[Music]
every year there are a number of great
films that capture our attention but
they can’t all be winners
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
worst movies of 2016 for this list we’re
looking at the year’s worst films
considering both critical reception and
audience opinion it’s gonna be better
now if he’s not you eating his food
usually box I’m give me a call myself
number 10 shut-in it’s not my son it’s
just a body that I feed and wash and
clothe Jacob Tremblay had a huge year in
2015 as the breakout star in room for
which he won a number of awards 2016
wasn’t so great for him however as he
starred in this thriller that critics
assert features a distinct absence of
thrills he’s dealing with a lot of grief
after his mom died they panned the film
which received a four percent approval
rating on Rotten Tomatoes with many
focusing on the incoherent and cliched
plot tell you the truth I think one will
be good for all of us
top with a talented cast and relatively
low budget this film seemed like a
potential goldmine but it brought in
less than eight million dollars at the
box office making it both a critical and
commercial flop you have to believe me
it’s real number nine nine lives looks
like a cat already ate this one a petit
French
that’ll sell is stuff this is another
film with a solid cast that failed
miserably based on the execution of
course when the premise of the movie
sees Kevin Spacey turned into a cat you
have to wonder if it’s just destined for
failure it’s just a bad dream
even so nine lives somehow made money
proving why we can’t have nice things
but was destroyed critically mr. fuzzy
pants seriously what are you doing here
it features the same old cliched plot of
a businessman having neglected his
family until something supernatural
happens to make him realize how lucky he
is you should stay with us a cat’s life
is so much better thanks but no thanks
cats may have nine lives but you only
have one and based on the critical
reception it would be a pity to waste
almost 90 minutes of it on this nonsense
we are gonna break the Internet
number eight fifty shades of black and
now real torture begins once in a while
a spoof movie is released that captures
an audience’s attention with clever
satire this was not the case with this
film are you stalking me mr. black yes
considering many field the source
material is almost a spoof in itself it
was a curious choice to parody Fifty
Shades of Grey I guess I should try
pulling miss keva helena christian black
the comedy follows essentially the same
plotline but amazingly according to one
review it features fewer laughs than the
original film although granted the
original film didn’t intend to produce
these laughs the weight of my penis
makes my money too heavy to carry around
it’s somehow made money at the box
office however so don’t be surprised to
see a sequel down the road good morning
hmm having staring at you all night
number seven Suicide Squad the worst of
the worst it’s been a bit of a rough
year for DC things looked good initially
the trailers for both Batman vs Superman
and Suicide Squad looked terrific and it
seemed like DC would begin to chip away
at marvel success while Batman vs
Superman was also a flop we chose to go
with Suicide Squad for this list all you
need to know is you work for me despite
the fact that it featured a few solid
performances the cynics said the plot
was confusing and incoherent at times
the pacing didn’t work and that they
relegated the Joker to a glorified cameo
oh I’m never gilja
was
I’m just gonna hurt you really really
considering the film was rewritten
numerous times and there’s alleged to be
multiple different versions out there
the fact that it’s been labeled a bit of
a mess makes some sense we’re passes
with some kind of Suicide Squad number
six the darkness I where would I it can
be difficult to make a horror movie that
doesn’t hit the same notes as every
other horror movie that came before it
which is one of the main problems this
film faces according to commentators
it’s set to be based on actual events
about a family who travels to the Grand
Canyon
however after viewing it we can only
assume those actual events are the
movies this film clearly rips off
including such tired tropes as the
haunted ancient burial ground an
exorcist to cleanse the house and a
demon that tries to abduct a child
if you end up getting stuck watching
this flick at least you can try to
remember all the good horror films it
attempts to copy number five Zoolander 2
the gigs of gig I’m just doing this to
get my son back just play now doing a
fashion shows gonna accomplish the head
releasing a sequel 15 years after the
first film isn’t usually the best idea
while the movie brings back all of our
favorite characters from the original
Zoolander and even introduces Penelope
Cruz critics decided it simply isn’t
funny Valentina Valencia Interpol global
fashion division fashion police were
clean lady go harass somebody else
besides I’m out of fashion there are a
few laughable moments but most agree the
flick ditches the clever humour of its
predecessor for numerous celebrity
cameos that feel forced and out of place
you can’t kill us all we will protect a
chosen one the comedies plot revolves
around Derek Zoolander’s relevance in
today’s modeling industry but a few
astute audience members say this only
raises a similar question about the
film’s relevance itself especially
considering how long ago the first was
released
number four true memoirs of an
international assassin better be careful
you don’t want the best things in your
life to happen to your alter ego right
now my alter ego is on a helicopter
about to die for the most part Netflix
has produced some excellent content from
TV series to documentaries you can
usually count on quality programming
when you see the Netflix original stamp
unfortunately commentators concur that
is not the case here
true memoirs of an international
assassin you said you wouldn’t change a
word I didn’t of course this action
comedy web film does star Kevin James as
an author who gets mistaken for an
international assassin so never bring a
knife to a gun sitting tirely opposed to
this idea this movie was a critical
disaster and currently has a zero
percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes if
Netflix wants to become a major player
in the film industry they’re gonna have
to do better than this
the whole assassin thing it’s fierce
right number three dirty grandpa
I like your pull-out couch yeah well I
Got News fear that’s the only thing
that’s gonna be pulling out tonight
remember Goodfellas taxi driver The
Godfather Part two cuz we aren’t sure
Robert De Niro does his filmography over
the last few years has been a bit hit or
miss to the point where is sometimes
we’re wondering what’s going through
Bobby’s head when he accepts some roles
unfortunately critics of this film were
equally confused by his decision to
appear I’m just gonna check the
testosterone levels on your phone first
crap Hawking my phone now just as I
thought pretty low despite its talented
cast dirty grandpa was ruined by the
critics who labeled it unfunny and at
times downright offensive to put it
nicely the plot is cliche and the jokes
fall flat the most offensive thing
however is the fact that this movie made
almost 100 million dollars on an eleven
and a half million dollar budget meaning
we’re likely to get a sequel let’s get
in a giant labia you drove up in and get
the cat here number two gods of Egypt
you’re not fit to be king a massive
budget and several big-name actors
couldn’t save this sword and sandal epic
from being a disaster the casting was
immediately criticized as none of the
stars looked or sounded like they’d even
been to Egypt let alone that they hailed
from there you’re probably thinking I
told you sir like them just a little bit
this could have been forgiven had the
film at least been exciting
but according to reviewers this was not
the case they called the plot dull and
bloated making the film hard to watch
what’s more critics also said the
dialogue is cringe-worthy did you steal
it from a shopkeeper from someone’s
closet it was quicker than waiting for
the gods to answer my prayers then while
the film attempts to be serious it is
unintentionally hilarious on more than
one occasion
Ziya before we unveil our number one
pick here are a few honorable or in this
case dishonorable mentions sounds like a
trap
it is not could be it is not could be it
is not what do you think years you said
it was five to ten that was before we
shot Dawn’s husband you shotgun husband
I only shot him because your tag team is
wife you’re about to enter the enemies
what you’re about to see hear and feel
all the memories of someone who’s been
dead for 500 years
number one norm of the north don’t
listen to the haters norm you’re a polar
bear you got this
Pixar has changed the game when it comes
to animated films and has set the bar
perhaps too high for animated movies
aimed at kids
however most viewers would agree that
Lionsgate s– norm of the north came
nowhere near that bar Wow what could a
bear like me doing a city like this Rob
Schneider stars as norm a polar bear who
has to fight to protect his Arctic home
from being destroyed by residential
development after having been up in the
Arctic myself and seeing how beautiful
it is I wonder if it’s even good to have
houses up there that sounds silly
doesn’t it not at all although the
overall message of the film isn’t
half-bad many negative reviews basically
said it’s poorly made and not funny in
the slightest in fact another critique
norm of the North received is that it
somehow manages to take all the good
things from animated films and
completely mangle them into a movie that
even children will find completely
stupid I have a feeling this journey
might not be as smooth as we hope do you
agree with our list which film do you
think was the worst of 2016 and I also
called
to tell you that no matter what’s
happened between us you’re always my
mother for more great top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com guess it’s never too late
to start over
huh yeah nice to have a second chance
[Music]
every year there are a number of great
films that capture our attention but
they can’t all be winners
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
worst movies of 2016 for this list we’re
looking at the year’s worst films
considering both critical reception and
audience opinion it’s gonna be better
now if he’s not you eating his food
usually box I’m give me a call myself
number 10 shut-in it’s not my son it’s
just a body that I feed and wash and
clothe Jacob Tremblay had a huge year in
2015 as the breakout star in room for
which he won a number of awards 2016
wasn’t so great for him however as he
starred in this thriller that critics
assert features a distinct absence of
thrills he’s dealing with a lot of grief
after his mom died they panned the film
which received a four percent approval
rating on Rotten Tomatoes with many
focusing on the incoherent and cliched
plot tell you the truth I think one will
be good for all of us
top with a talented cast and relatively
low budget this film seemed like a
potential goldmine but it brought in
less than eight million dollars at the
box office making it both a critical and
commercial flop you have to believe me
it’s real number nine nine lives looks
like a cat already ate this one a petit
French
that’ll sell is stuff this is another
film with a solid cast that failed
miserably based on the execution of
course when the premise of the movie
sees Kevin Spacey turned into a cat you
have to wonder if it’s just destined for
failure it’s just a bad dream
even so nine lives somehow made money
proving why we can’t have nice things
but was destroyed critically mr. fuzzy
pants seriously what are you doing here
it features the same old cliched plot of
a businessman having neglected his
family until something supernatural
happens to make him realize how lucky he
is you should stay with us a cat’s life
is so much better thanks but no thanks
cats may have nine lives but you only
have one and based on the critical
reception it would be a pity to waste
almost 90 minutes of it on this nonsense
we are gonna break the Internet
number eight fifty shades of black and
now real torture begins once in a while
a spoof movie is released that captures
an audience’s attention with clever
satire this was not the case with this
film are you stalking me mr. black yes
considering many field the source
material is almost a spoof in itself it
was a curious choice to parody Fifty
Shades of Grey I guess I should try
pulling miss keva helena christian black
the comedy follows essentially the same
plotline but amazingly according to one
review it features fewer laughs than the
original film although granted the
original film didn’t intend to produce
these laughs the weight of my penis
makes my money too heavy to carry around
it’s somehow made money at the box
office however so don’t be surprised to
see a sequel down the road good morning
hmm having staring at you all night
number seven Suicide Squad the worst of
the worst it’s been a bit of a rough
year for DC things looked good initially
the trailers for both Batman vs Superman
and Suicide Squad looked terrific and it
seemed like DC would begin to chip away
at marvel success while Batman vs
Superman was also a flop we chose to go
with Suicide Squad for this list all you
need to know is you work for me despite
the fact that it featured a few solid
performances the cynics said the plot
was confusing and incoherent at times
the pacing didn’t work and that they
relegated the Joker to a glorified cameo
oh I’m never gilja
was
I’m just gonna hurt you really really
considering the film was rewritten
numerous times and there’s alleged to be
multiple different versions out there
the fact that it’s been labeled a bit of
a mess makes some sense we’re passes
with some kind of Suicide Squad number
six the darkness I where would I it can
be difficult to make a horror movie that
doesn’t hit the same notes as every
other horror movie that came before it
which is one of the main problems this
film faces according to commentators
it’s set to be based on actual events
about a family who travels to the Grand
Canyon
however after viewing it we can only
assume those actual events are the
movies this film clearly rips off
including such tired tropes as the
haunted ancient burial ground an
exorcist to cleanse the house and a
demon that tries to abduct a child
if you end up getting stuck watching
this flick at least you can try to
remember all the good horror films it
attempts to copy number five Zoolander 2
the gigs of gig I’m just doing this to
get my son back just play now doing a
fashion shows gonna accomplish the head
releasing a sequel 15 years after the
first film isn’t usually the best idea
while the movie brings back all of our
favorite characters from the original
Zoolander and even introduces Penelope
Cruz critics decided it simply isn’t
funny Valentina Valencia Interpol global
fashion division fashion police were
clean lady go harass somebody else
besides I’m out of fashion there are a
few laughable moments but most agree the
flick ditches the clever humour of its
predecessor for numerous celebrity
cameos that feel forced and out of place
you can’t kill us all we will protect a
chosen one the comedies plot revolves
around Derek Zoolander’s relevance in
today’s modeling industry but a few
astute audience members say this only
raises a similar question about the
film’s relevance itself especially
considering how long ago the first was
released
number four true memoirs of an
international assassin better be careful
you don’t want the best things in your
life to happen to your alter ego right
now my alter ego is on a helicopter
about to die for the most part Netflix
has produced some excellent content from
TV series to documentaries you can
usually count on quality programming
when you see the Netflix original stamp
unfortunately commentators concur that
is not the case here
true memoirs of an international
assassin you said you wouldn’t change a
word I didn’t of course this action
comedy web film does star Kevin James as
an author who gets mistaken for an
international assassin so never bring a
knife to a gun sitting tirely opposed to
this idea this movie was a critical
disaster and currently has a zero
percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes if
Netflix wants to become a major player
in the film industry they’re gonna have
to do better than this
the whole assassin thing it’s fierce
right number three dirty grandpa
I like your pull-out couch yeah well I
Got News fear that’s the only thing
that’s gonna be pulling out tonight
remember Goodfellas taxi driver The
Godfather Part two cuz we aren’t sure
Robert De Niro does his filmography over
the last few years has been a bit hit or
miss to the point where is sometimes
we’re wondering what’s going through
Bobby’s head when he accepts some roles
unfortunately critics of this film were
equally confused by his decision to
appear I’m just gonna check the
testosterone levels on your phone first
crap Hawking my phone now just as I
thought pretty low despite its talented
cast dirty grandpa was ruined by the
critics who labeled it unfunny and at
times downright offensive to put it
nicely the plot is cliche and the jokes
fall flat the most offensive thing
however is the fact that this movie made
almost 100 million dollars on an eleven
and a half million dollar budget meaning
we’re likely to get a sequel let’s get
in a giant labia you drove up in and get
the cat here number two gods of Egypt
you’re not fit to be king a massive
budget and several big-name actors
couldn’t save this sword and sandal epic
from being a disaster the casting was
immediately criticized as none of the
stars looked or sounded like they’d even
been to Egypt let alone that they hailed
from there you’re probably thinking I
told you sir like them just a little bit
this could have been forgiven had the
film at least been exciting
but according to reviewers this was not
the case they called the plot dull and
bloated making the film hard to watch
what’s more critics also said the
dialogue is cringe-worthy did you steal
it from a shopkeeper from someone’s
closet it was quicker than waiting for
the gods to answer my prayers then while
the film attempts to be serious it is
unintentionally hilarious on more than
one occasion
Ziya before we unveil our number one
pick here are a few honorable or in this
case dishonorable mentions sounds like a
trap
it is not could be it is not could be it
is not what do you think years you said
it was five to ten that was before we
shot Dawn’s husband you shotgun husband
I only shot him because your tag team is
wife you’re about to enter the enemies
what you’re about to see hear and feel
all the memories of someone who’s been
dead for 500 years
number one norm of the north don’t
listen to the haters norm you’re a polar
bear you got this
Pixar has changed the game when it comes
to animated films and has set the bar
perhaps too high for animated movies
aimed at kids
however most viewers would agree that
Lionsgate s– norm of the north came
nowhere near that bar Wow what could a
bear like me doing a city like this Rob
Schneider stars as norm a polar bear who
has to fight to protect his Arctic home
from being destroyed by residential
development after having been up in the
Arctic myself and seeing how beautiful
it is I wonder if it’s even good to have
houses up there that sounds silly
doesn’t it not at all although the
overall message of the film isn’t
half-bad many negative reviews basically
said it’s poorly made and not funny in
the slightest in fact another critique
norm of the North received is that it
somehow manages to take all the good
things from animated films and
completely mangle them into a movie that
even children will find completely
stupid I have a feeling this journey
might not be as smooth as we hope do you
agree with our list which film do you
think was the worst of 2016 and I also
called
to tell you that no matter what’s
happened between us you’re always my
mother for more great top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com guess it’s never too late
to start over
huh yeah nice to have a second chance
[Music]
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