action what action come on you can do
better than that you’re a man remember
big balls between your legs okay here we
go
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
worst action movies we’re in a bad way
old buddy sure use your help for this
list we cast our eye over flicks that
were intended to be good blockbuster
action hits but that didn’t even end up
meeting our and most others expectations
amiss
interesting choice man we’re excluding
those films that aren’t intentionally
awful in that so bad they’re good type
of way but who are you to judge what’s
best for us number 10 a good day to die
hard still my kid this utterly
unnecessary fifth installment of the die
hard franchise sees John McClane team up
with his estranged son Jack to stop a
generic Russian villain from seizing
uranium for a by-the-book revenge plot I
wanna wake up in this city that never
live that sit arguably the worst die
hard film entry the script and story are
uninspired at best as Bruce Willis’s
character feels desperately out of place
in a 21st century setting gonna shoot
your own father
by now we know that McClane is
indestructible but the suspension of
disbelief is pushed to the max in some
ludicrous action sequences why all this
trouble for just one guy number 9
Transformers Revenge of the Fallen haha
Wow
the follow-up to Michael Bay’s first
live-action transformers was somehow
another box-office smash luck hit you
with you this time Sam Witwicky and the
Autobots have to stop an ancient
Decepticon from destroying the Sun with
typical Bey isms throughout this two
hour plus monstrosity it’s a loud
disorienting mess riddled with offensive
stereotypes and no human elements
whatsoever Zoe oh who did daddy know huh
it’s almost all CGI and it began to set
the tone for the equally gratuitous
movies that followed why audiences keep
flocking to see this franchise remains
an enduring mystery because this is over
number 8 Bangkok dangerous purpose of
your visit to Bangkok mr. Mundson
holiday a remake of a far superior Thai
film from 1999 this crime thriller sees
Nic Cage playing a contract killer who
betrays his own set of morals by
beginning to care for a couple of locals
he comes in contact with the police know
who you are
no one knows who I am
cage isn’t as brilliantly unhinged in
this one instead he and the rest of the
cast turn in wooden performances in a
woefully slow-paced film whatever
happens in Bangkok stays in Bangkok
which is completely in contrast to what
the action flicks title might have led
you to expect from the critical and
box-office bomb number seven
xxx State of the Union the new xxx has
got to be more dangerous deadlier more
attitude more attitude known as the next
level outside North America the sequel
to xxx replaced Vin Diesel with Ice Cube
and follows an implausible plot
targeting the President of the United
States who the hell am I do the new xxx
like porno star what happens to the old
xxx he’s dead
the first likely benefiting from
Diesel’s popularity from The Fast and
the Furious was a box-office hit
whereas this one lost over 40 million
dollars
you sure we get the right guy and you
can see why Ice Cube is a flabbier
unfeasible action hero while the cool
real stunts from the first were replaced
with CGI heavy action diesel is
apparently returning for a third film
though we’re not too sure if anyone is
really that excited for that sir I’ve
got some ideas for the next xxx whoa I
think it’s my turn to two now number six
Far Cry yes based on the video game of
the same name this action disaster
follows a group of mercenaries trying to
survive on an island ravaged by mutants
in cannon fodder for mutants was never
part of the deal and there’s been a lot
of us dying lately director Eva ball has
a track record for this degree of
awfulness with alone in the dark and
blood rain being – in a long line of
flops my companion is gone I don’t know
what’s become of him it’s unclear where
the estimated 30 million dollar budget
has been spent as the sci-fi flick
completely butchered the videogames
legacy you can’t imagine how much money
to go on as painful research like that
it made less than 1 million dollars back
and to this day no one knows why Bowl is
ever trusted with any movie property for
some more time and some money no more
funny until you produce something that
we can use it should perhaps be
emphasized that this movie is supposed
to be set in a tropical paradise yet
they shot it up in Canada which is a far
cry from tropical that’s for sure
anything it takes place outside on this
island is a security matter that
concerns me number 5 abduction my
parents were just murdered and I think
the people who did it or after me –
Taylor Lautner plays an 18 year old who
finds out his past is not what he
previously believed it to be and he soon
becomes an unlikely target for Serbian
terrorists
I know veteran agents who couldn’t
handle what you’ve been through in the
past 24 hours not knowing what sort of
film it wants to be abduction gets
caught in a limbo between a Bourne style
thriller and a tween Twilight esque
action movie if you stay where you are
you’re dead for sure
Lautner is pretty terrible himself but
the script does nothing to help him it’s
funny perhaps only fans of the lead will
find any enjoyment from this predictable
action thriller
that brings absolutely nothing new to
the genre number four Batman and Robin
hey freeze the heat is on in this
superhero flick Mr Freeze wants to cover
the world in ice and poison ivy wants to
repopulate it with mutant plants which
doesn’t quite make sense especially as
they’re working together
I really am to die for nothing is
particularly logical or good in this
comic-book adaptation that was clearly
rushed to market which makes us think of
the not-so-great Catwoman movie of 2004
down from a nice community cats come and
they feel not when they’re told George
Clooney didn’t seem like he wanted to be
there as Batman and being Robin nearly
killed Chris O’Donnell’s career it’s
Batman and Robin not Robin in Batman and
I’m sick of it nominated for a slew of
Razzies director Joel Schumacher has
apologised for the film that will always
be remembered for its an ordinate amount
of bad humor and of course bat nipples
great stems though but still feels nice
number three speed to cruise control
what you’ve got to be kidding me this is
a joke hey the first film worked well so
let’s do the exact same thing except on
a boat but all of a sudden I have Love
Boat fever it feels really good a
terrible plan and the film’s quality
reflects as much somehow contriving to
make a high-speed thriller on a cruise
liner boring it seems that without Keanu
Reeves the franchise is doomed
well don’t quite man respond to that
featuring on numerous worst sequel lists
the action is painfully obvious and
dumps all over the relationship Reeves
and Sandra Bullock forged in the first
installment you know the one on
freestyle don’t you we never thought
that a scene in which a ship crashes
into a town could be so dull but speed
too made us believe it
number two ultraviolet okay let’s check
simple featuring the hardest leading
name to remember in film this action
sci-fi flick follows violet song Jat
Shariff as she fights to protect those
infected with a disease that causes
vampire-like symptoms from a government
intent on wiping them out seal the
building any other pages inside I want
them hunted down and killed violet song
Jat Shariff heavily edited to become a
pg-13 movie it is totally
incomprehensible failing in every facet
that would make a reasonable action film
wait you’re doing huh you trying to get
yourself killed
the unlucky Milla Jovovich is caught up
in another dystopian future and she’s
probably as sick of it as we are
before our top pick angers critics
around the world here are a few
dishonorable mentions you think this is
a joke because if you think it’s a joke
I’ll stick you right back into the cells
where I found you
I should bust your ass for what you did
to Sparky bust my ass
number one ballistic X versus sever Jim
I ask no all right recording an
astonishing zero percent on Rotten
Tomatoes this rival agents turned
friends flick was a shambles on every
single level most painfully for those
who invested in the film as it recorded
an over fifty million dollar loss at the
box office my money picture is
disaffected dia being generous the story
is incoherent while the gratuitous
explosions and brainless action are a
lame attempt to distract from the lack
of plot or wit one big happy family
right sever comfortably one of the worst
films of any genre please do not waste
your time with this car crash of a movie
do you agree with our list you’re never
gonna trust me what action movie can you
not stand to sit through do you
understand anything I’m saying to you
for more entertaining top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com yeah we got it done
we should just go home
better than that you’re a man remember
big balls between your legs okay here we
go
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
worst action movies we’re in a bad way
old buddy sure use your help for this
list we cast our eye over flicks that
were intended to be good blockbuster
action hits but that didn’t even end up
meeting our and most others expectations
amiss
interesting choice man we’re excluding
those films that aren’t intentionally
awful in that so bad they’re good type
of way but who are you to judge what’s
best for us number 10 a good day to die
hard still my kid this utterly
unnecessary fifth installment of the die
hard franchise sees John McClane team up
with his estranged son Jack to stop a
generic Russian villain from seizing
uranium for a by-the-book revenge plot I
wanna wake up in this city that never
live that sit arguably the worst die
hard film entry the script and story are
uninspired at best as Bruce Willis’s
character feels desperately out of place
in a 21st century setting gonna shoot
your own father
by now we know that McClane is
indestructible but the suspension of
disbelief is pushed to the max in some
ludicrous action sequences why all this
trouble for just one guy number 9
Transformers Revenge of the Fallen haha
Wow
the follow-up to Michael Bay’s first
live-action transformers was somehow
another box-office smash luck hit you
with you this time Sam Witwicky and the
Autobots have to stop an ancient
Decepticon from destroying the Sun with
typical Bey isms throughout this two
hour plus monstrosity it’s a loud
disorienting mess riddled with offensive
stereotypes and no human elements
whatsoever Zoe oh who did daddy know huh
it’s almost all CGI and it began to set
the tone for the equally gratuitous
movies that followed why audiences keep
flocking to see this franchise remains
an enduring mystery because this is over
number 8 Bangkok dangerous purpose of
your visit to Bangkok mr. Mundson
holiday a remake of a far superior Thai
film from 1999 this crime thriller sees
Nic Cage playing a contract killer who
betrays his own set of morals by
beginning to care for a couple of locals
he comes in contact with the police know
who you are
no one knows who I am
cage isn’t as brilliantly unhinged in
this one instead he and the rest of the
cast turn in wooden performances in a
woefully slow-paced film whatever
happens in Bangkok stays in Bangkok
which is completely in contrast to what
the action flicks title might have led
you to expect from the critical and
box-office bomb number seven
xxx State of the Union the new xxx has
got to be more dangerous deadlier more
attitude more attitude known as the next
level outside North America the sequel
to xxx replaced Vin Diesel with Ice Cube
and follows an implausible plot
targeting the President of the United
States who the hell am I do the new xxx
like porno star what happens to the old
xxx he’s dead
the first likely benefiting from
Diesel’s popularity from The Fast and
the Furious was a box-office hit
whereas this one lost over 40 million
dollars
you sure we get the right guy and you
can see why Ice Cube is a flabbier
unfeasible action hero while the cool
real stunts from the first were replaced
with CGI heavy action diesel is
apparently returning for a third film
though we’re not too sure if anyone is
really that excited for that sir I’ve
got some ideas for the next xxx whoa I
think it’s my turn to two now number six
Far Cry yes based on the video game of
the same name this action disaster
follows a group of mercenaries trying to
survive on an island ravaged by mutants
in cannon fodder for mutants was never
part of the deal and there’s been a lot
of us dying lately director Eva ball has
a track record for this degree of
awfulness with alone in the dark and
blood rain being – in a long line of
flops my companion is gone I don’t know
what’s become of him it’s unclear where
the estimated 30 million dollar budget
has been spent as the sci-fi flick
completely butchered the videogames
legacy you can’t imagine how much money
to go on as painful research like that
it made less than 1 million dollars back
and to this day no one knows why Bowl is
ever trusted with any movie property for
some more time and some money no more
funny until you produce something that
we can use it should perhaps be
emphasized that this movie is supposed
to be set in a tropical paradise yet
they shot it up in Canada which is a far
cry from tropical that’s for sure
anything it takes place outside on this
island is a security matter that
concerns me number 5 abduction my
parents were just murdered and I think
the people who did it or after me –
Taylor Lautner plays an 18 year old who
finds out his past is not what he
previously believed it to be and he soon
becomes an unlikely target for Serbian
terrorists
I know veteran agents who couldn’t
handle what you’ve been through in the
past 24 hours not knowing what sort of
film it wants to be abduction gets
caught in a limbo between a Bourne style
thriller and a tween Twilight esque
action movie if you stay where you are
you’re dead for sure
Lautner is pretty terrible himself but
the script does nothing to help him it’s
funny perhaps only fans of the lead will
find any enjoyment from this predictable
action thriller
that brings absolutely nothing new to
the genre number four Batman and Robin
hey freeze the heat is on in this
superhero flick Mr Freeze wants to cover
the world in ice and poison ivy wants to
repopulate it with mutant plants which
doesn’t quite make sense especially as
they’re working together
I really am to die for nothing is
particularly logical or good in this
comic-book adaptation that was clearly
rushed to market which makes us think of
the not-so-great Catwoman movie of 2004
down from a nice community cats come and
they feel not when they’re told George
Clooney didn’t seem like he wanted to be
there as Batman and being Robin nearly
killed Chris O’Donnell’s career it’s
Batman and Robin not Robin in Batman and
I’m sick of it nominated for a slew of
Razzies director Joel Schumacher has
apologised for the film that will always
be remembered for its an ordinate amount
of bad humor and of course bat nipples
great stems though but still feels nice
number three speed to cruise control
what you’ve got to be kidding me this is
a joke hey the first film worked well so
let’s do the exact same thing except on
a boat but all of a sudden I have Love
Boat fever it feels really good a
terrible plan and the film’s quality
reflects as much somehow contriving to
make a high-speed thriller on a cruise
liner boring it seems that without Keanu
Reeves the franchise is doomed
well don’t quite man respond to that
featuring on numerous worst sequel lists
the action is painfully obvious and
dumps all over the relationship Reeves
and Sandra Bullock forged in the first
installment you know the one on
freestyle don’t you we never thought
that a scene in which a ship crashes
into a town could be so dull but speed
too made us believe it
number two ultraviolet okay let’s check
simple featuring the hardest leading
name to remember in film this action
sci-fi flick follows violet song Jat
Shariff as she fights to protect those
infected with a disease that causes
vampire-like symptoms from a government
intent on wiping them out seal the
building any other pages inside I want
them hunted down and killed violet song
Jat Shariff heavily edited to become a
pg-13 movie it is totally
incomprehensible failing in every facet
that would make a reasonable action film
wait you’re doing huh you trying to get
yourself killed
the unlucky Milla Jovovich is caught up
in another dystopian future and she’s
probably as sick of it as we are
before our top pick angers critics
around the world here are a few
dishonorable mentions you think this is
a joke because if you think it’s a joke
I’ll stick you right back into the cells
where I found you
I should bust your ass for what you did
to Sparky bust my ass
number one ballistic X versus sever Jim
I ask no all right recording an
astonishing zero percent on Rotten
Tomatoes this rival agents turned
friends flick was a shambles on every
single level most painfully for those
who invested in the film as it recorded
an over fifty million dollar loss at the
box office my money picture is
disaffected dia being generous the story
is incoherent while the gratuitous
explosions and brainless action are a
lame attempt to distract from the lack
of plot or wit one big happy family
right sever comfortably one of the worst
films of any genre please do not waste
your time with this car crash of a movie
do you agree with our list you’re never
gonna trust me what action movie can you
not stand to sit through do you
understand anything I’m saying to you
for more entertaining top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com yeah we got it done
we should just go home
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