I’ll be more careful next time there
will not be a next time 2014 brought us
a number of great films don’t expect to
see any of them mentioned here nobody
was talking about him Pompey welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 worst
movies of 2014
I call it transcendence for this list
we’re taking a look at 2014’s dumbest
laziest
and most painful cinematic outings that
made film critics rethink their jobs and
mainstream audiences demand their money
back number 10 blended I would like to
welcome you to our fourth annual blended
familymoon week while this Adam Sandler
comedy isn’t the absolute worst of his
career it is clear-cut evidence that
he’s not making any attempt to improve
upon his stick
what’s a blended family I don’t know it
sounds painful
all Sandler really cares about is
repeating the same tired formula and
gags so he can go on vacation hang out
with his friends and make some quick
easy money in the process
no I’m not blending we were just having
a conversation
seeing how blended disappointed at the
box office though maybe people are
finally starting to wise up to a scheme
I didn’t know that
if audiences are evolving so should
Sandler yeah maybe that’s not actually a
bad idea number 9 drive hard thank you
thank you so much they say never judge a
movie by its title but it’s hard to
imagine a movie called drive hard being
any kind of cinematic tour de force
sadly drive hard doesn’t even work as an
action-packed buddy comedy or a
self-aware b-movie what do you say jets
call today the leads have little to no
chemistry the tone is all over the place
and the plot is recycled from superior
films like collateral
technically true you know that your
movie is in trouble when Thomas jeans
hair gives the best performance anyway
Oh
damnit
number eight Winter’s Tale I can see
winter as it turns around the room on
the light darting from white Lance’s to
raised sofa crosses to the
optical glass to the flame this
adaptation of Mark Halperin novel
consists of Will Smith making a meme
worthy facial expression as Lucifer Eva
Marie Saint playing a woman inexplicably
over a hundred Russell Crowe sounding
like an evil muppet even enforcer to
five boroughs Black Knight of the armies
of the Fallen and faithful and willing
servant to Lucifer and Colin Farrell
riding a flying horse that’s actually a
dog talk about a mess without purpose
nothing what’s truly shocking is that
Winter’s Tale was directed by Akiva
Goldsman who wrote the oscar-winning
screenplay for a beautiful mind she
sleeps in her tent on the roof and you
do not actually he also wrote the
screenplay for Batman and Robin which
might explain why this love story isn’t
very magical or romantic I live down on
12th Street
I got a chicken number seven Ouija hey
this is freaking me out I’m done with
this a group of teenagers playing with a
mysterious spirit board is one of the
cheapest plot devices in the horror
genre it’s an old house this is a joke
given the familiar set up it isn’t
surprising that we G is without a
solitary original scare in this day and
age did the filmmakers seriously expect
audiences to be frightened by slamming
doors tattered dolls and vengeful
spirits it’s somebody there as we’ve
come to expect from Hasbro studios Ouija
is nothing more than a shameless attempt
to sell a toy the results will leave
even the most naive audiences rolling
their eyes number 6 Vampire Academy damn
back to the Vampire Academy these days a
Vampire Academy know how I feel about
the v-rod over the past few years we’ve
gotten countless Harry Potter and
Twilight wannabes Vampire Academy tries
to combine both of these franchises
together and the final product is every
bit as condescending as you’d expect my
name is Rose Hathaway and I’m not your
normal teenage girl that I guess is
there really such a thing even with the
director of Mean Girls at its helm this
adaptation of the young adult novel
never aspires to be anything more than a
stereotypical commercial sell out your
reasons for not loving me just
pick me love you more if there’s one
lesson to be learned from Vampire
Academy it’s that great art doesn’t come
from trend followers it comes from trend
setters shooting number five Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles one more time with
me I get it I would need to get to the
sacks estate right now four I’m talking
about O’Neill the sacks estate with the
vigilante was wry lacking the fun of the
1990 live-action film or any of the
cartoons director Jonathan Lee baseman’s
ninja turtles is another blow to our
childhoods courtesy of producer Michael
Bay we’re ninjas mutants well
technically we’re Turtles oh and with
teenagers but we can still have adult
conversation
the rushed plot is deprived of anything
resembling character development and
littered with unbelievable coincidences
yeah I thought about I thought about
doing not becoming a ninja but I was
doing a bunch of yoga for like ten days
at one point it also doesn’t help that
the unattractive CGI turtles look kind
of like Shrek and that while Megan Fox
still looks hot
she’s got little else to offer though
she is trying a bit harder here focus on
me
number four I Frankenstein it’s spirit
descends to help where it remains
trapped for all eternity have you ever
met a really dorky kid who was trying to
act hardcore but he just came off as
dorkier in the process this is real all
of it that is the best way to describe i
frankenstein the film turns a classic
movie monster into a dull action hero
surrounded by uninspired cgi villains
blend action sequences and laughable
makeup effects you must be Frankenstein
my name is Adam Frankenstein’s monster
we know that you haven’t had a starring
role in a while but you’ll never reboot
your film career if you keep choosing
projects like this
number three the legend of Hercules
Hercules your name shall be Hercules
this year gave us multiple movies
centered on the Greek hero Hercules
although MGM’s Hercules starring Dwayne
Johnson wasn’t anything triumphant it
was a blessing from the gods compared to
the legend of Hercules
if this schlock fest were pitched as a
sci-fi original movie we’d like to think
it’d be rejected in a heartbeat how the
film actually got a big-budget and
theatrical release is beyond
comprehension overblown with motifs
ripped off from superior macho fantasy
epics The Legend of Hercules is truly
the work of Hades is it true you are
hercules the god
no I’m just a man number two
transformers age of extinction I think
we just found a transformer fool us four
times shame on you
I’ve seen the commercial they don’t say
that that’s not a guarantee Michael Bay
delivered exactly what audiences
expected once again with transformers
age of extinction
another overblown orgy of cars
explosions slow motion beautiful women
without a shred of personality sunsets
product placement cringe-worthy humor
and repetition new era has begun in the
age of the Transformers is over while
the previous sequels were arguably worse
the fact that age of extinction is
almost three hours long grossed over a
billion dollars and takes no chances
whatsoever is more than enough to
despise it as much as revenge of the
Fallen or dark of the Moon this is
illegal she’s a minor or protected by
the Romeo and Juliet laws we dated for a
little while I was a sophomore and he
was a senior it’s fine
no it’s not fine we’ve got a
pre-existing juvenile foundational
relationship statue – seven zero five –
three what before we scraped the bottom
of the barrel here are a few honorable
or in this case dishonorable mentions do
I look that unhappy you look tired
we founded the lost city of mech latest
he’s scaring me I’m scared you Oh Oh PU
some nuts yeah you know what that’s it
I’ve had none of this whole haunted
house craziness this is is this is how
fun you can look at anything you want
her messages have picked her schedule
contacts
the last three days the highest-ranking
official in our town has been a dead guy
oh look at that look at that
wolves are dragging the body away as if
to illustrate my point number one left
behind I’m all over this plane it’s
simply ballast unlike some of Nicolas
Cage’s other recent films left behind
isn’t even entertainingly bad I know you
all want answers and believe me so do I
and I’ll do my best to get them it’s
ungodly boring with cage stuck in a
cockpit most of the running time while
Cassie Thompson aimlessly runs around a
stereotypical supporting cast attempts
to figure out what the audience already
knows and the extras desperately tried
to act looks like the end of the wall
one of these days disgust
left behind wants to discuss challenging
topics regarding God and faith but the
film has no idea what it’s talking about
in that sense it’s like the M night
Shyamalan movie M night Shyamalan never
made I just want you to be ready do you
agree with our list what do you think is
2014’s biggest stinker
this happened on my watch you and I’m
wearing it for more entertaining top 10s
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com you suck as an actor
you almost like held me I didn’t kill
anybody
let’s go let’s hit the room
will not be a next time 2014 brought us
a number of great films don’t expect to
see any of them mentioned here nobody
was talking about him Pompey welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 worst
movies of 2014
I call it transcendence for this list
we’re taking a look at 2014’s dumbest
laziest
and most painful cinematic outings that
made film critics rethink their jobs and
mainstream audiences demand their money
back number 10 blended I would like to
welcome you to our fourth annual blended
familymoon week while this Adam Sandler
comedy isn’t the absolute worst of his
career it is clear-cut evidence that
he’s not making any attempt to improve
upon his stick
what’s a blended family I don’t know it
sounds painful
all Sandler really cares about is
repeating the same tired formula and
gags so he can go on vacation hang out
with his friends and make some quick
easy money in the process
no I’m not blending we were just having
a conversation
seeing how blended disappointed at the
box office though maybe people are
finally starting to wise up to a scheme
I didn’t know that
if audiences are evolving so should
Sandler yeah maybe that’s not actually a
bad idea number 9 drive hard thank you
thank you so much they say never judge a
movie by its title but it’s hard to
imagine a movie called drive hard being
any kind of cinematic tour de force
sadly drive hard doesn’t even work as an
action-packed buddy comedy or a
self-aware b-movie what do you say jets
call today the leads have little to no
chemistry the tone is all over the place
and the plot is recycled from superior
films like collateral
technically true you know that your
movie is in trouble when Thomas jeans
hair gives the best performance anyway
Oh
damnit
number eight Winter’s Tale I can see
winter as it turns around the room on
the light darting from white Lance’s to
raised sofa crosses to the
optical glass to the flame this
adaptation of Mark Halperin novel
consists of Will Smith making a meme
worthy facial expression as Lucifer Eva
Marie Saint playing a woman inexplicably
over a hundred Russell Crowe sounding
like an evil muppet even enforcer to
five boroughs Black Knight of the armies
of the Fallen and faithful and willing
servant to Lucifer and Colin Farrell
riding a flying horse that’s actually a
dog talk about a mess without purpose
nothing what’s truly shocking is that
Winter’s Tale was directed by Akiva
Goldsman who wrote the oscar-winning
screenplay for a beautiful mind she
sleeps in her tent on the roof and you
do not actually he also wrote the
screenplay for Batman and Robin which
might explain why this love story isn’t
very magical or romantic I live down on
12th Street
I got a chicken number seven Ouija hey
this is freaking me out I’m done with
this a group of teenagers playing with a
mysterious spirit board is one of the
cheapest plot devices in the horror
genre it’s an old house this is a joke
given the familiar set up it isn’t
surprising that we G is without a
solitary original scare in this day and
age did the filmmakers seriously expect
audiences to be frightened by slamming
doors tattered dolls and vengeful
spirits it’s somebody there as we’ve
come to expect from Hasbro studios Ouija
is nothing more than a shameless attempt
to sell a toy the results will leave
even the most naive audiences rolling
their eyes number 6 Vampire Academy damn
back to the Vampire Academy these days a
Vampire Academy know how I feel about
the v-rod over the past few years we’ve
gotten countless Harry Potter and
Twilight wannabes Vampire Academy tries
to combine both of these franchises
together and the final product is every
bit as condescending as you’d expect my
name is Rose Hathaway and I’m not your
normal teenage girl that I guess is
there really such a thing even with the
director of Mean Girls at its helm this
adaptation of the young adult novel
never aspires to be anything more than a
stereotypical commercial sell out your
reasons for not loving me just
pick me love you more if there’s one
lesson to be learned from Vampire
Academy it’s that great art doesn’t come
from trend followers it comes from trend
setters shooting number five Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles one more time with
me I get it I would need to get to the
sacks estate right now four I’m talking
about O’Neill the sacks estate with the
vigilante was wry lacking the fun of the
1990 live-action film or any of the
cartoons director Jonathan Lee baseman’s
ninja turtles is another blow to our
childhoods courtesy of producer Michael
Bay we’re ninjas mutants well
technically we’re Turtles oh and with
teenagers but we can still have adult
conversation
the rushed plot is deprived of anything
resembling character development and
littered with unbelievable coincidences
yeah I thought about I thought about
doing not becoming a ninja but I was
doing a bunch of yoga for like ten days
at one point it also doesn’t help that
the unattractive CGI turtles look kind
of like Shrek and that while Megan Fox
still looks hot
she’s got little else to offer though
she is trying a bit harder here focus on
me
number four I Frankenstein it’s spirit
descends to help where it remains
trapped for all eternity have you ever
met a really dorky kid who was trying to
act hardcore but he just came off as
dorkier in the process this is real all
of it that is the best way to describe i
frankenstein the film turns a classic
movie monster into a dull action hero
surrounded by uninspired cgi villains
blend action sequences and laughable
makeup effects you must be Frankenstein
my name is Adam Frankenstein’s monster
we know that you haven’t had a starring
role in a while but you’ll never reboot
your film career if you keep choosing
projects like this
number three the legend of Hercules
Hercules your name shall be Hercules
this year gave us multiple movies
centered on the Greek hero Hercules
although MGM’s Hercules starring Dwayne
Johnson wasn’t anything triumphant it
was a blessing from the gods compared to
the legend of Hercules
if this schlock fest were pitched as a
sci-fi original movie we’d like to think
it’d be rejected in a heartbeat how the
film actually got a big-budget and
theatrical release is beyond
comprehension overblown with motifs
ripped off from superior macho fantasy
epics The Legend of Hercules is truly
the work of Hades is it true you are
hercules the god
no I’m just a man number two
transformers age of extinction I think
we just found a transformer fool us four
times shame on you
I’ve seen the commercial they don’t say
that that’s not a guarantee Michael Bay
delivered exactly what audiences
expected once again with transformers
age of extinction
another overblown orgy of cars
explosions slow motion beautiful women
without a shred of personality sunsets
product placement cringe-worthy humor
and repetition new era has begun in the
age of the Transformers is over while
the previous sequels were arguably worse
the fact that age of extinction is
almost three hours long grossed over a
billion dollars and takes no chances
whatsoever is more than enough to
despise it as much as revenge of the
Fallen or dark of the Moon this is
illegal she’s a minor or protected by
the Romeo and Juliet laws we dated for a
little while I was a sophomore and he
was a senior it’s fine
no it’s not fine we’ve got a
pre-existing juvenile foundational
relationship statue – seven zero five –
three what before we scraped the bottom
of the barrel here are a few honorable
or in this case dishonorable mentions do
I look that unhappy you look tired
we founded the lost city of mech latest
he’s scaring me I’m scared you Oh Oh PU
some nuts yeah you know what that’s it
I’ve had none of this whole haunted
house craziness this is is this is how
fun you can look at anything you want
her messages have picked her schedule
contacts
the last three days the highest-ranking
official in our town has been a dead guy
oh look at that look at that
wolves are dragging the body away as if
to illustrate my point number one left
behind I’m all over this plane it’s
simply ballast unlike some of Nicolas
Cage’s other recent films left behind
isn’t even entertainingly bad I know you
all want answers and believe me so do I
and I’ll do my best to get them it’s
ungodly boring with cage stuck in a
cockpit most of the running time while
Cassie Thompson aimlessly runs around a
stereotypical supporting cast attempts
to figure out what the audience already
knows and the extras desperately tried
to act looks like the end of the wall
one of these days disgust
left behind wants to discuss challenging
topics regarding God and faith but the
film has no idea what it’s talking about
in that sense it’s like the M night
Shyamalan movie M night Shyamalan never
made I just want you to be ready do you
agree with our list what do you think is
2014’s biggest stinker
this happened on my watch you and I’m
wearing it for more entertaining top 10s
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com you suck as an actor
you almost like held me I didn’t kill
anybody
let’s go let’s hit the room
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