I’m tired of these cranks let’s screen
these callers people these are not your
classic haha kind of movies mud day
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
worst comedy movies can I wash my Winky
and your kitchen shakey for this list
we’ve chosen the movies we find most
unfunny and agonizing to watch since
they seriously lack laughs and give us
the impression the writer/director and
pretty much everyone involved didn’t
even try you can’t drink wine
number 10 Norbit you’re with child
oh that was bad gays there’s a chat now
go get me something to drink
no this is not an unexpected treat like
Eddie Murphy’s Bowfinger not even close
this is a goofy silly awkward story of a
loser played by Murphy who marries a
moody dominant loudmouth who also
happens to be played by Murphy I know
what that sound means
bark hey nigger overused gags an
annoying speech impediment and a serious
lack of Murphy wit makes this one too
miss oh but I am Manon Hey
imagine the Nutty Professor but without
the timeless fart jokes
hey I remember you for the funeral for
me number nine chairman of the board
friends and colleagues allow me the
pleasure of introducing Edison our new
chairman oh yes a redheaded surfer a
carrot top if you will becomes chairman
of the board after an entire company is
left to him when a rich guy dies
seriously that’s it you’re telling me my
uncle my only family gave the bulk of
his estate to that aside from the fact
that carrot top is screaming and flying
through the air for almost the entire
movie every scene is painful to watch
unless you’ve been a pet the legs to
pull it off get back in there and change
you’re no fun add that to its dreadful
plotline and it seems way longer than it
is something about your stories
principal number eight dumb and Dumberer
When Harry Met Lloyd yeah what was your
name again
Harry some movies should just be left
alone Dumb and Dumber is one of them but
for some reason this adolescent prequel
got greenlit can you do that oh yeah she
can and then it’s a thank you Eric
Christian Olsen and Derek Richardson
portray younger versions of the classic
Harry and Lloyd characters – the comic
timing genius writing and the most
annoying sound in the world
a disappointing lack of pizzazz
ultimately results in a dry version of
the original comedy it’s like 80 degrees
in this hallway where are you from the
south
number 7 Little Nicky yes the deep south
it’s got Adam Sandler Harvey Keitel and
even a cameo from Quentin Tarantino
that’s gotta be a winner right wrong
it’s okay for me to hit this street but
you gotta use a toilet Sandler plays
funny walking funny talking Nicky who’s
traveled to earth to bring his brothers
back to hell
oh yeah Shane I need to go and kill my
brothers although a few scenes make us
chuckle this flick relies too much on
the individual personas of its
star-studded cast okay Marcy you win I
guess game over we’d probably be more
satisfied if they just did stand-up for
an hour and a half
I can walk backwards fast you can I
could walk backwards fast you can
understand – backwards name number six
Freddy got fingered a where’s me
backwards made the bag with me imagine a
full-length movie with the weird snake
guy from road trip oh but there’s no
need to imagine in this movie Tom Green
plays a struggling cartoonist who’s
seeking approval from Hollywood and his
dad you make your daddy proud
you hear me I’m gonna make you proud
daddy
but with all the farming snuggling
roadkill and sausage fest this movie
seems like a giant waste of time if you
must see Tom Green dude disgusting and
crazy stuff
just watch the Tom Green show seriously
put cheese in your bum my gosh why not
number five it’s pat that’s gonna hurt
shoot there goes my afternoon snack
what’s pat chubby whiney and just plain
confusing this movie follows Pat who’s a
guy or a girl or well that’s the point
nobody knows doesn’t record of every
detail of Pat’s life and not a single
clue about that fact the story of this
indeterminately sexed individual is
ultimately one of love and discovery but
when you throw a bit of third-rate
comedy into the mix the lapse and the
message of the film get a little lost
I love to stroke you plus you can I know
moppy likes it too it’s Pat no it’s crap
and I need some feminine napkins Oh
fuckin hell
I’m in Hilldale you never know when aunt
Wilma’s gonna stop by for lunch
all right
number four son of the mask you’ll like
it here this movie takes a cool concept
like the supernatural masks from the
1994 film and overcomplicates it throw
in a story about how the mask must be
returned to the gods
then add Otis the dog a mediocre cast
and a freaky and we mean freaky CGI baby
that’s it buddy first I’ll take you to a
pediatrician then I’m taking it to an
exorcist and you lose everything that
was great about the original Jim Carrey
hit but am I not totally enough for the
turtle club number three
master of disguise I’m going to be a
master of disguise I’m going to be a
mess these guys I’m going
we love Dana Carvey but this performance
is too much this is what you want to
doing this is what I want you to do the
story of a guy who has to morph into
different people to steal things in a
bid to rescue his family this series of
ridiculous sketches and characters plays
out more like a Saturday Night Live bad
trip hello if there’s one saving grace
throughout the whole film its Carvey’s
portrayal of Al Pacino we’ll give him
that one hello my little friend you know
we thought your brain damaged or
something
number two biodome
seemingly written by stoners for stoners
and starring stoners this flick is based
around the idea that two idiots get
stuck inside an artificial ecosystem for
a year just because we’re stuck in a
bubble doesn’t mean we can’t cause any
travel where the everlasting fart
this results in a tornado of childish
and unfunny innuendos and sees our stars
running into doors playing air guitar
and clipping each other’s toenails you
like yeah good one honestly there’s only
so long you can listen to the stupid
sounds they make before you go insane
you like you a key before we unveil our
number-one pick here are a few honorable
mentions honey it’s just that kind of
work I’m sorry
your beard the wrong underwear oh man I
can see I said a hit pop the hippie the
hippie to the hip hit poppy a night stop
the rock through the bang bang holy set
up yeah the bully do the real mother boy
she’s great Rajneesh I’d like an
alligator soup and make it snappy
because alligators are snappy and at the
same time I wanted prompt not a zit on
my wedding day
I’ve had it with these steaks Elizabeth
claim Wow are you yelling shit bitch
always yes I’m Samuel Jackson Uncle
Albert
just try to breathe Hey I can’t you’re
kneeling on my balls sir number one Jack
and Jill it seems anything Adam Sandler
spat out in the 1990s was comedy gold
well it ain’t the 90s no more when Jack
played by Sandler has to entertain his
twin sister Jill also played by Sandler
we have to watch an ensemble of flat
one-liners are you coming with ball huh
no no no you’re getting fatter in your
hair doesn’t realize it needs the cover
more faith okay
cringe-worthy sibling debates and that
stupid girly baby boy Sandler does what
are you doing what both knee down it
flew in my bread Billy Madison was funny
this just insults the viewers
intelligence and exploits their love for
Sandler’s older stuff idiots like you
really make me mad do you agree with our
list yeah which comedy movie made you
want your money back
for more top 10s published daily be sure
to subscribe to watchmojo.com this is
really awkward I’m going to go
these callers people these are not your
classic haha kind of movies mud day
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
worst comedy movies can I wash my Winky
and your kitchen shakey for this list
we’ve chosen the movies we find most
unfunny and agonizing to watch since
they seriously lack laughs and give us
the impression the writer/director and
pretty much everyone involved didn’t
even try you can’t drink wine
number 10 Norbit you’re with child
oh that was bad gays there’s a chat now
go get me something to drink
no this is not an unexpected treat like
Eddie Murphy’s Bowfinger not even close
this is a goofy silly awkward story of a
loser played by Murphy who marries a
moody dominant loudmouth who also
happens to be played by Murphy I know
what that sound means
bark hey nigger overused gags an
annoying speech impediment and a serious
lack of Murphy wit makes this one too
miss oh but I am Manon Hey
imagine the Nutty Professor but without
the timeless fart jokes
hey I remember you for the funeral for
me number nine chairman of the board
friends and colleagues allow me the
pleasure of introducing Edison our new
chairman oh yes a redheaded surfer a
carrot top if you will becomes chairman
of the board after an entire company is
left to him when a rich guy dies
seriously that’s it you’re telling me my
uncle my only family gave the bulk of
his estate to that aside from the fact
that carrot top is screaming and flying
through the air for almost the entire
movie every scene is painful to watch
unless you’ve been a pet the legs to
pull it off get back in there and change
you’re no fun add that to its dreadful
plotline and it seems way longer than it
is something about your stories
principal number eight dumb and Dumberer
When Harry Met Lloyd yeah what was your
name again
Harry some movies should just be left
alone Dumb and Dumber is one of them but
for some reason this adolescent prequel
got greenlit can you do that oh yeah she
can and then it’s a thank you Eric
Christian Olsen and Derek Richardson
portray younger versions of the classic
Harry and Lloyd characters – the comic
timing genius writing and the most
annoying sound in the world
a disappointing lack of pizzazz
ultimately results in a dry version of
the original comedy it’s like 80 degrees
in this hallway where are you from the
south
number 7 Little Nicky yes the deep south
it’s got Adam Sandler Harvey Keitel and
even a cameo from Quentin Tarantino
that’s gotta be a winner right wrong
it’s okay for me to hit this street but
you gotta use a toilet Sandler plays
funny walking funny talking Nicky who’s
traveled to earth to bring his brothers
back to hell
oh yeah Shane I need to go and kill my
brothers although a few scenes make us
chuckle this flick relies too much on
the individual personas of its
star-studded cast okay Marcy you win I
guess game over we’d probably be more
satisfied if they just did stand-up for
an hour and a half
I can walk backwards fast you can I
could walk backwards fast you can
understand – backwards name number six
Freddy got fingered a where’s me
backwards made the bag with me imagine a
full-length movie with the weird snake
guy from road trip oh but there’s no
need to imagine in this movie Tom Green
plays a struggling cartoonist who’s
seeking approval from Hollywood and his
dad you make your daddy proud
you hear me I’m gonna make you proud
daddy
but with all the farming snuggling
roadkill and sausage fest this movie
seems like a giant waste of time if you
must see Tom Green dude disgusting and
crazy stuff
just watch the Tom Green show seriously
put cheese in your bum my gosh why not
number five it’s pat that’s gonna hurt
shoot there goes my afternoon snack
what’s pat chubby whiney and just plain
confusing this movie follows Pat who’s a
guy or a girl or well that’s the point
nobody knows doesn’t record of every
detail of Pat’s life and not a single
clue about that fact the story of this
indeterminately sexed individual is
ultimately one of love and discovery but
when you throw a bit of third-rate
comedy into the mix the lapse and the
message of the film get a little lost
I love to stroke you plus you can I know
moppy likes it too it’s Pat no it’s crap
and I need some feminine napkins Oh
fuckin hell
I’m in Hilldale you never know when aunt
Wilma’s gonna stop by for lunch
all right
number four son of the mask you’ll like
it here this movie takes a cool concept
like the supernatural masks from the
1994 film and overcomplicates it throw
in a story about how the mask must be
returned to the gods
then add Otis the dog a mediocre cast
and a freaky and we mean freaky CGI baby
that’s it buddy first I’ll take you to a
pediatrician then I’m taking it to an
exorcist and you lose everything that
was great about the original Jim Carrey
hit but am I not totally enough for the
turtle club number three
master of disguise I’m going to be a
master of disguise I’m going to be a
mess these guys I’m going
we love Dana Carvey but this performance
is too much this is what you want to
doing this is what I want you to do the
story of a guy who has to morph into
different people to steal things in a
bid to rescue his family this series of
ridiculous sketches and characters plays
out more like a Saturday Night Live bad
trip hello if there’s one saving grace
throughout the whole film its Carvey’s
portrayal of Al Pacino we’ll give him
that one hello my little friend you know
we thought your brain damaged or
something
number two biodome
seemingly written by stoners for stoners
and starring stoners this flick is based
around the idea that two idiots get
stuck inside an artificial ecosystem for
a year just because we’re stuck in a
bubble doesn’t mean we can’t cause any
travel where the everlasting fart
this results in a tornado of childish
and unfunny innuendos and sees our stars
running into doors playing air guitar
and clipping each other’s toenails you
like yeah good one honestly there’s only
so long you can listen to the stupid
sounds they make before you go insane
you like you a key before we unveil our
number-one pick here are a few honorable
mentions honey it’s just that kind of
work I’m sorry
your beard the wrong underwear oh man I
can see I said a hit pop the hippie the
hippie to the hip hit poppy a night stop
the rock through the bang bang holy set
up yeah the bully do the real mother boy
she’s great Rajneesh I’d like an
alligator soup and make it snappy
because alligators are snappy and at the
same time I wanted prompt not a zit on
my wedding day
I’ve had it with these steaks Elizabeth
claim Wow are you yelling shit bitch
always yes I’m Samuel Jackson Uncle
Albert
just try to breathe Hey I can’t you’re
kneeling on my balls sir number one Jack
and Jill it seems anything Adam Sandler
spat out in the 1990s was comedy gold
well it ain’t the 90s no more when Jack
played by Sandler has to entertain his
twin sister Jill also played by Sandler
we have to watch an ensemble of flat
one-liners are you coming with ball huh
no no no you’re getting fatter in your
hair doesn’t realize it needs the cover
more faith okay
cringe-worthy sibling debates and that
stupid girly baby boy Sandler does what
are you doing what both knee down it
flew in my bread Billy Madison was funny
this just insults the viewers
intelligence and exploits their love for
Sandler’s older stuff idiots like you
really make me mad do you agree with our
list yeah which comedy movie made you
want your money back
for more top 10s published daily be sure
to subscribe to watchmojo.com this is
really awkward I’m going to go
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