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Top 10 Ways Arnold Schwarzenegger Can Kill You


he is built to destroy on screen that is
welcome to watchmojo.com son-of-a-bitch
and today we’re counting down our picks
for the top 10 ways arnold
schwarzenegger can kill you for this
list we’ve gathered the best ways Arnie
is slain mauled decapitated and just
downright destroyed people throughout
his film career
we will be talking about pivotal deaths
in the films in question so this is your
toiler alert Odin what is best in life
to crush your enemies see them driven
before you and they had a lamentation of
the women number 10 he can finalize a
divorce I love you right that’s why I
tried to kill me how would a guy like
Schwarzenegger react if his wife told
him that their relationship was nothing
but a false memory and planted in his
mind well he’d probably let her live for
a while but if she attempted to pull her
gun on him he definitely beat her to the
punch and send a bullet straight into
her skull sweetheart
be reasonable all’s fair in love and war
we’re married with deadly accuracy and a
trademark one-liner Arnie would let his
lethal side shine through is it that a
divorce getting lawyers involved would
be way messier than this what a bitch
number nine he can decapitate you this
flame would burn away the darkness burn
you the way to paradise mess with his
family pay the ultimate price that’s a
lesson we’ll learn more than once on
this list you have come to me my son who
now is your father it is not me here’s a
question what do you think this Hulk of
a man would do if his parents were
massacred that’s right he tracked the
man responsible and exact his revenge
what you will be without me a guy like
Arnie could never be persuaded by a
simple hypnotic voice although his
victim does attempt to sweet-talk him
nope instead he takes sword in hand and
slices the baddies neck until his head
and body are no longer connected
Schwarzenegger would then hold his
enemy’s head aloft fully enjoying the
retribution he sought for so long number
eight he can turn a chainsaw on you
let’s say Arne gets himself into a
sticky situation where he’s a prisoner
stuck in a game of life or death we
would never bet against this strongman
you could place him in an arena where
warriors with unique weaponry are
unleashed to kill him allowing him to
fend for himself and he’d probably do
pretty well a guy like Schwarzenegger
would use his surroundings as weapons
dispatching guys with things like barbed
wire or flares how other life
but the best would be if he could turn
about his own weapon on him especially
if it’s a chainsaw
that’s alright and for a little extra
flair may as well shove it where the Sun
don’t shine
on an unrelated note who knew a guy so
big could hit a note so high
number seven he can melt you
Arnold always gets his man woman or in
this case terminator composed of mimetic
polyalloy but even he can have a close
call every now and then think of a
scenario where Schwarzenegger is
fighting against a cybernetic organism
yes and has basically been bested in
every way
what would Arnie do
he’d probably bide his time and fire an
explosive round directly into his more
advanced counterparts core if he’s
really lucky the resulting explosion
would turn his rival into a grotesque
shadow of his former self with the added
bonus of sending the Machine tumbling
into a container full of molten steel is
it dead
terminated number six he can get you
good and steamed kidnapping the daughter
of a guy as tough as mr. Schwarzenegger
is probably not a good idea as we’ll see
in many cases but it would undoubtedly
be entertaining to watch you might get
to see him effortlessly break someone’s
neck for example or even better you
might see him get into a heated exchange
with a truly formidable foe it may even
seem like Schwarzenegger is in danger
but it should never be in doubt that our
knee will come out on top because the
throw of a pipe and a well-timed quip
would make quick work of any bad guy
little some steam Bennett number five he
can fire you
terrorists are a loathsome group but
don’t worry Arnold would show them no
mercy
yeah here’s a hypothetical his daughter
is kidnapped by terrorists yes again and
those terrorists threatened to blow up
let’s say downtown Miami Schwarzenegger
is just the kind of guy who’d rise to
the occasion and save the day how well
he might fly a jet into the heart of the
city we predict the bad guy would
somehow get himself onto that plane but
that’s fine cuz Arnie would cause him to
lose his balance and snag his gear on a
missile
with the push of a button and a sweet
one-liner you’re fired
Arnie would send the projectile flying
killing his adversary and a helicopter
full of bad guys in the process number
four he can come back I’ll be back even
good guys go bad sometimes
picture this arnold schwarzenegger
decides that instead of the suit-and-tie
of a politician
he’d rather wear the leather and shades
of a badass and mosey around california
killing innocents he might shoot a gun
store clerk at point-blank range for
pretty much no reason you can’t do that
or he could gun down some poor woman
just because of her name
he might even turn into a one-man
killing machine tracking and stalking
victims within an inch of their lives in
this scenario what do you think he’d do
if his intended target sought refuge at
a police station well we’ll put it to
you this way don’t let him anywhere near
a car
number three he can hold you tight and
never let go
haha you think this is the real quake it
is will say this about mr.
Schwarzenegger he handles his kills with
flare in the event that he finds himself
with a relentless bad guy on his case
we suspect our knee which showed just
how creative he can be especially if
their encounter culminated in we don’t
know a precarious elevator fight where
they must take care not to fall off the
open sides you just know our knee would
ultimately gain the upper hand and toss
his enemy off the edge but let’s say the
villain hangs on yeah you’re coming with
me we figure mr. Schwarzenegger would do
some quick math and realize they’re too
high up for either to survive the fall
in that case Arnold could simply let him
hold on allowing the ceiling to do the
dirty work for him see at the party
reached uh number two he can punch you
in the guts
literally hey my turn this Austrian is
one killer actor and we mean that in
more ways than one
nice night for a walk eh sometimes a guy
finds himself roaming around the streets
of LA naked hey it happens so when
Schwarzenegger comes across a group of
street punks he doesn’t need to end
their lives
he just needs something to wear your
clothes give them to me now but when
they understandably refuse his request
one of their fates is sealed
even nude Arnie has the advantage as he
literally rams his fist into the man’s
chest and rips out his heart before his
friends are even able to offer up their
duds nice night for a walk before we
reveal our number one pick here are some
honorable mentions no sequel for you
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yeah stick around
number one he can lie to you remember
Sally when I promised to kill you last
we imagine mr. Schwarzenegger would not
take too kindly to being placed between
a rock and a hard place especially if it
involved something like him being forced
to carry out a political assassination
or see his daughter killed I have to
remind you Sully this is my weak uh-huh
chili matrix you need me to find your
daughter only an idiot would taunt a
professional bodybuilder but if someone
did we could see Arnie playing the long
game responding at first with a simple
statement instead of brute force your
funny guy Sully I like you that’s what
I’m going to kill you last however like
we said Arnie always gets his man so
would it be even more satisfying for him
when he ultimately reminds his enemy of
his previous promise and promptly tears
away his last modicum of hope by sending
him to his doom I lied see that lying
ability must be why the governador made
such a successful politician hasta luego
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what’s your favorite Arnold
Schwarzenegger kill
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