hey man if that’s what you’re into we
won’t judge you know what this might
actually work
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
weirdest dating simulator games
for this list we’re looking at video
games that have you romancing NPCs which
has to be the central mechanic or
purpose of the game a rank is also based
on a mixture of fan boats popularity and
our own personal preference and of
course how straight-up weird the whole
thing truly is number 10 Namco high
are you a fan of all the crazy and
colorful characters created by Namco
ever wondered what it would be like to
actually date them in a high school
setting well very strange person we have
a game for you brought to us by the
creator of Homestuck players assume the
role of the cousin of the prints from
Katamari Damacy who must navigate a high
school filled with Namco characters and
find true love
a game that has a lot of heart behind
it’s hilarious premise players can feel
free to indulge in that secret passion
they have always had towards such sex
icons like Galaga and King hmm number
nine au sin key the world conquest
we imagine a lot more people would study
history if it turned out like this with
the end goal of conquering the world
players must gather over 70 historical
figures to aid them in their conquest
the catch is that they’re all oddly
attractive moay girls icons like
Lancelot Marco Polo and Napoleon all of
them are now part of your army and also
want to get into your pants
Ranjan O’Neill Yahtzee us anything she
must say coconut an extensive and fun
strategy game by itself it’s still a
little off-putting when you realize you
were getting intimate with Billy the Kid
and Christopher Columbus to myth number
8 Katawa shoujo
in the wrong hands this game could have
come off as rather disturbing or
blatantly offensive due to its content I
mean the title literally means crippled
girls however thanks to the care and
consideration put into the narrative and
characterization this romantic visual
novel about disability and acceptance
comes across as utterly charming for
those willing to invest players take
control of a student who suffers a rare
heart condition and has been transferred
to an academy for disabled children
while he’s there he encounters various
ladies who are all crippled in some way
whether it be severe burns blindness or
the loss of limbs and yet to choose who
he pursues a relationship with and who
we’re not just talking about the
occasional kiss here
number seven shall we date the nil flame
isn’t it the dream of every princess to
find themselves captivated by their true
love and whisked away to find their
happily ever after
how do you improve upon such fairytale
romance by having your prince charming
be a skeleton of course you’re into
skinny dudes right awakening in the
kingdom of the Dead players have to
search for their true love and world of
phantoms zombies and beautifully macabre
artwork will you choose kings ah maybe a
rather handsome looking Victor
Frankenstein not for asking enough for
you well you can always throw caution to
the wind and try to capture the heart of
a ghost in cigar smoking talking
skeleton that’s where the real money is
number six Tomac save the earth love
story this game tries to teach us the
ever-important message of how love is
not all about looks but about the
personality within as well the goddess
of love
Evian is willing to risk her life for
this belief as a result she sent to
earth to prove it before demons destroy
the human race it’s your job to help her
by romancing her severed but still
living head that now rests in a
flowerpot that certainly is one way of
trying to get your point across
get on the ones and twos and cut my CD
mixes ain’t allowed in the spot just
real djz it’s tables if you can get past
the fact that you’re falling for a
dismembered cranium or if you’re just
really in botany then we’re sure you’ll
have a great time with this game you
have been warned though
number-5 huniepop funny but let’s leave
us our chasm to me all right
huge boobs and candy crush together at
last
making no apologies for what it is this
oddly addictive and steamy game revolves
around you dating and seducing a number
of women via a match-three puzzle style
gameplay the fun comes from the diverse
personalities of its fully voiced
characters that assures that the players
will be fully immersed as they endeavor
to dig their way to a very vocal and
very explicit night between the sheets
with characters that range from the
teacher you always wanted to a love
fairy to a single mother and even a
humanoid Kitty huniepop will ensure that
you’ll be enjoying every second of your
addictive shame I underestimated you I’m
sorry about that number 4 Jurassic Heart
we’re not exactly sure who watched
Steven Spielberg’s cinematic masterpiece
and thought to themselves
hey man that t-rex is kind of cute but
lo and behold here we are this game is
weird in every way yet it somehow
manages to come across as an earnest
after-school get-together between a girl
and a guy who may just fall in love
except for the fact that he’s a dinosaur
since the dialogue is played so
seriously it’s easy to forget just how
ridiculous this whole premise is but
that’s where it gets its charm it’s odd
innocence in short length ensures that
you will believe that a Tyrannosaurus is
love is worth fighting for number three
my girlfriend is the president huh you
might be thinking that compared to all
the other entries this hardly seems
weird in fact it could open up some
really interesting dialogue choices
about love and tangled with politics
it certainly could if it weren’t for the
fact that your girlfriend becomes the
president because she was randomly
selected by aliens who crashed into the
earth killed the last president and
brainwashed the rest of humanity into
thinking your childhood friend is the
President of the United States of Nippon
an international crisis breaks out over
the hero with options to romance the
less than qualified president or even a
sentient spaceship this game definitely
fits into the weird category we assure
you
number two creature of koishi Oh Coco no
kokoro to be honest we’re struggling to
figure out who this game was made for
either someone out there has a fetish we
don’t know about or developers somehow
knew that a dating simulator about a
romanticized humanoid grasshopper would
kind of sell the fact that protagonist
doesn’t seem to be thrown off by the
whole thing is so awkward and terrifying
that you’re almost compelled to see it
through to the end
while the complementary sex appeal and
love’s first kiss scenes are thrown in
just to make the players question what
they’re doing with their lives we’re
thankful that the developers didn’t
decide to go all the way because we’re
not sure we can handle it
before we reveal our number one pick
here a few marble mentions
Hey
number one how to fool boyfriend well
here it is the videogame that made us
fall in love with pigeons as the only
human attending st. Pigeon ations you
find yourself interacting with a whole
host of large intelligent and diverse
Birds that’s not a euphemism that you’ll
eventually end up Romancing the
tongue-in-cheek humor combined with an
intermingling series of storylines
culminates in a game that will have you
actually caring for your feathered
companion whether it’s the murderous
doctor you ami-nee the suave super spy
Yuya the frail yet sweet nageki or the
sexiest he’ll focus on this is one
bizarre dating sim you’ll find yourself
revisiting again and again for the sheer
amount of content of course
do you agree with our list doubter
what’s your favorite weird dating
simulator with new top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
won’t judge you know what this might
actually work
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
weirdest dating simulator games
for this list we’re looking at video
games that have you romancing NPCs which
has to be the central mechanic or
purpose of the game a rank is also based
on a mixture of fan boats popularity and
our own personal preference and of
course how straight-up weird the whole
thing truly is number 10 Namco high
are you a fan of all the crazy and
colorful characters created by Namco
ever wondered what it would be like to
actually date them in a high school
setting well very strange person we have
a game for you brought to us by the
creator of Homestuck players assume the
role of the cousin of the prints from
Katamari Damacy who must navigate a high
school filled with Namco characters and
find true love
a game that has a lot of heart behind
it’s hilarious premise players can feel
free to indulge in that secret passion
they have always had towards such sex
icons like Galaga and King hmm number
nine au sin key the world conquest
we imagine a lot more people would study
history if it turned out like this with
the end goal of conquering the world
players must gather over 70 historical
figures to aid them in their conquest
the catch is that they’re all oddly
attractive moay girls icons like
Lancelot Marco Polo and Napoleon all of
them are now part of your army and also
want to get into your pants
Ranjan O’Neill Yahtzee us anything she
must say coconut an extensive and fun
strategy game by itself it’s still a
little off-putting when you realize you
were getting intimate with Billy the Kid
and Christopher Columbus to myth number
8 Katawa shoujo
in the wrong hands this game could have
come off as rather disturbing or
blatantly offensive due to its content I
mean the title literally means crippled
girls however thanks to the care and
consideration put into the narrative and
characterization this romantic visual
novel about disability and acceptance
comes across as utterly charming for
those willing to invest players take
control of a student who suffers a rare
heart condition and has been transferred
to an academy for disabled children
while he’s there he encounters various
ladies who are all crippled in some way
whether it be severe burns blindness or
the loss of limbs and yet to choose who
he pursues a relationship with and who
we’re not just talking about the
occasional kiss here
number seven shall we date the nil flame
isn’t it the dream of every princess to
find themselves captivated by their true
love and whisked away to find their
happily ever after
how do you improve upon such fairytale
romance by having your prince charming
be a skeleton of course you’re into
skinny dudes right awakening in the
kingdom of the Dead players have to
search for their true love and world of
phantoms zombies and beautifully macabre
artwork will you choose kings ah maybe a
rather handsome looking Victor
Frankenstein not for asking enough for
you well you can always throw caution to
the wind and try to capture the heart of
a ghost in cigar smoking talking
skeleton that’s where the real money is
number six Tomac save the earth love
story this game tries to teach us the
ever-important message of how love is
not all about looks but about the
personality within as well the goddess
of love
Evian is willing to risk her life for
this belief as a result she sent to
earth to prove it before demons destroy
the human race it’s your job to help her
by romancing her severed but still
living head that now rests in a
flowerpot that certainly is one way of
trying to get your point across
get on the ones and twos and cut my CD
mixes ain’t allowed in the spot just
real djz it’s tables if you can get past
the fact that you’re falling for a
dismembered cranium or if you’re just
really in botany then we’re sure you’ll
have a great time with this game you
have been warned though
number-5 huniepop funny but let’s leave
us our chasm to me all right
huge boobs and candy crush together at
last
making no apologies for what it is this
oddly addictive and steamy game revolves
around you dating and seducing a number
of women via a match-three puzzle style
gameplay the fun comes from the diverse
personalities of its fully voiced
characters that assures that the players
will be fully immersed as they endeavor
to dig their way to a very vocal and
very explicit night between the sheets
with characters that range from the
teacher you always wanted to a love
fairy to a single mother and even a
humanoid Kitty huniepop will ensure that
you’ll be enjoying every second of your
addictive shame I underestimated you I’m
sorry about that number 4 Jurassic Heart
we’re not exactly sure who watched
Steven Spielberg’s cinematic masterpiece
and thought to themselves
hey man that t-rex is kind of cute but
lo and behold here we are this game is
weird in every way yet it somehow
manages to come across as an earnest
after-school get-together between a girl
and a guy who may just fall in love
except for the fact that he’s a dinosaur
since the dialogue is played so
seriously it’s easy to forget just how
ridiculous this whole premise is but
that’s where it gets its charm it’s odd
innocence in short length ensures that
you will believe that a Tyrannosaurus is
love is worth fighting for number three
my girlfriend is the president huh you
might be thinking that compared to all
the other entries this hardly seems
weird in fact it could open up some
really interesting dialogue choices
about love and tangled with politics
it certainly could if it weren’t for the
fact that your girlfriend becomes the
president because she was randomly
selected by aliens who crashed into the
earth killed the last president and
brainwashed the rest of humanity into
thinking your childhood friend is the
President of the United States of Nippon
an international crisis breaks out over
the hero with options to romance the
less than qualified president or even a
sentient spaceship this game definitely
fits into the weird category we assure
you
number two creature of koishi Oh Coco no
kokoro to be honest we’re struggling to
figure out who this game was made for
either someone out there has a fetish we
don’t know about or developers somehow
knew that a dating simulator about a
romanticized humanoid grasshopper would
kind of sell the fact that protagonist
doesn’t seem to be thrown off by the
whole thing is so awkward and terrifying
that you’re almost compelled to see it
through to the end
while the complementary sex appeal and
love’s first kiss scenes are thrown in
just to make the players question what
they’re doing with their lives we’re
thankful that the developers didn’t
decide to go all the way because we’re
not sure we can handle it
before we reveal our number one pick
here a few marble mentions
Hey
number one how to fool boyfriend well
here it is the videogame that made us
fall in love with pigeons as the only
human attending st. Pigeon ations you
find yourself interacting with a whole
host of large intelligent and diverse
Birds that’s not a euphemism that you’ll
eventually end up Romancing the
tongue-in-cheek humor combined with an
intermingling series of storylines
culminates in a game that will have you
actually caring for your feathered
companion whether it’s the murderous
doctor you ami-nee the suave super spy
Yuya the frail yet sweet nageki or the
sexiest he’ll focus on this is one
bizarre dating sim you’ll find yourself
revisiting again and again for the sheer
amount of content of course
do you agree with our list doubter
what’s your favorite weird dating
simulator with new top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
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