up having to
work with him again in the sequels this
time around what does he do well he
kills walking stereotypes sergeant
Johnson only then do you get to kill him
in a rather anticlimactic fight a
character we certainly could have done
without this in-your-face light bulb
takes the prize do you agree with our
list which NPC did you hate the most
for more necessary top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com this is the worst day of
my life
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