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Night Live list away welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 worst
movies by Saturday Night Live stars you
were great today just absolutely amazing
I don’t think I’ve ever had so much fun
acting is fun for this list we’re not
necessarily looking at films based on
SNL skits though those could make the
cut you know I’m a changed man we’re
really considering the entire
filmography of every SNL repertory cast
member through the years and choosing
the worst of the worst all right dizzy
hey is he your stepbrother at least or I
adopted ocean number 10 taxi look how
tight you’re gripping to stand well then
I’m trying to get in my mode here right
now I’m trying to get in the game
why don’t you let the game come to you
okay we’ll just come out and say it the
general public seems to have come to the
conclusion that Jimmy Fallon isn’t
exactly a top-quality actor what
although it doesn’t matter much now with
him being the fantastic host of The
Tonight Show back in 2004 we still had
hope for his movie career all I got to
go on is the mo modus operandi that’s
police jargon for no it means that’s not
police jargon his lat
Katzie which teamed felon up with Queen
Latifah had promised despite their
comedic chops though the story of
Fallon’s police detective teaming up
with Latifah’s taxi driver couldn’t live
up to the French film it was based on
scoring a measly 10% on Rotten Tomatoes
thankfully this doesn’t seem to have
derailed Fallon’s career in the
slightest
it’s the badge okay that means you’re
not allowed to scream at me ah
number nine cop out I’m gonna played a
bad guy on this one doubtful on down on
this list cop out sounded like it could
have been good director Kevin Smith of
clerks clearly knows comedy and he was
given the yippee-kay-yay man himself
Bruce Willis and SNL star Tracy Morgan
to work with Jimmy Caan I’m oh I’ve
never seen that movie
so cop out had the makings of a solid
buddy cop film but unfortunately it fell
flat on its face and not in the good old
slapstick way the plot was criticized as
uninventive in the cast lacked serious
chemistry because what you get is the
hidden nanny cam that I had in my
bedroom Smith put the blame directly on
Willis’s shoulders while praising Morgan
whom he said was a saving grace now why
did you smack me I was in the moment and
a moment says thank you but the bottom
line as far as moviegoers saw it was
that the film was a cop-out
it just went south right away the whole
thing went south Jack number 8 Joe Dirt
$5.00 that’s mine now you’re my lucky
meteor we’d be remiss if we started this
entry without acknowledging David
Spade’s comedic abilities the man can be
incredibly funny
we need only direct you to his work with
Chris Farley to prove our point but this
wasn’t one of his better films
Spade plays a stereotypical redneck
American right down to the mullet and
poor grammar who searches for his
long-lost parents while getting into
white-trash adventures along the way
among other criticisms Joe Dirt was
chastised for having a lame plot that
you could relate to Brandi she that moon
you don’t know how many nights I spent
alone staring at that moon some credited
Spade with being the movies only saving
grace but even his efforts couldn’t save
dirt from film critic beatdowns
she’s your sister dude she’s got a Ben
you made out with her man what’s wrong
with you you pervert
number seven Norbit hey here Eddie
Murphy in a fat suit
worked for the Nutty Professor but that
was back in 1996 when he was at the top
of his game and fans enjoyed his antics
terms are about all this oh man ruin
everybody’s evening eleven years later
and tastes had changed but Eddie Murphy
it seems had not hey here turn four
Norbit he done the fat suit once again
playing both lead characters the lispy
and nerdy Norbit and his crude obese
wife Rasputia how do we don’t pay 300
Pam how we won 50 back thank you fans
and critics alike responded negatively
to the story of Norbit escaping Rasputia
and finding his true love and thought
the countless fat jokes were tiresome
are you wearing bottoms of course I’m
wearing back the film earned Murphy 3
Razzies but oddly enough it also
garnered an Oscar nom well guess the
makeup was good that’s fine typically
prove that you were suggesting my seat
that’s it isn’t it a go it’s not saying
Oh number 6 the ladies man naked Carla
you got the lated man like all the SNL
alums on this list Tim Meadows is an
actual star capable of quality comedy
just go watch Mean Girls if you need
proof but the ladies man wasn’t the film
for him in theory it should have worked
as the SNL skit was hilarious and
meadows played the character perfectly
on television but the movie version
shouldn’t have made it past dress
rehearsal I understand that you are a
nun yes that’s right
you deaf cool the film failed to
appropriately adapt the best qualities
of the skits which included meadows
hilariously giving love advice to the
silver screen what is love
what is this longing in our hearts for
togetherness you did not the sweetest
flower critics panned the ladies men for
lacking sufficient material to be
converted into a feature movie so bottom
line the script didn’t cut it and
meadows just didn’t have enough to work
with oh it is 2:30 in the a.m. and you
are listening to the late of the Man
number 5 the Love Guru do you trust me
from the same guy who brought you Austin
Powers and Wayne Campbell comes the Love
Guru in my book I know you are but what
am i I explained that when love goes
wrong nothing goes right yes it it be
unfair to compare Mike Meyers guru
Maurice Pitka to his other characters as
they are bonafide classics but the
general consensus seemed to be that the
Guru doesn’t hold up against any
competition let me answer it this way
Hindus across the world considered the
character wildly offensive even before
the film was released and that didn’t
bode well for the film’s box-office
performance as it failed to make back
its budget Mariska Hargitay your
holiness Oh
Rajneesh perhaps worst of all a cast
that included such talents as Meyers
Justin Timberlake Stephen Colbert John
Oliver and Ben Kingsley couldn’t even
make the Love Guru work it’s just ugly I
like it number four the master of
disguise
you’re an idiot a complete and total
idiot there is no question that Dana
Carvey the endless collection of
impressions voices and facial gymnastic
expressions can be funny but this movie
proved they don’t hold up for 81 minutes
Harvey’s Italian character pistachio
disguisey yes that’s his actual name is
the titular master of disguise but sadly
film audiences didn’t find any of his
disguises funny this is what you’re
doing this is what I want you to do well
it’s fair to give children’s films a bit
of leeway in the ratings Department this
one pushed well past the boundaries of
what’s acceptable earning a pitiful 1%
rating on Rotten Tomatoes but am I not
totally enough for the
little Club the master of disguise
essentially ended Carvey’s film career
as he hasn’t had a leading role since
please Heavenly Father show me a sign I
promise I will never mock you again
number three The Adventures of Pluto
Nash that makes me look like a big
doofus denon honey another strike for
Eddie Murphy again this king of comedy
couldn’t save what proved to be a
box-office bomb but to be fair there
were some warning signs The Adventures
of Pluto Nash would be a failure can you
blow up my cup you put my wood barstools
heel Audia to get wood on the moon one
of these signs was the fact that it’s
set on the moon okay perhaps the studio
heads thought the idea was bold and
adventurous but the final result which
saw Eddie Murphy running around the moon
avoiding lunar gangsters proved
otherwise
it was a serious box-office bomb making
only 7 point 1 million on a 100 million
dollar budget so you got it all figured
out huh
number two Jack and Jill my god I’m an
idiot while WatchMojo voters did toss a
large amount of votes behind Adam
Sandler’s other thoroughly loathed films
pixels and grownups by far the Sandler
film that generates the most hatred is
Jack and Jill critics and audiences seem
to think Sandler went out of his way to
insult them this time as he played not
only the typical Sandler stereotype
protagonist Jack but also threw on cheap
makeup and a wig to play his female
counterpart Jill feel like the only
reason he brought me on this cruise is
some Pacino related shenanigan although
there are multiple criticisms that can
be hurled at this film which somehow
managed to make money
the real question that’s on everybody’s
mind is how did Sandler drag Pacino into
this everyone wants my dunkaccino I
can’t get enough of my dunkaccino
before we unveil our number one pick
here are some honorable or in this case
dishonorable mentions excuse me but in
America they don’t allow smoking and
aquariums ah when in you hope we don’t
unilaterally attack a country just to
steal their oil what matters is that I
begin to heal my own self-inflicted
wound by expressing personally to you
just how truly sorry I am for what I did
Buster I’m sorry now you’re gonna have
to see a bad side of it Macke your
shaving cream please number one it’s pat
are you a brother or sister I’m an only
child
we’re sorry Julia Sweeney you probably
deserved better than this but a 0%
rating on Rotten Tomatoes doesn’t lie
the story of Sweeney’s Pat Riley and
Dave Foley’s Chris both of whom are of
indeterminate sex meeting and falling in
love just didn’t cut it I think I’m
probably always gonna love you paddle
and great when we have no problems then
neither fans nor critics found the
film’s main gag the androgynous aspect
funny in the slightest huh yeah I just
want to tell Pat that I I loved pad for
who pet is and not for what pet does its
Pat only cost eight million dollars to
make but the film didn’t come anywhere
close to making back its budget bringing
in just over sixty thousand bucks of
course when you pull a movie from
theaters after just one weekend what do
you expect this is just embarrassing
I want to go do you agree with our list
what do you think is the worst movie by
an SNL star how did they find us
obviously you did something’s too big
for more thought-provoking top 10s
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com you cry more you cry
more we will go back down to gotta get
your lamb burgers from french cried
Night Live list away welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 worst
movies by Saturday Night Live stars you
were great today just absolutely amazing
I don’t think I’ve ever had so much fun
acting is fun for this list we’re not
necessarily looking at films based on
SNL skits though those could make the
cut you know I’m a changed man we’re
really considering the entire
filmography of every SNL repertory cast
member through the years and choosing
the worst of the worst all right dizzy
hey is he your stepbrother at least or I
adopted ocean number 10 taxi look how
tight you’re gripping to stand well then
I’m trying to get in my mode here right
now I’m trying to get in the game
why don’t you let the game come to you
okay we’ll just come out and say it the
general public seems to have come to the
conclusion that Jimmy Fallon isn’t
exactly a top-quality actor what
although it doesn’t matter much now with
him being the fantastic host of The
Tonight Show back in 2004 we still had
hope for his movie career all I got to
go on is the mo modus operandi that’s
police jargon for no it means that’s not
police jargon his lat
Katzie which teamed felon up with Queen
Latifah had promised despite their
comedic chops though the story of
Fallon’s police detective teaming up
with Latifah’s taxi driver couldn’t live
up to the French film it was based on
scoring a measly 10% on Rotten Tomatoes
thankfully this doesn’t seem to have
derailed Fallon’s career in the
slightest
it’s the badge okay that means you’re
not allowed to scream at me ah
number nine cop out I’m gonna played a
bad guy on this one doubtful on down on
this list cop out sounded like it could
have been good director Kevin Smith of
clerks clearly knows comedy and he was
given the yippee-kay-yay man himself
Bruce Willis and SNL star Tracy Morgan
to work with Jimmy Caan I’m oh I’ve
never seen that movie
so cop out had the makings of a solid
buddy cop film but unfortunately it fell
flat on its face and not in the good old
slapstick way the plot was criticized as
uninventive in the cast lacked serious
chemistry because what you get is the
hidden nanny cam that I had in my
bedroom Smith put the blame directly on
Willis’s shoulders while praising Morgan
whom he said was a saving grace now why
did you smack me I was in the moment and
a moment says thank you but the bottom
line as far as moviegoers saw it was
that the film was a cop-out
it just went south right away the whole
thing went south Jack number 8 Joe Dirt
$5.00 that’s mine now you’re my lucky
meteor we’d be remiss if we started this
entry without acknowledging David
Spade’s comedic abilities the man can be
incredibly funny
we need only direct you to his work with
Chris Farley to prove our point but this
wasn’t one of his better films
Spade plays a stereotypical redneck
American right down to the mullet and
poor grammar who searches for his
long-lost parents while getting into
white-trash adventures along the way
among other criticisms Joe Dirt was
chastised for having a lame plot that
you could relate to Brandi she that moon
you don’t know how many nights I spent
alone staring at that moon some credited
Spade with being the movies only saving
grace but even his efforts couldn’t save
dirt from film critic beatdowns
she’s your sister dude she’s got a Ben
you made out with her man what’s wrong
with you you pervert
number seven Norbit hey here Eddie
Murphy in a fat suit
worked for the Nutty Professor but that
was back in 1996 when he was at the top
of his game and fans enjoyed his antics
terms are about all this oh man ruin
everybody’s evening eleven years later
and tastes had changed but Eddie Murphy
it seems had not hey here turn four
Norbit he done the fat suit once again
playing both lead characters the lispy
and nerdy Norbit and his crude obese
wife Rasputia how do we don’t pay 300
Pam how we won 50 back thank you fans
and critics alike responded negatively
to the story of Norbit escaping Rasputia
and finding his true love and thought
the countless fat jokes were tiresome
are you wearing bottoms of course I’m
wearing back the film earned Murphy 3
Razzies but oddly enough it also
garnered an Oscar nom well guess the
makeup was good that’s fine typically
prove that you were suggesting my seat
that’s it isn’t it a go it’s not saying
Oh number 6 the ladies man naked Carla
you got the lated man like all the SNL
alums on this list Tim Meadows is an
actual star capable of quality comedy
just go watch Mean Girls if you need
proof but the ladies man wasn’t the film
for him in theory it should have worked
as the SNL skit was hilarious and
meadows played the character perfectly
on television but the movie version
shouldn’t have made it past dress
rehearsal I understand that you are a
nun yes that’s right
you deaf cool the film failed to
appropriately adapt the best qualities
of the skits which included meadows
hilariously giving love advice to the
silver screen what is love
what is this longing in our hearts for
togetherness you did not the sweetest
flower critics panned the ladies men for
lacking sufficient material to be
converted into a feature movie so bottom
line the script didn’t cut it and
meadows just didn’t have enough to work
with oh it is 2:30 in the a.m. and you
are listening to the late of the Man
number 5 the Love Guru do you trust me
from the same guy who brought you Austin
Powers and Wayne Campbell comes the Love
Guru in my book I know you are but what
am i I explained that when love goes
wrong nothing goes right yes it it be
unfair to compare Mike Meyers guru
Maurice Pitka to his other characters as
they are bonafide classics but the
general consensus seemed to be that the
Guru doesn’t hold up against any
competition let me answer it this way
Hindus across the world considered the
character wildly offensive even before
the film was released and that didn’t
bode well for the film’s box-office
performance as it failed to make back
its budget Mariska Hargitay your
holiness Oh
Rajneesh perhaps worst of all a cast
that included such talents as Meyers
Justin Timberlake Stephen Colbert John
Oliver and Ben Kingsley couldn’t even
make the Love Guru work it’s just ugly I
like it number four the master of
disguise
you’re an idiot a complete and total
idiot there is no question that Dana
Carvey the endless collection of
impressions voices and facial gymnastic
expressions can be funny but this movie
proved they don’t hold up for 81 minutes
Harvey’s Italian character pistachio
disguisey yes that’s his actual name is
the titular master of disguise but sadly
film audiences didn’t find any of his
disguises funny this is what you’re
doing this is what I want you to do well
it’s fair to give children’s films a bit
of leeway in the ratings Department this
one pushed well past the boundaries of
what’s acceptable earning a pitiful 1%
rating on Rotten Tomatoes but am I not
totally enough for the
little Club the master of disguise
essentially ended Carvey’s film career
as he hasn’t had a leading role since
please Heavenly Father show me a sign I
promise I will never mock you again
number three The Adventures of Pluto
Nash that makes me look like a big
doofus denon honey another strike for
Eddie Murphy again this king of comedy
couldn’t save what proved to be a
box-office bomb but to be fair there
were some warning signs The Adventures
of Pluto Nash would be a failure can you
blow up my cup you put my wood barstools
heel Audia to get wood on the moon one
of these signs was the fact that it’s
set on the moon okay perhaps the studio
heads thought the idea was bold and
adventurous but the final result which
saw Eddie Murphy running around the moon
avoiding lunar gangsters proved
otherwise
it was a serious box-office bomb making
only 7 point 1 million on a 100 million
dollar budget so you got it all figured
out huh
number two Jack and Jill my god I’m an
idiot while WatchMojo voters did toss a
large amount of votes behind Adam
Sandler’s other thoroughly loathed films
pixels and grownups by far the Sandler
film that generates the most hatred is
Jack and Jill critics and audiences seem
to think Sandler went out of his way to
insult them this time as he played not
only the typical Sandler stereotype
protagonist Jack but also threw on cheap
makeup and a wig to play his female
counterpart Jill feel like the only
reason he brought me on this cruise is
some Pacino related shenanigan although
there are multiple criticisms that can
be hurled at this film which somehow
managed to make money
the real question that’s on everybody’s
mind is how did Sandler drag Pacino into
this everyone wants my dunkaccino I
can’t get enough of my dunkaccino
before we unveil our number one pick
here are some honorable or in this case
dishonorable mentions excuse me but in
America they don’t allow smoking and
aquariums ah when in you hope we don’t
unilaterally attack a country just to
steal their oil what matters is that I
begin to heal my own self-inflicted
wound by expressing personally to you
just how truly sorry I am for what I did
Buster I’m sorry now you’re gonna have
to see a bad side of it Macke your
shaving cream please number one it’s pat
are you a brother or sister I’m an only
child
we’re sorry Julia Sweeney you probably
deserved better than this but a 0%
rating on Rotten Tomatoes doesn’t lie
the story of Sweeney’s Pat Riley and
Dave Foley’s Chris both of whom are of
indeterminate sex meeting and falling in
love just didn’t cut it I think I’m
probably always gonna love you paddle
and great when we have no problems then
neither fans nor critics found the
film’s main gag the androgynous aspect
funny in the slightest huh yeah I just
want to tell Pat that I I loved pad for
who pet is and not for what pet does its
Pat only cost eight million dollars to
make but the film didn’t come anywhere
close to making back its budget bringing
in just over sixty thousand bucks of
course when you pull a movie from
theaters after just one weekend what do
you expect this is just embarrassing
I want to go do you agree with our list
what do you think is the worst movie by
an SNL star how did they find us
obviously you did something’s too big
for more thought-provoking top 10s
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com you cry more you cry
more we will go back down to gotta get
your lamb burgers from french cried
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