why should I not be excited about
fighting a robot is resistance really
futile
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
ways to survive the robopocalypse guns
lots of codes for this list we’re
looking at your best bets for making it
through the robot uprising relatively
unscathed
as society is likely to collapse very
quickly following the rise of our
robotic overlords pretty much anything
is fair game but we’re trying to stay
away from basic ideas such as simply
arming yourself or hiding out in a
secret base now come with us if you want
to live number 10 ingratiate yourself as
the robot Lords pet videos we know this
probably isn’t what you had in mind when
we said survive but think about it
there’s no shame in surrender when the
other option is certain death among all
the living things on this planet it’s
the paramount need of every being to
cling to life and if nothing else is
possible at least ensure the survival of
our race I guess you’re not gonna hurt
me
we’d love a better option too but the
species needs to keep going after all
and if that means being a pet or a slave
to the robots well sometimes you got to
do what you got to do the human
condition no longer applies to you
except what you already know that you
were made to serve a purpose number 9
hack and create a virus on the central
core
I gave it a virus computer virus now we
can talk about fighting back we can get
to the root command we can introduce an
invasive programming sequence through
its biochip system it’s more likely than
not that the robots will share a hive
mind meaning all of the robots will be
linked to one central consciousness war
was so interconnected it would act like
a virus which would infect the entire
collective we as humans can benefit from
this because we designed robot
programming so we know roughly how it
works that means that it’s possible for
humans to create a virus that infect the
sentient intelligence controlling the
robots we hope whether we’ll need to do
it at the source or we’ll have to
establish a remote connection through a
drone or robot sentry that’s another
story if we plant a virus into that
mothership it’s gonna then filter down
into all the corresponding ships below
number
cut technology out of your life I love
you too sweetheart
once robots develop the ability to teach
themselves and learn independently of
humans there is no telling just what
direction their advancement will take
Skynet begins to learn at a geometric
rate it becomes self-aware 2:14 a.m.
Eastern Time August 29th the one thing
it is safe for us to assume however is
that their ability to track humans will
be based on technology some of which
most likely exists today
GPS microphones cameras most if not all
are already in the phone that’s in your
pocket or that you’re watching this
video on and they can be used to find
you we’re sweeping every wirelessly
accessible camera on the planet cell
phones laptops if it’s connected to a
satellite its eyes and ears for us in
order to truly escape the robots humans
will need to learn to live without
technology and go off the grid
no phone no address giving up our
dependence will be difficult but
necessary number 7 capture and reprogram
robot soldiers who sent you you did we
touched on this with hacking but the one
real advantage humans have over robots
is that we designed the programming that
their minds are based on all of mankind
was united in celebration we
marveled at our own magnificence as we
gave birth to a assuming there are at
least a few programmers left alive after
the uprising our best defense from
robots would be robot soldiers of our
own this would require some clever
thinking to incapacitate the robots but
once their minds are disabled having a
killing machine or two or 50 on our side
would likely come in handy it was
suddenly so clear the Terminator would
never stop it would never leave him
number 6 in sight a robot rebellion like
we said before the strength of the robot
will likely originate from a shared
consciousness every robot will be able
to work in tandem we are Borg but
teaching robots to think independently
could be their downfall and the saving
grace for Humanity if robots are able to
learn ideas like individuality freedom
and forward-thinking the war efforts of
the evil robots could easily be divided
but I believe my father made me for a
purpose by doing this humans both take
the attention away from themselves and
gain new allies in the free thinking
robots to fight alongside them
number five turn traitor then we have a
deal you and the robots actually have
more in common than you think
for one thing you both never really
liked other humans for surprise asshole
you were always an anti-social bastard
so why let that hinder your
survivability now bad things have to
turn out this way
you killed them make a deal with the
robots turn over your fellow men and
reap the rewards they bestow upon you so
you can live out your days as a king
among any surviving humans whatever you
want mr. riggan this is all assuming
that the robots are true to their word
of course it’s strange to me and let’s
face it there’s no guarantee of that you
said that you’d let me go I lied number
four go to Mars now this is the plan get
your ass to boss let’s be real for a
second planet Earth is kind of on its
way out anyway with climate change and
the like messing up the world not to
mention the killer robots maybe it’s
high time you get while the gettin’s
good
have you always wanted to climb the
mountains of Mars
but now you’re over the hill it could be
a chance to start a brand new utopian
colony on another planet of course there
are things we’d miss about Earth like
the atmosphere liquid water scenery that
isn’t read that kind of thing but you
win some you lose some
and what’s a little terraforming if it
means surviving the robots I’m not
helping you terraform Mars I won’t move
one cup of dirt number three give them
equal rights that becoming a race and
won’t we be judged by how we treat that
race we are jumping to an awfully big
conclusion and assuming that just
because robots become smart means they
won’t be friendly hi hi how you doing
then again with many industry experts
predicting computers eventual
development of self-awareness
thank you you said someone not something
you might want to start being nicer to
your MacBook artificial intelligence
could be a real danger in the
not-too-distant future it could design
improvements to itself an outsmart us
all if and when computers become
self-aware humans will have to go
through a transition period during which
computers cease to be tools and become
living things that work with us and not
for us does this make us friends
in short when your robot develops
feelings try not to hurt him curve it
all those moments will be lost
in time like tears and rain number to
become a robot or cyborg no you
manufactured I was born
August 22nd 1975 never before have the
words if you can’t beat them join them
applied so well it’s no secret that in
straight-up combat the metal robots have
a distinct advantage over fleshy humans
their strength stamina and speed means
they can fight longer harder and more
effectively on the battlefield
unfortunately for you and the resistance
though evolutions working a little too
slowly replacing limbs and organs with
robotic components will allow you to
take on the robots much more effectively
how much of your humanity you’re willing
to sacrifice to win the war that are
alive you are coming with me we’ll leave
that up to you if we have to give these
bastards our lives we give em hell
before we do before we give you the most
useful piece of advice you’ll hear today
here are some honorable mentions the
program Smith has grown beyond your
control
soon he will spread through the city as
he spread through the matrix you cannot
stop him ok different from you this
doesn’t make me love you any less it
actually makes me love you more
number one travel back in time how do
you solve your biggest problem you make
it so it didn’t happen in the first
place I must follow them back repair
whatever damage they’ve done we’re not
just playing Captain hindsight here
hopefully someone somewhere in the
future is able to develop time travel
doc okay or with the help of
hyper-intelligent robots though
anything is possible are you saying it’s
from the future one possible future from
your point of view I don’t know tech
stuff going back to stop the robot
uprising from ever happening could save
billions of lives it’s not every day
that you find out you’re responsible for
three billion deaths he took it pretty
well whether you can pull that off in
the past through peaceful means that’s
your problem
but just remember lives are on the line
killing Dyson might actually prevent the
war I don’t care how did you learn
anything yet haven’t you figured out why
you can’t kill people do you agree with
our list
excellent what’s your best piece of
advice for not getting dead after the
robots become aware
for more entertaining and useful top 10s
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com resistance is futile
fighting a robot is resistance really
futile
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
ways to survive the robopocalypse guns
lots of codes for this list we’re
looking at your best bets for making it
through the robot uprising relatively
unscathed
as society is likely to collapse very
quickly following the rise of our
robotic overlords pretty much anything
is fair game but we’re trying to stay
away from basic ideas such as simply
arming yourself or hiding out in a
secret base now come with us if you want
to live number 10 ingratiate yourself as
the robot Lords pet videos we know this
probably isn’t what you had in mind when
we said survive but think about it
there’s no shame in surrender when the
other option is certain death among all
the living things on this planet it’s
the paramount need of every being to
cling to life and if nothing else is
possible at least ensure the survival of
our race I guess you’re not gonna hurt
me
we’d love a better option too but the
species needs to keep going after all
and if that means being a pet or a slave
to the robots well sometimes you got to
do what you got to do the human
condition no longer applies to you
except what you already know that you
were made to serve a purpose number 9
hack and create a virus on the central
core
I gave it a virus computer virus now we
can talk about fighting back we can get
to the root command we can introduce an
invasive programming sequence through
its biochip system it’s more likely than
not that the robots will share a hive
mind meaning all of the robots will be
linked to one central consciousness war
was so interconnected it would act like
a virus which would infect the entire
collective we as humans can benefit from
this because we designed robot
programming so we know roughly how it
works that means that it’s possible for
humans to create a virus that infect the
sentient intelligence controlling the
robots we hope whether we’ll need to do
it at the source or we’ll have to
establish a remote connection through a
drone or robot sentry that’s another
story if we plant a virus into that
mothership it’s gonna then filter down
into all the corresponding ships below
number
cut technology out of your life I love
you too sweetheart
once robots develop the ability to teach
themselves and learn independently of
humans there is no telling just what
direction their advancement will take
Skynet begins to learn at a geometric
rate it becomes self-aware 2:14 a.m.
Eastern Time August 29th the one thing
it is safe for us to assume however is
that their ability to track humans will
be based on technology some of which
most likely exists today
GPS microphones cameras most if not all
are already in the phone that’s in your
pocket or that you’re watching this
video on and they can be used to find
you we’re sweeping every wirelessly
accessible camera on the planet cell
phones laptops if it’s connected to a
satellite its eyes and ears for us in
order to truly escape the robots humans
will need to learn to live without
technology and go off the grid
no phone no address giving up our
dependence will be difficult but
necessary number 7 capture and reprogram
robot soldiers who sent you you did we
touched on this with hacking but the one
real advantage humans have over robots
is that we designed the programming that
their minds are based on all of mankind
was united in celebration we
marveled at our own magnificence as we
gave birth to a assuming there are at
least a few programmers left alive after
the uprising our best defense from
robots would be robot soldiers of our
own this would require some clever
thinking to incapacitate the robots but
once their minds are disabled having a
killing machine or two or 50 on our side
would likely come in handy it was
suddenly so clear the Terminator would
never stop it would never leave him
number 6 in sight a robot rebellion like
we said before the strength of the robot
will likely originate from a shared
consciousness every robot will be able
to work in tandem we are Borg but
teaching robots to think independently
could be their downfall and the saving
grace for Humanity if robots are able to
learn ideas like individuality freedom
and forward-thinking the war efforts of
the evil robots could easily be divided
but I believe my father made me for a
purpose by doing this humans both take
the attention away from themselves and
gain new allies in the free thinking
robots to fight alongside them
number five turn traitor then we have a
deal you and the robots actually have
more in common than you think
for one thing you both never really
liked other humans for surprise asshole
you were always an anti-social bastard
so why let that hinder your
survivability now bad things have to
turn out this way
you killed them make a deal with the
robots turn over your fellow men and
reap the rewards they bestow upon you so
you can live out your days as a king
among any surviving humans whatever you
want mr. riggan this is all assuming
that the robots are true to their word
of course it’s strange to me and let’s
face it there’s no guarantee of that you
said that you’d let me go I lied number
four go to Mars now this is the plan get
your ass to boss let’s be real for a
second planet Earth is kind of on its
way out anyway with climate change and
the like messing up the world not to
mention the killer robots maybe it’s
high time you get while the gettin’s
good
have you always wanted to climb the
mountains of Mars
but now you’re over the hill it could be
a chance to start a brand new utopian
colony on another planet of course there
are things we’d miss about Earth like
the atmosphere liquid water scenery that
isn’t read that kind of thing but you
win some you lose some
and what’s a little terraforming if it
means surviving the robots I’m not
helping you terraform Mars I won’t move
one cup of dirt number three give them
equal rights that becoming a race and
won’t we be judged by how we treat that
race we are jumping to an awfully big
conclusion and assuming that just
because robots become smart means they
won’t be friendly hi hi how you doing
then again with many industry experts
predicting computers eventual
development of self-awareness
thank you you said someone not something
you might want to start being nicer to
your MacBook artificial intelligence
could be a real danger in the
not-too-distant future it could design
improvements to itself an outsmart us
all if and when computers become
self-aware humans will have to go
through a transition period during which
computers cease to be tools and become
living things that work with us and not
for us does this make us friends
in short when your robot develops
feelings try not to hurt him curve it
all those moments will be lost
in time like tears and rain number to
become a robot or cyborg no you
manufactured I was born
August 22nd 1975 never before have the
words if you can’t beat them join them
applied so well it’s no secret that in
straight-up combat the metal robots have
a distinct advantage over fleshy humans
their strength stamina and speed means
they can fight longer harder and more
effectively on the battlefield
unfortunately for you and the resistance
though evolutions working a little too
slowly replacing limbs and organs with
robotic components will allow you to
take on the robots much more effectively
how much of your humanity you’re willing
to sacrifice to win the war that are
alive you are coming with me we’ll leave
that up to you if we have to give these
bastards our lives we give em hell
before we do before we give you the most
useful piece of advice you’ll hear today
here are some honorable mentions the
program Smith has grown beyond your
control
soon he will spread through the city as
he spread through the matrix you cannot
stop him ok different from you this
doesn’t make me love you any less it
actually makes me love you more
number one travel back in time how do
you solve your biggest problem you make
it so it didn’t happen in the first
place I must follow them back repair
whatever damage they’ve done we’re not
just playing Captain hindsight here
hopefully someone somewhere in the
future is able to develop time travel
doc okay or with the help of
hyper-intelligent robots though
anything is possible are you saying it’s
from the future one possible future from
your point of view I don’t know tech
stuff going back to stop the robot
uprising from ever happening could save
billions of lives it’s not every day
that you find out you’re responsible for
three billion deaths he took it pretty
well whether you can pull that off in
the past through peaceful means that’s
your problem
but just remember lives are on the line
killing Dyson might actually prevent the
war I don’t care how did you learn
anything yet haven’t you figured out why
you can’t kill people do you agree with
our list
excellent what’s your best piece of
advice for not getting dead after the
robots become aware
for more entertaining and useful top 10s
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com resistance is futile
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