[Music]
hey you in my class I am today what
better way to usher in a new school year
than to discuss all the ways it could be
improved and here is the human heart
which you can see is actually located in
the center of your chest Oh
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
ways to make school better
ah the penis is now as you will observe
more or less fully erect there we are
ah that’s better for this list we’ll be
looking at the different ways in which
we think the education system could be
improved since you know we get that
eliminating it all together isn’t really
an option sigh you know 90% of the
country believes in ghosts listen a
third in evolution 35% can correctly
identify Homer Simpson and the fictional
town in which he resides less than 1%
knows the name Thurgood Marshall number
10 make class length dependent on
subject matter you have part of my
attention you have the minimal amount
the rest of my attention is back at the
offices of Facebook where my colleagues
and I are doing things that no one in
this room including and especially your
clients are intellectually or creatively
capable of doing why is it the classes
like math and science which typically
require more time to properly comprehend
lasts as long as ho mech look we all
know ho Mac is a joke no offense it’s
just like everyone takes his class to
get an A it’s and I’m sorry and
not putting down your profession but
it’s just the way I feel we think that
the length of a particular class should
be dependent on the subject matter
too often the bell rings and you’re left
staring at a chalkboard or projector
loaded with dense information do science
and then you only have a few moments
before you’re expected to be in your
next class it’s only logical that
subjects that require less time to learn
should be shorter
whereas subjects that are more difficult
should be longer right chlorophyll more
like Borah Phil right being able to
quote Shakespeare is all well and good
but dedicating time to topics that just
naturally take longer to learn
seems like a beneficial concept for
students or a mr. Zuckerberg brighter
men than you have tried and failed his
class went a little bit one modified bit
one reference to permission that is
correct
does everybody see how he got there
number nine fire bad teachers in an
effort to alleviate the effects of the
anyone anyone the Great Depression past
the anyone anyone a tariff bill the
hawley-smoot tariff act maybe they
taught English maybe they taught math or
perhaps it was the woodshop teacher but
he or she sucked it teaching and
everyone knew it you may someday be
doctors or lawyers or scientists most of
you however will be pumping gas or
cutting sheet metal and that’s why we
have Trump R as in any line of work
some people are worse at their job than
others are you gonna teach us anything
or are we just gonna say here just do
whatever you want
however unlike many other professions
teachers have the benefit of tenure on
their side tenured teachers are harder
to fire for ineffectiveness in the
classroom allowing them to inflict their
poor teaching methods on generations of
kids getting rid of tenure would allow
for school boards to remove teachers who
aren’t doing their jobs properly thus
creating more room for teachers who can
effectively run a classroom okay danger
is mine let’s break into groups discuss
chapter one and if you are lucky we
might sneak a little planet Earth
number eight give students more time
outside
many current education systems rely
heavily on children sitting in cramped
spaces with their only natural light
source being a row of dirty windows on a
nearby wall who wouldn’t like a little
extra time in the Sun in places like
Finland and East Asia students are given
breaks periodically throughout the day
specifically to be spent outside the
classroom well they haven’t homework
what if all they want to do is climb a
tree
thank you climb a tree yeah they can
come climb achieving they don’t want to
climb a tree but they’ll end up while
climbing the tree from really finding
out about different insects and they can
come to the school next day tell me
about what they found our brains tend to
get a little groggy when we sit for long
stretches being in small rooms under
fluorescent lights for 4 to 6 hours a
day
only adds to this exhaustion more
outdoor time and a better understanding
of mother nature is a must with the
sound of music
with songs they have sung for a thousand
years
number seven get rid of group projects
now this will be a group project so I’m
going to place you all into groups of
five everyone remembers the dreaded
group project the teacher would call out
for names and you’d awkwardly shuffle
towards one another eyes cast down hands
jammed into pockets your mind rapidly
formulating a plan for how to best
outwit your teammates so they’ll do all
the work
oh not tweak we don’t want to be in a
group with tweak there’s nothing wrong
with tweak I bet he’ll do a great job in
your group I can’t take that kind of
pressure
no sweaty group projects were an excuse
for the lazy to be lazy and for the
hard-working to earn their title and be
forced to share it with their fellow
team members carrying the dead weight of
someone who doesn’t feel like doing his
or her share isn’t what school is
supposed to be about do you want to
watch TV
Welcome Back Kotter John yeah are you
okay horshack Michelle it’s high time
education professionals held a
conference to eliminate this superfluous
gathering of minds because you just
can’t toss kids together and expect them
to form like Voltron era here we come
number six make cafeteria food better
and healthier I made an extra
[Music]
as we know maintaining a well-balanced
diet is an important part of staying
healthy however when it comes to the
food served in many schools around the
world you’d almost be better off
skipping lunch entirely you remember me
telling Jimbo Jones that I’d make
something up in one day oh are you
saying you killed Jimbo processed his
carcass and served him for lunch okay
not really but the facts are in and
foods that are high in sodium fat and
sugar are causing kids across the globe
to pack on the pounds without going
completely vegan it would be a
spectacular change of pace to see
schools adopt a healthier meal plan for
their cafeterias now plans that manage
to be nutritious but still taste good
that is it was definitely the best place
to eat in town it was the school
cafeteria saying goodbye to sloppy joes
and hello to a nice Cobb salad doesn’t
sound so bad does it I know you can’t
like them swami lady you’re scaring us
number five eliminate bullying
as long as there’s been school there
have been bullies while they come in all
shapes and sizes the common thread is
their unrelenting desire to see others
suffer throughout the years many
students have feigned illness to avoid
an encounter with the school aggressor
why does it have to be this way a bully
free school environment would make all
the difference no more hiding in the
bathroom at lunchtime or dreading
getting picked last in gym class
eliminating bullying is easier said than
done however it holds true that anything
worth doing shouldn’t be a walk in the
park
O’Doyle rules O’Doyle I got a feeling
your whole family’s going down but for
now I got a studdy motivational speakers
and anti-bullying classes our simple
ways schools could try to end the plague
of bullying you don’t want to take care
of the problem if you did want to take a
patient care
number four make school hours shorter ah
good work people we will continue with
our lecture on the man when we return
children today are learning 24/7 access
to computers allows kids to discover new
information at a rate that was
previously unheard of how about global
thermal nuclear war so why are we
sticking them in cramped poorly lit
buildings five days a week in the name
of Education a study on elementary
school students conducted by Georgia
State University and Montana State
University found that shortening the
school week to four days could improve
students academic performance it is
Saturday and we’re at the beach and I
got enough junk food a choke a goat what
more could you want
not only does shorter school weeks lead
to increased productivity among both
students and teachers they also serve as
an effective way to help save costs
those extra funds could be put towards
different student services hey you in
the
yep first let’s go hey if the academics
say it’s cool
who are we to disagree Finland students
have the shortest school days and the
shortest school years in the entire
Western world they do better by going to
school less number three give schools
more funding the annual bake sale
provides 90% of the school’s funding
it’s no secret that children are the
future yet when you walk the halls of
public schools around the world it
appears as if government’s don’t really
believe it where’s our desk right des
well a lot of cuts had been made since
the schools funding is short for lawsuit
crumbling infrastructure x’ outdated
books broken chairs and everyone’s
favourite tube TV at top of tray on
wheels these are just some of the
problems facing both students and
teachers today bottom line schools need
better funding children today grow up
with an iPad in one hand and an Xbox
controller in the other yet when they
come to school they’re faced with
archaic textbooks dusty chalkboards and
desks from the 80s like they say an
investment in knowledge pays the best
interest that I hope you do otherwise is
love it potatoes from here on out number
two abolish standardized testing do you
even know what I said she stands for ass
test scholastic aptitude tests the
hardest tests are the ones where you
don’t know what’s coming that’s why
standardized testing isn’t an accurate
representation of a student’s academic
work what are you people
andö federal and state testing lumps
everyone into a single category when in
reality different people learn at
different rates it’s a test Sammy will
test this you can quack teachers should
be the ones who ultimately decide what’s
on a test because they’re the ones
disseminating knowledge to their
students on a daily basis moving away
from standardized testing and putting
the tasks in the hands of teachers what
benefits students greatly allowing them
to test their knowledge of a particular
subject in a way they’re familiar with
Plus nobody likes filling in all those
tiny
circles a lot of people think these
questions are difficult are not me no no
these questions I’ll have answered
before we unveil our number one pick
here are some honorable mentions mr.
Spicoli has been kind enough to bring us
a stack but be my guest
help yourselves did you study this test
yeah why then not such a miracle really
Luke can you go to the bathroom no you
went 20 minutes ago I have a bladder
infection appalled impact all right
number one no more homework if you can
just turn to page 47 of land of truth
and liberty oh I left that book in my
locker mr. Ayad in that case I’m glad I
remember to bring an extra copy and just
for you the last thing any kid wants to
do when they get home from school is
homework a Stanford University study
found that in countries like Japan and
Denmark less homework was assigned and
students ended up performing better than
students in other countries where more
homework is given after school time
should be devoted to relaxing with
friends and family not burning the
midnight oil trying to complete an
assignment teachers should suggest
interesting museums to visit or good
books to read encouraging students to
learn in a more hands-on manner
schools should strive to ensure that all
subjects require an equal amount of
homework because nighttime and weekends
are for having fun not cramming oh so
much homework childhood slipping away
Bart put down those books and go play
this instant if you say so
do you agree with our list you are a
bitch why cuz I’m telling the truth that
makes me a bitch what are your ideas for
making school better who loves and each
me for true sexual oral smoke pong ball
for more entertaining top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
[Music]
hey you in my class I am today what
better way to usher in a new school year
than to discuss all the ways it could be
improved and here is the human heart
which you can see is actually located in
the center of your chest Oh
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
ways to make school better
ah the penis is now as you will observe
more or less fully erect there we are
ah that’s better for this list we’ll be
looking at the different ways in which
we think the education system could be
improved since you know we get that
eliminating it all together isn’t really
an option sigh you know 90% of the
country believes in ghosts listen a
third in evolution 35% can correctly
identify Homer Simpson and the fictional
town in which he resides less than 1%
knows the name Thurgood Marshall number
10 make class length dependent on
subject matter you have part of my
attention you have the minimal amount
the rest of my attention is back at the
offices of Facebook where my colleagues
and I are doing things that no one in
this room including and especially your
clients are intellectually or creatively
capable of doing why is it the classes
like math and science which typically
require more time to properly comprehend
lasts as long as ho mech look we all
know ho Mac is a joke no offense it’s
just like everyone takes his class to
get an A it’s and I’m sorry and
not putting down your profession but
it’s just the way I feel we think that
the length of a particular class should
be dependent on the subject matter
too often the bell rings and you’re left
staring at a chalkboard or projector
loaded with dense information do science
and then you only have a few moments
before you’re expected to be in your
next class it’s only logical that
subjects that require less time to learn
should be shorter
whereas subjects that are more difficult
should be longer right chlorophyll more
like Borah Phil right being able to
quote Shakespeare is all well and good
but dedicating time to topics that just
naturally take longer to learn
seems like a beneficial concept for
students or a mr. Zuckerberg brighter
men than you have tried and failed his
class went a little bit one modified bit
one reference to permission that is
correct
does everybody see how he got there
number nine fire bad teachers in an
effort to alleviate the effects of the
anyone anyone the Great Depression past
the anyone anyone a tariff bill the
hawley-smoot tariff act maybe they
taught English maybe they taught math or
perhaps it was the woodshop teacher but
he or she sucked it teaching and
everyone knew it you may someday be
doctors or lawyers or scientists most of
you however will be pumping gas or
cutting sheet metal and that’s why we
have Trump R as in any line of work
some people are worse at their job than
others are you gonna teach us anything
or are we just gonna say here just do
whatever you want
however unlike many other professions
teachers have the benefit of tenure on
their side tenured teachers are harder
to fire for ineffectiveness in the
classroom allowing them to inflict their
poor teaching methods on generations of
kids getting rid of tenure would allow
for school boards to remove teachers who
aren’t doing their jobs properly thus
creating more room for teachers who can
effectively run a classroom okay danger
is mine let’s break into groups discuss
chapter one and if you are lucky we
might sneak a little planet Earth
number eight give students more time
outside
many current education systems rely
heavily on children sitting in cramped
spaces with their only natural light
source being a row of dirty windows on a
nearby wall who wouldn’t like a little
extra time in the Sun in places like
Finland and East Asia students are given
breaks periodically throughout the day
specifically to be spent outside the
classroom well they haven’t homework
what if all they want to do is climb a
tree
thank you climb a tree yeah they can
come climb achieving they don’t want to
climb a tree but they’ll end up while
climbing the tree from really finding
out about different insects and they can
come to the school next day tell me
about what they found our brains tend to
get a little groggy when we sit for long
stretches being in small rooms under
fluorescent lights for 4 to 6 hours a
day
only adds to this exhaustion more
outdoor time and a better understanding
of mother nature is a must with the
sound of music
with songs they have sung for a thousand
years
number seven get rid of group projects
now this will be a group project so I’m
going to place you all into groups of
five everyone remembers the dreaded
group project the teacher would call out
for names and you’d awkwardly shuffle
towards one another eyes cast down hands
jammed into pockets your mind rapidly
formulating a plan for how to best
outwit your teammates so they’ll do all
the work
oh not tweak we don’t want to be in a
group with tweak there’s nothing wrong
with tweak I bet he’ll do a great job in
your group I can’t take that kind of
pressure
no sweaty group projects were an excuse
for the lazy to be lazy and for the
hard-working to earn their title and be
forced to share it with their fellow
team members carrying the dead weight of
someone who doesn’t feel like doing his
or her share isn’t what school is
supposed to be about do you want to
watch TV
Welcome Back Kotter John yeah are you
okay horshack Michelle it’s high time
education professionals held a
conference to eliminate this superfluous
gathering of minds because you just
can’t toss kids together and expect them
to form like Voltron era here we come
number six make cafeteria food better
and healthier I made an extra
[Music]
as we know maintaining a well-balanced
diet is an important part of staying
healthy however when it comes to the
food served in many schools around the
world you’d almost be better off
skipping lunch entirely you remember me
telling Jimbo Jones that I’d make
something up in one day oh are you
saying you killed Jimbo processed his
carcass and served him for lunch okay
not really but the facts are in and
foods that are high in sodium fat and
sugar are causing kids across the globe
to pack on the pounds without going
completely vegan it would be a
spectacular change of pace to see
schools adopt a healthier meal plan for
their cafeterias now plans that manage
to be nutritious but still taste good
that is it was definitely the best place
to eat in town it was the school
cafeteria saying goodbye to sloppy joes
and hello to a nice Cobb salad doesn’t
sound so bad does it I know you can’t
like them swami lady you’re scaring us
number five eliminate bullying
as long as there’s been school there
have been bullies while they come in all
shapes and sizes the common thread is
their unrelenting desire to see others
suffer throughout the years many
students have feigned illness to avoid
an encounter with the school aggressor
why does it have to be this way a bully
free school environment would make all
the difference no more hiding in the
bathroom at lunchtime or dreading
getting picked last in gym class
eliminating bullying is easier said than
done however it holds true that anything
worth doing shouldn’t be a walk in the
park
O’Doyle rules O’Doyle I got a feeling
your whole family’s going down but for
now I got a studdy motivational speakers
and anti-bullying classes our simple
ways schools could try to end the plague
of bullying you don’t want to take care
of the problem if you did want to take a
patient care
number four make school hours shorter ah
good work people we will continue with
our lecture on the man when we return
children today are learning 24/7 access
to computers allows kids to discover new
information at a rate that was
previously unheard of how about global
thermal nuclear war so why are we
sticking them in cramped poorly lit
buildings five days a week in the name
of Education a study on elementary
school students conducted by Georgia
State University and Montana State
University found that shortening the
school week to four days could improve
students academic performance it is
Saturday and we’re at the beach and I
got enough junk food a choke a goat what
more could you want
not only does shorter school weeks lead
to increased productivity among both
students and teachers they also serve as
an effective way to help save costs
those extra funds could be put towards
different student services hey you in
the
yep first let’s go hey if the academics
say it’s cool
who are we to disagree Finland students
have the shortest school days and the
shortest school years in the entire
Western world they do better by going to
school less number three give schools
more funding the annual bake sale
provides 90% of the school’s funding
it’s no secret that children are the
future yet when you walk the halls of
public schools around the world it
appears as if government’s don’t really
believe it where’s our desk right des
well a lot of cuts had been made since
the schools funding is short for lawsuit
crumbling infrastructure x’ outdated
books broken chairs and everyone’s
favourite tube TV at top of tray on
wheels these are just some of the
problems facing both students and
teachers today bottom line schools need
better funding children today grow up
with an iPad in one hand and an Xbox
controller in the other yet when they
come to school they’re faced with
archaic textbooks dusty chalkboards and
desks from the 80s like they say an
investment in knowledge pays the best
interest that I hope you do otherwise is
love it potatoes from here on out number
two abolish standardized testing do you
even know what I said she stands for ass
test scholastic aptitude tests the
hardest tests are the ones where you
don’t know what’s coming that’s why
standardized testing isn’t an accurate
representation of a student’s academic
work what are you people
andö federal and state testing lumps
everyone into a single category when in
reality different people learn at
different rates it’s a test Sammy will
test this you can quack teachers should
be the ones who ultimately decide what’s
on a test because they’re the ones
disseminating knowledge to their
students on a daily basis moving away
from standardized testing and putting
the tasks in the hands of teachers what
benefits students greatly allowing them
to test their knowledge of a particular
subject in a way they’re familiar with
Plus nobody likes filling in all those
tiny
circles a lot of people think these
questions are difficult are not me no no
these questions I’ll have answered
before we unveil our number one pick
here are some honorable mentions mr.
Spicoli has been kind enough to bring us
a stack but be my guest
help yourselves did you study this test
yeah why then not such a miracle really
Luke can you go to the bathroom no you
went 20 minutes ago I have a bladder
infection appalled impact all right
number one no more homework if you can
just turn to page 47 of land of truth
and liberty oh I left that book in my
locker mr. Ayad in that case I’m glad I
remember to bring an extra copy and just
for you the last thing any kid wants to
do when they get home from school is
homework a Stanford University study
found that in countries like Japan and
Denmark less homework was assigned and
students ended up performing better than
students in other countries where more
homework is given after school time
should be devoted to relaxing with
friends and family not burning the
midnight oil trying to complete an
assignment teachers should suggest
interesting museums to visit or good
books to read encouraging students to
learn in a more hands-on manner
schools should strive to ensure that all
subjects require an equal amount of
homework because nighttime and weekends
are for having fun not cramming oh so
much homework childhood slipping away
Bart put down those books and go play
this instant if you say so
do you agree with our list you are a
bitch why cuz I’m telling the truth that
makes me a bitch what are your ideas for
making school better who loves and each
me for true sexual oral smoke pong ball
for more entertaining top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
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