good morning I’m Roger Grimsby today the
entire eastern seaboard is alive with
talk of incidents of paranormal activity
friend or foe these unwanted beings have
to go
not that we’re afraid of no ghosts or
anything welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’re counting down our picks for
the top 10 ways to exorcise a demon or
ghost
for this list we’re looking at the most
well-known ways to get rid of
supernatural spirits if you believe in
that sort of thing
whether it’s your classic ghost in the
basement or a fiery demon from Hell
number 10
overcome the fear ghosts Oh first of all
there’s nothing more appetizing to
demons and ghosts than human fear or
even your little puppies odd behavior
for that matter they can’t get enough of
it so don’t feed the beast just
recognize that they do exist you might
even want to calmly announce your
presence
zoinks it’s that Ghost again after all
the spirit might just be a lost soul
looking for a little help it’s probably
not but it won’t do you any good to just
mope around and hope that it decides to
leave of its own volition
because well it won’t it’s just standing
there staring at me it’s moving number 9
where loads of jewelry oh is this it’s
cliche and not exactly scientifically
proven with you know science but you
really can’t go wrong with some
spiritual bling what’s your rush
whenever you feel afraid I want you to
squeeze it thought your mind didn’t say
and our Father and then your fear go
away sure you might peeve a ghost or two
by the sight of your diamond-encrusted
crossed but this is your house dammit
and don’t just put on a single necklace
and call it a day either my one good
piece of jewelry
load up on every bit of jewelry you can
find but just remember to take it off
before you leave the house there’s no
reason to go bragging to the world about
your ghost infestation so how much at
3,800 for everything including my
jewelry number 8 hire paranormal
investigators or hunters if a little
chitchat or gold chains fail then you
better Google your local paranormal
investigator to provide some help and
you’re gonna want to find the best ghost
hunters you can this is no job for the
avid hobbyist I might need some time
alone to concentrate keep in mind that
it’s okay to ask for help when a demon
or ghost has entered your subconscious
or even your bed so I have you tracked
you down we’re glad you found us let’s
get started in today’s day and age we
fight back against the bed demons
basement demons and although scheming
ghosts that have absolutely no
self-awareness whatsoever
go number seven offer a ritual sacrifice
oh my god I just walked in the room it’s
right there it’s here right there
our attorneys inform us that we’ve got a
state for the record that WatchMojo does
not condone ritual sacrifice a ritual
sacrifice great.you ties someone to a
stone get a fancy dagger and a bunch of
rose it’s not that complicated
that said offering up some type of gift
might just get you out of the woods on
this one please note the demons most
definitely do not appreciate animal
sacrifices but if you’ve already called
a ghost hunter and openly engaged with a
demon maybe you’re okay with kindly
offering your little chihuahua to keep
the peace you don’t scare me anymore
then again maybe your rat or a box of
fish sticks will do the trick but what’s
important is conveying the idea that
you’re serious not mines on top of a
pyramid serious but open to discussions
so to speak number six Devil’s trap
we’ve drawn on my car it’s called a
devil’s trap demons can’t get through it
or inside it so at some point it only
makes sense to flip the script on this
ghost and for that nothing’s better than
the devil’s trap also known as those
multiple pointed stars known as a hepta
Graham or a pentagram this isn’t right
it’s too late for that
Seth we need all five all the pentagram
will be broken won’t be safe you can
find these at your local metaphysical
shop but you’ll need to take a look at
the instructions of course read the fine
print and take the logical steps to
ensure that said demon or ghost will be
trapped inside that outer circle is it
easy no it’s not easy to trap a ghost or
demon so don’t go in unprepared such a
gentleman
a devil’s trap you’ve got to be kidding
also a little sea salt will be necessary
in order to neutralize the more nasty
spirits number 5 finish their unfinished
business I think that sometimes the
world of the Dead gets mixed up with the
world of the living spirits often get a
bad rap what with all the negative
depictions of them in movies and whatnot
but some of these poor things just want
to seal the deal on their earthly
existence just help that’s right that’s
what I think too
they just want help even the scary ones
perhaps they forgot to say I love you to
someone special or maybe they want
justice for their demise but at the end
of the day you could be the real demon
if you think they’re just out to cause
harm you did any you did
save me okay so they probably are for
the most part but not all of them
discover what’s troubling them beyond
the obvious you want to help us yeah can
you fix the elevator the elevator we
have to get to the party maybe your
demon just misplaced his or her key to
hell you just never know what they don’t
want help
where’s they’re just saying rain they
just want to hurt somebody number four
try to pass it or them on to someone
else just pass it along if it kills you
it’ll come after me to understand
unfortunately for spirits not all of us
are willing to endure a prolonged demon
or ghost Fiasco a curse it object what
object something taken from the victim
cursed and given back you talk and they
don’t answer they throw your stuff
around they slap around the bird’s cage
that’s when it’s time to pass this
nonsense on to someone else when my host
dies and I move his spirit no man can
resist me there is no easy way of doing
this obviously unless you can hand over
a cursed object and perhaps make your
target say some magic words ultimately
this means you’ll dent up a friendship
but he or she will surely understand
eventually you’ve cursed me no this is
not a cause it’s a gift it’s just a
matter of how you handle it you’ll never
be considered courageous but you will be
alive and ghost free and that’s pretty
good right
number three pray to your higher power
of choice ear eight pound six ounce
newborn infant Jesus so your plan to
pawn off a demon or ghost didn’t go so
well and now you’re the unpopular kid at
school or in the office at this point
you’ll want to find a higher power for
assistance because let’s face it you’ll
be mostly screwed that is prayer
nobody will understand you’re rambling
and renewed spirituality but if you do
manage to connect with some type of
positive energy or holy deity then
you’ll definitely be on the right path a
constant Gundam and Lagoon DeMaio’s para
ter Etzel vendôme as God or a God just
may work better than sea salt and
pentagrams probably holy Lord Almighty
father everlasting God father of our
Jesus Christ
number two perform a serious banishing
ritual also known as a say us I don’t
even think I believe in these things but
I still don’t want to touch it
if you feel obliged to skip our last
entry then you may decide to make a
conscious decision to go all in with a
thorough banishing do you accept Jesus
Christ as your Lord and Savior yes I do
get out don’t be a devil Wow identify
your goals and gather the appropriate
team for a serious effort to end the
madness once and for all this is a
seance a seance young men you are in a
house of God it’s based on early
Christian rides if that helps any there
needs to be a sense of cohesiveness and
you’ll need a team that’s equally as
crazy as you and we mean that in the
best possible way don’t get lippy with
us spirits set the date enlist a medium
get er done as they say and show the
spirits who’s boss remember
confidence is everyone ready to call the
spirit
Oh
apparently the spirit is calling us
before we unveil our number one pick
here are some honorable mentions I’m
sorry I wasn’t here we’re selling this
house I know what you’ve been going
through hasn’t been easy but guess what
it hasn’t been easy for us either them
to die hands I commend my smoked
and I gently move it around my body over
my head all the way around and visualize
any negative energy that’s accumulated
on my body moving out and being replaced
by a positive energy
number one perform an exorcism it may
not be your first choice but it’s the
ideal way to confront demons or ghosts
by the judges of living of the dead to
depart from the servant of God
the preparation of a proper exorcism
makes a strong statement to the spirit
as it will know that things are about to
go down in a big way the power of Christ
compels you
does it Jay the power of Christ compels
you
Oh press the belly reads Ethel’s ad the
power of Christ compels you what’s
happening is you’re announcing your
intentions to send it straight to hell
and it will not be too thrilled in the
beginning what’s the word that’s the
Word was with God would will work what I
started was there will be blood in all
likelihood and someone might even get
flung into the bedroom wall but with a
little holy water and perhaps even a
full house exorcism all techniques
combined should do the trick key word
should
do you agree with our list does it
matter to you at all what do you think
is the most logical way to exorcise a
demon or ghost what worked for you get
away from me you’re a devil no no I’m
here to help you
for more mind-blowing top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
entire eastern seaboard is alive with
talk of incidents of paranormal activity
friend or foe these unwanted beings have
to go
not that we’re afraid of no ghosts or
anything welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’re counting down our picks for
the top 10 ways to exorcise a demon or
ghost
for this list we’re looking at the most
well-known ways to get rid of
supernatural spirits if you believe in
that sort of thing
whether it’s your classic ghost in the
basement or a fiery demon from Hell
number 10
overcome the fear ghosts Oh first of all
there’s nothing more appetizing to
demons and ghosts than human fear or
even your little puppies odd behavior
for that matter they can’t get enough of
it so don’t feed the beast just
recognize that they do exist you might
even want to calmly announce your
presence
zoinks it’s that Ghost again after all
the spirit might just be a lost soul
looking for a little help it’s probably
not but it won’t do you any good to just
mope around and hope that it decides to
leave of its own volition
because well it won’t it’s just standing
there staring at me it’s moving number 9
where loads of jewelry oh is this it’s
cliche and not exactly scientifically
proven with you know science but you
really can’t go wrong with some
spiritual bling what’s your rush
whenever you feel afraid I want you to
squeeze it thought your mind didn’t say
and our Father and then your fear go
away sure you might peeve a ghost or two
by the sight of your diamond-encrusted
crossed but this is your house dammit
and don’t just put on a single necklace
and call it a day either my one good
piece of jewelry
load up on every bit of jewelry you can
find but just remember to take it off
before you leave the house there’s no
reason to go bragging to the world about
your ghost infestation so how much at
3,800 for everything including my
jewelry number 8 hire paranormal
investigators or hunters if a little
chitchat or gold chains fail then you
better Google your local paranormal
investigator to provide some help and
you’re gonna want to find the best ghost
hunters you can this is no job for the
avid hobbyist I might need some time
alone to concentrate keep in mind that
it’s okay to ask for help when a demon
or ghost has entered your subconscious
or even your bed so I have you tracked
you down we’re glad you found us let’s
get started in today’s day and age we
fight back against the bed demons
basement demons and although scheming
ghosts that have absolutely no
self-awareness whatsoever
go number seven offer a ritual sacrifice
oh my god I just walked in the room it’s
right there it’s here right there
our attorneys inform us that we’ve got a
state for the record that WatchMojo does
not condone ritual sacrifice a ritual
sacrifice great.you ties someone to a
stone get a fancy dagger and a bunch of
rose it’s not that complicated
that said offering up some type of gift
might just get you out of the woods on
this one please note the demons most
definitely do not appreciate animal
sacrifices but if you’ve already called
a ghost hunter and openly engaged with a
demon maybe you’re okay with kindly
offering your little chihuahua to keep
the peace you don’t scare me anymore
then again maybe your rat or a box of
fish sticks will do the trick but what’s
important is conveying the idea that
you’re serious not mines on top of a
pyramid serious but open to discussions
so to speak number six Devil’s trap
we’ve drawn on my car it’s called a
devil’s trap demons can’t get through it
or inside it so at some point it only
makes sense to flip the script on this
ghost and for that nothing’s better than
the devil’s trap also known as those
multiple pointed stars known as a hepta
Graham or a pentagram this isn’t right
it’s too late for that
Seth we need all five all the pentagram
will be broken won’t be safe you can
find these at your local metaphysical
shop but you’ll need to take a look at
the instructions of course read the fine
print and take the logical steps to
ensure that said demon or ghost will be
trapped inside that outer circle is it
easy no it’s not easy to trap a ghost or
demon so don’t go in unprepared such a
gentleman
a devil’s trap you’ve got to be kidding
also a little sea salt will be necessary
in order to neutralize the more nasty
spirits number 5 finish their unfinished
business I think that sometimes the
world of the Dead gets mixed up with the
world of the living spirits often get a
bad rap what with all the negative
depictions of them in movies and whatnot
but some of these poor things just want
to seal the deal on their earthly
existence just help that’s right that’s
what I think too
they just want help even the scary ones
perhaps they forgot to say I love you to
someone special or maybe they want
justice for their demise but at the end
of the day you could be the real demon
if you think they’re just out to cause
harm you did any you did
save me okay so they probably are for
the most part but not all of them
discover what’s troubling them beyond
the obvious you want to help us yeah can
you fix the elevator the elevator we
have to get to the party maybe your
demon just misplaced his or her key to
hell you just never know what they don’t
want help
where’s they’re just saying rain they
just want to hurt somebody number four
try to pass it or them on to someone
else just pass it along if it kills you
it’ll come after me to understand
unfortunately for spirits not all of us
are willing to endure a prolonged demon
or ghost Fiasco a curse it object what
object something taken from the victim
cursed and given back you talk and they
don’t answer they throw your stuff
around they slap around the bird’s cage
that’s when it’s time to pass this
nonsense on to someone else when my host
dies and I move his spirit no man can
resist me there is no easy way of doing
this obviously unless you can hand over
a cursed object and perhaps make your
target say some magic words ultimately
this means you’ll dent up a friendship
but he or she will surely understand
eventually you’ve cursed me no this is
not a cause it’s a gift it’s just a
matter of how you handle it you’ll never
be considered courageous but you will be
alive and ghost free and that’s pretty
good right
number three pray to your higher power
of choice ear eight pound six ounce
newborn infant Jesus so your plan to
pawn off a demon or ghost didn’t go so
well and now you’re the unpopular kid at
school or in the office at this point
you’ll want to find a higher power for
assistance because let’s face it you’ll
be mostly screwed that is prayer
nobody will understand you’re rambling
and renewed spirituality but if you do
manage to connect with some type of
positive energy or holy deity then
you’ll definitely be on the right path a
constant Gundam and Lagoon DeMaio’s para
ter Etzel vendôme as God or a God just
may work better than sea salt and
pentagrams probably holy Lord Almighty
father everlasting God father of our
Jesus Christ
number two perform a serious banishing
ritual also known as a say us I don’t
even think I believe in these things but
I still don’t want to touch it
if you feel obliged to skip our last
entry then you may decide to make a
conscious decision to go all in with a
thorough banishing do you accept Jesus
Christ as your Lord and Savior yes I do
get out don’t be a devil Wow identify
your goals and gather the appropriate
team for a serious effort to end the
madness once and for all this is a
seance a seance young men you are in a
house of God it’s based on early
Christian rides if that helps any there
needs to be a sense of cohesiveness and
you’ll need a team that’s equally as
crazy as you and we mean that in the
best possible way don’t get lippy with
us spirits set the date enlist a medium
get er done as they say and show the
spirits who’s boss remember
confidence is everyone ready to call the
spirit
Oh
apparently the spirit is calling us
before we unveil our number one pick
here are some honorable mentions I’m
sorry I wasn’t here we’re selling this
house I know what you’ve been going
through hasn’t been easy but guess what
it hasn’t been easy for us either them
to die hands I commend my smoked
and I gently move it around my body over
my head all the way around and visualize
any negative energy that’s accumulated
on my body moving out and being replaced
by a positive energy
number one perform an exorcism it may
not be your first choice but it’s the
ideal way to confront demons or ghosts
by the judges of living of the dead to
depart from the servant of God
the preparation of a proper exorcism
makes a strong statement to the spirit
as it will know that things are about to
go down in a big way the power of Christ
compels you
does it Jay the power of Christ compels
you
Oh press the belly reads Ethel’s ad the
power of Christ compels you what’s
happening is you’re announcing your
intentions to send it straight to hell
and it will not be too thrilled in the
beginning what’s the word that’s the
Word was with God would will work what I
started was there will be blood in all
likelihood and someone might even get
flung into the bedroom wall but with a
little holy water and perhaps even a
full house exorcism all techniques
combined should do the trick key word
should
do you agree with our list does it
matter to you at all what do you think
is the most logical way to exorcise a
demon or ghost what worked for you get
away from me you’re a devil no no I’m
here to help you
for more mind-blowing top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
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