can’t believe you can do that cuz we sit
on my butt all day playing video games
that’s why why can’t these two
industries just get along
on the contrary I’m morn okay welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 worst
movies based off videogames I got rid of
the body
I brought you breakfast safe to say we
had plenty of contenders for this list
so not all of them can make it on here
we’re gonna judge these films based on a
balance of their treatment to the source
material and just how appalling they are
to viewers both gamers and non-gamers
away number 10
doom we’re gonna start things off with a
trip to Mars which doesn’t have the
badass gates of Hell like in the games
but rather an artificially made
chromosome that get this turns you into
a monster but only if you’re evil 10% of
the human genome is still unmet some say
it’s the genetic blueprint for the soul
if that wasn’t cringe-worthy enough for
you you also have a cast of extremely
unlikable characters shit like that it
gets under your skin
not even the rock can salvage this mess
because Carmack’s condition is that he’s
dead in a last-ditch effort the film
tries to replicate the game with a
first-person shooter segment but that
ends with a fistfight fail some 4/5
motherfucker
number 9 Street Fighter The Legend of
chun-li we only had enough room for one
Street Fighter film on this list but
while the original had one redeeming
factor of a notably frail raúl juliá
as bison
Legend of chun-li has nothing redeemable
turning the Southeast Asian dictator and
bison into an Irish property developer
all these waterfront slums will soon
belong to shuttle out location location
location and the horrible miss casting
of Kristin Kreuk as the Chinese chun-li
lie was hard on these streets your best
your clear of this mess
no wonder you wear a mask I’d hide that
face too
number eight double dragon double dragon
is set in the not-too-distant future of
2007 where the Los Angeles is now a
flooded city with Technicolor gangs
roaming the streets and the main villain
is Robert Patrick playing vanilla ice I
want total domination of one major
American city yet with all the goofy
action scenes and it’s out of nowhere
Andy Dick cameo all the smog fans a new
Angeles won’t blow this away so if you
have a small fan stay near it and if you
don’t get a job double dragons treatment
of the source material is best summed up
in one scene number 7 Resident Evil
Apocalypse and onwards Poul Anderson’s
treatment of the horror franchise feels
more like fan fiction than a real
adaptation mother please look my suit is
custom writing his wife into the series
as an overly powered main character who
has nothing to do with the games just
spits on the original fan base
what do you think you’re doing and yet
while the first film was okay
starting from Apocalypse the series just
kept going downhill man that’s nice so
instead of reading this list every two
years as the sequels inevitably dribble
out we’re just gonna go with the one
that started the downward trend I think
we should got air by Sunrise
number six Max Payne while this film
tries to be a bit more faithful to the
source material its key problem lies in
directing bad decisions and pacing make
the main character unlikable for the
majority of the film not helped by the
fact that Max is played by Marky Mark
Wahlberg why how do you think I’m
talking to you but hey as long as the
John Woo inspired action scenes are here
it should be alright right now they
screwed those up to number five Super
Mario Bros there are so many questions
about this film that we think those who
made it got confused what if the impact
that at meteor I created a parallel
dimension where the dinosaurs continue
to thrive and evolve into intelligent
fishes aggressive beings just like us
how are the leads supposed to be
brothers when there are different
ethnicities and are twenty years apart
why are you here brought me up my father
that my father my father okay everybody
that’s even more confusing
also why is the Mushroom Kingdom a
dystopian city and why did the goombas
look like well why did they look like
that
this is the first video game adaptation
and sadly the trend hasn’t gotten much
better
monkey number four blood rain if you’re
not familiar with named GUI Bowl you
will be by the end of this video
can I see your teeth this vampire movie
based so poorly off the game that they
didn’t even get the time period right is
filled with laughably poor action
sequences a confusing storyline why do
you tell me this because it’s my purpose
and despite getting a great quality
actors like Ben Kingsley Michelle
Rodriguez and Michael Mason
they give up performances like they
clearly don’t want to be there this is
the end of brimstone
number three House of the Dead yet
another we bowl a masterpiece this film
has a group of annoying Spring Break
teenagers head to a rave hosted on a
remote island of all places which has
since been overrun by zombies the plot
is very inconsistent one minute the
teens are running for their lives the
next they’re pulling off matrix moves in
kung fu and what does this all have to
do with the game that’s a good question
what are you doing we’re gonna kill you
I’m dead already
number two
Mortal Kombat annihilation while the
first Mortal Kombat movie was enjoyable
its sequel – our hopes of ever seeing an
amazing video game film I don’t have
time for these stupid games recasting
three of the five returning characters
and killing off one of them
Brenda CGI effects costumes that
wouldn’t pass at comic-con and laughable
dialogue makeup the laundry list of its
offenses
you’re alive do that you will die it
says a lot when the only redeeming
factor is the recycled theme song from
the first film the merger has begun is
under attack
and it is glorious before we get to the
bottom of the barrel let’s have a look
at some dishonorable mentions Belikov
needs to die
no I don’t see you that Hornets we flew
back in Academy oh whoa whoa whoa you
know what I do see blonde
next you know this guy oh geez people
trust good thing he doesn’t know you’re
banging his niece number one alone in
the dark the cream of the crop of UE
Bowls abysmal resume a film that’s so
bad
the worst part comes before the camera
even starts running in 1967 mine for a
film that’s called alone in the dark
barely anyone is ever alone at any given
time what constitutes horror in this
film is turning the light switches on
and off again as well as casting Tara
Reid as a scientist thought you were
dead you asshole
this film is the very reason why we
listed we bowl as the number one worst
director in Hollywood they’re all coming
here for a reason until we know what
that is
we’re not gonna be able to stop them do
you agree with our list of course which
terrible adaptations ruined your
favorite franchises for more hideous top
10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com
on my butt all day playing video games
that’s why why can’t these two
industries just get along
on the contrary I’m morn okay welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 worst
movies based off videogames I got rid of
the body
I brought you breakfast safe to say we
had plenty of contenders for this list
so not all of them can make it on here
we’re gonna judge these films based on a
balance of their treatment to the source
material and just how appalling they are
to viewers both gamers and non-gamers
away number 10
doom we’re gonna start things off with a
trip to Mars which doesn’t have the
badass gates of Hell like in the games
but rather an artificially made
chromosome that get this turns you into
a monster but only if you’re evil 10% of
the human genome is still unmet some say
it’s the genetic blueprint for the soul
if that wasn’t cringe-worthy enough for
you you also have a cast of extremely
unlikable characters shit like that it
gets under your skin
not even the rock can salvage this mess
because Carmack’s condition is that he’s
dead in a last-ditch effort the film
tries to replicate the game with a
first-person shooter segment but that
ends with a fistfight fail some 4/5
motherfucker
number 9 Street Fighter The Legend of
chun-li we only had enough room for one
Street Fighter film on this list but
while the original had one redeeming
factor of a notably frail raúl juliá
as bison
Legend of chun-li has nothing redeemable
turning the Southeast Asian dictator and
bison into an Irish property developer
all these waterfront slums will soon
belong to shuttle out location location
location and the horrible miss casting
of Kristin Kreuk as the Chinese chun-li
lie was hard on these streets your best
your clear of this mess
no wonder you wear a mask I’d hide that
face too
number eight double dragon double dragon
is set in the not-too-distant future of
2007 where the Los Angeles is now a
flooded city with Technicolor gangs
roaming the streets and the main villain
is Robert Patrick playing vanilla ice I
want total domination of one major
American city yet with all the goofy
action scenes and it’s out of nowhere
Andy Dick cameo all the smog fans a new
Angeles won’t blow this away so if you
have a small fan stay near it and if you
don’t get a job double dragons treatment
of the source material is best summed up
in one scene number 7 Resident Evil
Apocalypse and onwards Poul Anderson’s
treatment of the horror franchise feels
more like fan fiction than a real
adaptation mother please look my suit is
custom writing his wife into the series
as an overly powered main character who
has nothing to do with the games just
spits on the original fan base
what do you think you’re doing and yet
while the first film was okay
starting from Apocalypse the series just
kept going downhill man that’s nice so
instead of reading this list every two
years as the sequels inevitably dribble
out we’re just gonna go with the one
that started the downward trend I think
we should got air by Sunrise
number six Max Payne while this film
tries to be a bit more faithful to the
source material its key problem lies in
directing bad decisions and pacing make
the main character unlikable for the
majority of the film not helped by the
fact that Max is played by Marky Mark
Wahlberg why how do you think I’m
talking to you but hey as long as the
John Woo inspired action scenes are here
it should be alright right now they
screwed those up to number five Super
Mario Bros there are so many questions
about this film that we think those who
made it got confused what if the impact
that at meteor I created a parallel
dimension where the dinosaurs continue
to thrive and evolve into intelligent
fishes aggressive beings just like us
how are the leads supposed to be
brothers when there are different
ethnicities and are twenty years apart
why are you here brought me up my father
that my father my father okay everybody
that’s even more confusing
also why is the Mushroom Kingdom a
dystopian city and why did the goombas
look like well why did they look like
that
this is the first video game adaptation
and sadly the trend hasn’t gotten much
better
monkey number four blood rain if you’re
not familiar with named GUI Bowl you
will be by the end of this video
can I see your teeth this vampire movie
based so poorly off the game that they
didn’t even get the time period right is
filled with laughably poor action
sequences a confusing storyline why do
you tell me this because it’s my purpose
and despite getting a great quality
actors like Ben Kingsley Michelle
Rodriguez and Michael Mason
they give up performances like they
clearly don’t want to be there this is
the end of brimstone
number three House of the Dead yet
another we bowl a masterpiece this film
has a group of annoying Spring Break
teenagers head to a rave hosted on a
remote island of all places which has
since been overrun by zombies the plot
is very inconsistent one minute the
teens are running for their lives the
next they’re pulling off matrix moves in
kung fu and what does this all have to
do with the game that’s a good question
what are you doing we’re gonna kill you
I’m dead already
number two
Mortal Kombat annihilation while the
first Mortal Kombat movie was enjoyable
its sequel – our hopes of ever seeing an
amazing video game film I don’t have
time for these stupid games recasting
three of the five returning characters
and killing off one of them
Brenda CGI effects costumes that
wouldn’t pass at comic-con and laughable
dialogue makeup the laundry list of its
offenses
you’re alive do that you will die it
says a lot when the only redeeming
factor is the recycled theme song from
the first film the merger has begun is
under attack
and it is glorious before we get to the
bottom of the barrel let’s have a look
at some dishonorable mentions Belikov
needs to die
no I don’t see you that Hornets we flew
back in Academy oh whoa whoa whoa you
know what I do see blonde
next you know this guy oh geez people
trust good thing he doesn’t know you’re
banging his niece number one alone in
the dark the cream of the crop of UE
Bowls abysmal resume a film that’s so
bad
the worst part comes before the camera
even starts running in 1967 mine for a
film that’s called alone in the dark
barely anyone is ever alone at any given
time what constitutes horror in this
film is turning the light switches on
and off again as well as casting Tara
Reid as a scientist thought you were
dead you asshole
this film is the very reason why we
listed we bowl as the number one worst
director in Hollywood they’re all coming
here for a reason until we know what
that is
we’re not gonna be able to stop them do
you agree with our list of course which
terrible adaptations ruined your
favorite franchises for more hideous top
10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com
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