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you became good with so many on-screen
kills you’re never safe when this action
movie veteran is around welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’ll be
counting down our picks for the top 10
ways Bruce Willis can kill you but this
list we’re taking a look at the most
elaborate brutal and memorable ways
Bruce Willis can take you down since
will naturally be giving away some major
deaths here a spoiler alert is
definitely in order number 10 fifty
thousand bolts for dinner striking
distance well this is always a good
choice if you need someone to play a
grizzled aging cop so chances are high
he will be carrying a Taser somewhere on
it taking an electrocution anywhere on
the body isn’t going to do you any good
but eating up a concentrated jolt of
power will definitely frazzle your gray
matter and leave you beyond tongue-tied
so keep your mouth closed otherwise
Bruce Willis will not hesitate to fill
it up for you
who’s the best cop number nine blindly
shooting you from below die hard
boy aah Willis is such an efficient
killing machine that he doesn’t even
need to see his target when he has a gun
in his hand next time you have a chance
to kill someone
dog hesitate you might think you have
him trapped but never assume you’re safe
buddy being on his back and having a
table blocking his intended victim are
no options for Willis who will happily
empty his weapon without seeing what
he’s shooting at this one is more about
luck than precision but it still has the
same lethal end result thanks for the
advice number 8 strangulation
retaliation unbreakable a good rule to
follow when you’re trying to kill Bruce
Willis is to check that he’s definitely
dead then check at least two more times
before getting on with your nefarious
business that’s because you can be sure
that he’ll come after you and get
revenge in a very personal manner and
you’ll be sorely ruing your decision to
not have finished him off as he slowly
cuts off your Airways and you inevitably
ex-fix e8
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number seven flying car takedown live
free or die hard hard good Anthea okay
always one for improvisation and drama
well this is a master of using what’s
available to him to sort out his enemies
thing like a traffic jam throwing a car
at me go stop me man we have no idea how
he came up with the idea of using a cop
car to destroy a helicopter but it sure
is effective whether or not this one
actually be possible is no matter for
Bruce if it looks incredible on camera
you’ll make it happen with explosive
results literally running out of bullets
certainly doesn’t faze him she’s killed
a helicopter with a car
how’s that bullet number six during an
NFL match the last boy scout sometimes
Willis won’t even kill you directly
occasionally he’ll let dozens of police
bullets and the blades of a helicopter
do the work even then he may celebrate
that death with a little jig that gets
broadcast over a Jumbotron for thousands
of American football fans to enjoy
he may not be a good dancer but Willis
will always find an imaginative way of
killing you regardless of his location
we’d love to see him appear in a
Superbowl halftime show it’d be better
than Coldplay am i right number five
beware of overhead powerlines die hard
with a vengeance we’re thinking that
Willis might have some sort of
deep-rooted dislike for helicopters as
he can easily take down your aircraft
with just two rounds remaining in his
handgun you got a gun on board what is
it even without a precise weapon he can
effortlessly hit a target as small as
the cables of a power line that of
course will not go too well with the
blades of your chopper
predictably you will also not pass up
the chance to send you off with a
cutting one-liner say hello to your
brother
number four slicing with a samurai sword
Pulp Fiction want that gun that is it if
you keep the bald action hero gagged up
and locked in your private sex dungeon
don’t be surprised when he sticks you
with the pointy end of a blade that’s
usually reserved for great warriors it’s
impossible to say whether Willis would
have been a skilled samurai in another
life but he wields this weapon
confidently with just one slice he’ll
put an end to your nasty rape scene
imagine how gruesome things would have
gotten if he chose in that chainsaw tho
go ahead and pick it up number three a
send-off from 35 floors up die hard what
was it you said to me before
yippee-ki-yay motherfucker if a sharp
shot to the chest isn’t enough then a
492 footfall will certainly get the job
done
Bruce will also try to fool you into
believing he’s unarmed by distracting
you with hysterical or fanatical
laughter keep your eye on him though
because in almost every situation he
will have some sort of weapon that will
quickly be used to send you plunging to
your doom
and don’t forget to try to listen to him
on your way down because he will send
you off with another witty remark Happy
Trails earns number two making sure you
miss your flight
die hard too I gotta let you as we’ve
already learned
Bruce has just no respect for aviation
the use of propellers may well be his
favorite method of disposing of his
enemies and the high-powered turbines of
a commercial airline will not leave much
left of you for forensics I got enough
friends a fistfight on the wing of a 747
will never end well and will is a strong
left hook and powerful kick will make
sure that you have a head first meeting
with the engine of the craft okay
before we reveal our top pick here a few
honorable mentions elbow you because
guess maybe you’ll have to kill me it’ll
hurt if I do Kansas a chef they look
right and you
number one ripping off your junk and
beating you to death Sin City voice the
most brutal kill on this list is also
the most hands-on it’s gonna hurt
prior to pummeling your face into a fine
pulp Bruce will tear off your
gentleman’s bits for the ultimate
humiliation and take away his weapon
both of them that’s one way to take a
man’s weapons away he won’t go as far as
shoving your balls back down your throat
but that will be of no consequence the
complete and utter destruction of your
cranium will remove any concern you have
left for your genitals after a while all
I’m doing is pounding wet chump bone
into the floorboards so I stop do you
agree with our list whoo what’s your
favorite Bruce Willis kill four more
deadly top 10s published every day be
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
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you became good with so many on-screen
kills you’re never safe when this action
movie veteran is around welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’ll be
counting down our picks for the top 10
ways Bruce Willis can kill you but this
list we’re taking a look at the most
elaborate brutal and memorable ways
Bruce Willis can take you down since
will naturally be giving away some major
deaths here a spoiler alert is
definitely in order number 10 fifty
thousand bolts for dinner striking
distance well this is always a good
choice if you need someone to play a
grizzled aging cop so chances are high
he will be carrying a Taser somewhere on
it taking an electrocution anywhere on
the body isn’t going to do you any good
but eating up a concentrated jolt of
power will definitely frazzle your gray
matter and leave you beyond tongue-tied
so keep your mouth closed otherwise
Bruce Willis will not hesitate to fill
it up for you
who’s the best cop number nine blindly
shooting you from below die hard
boy aah Willis is such an efficient
killing machine that he doesn’t even
need to see his target when he has a gun
in his hand next time you have a chance
to kill someone
dog hesitate you might think you have
him trapped but never assume you’re safe
buddy being on his back and having a
table blocking his intended victim are
no options for Willis who will happily
empty his weapon without seeing what
he’s shooting at this one is more about
luck than precision but it still has the
same lethal end result thanks for the
advice number 8 strangulation
retaliation unbreakable a good rule to
follow when you’re trying to kill Bruce
Willis is to check that he’s definitely
dead then check at least two more times
before getting on with your nefarious
business that’s because you can be sure
that he’ll come after you and get
revenge in a very personal manner and
you’ll be sorely ruing your decision to
not have finished him off as he slowly
cuts off your Airways and you inevitably
ex-fix e8
[Music]
number seven flying car takedown live
free or die hard hard good Anthea okay
always one for improvisation and drama
well this is a master of using what’s
available to him to sort out his enemies
thing like a traffic jam throwing a car
at me go stop me man we have no idea how
he came up with the idea of using a cop
car to destroy a helicopter but it sure
is effective whether or not this one
actually be possible is no matter for
Bruce if it looks incredible on camera
you’ll make it happen with explosive
results literally running out of bullets
certainly doesn’t faze him she’s killed
a helicopter with a car
how’s that bullet number six during an
NFL match the last boy scout sometimes
Willis won’t even kill you directly
occasionally he’ll let dozens of police
bullets and the blades of a helicopter
do the work even then he may celebrate
that death with a little jig that gets
broadcast over a Jumbotron for thousands
of American football fans to enjoy
he may not be a good dancer but Willis
will always find an imaginative way of
killing you regardless of his location
we’d love to see him appear in a
Superbowl halftime show it’d be better
than Coldplay am i right number five
beware of overhead powerlines die hard
with a vengeance we’re thinking that
Willis might have some sort of
deep-rooted dislike for helicopters as
he can easily take down your aircraft
with just two rounds remaining in his
handgun you got a gun on board what is
it even without a precise weapon he can
effortlessly hit a target as small as
the cables of a power line that of
course will not go too well with the
blades of your chopper
predictably you will also not pass up
the chance to send you off with a
cutting one-liner say hello to your
brother
number four slicing with a samurai sword
Pulp Fiction want that gun that is it if
you keep the bald action hero gagged up
and locked in your private sex dungeon
don’t be surprised when he sticks you
with the pointy end of a blade that’s
usually reserved for great warriors it’s
impossible to say whether Willis would
have been a skilled samurai in another
life but he wields this weapon
confidently with just one slice he’ll
put an end to your nasty rape scene
imagine how gruesome things would have
gotten if he chose in that chainsaw tho
go ahead and pick it up number three a
send-off from 35 floors up die hard what
was it you said to me before
yippee-ki-yay motherfucker if a sharp
shot to the chest isn’t enough then a
492 footfall will certainly get the job
done
Bruce will also try to fool you into
believing he’s unarmed by distracting
you with hysterical or fanatical
laughter keep your eye on him though
because in almost every situation he
will have some sort of weapon that will
quickly be used to send you plunging to
your doom
and don’t forget to try to listen to him
on your way down because he will send
you off with another witty remark Happy
Trails earns number two making sure you
miss your flight
die hard too I gotta let you as we’ve
already learned
Bruce has just no respect for aviation
the use of propellers may well be his
favorite method of disposing of his
enemies and the high-powered turbines of
a commercial airline will not leave much
left of you for forensics I got enough
friends a fistfight on the wing of a 747
will never end well and will is a strong
left hook and powerful kick will make
sure that you have a head first meeting
with the engine of the craft okay
before we reveal our top pick here a few
honorable mentions elbow you because
guess maybe you’ll have to kill me it’ll
hurt if I do Kansas a chef they look
right and you
number one ripping off your junk and
beating you to death Sin City voice the
most brutal kill on this list is also
the most hands-on it’s gonna hurt
prior to pummeling your face into a fine
pulp Bruce will tear off your
gentleman’s bits for the ultimate
humiliation and take away his weapon
both of them that’s one way to take a
man’s weapons away he won’t go as far as
shoving your balls back down your throat
but that will be of no consequence the
complete and utter destruction of your
cranium will remove any concern you have
left for your genitals after a while all
I’m doing is pounding wet chump bone
into the floorboards so I stop do you
agree with our list whoo what’s your
favorite Bruce Willis kill four more
deadly top 10s published every day be
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
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