it can be either annoying or adorable
but every one of them is thick as a
brick welcome to watchmojo.com and today
we’re counting down our picks for the
top 10 video game dumbasses for this
list we’re looking at the characters
that are known across the gaming
community as morons regardless of their
moral compass do you understand what I’m
saying I told what does any of this make
any sense just tell me just say yes
we’re focusing on characters that were
intentionally designed to be stupid as
opposed to those that were poorly
written or just hated by the internet as
a whole but positive for red echidna and
echidna irrelevant number 10
touhou caca blaze blue series she may
not be the smartest getting in the
litter but by gun is she cute as part of
the Kaka clan this half count warrior
has only one mission to seek out the
infamous criminal known as Ragna the
blood edge and collect his astronomical
bounty to find a better home for her
people the only problem is she doesn’t
even recognize him despite the fact that
she often travels with him long time no
see she’s a lethal fighter and the
cutest thing to ever wear a hood with
kid ears but definitely not the
brightest bulb are you looking at food
number 9 big the cat Sonic the Hedgehog
series oh no whoa nobody gonna do one of
the new characters introduced in Sonic’s
first big 3d outing big the count was
designed to be this big lovable oaf or
something problem is he’s not lovable
really icky
when his best friend froggy runs off
obviously bigs first instinct is to
impale his friends with a hook and fish
froggy out of wherever he’s swimming and
minding his own damn business to be fair
though big probably wouldn’t have
garnered so much hate if it weren’t for
the fact that his fishing game caused a
lot of frustration amongst gamers
especially with incredible freak outs
like this it’s gone are you being
serious dude oh just say hit Wow
number 8 Dan Hibiki Street Fighter
series yeah they didn’t let me in the
last one we got a big star like me to
get everyone pumped up I bet the crowd
was bored out of their minds Oh Dan you
are so pathetically entertaining it’s a
marvel to watch we’re gonna show the
world just how awesome the succulence
truly a parody of the series is iconic
characters Dan Hibiki believes himself
to be the best fighter in the world and
he really really isn’t arrogant and
overconfident with a whole bunch of
cowardice thrown in you would think
after getting his ass kicked so many
times he would kind of know when to quit
but his stupidity persists to the point
where he even tried to open his own
martial arts school no surprise that it
failed
much like Dan himself hey you two
careful even with my awesome power we
may not be able to stand up to the next
wave let’s get out of here quick number
seven Conrad Verner mass effect series
Commander Shepard hey if you know this
idiot can you rein him in before I slap
his ass with a singularity fanboys can
range from humble to extreme and guess
which category Conrad fits in hey can I
get your picture I don’t have a problem
with it but why commander Shepards
biggest fan who has a romanticized view
of what a Spectre can be he asks Shepard
to give him a helping hand if the player
is courteous to him he’ll continue to
show up in future games even going so
far as to impersonate a Spectre to an
increasingly uncomfortable and annoying
level and then you’ve da
the galaxy needed someone like you
shipment we all did contrariwise the
player can be dismissive of him by
shooting him in the foot but if you are
patient with Conrad and continue your
interactions with him until the end of
the trilogy he may just surprise you
okay but I might be able to help you
with whatever you’re doing now that
isn’t Cerberus number six dick gumshoe
Ace Attorney series while we would have
been relieved to see Dan Hibiki retire
we can’t help but cheer for this
goofball every time we see is happy mug
and we hope he never quits a detective
and Ally a Phoenix right while dick may
be lacking in greediness restraint and
is ruled by his huge heart rather than
logic
he’s an underdog that you can’t help but
side with no matter how badly he messes
up plus it makes the times he saves the
day all the more spectacular hang in
there yeah big dump bag of awesome
number five genpei Yuri Shin Megami
Tensei persona three others have gone
missing dude it’s crazy
Yosuke may have been a contender but our
vote had to go to the loudmouth doofus
who is holding a lot of pain inside it
always bugged me that weakness I knew
was there inside I feel like I can
change prone to blurting out whatever
comes into his head and being a little
sleazy on the side Jon pay keeps his
wisecracking attitude constant as to not
expose both the anger and depression of
having an alcoholic father but now I
wonder if I’m even going to live long
enough to celebrate it
while in time he slowly starts to become
more comfortable in his own skin you can
be sure that when he opens his mouth a
whole string of dumb outbursts are soon
to follow
tough case even for June pay your e ace
detective ace detective more likes to
pay a staff Ekta v’ number four Jonny
Sasaki Metal Gear Solid series in a
future where modern soldiers are more
machine than man you have Johnny
commander part of the team sent to help
snake in his mission to destroy the
Patriots and liquid Ocelot this soldier
is easily startled and prone to an upset
stomach yes that does mean that he craps
himself during the mission what is your
problem while he may have been dumb
enough to not deject himself with nano
machines due to his fear of needles he
actually kind of turns out to be a
badass in disguise anyone who can take
as many bullets as him and then go on to
marry Meryl has got to be given some
props
even if he’s still a Joker and a dumbass
at heart go on do it
uh-oh number 3 wheatly
portal 2 that you might have a very
minor case of serious brain damage
Wheatley story is most certainly a sad
one born to be nothing more than a
robotic tumor so that the tyrannically
twisted GLaDOS could be controlled he
was literally made to be the stupidest
thing in existence she’s anything else
don’t touch anything else don’t even
look anything else just well obviously
got to look at everything else to find a
skateboard he certainly lives up to this
due in part to his excellent dialogue
performed by Stephen Merchant and for
the first half of the game it’s rather
charming and funny two three that’s hot
it’s what it’s too high isn’t it really
that that is of course until GLaDOS is
dethroned and he ends up taking control
of the facility which is when his stupid
becomes pretty damn dangerous
number two brucey kibbutz grand theft
auto 4 it took a while but we finally
reached one of the most famous dumbasses
the fitness obsessed steroid abusing
douche who lives to get late except this
one we sort of just like for how damn
funny he is
you can walk before so you didn’t need a
wheelchair look I was just checking to
make sure you don’t worry gay bro no not
a problem and I gotta go through Niko’s
adventures in Liberty City brucey is
always there to remind us about his abs
his sex life and just how much of a
beast he is of course he owes the ABS to
steroid abuse and we’re pretty sure he’s
dealing with some internal conflict when
it comes to his sexuality but hey don’t
ask you can only argue with yourself for
so long brucey yeah yeah before we
reveal our number one dumb ass here are
a few honorable mentions
moment number one captain Qwark Ratchet
and Clank series thank that galaxy you
found me huh there’s an awful plot being
hatched to destroy our planet he’s
considered the galaxy’s greatest hero
when he’s actually the galaxy’s biggest
idiot
it was mating season how could I have
known she was your sister yeah hey uh
how long have you two been standing
there with an ego that could fill a star
system work will do anything for
publicity and fame and despite his
legendary status and bravado none are
more cowardly than him and I’ll can’t
fix it it’s not broke right out you said
it pal he can be funny in his utter
idiocy but what places him at our number
one slot is how someone can be so stupid
to switch alignments and even faked
their own death without any thought of
the consequence oh you’re talking to me
I’m not in the habit of talking to
myself you buffoon love him for his
buffoonery or hate him for his betrayals
captain Qwark is the dumbass that this
universe deserves oh how about one of
those epic logos that’s that stuff do
you agree with our list who’s your
favorite dumbass in video games I’m
gonna spread sake oh all over the world
with new top 10s published every day be
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
I am genuineness whores in case the end
you
but every one of them is thick as a
brick welcome to watchmojo.com and today
we’re counting down our picks for the
top 10 video game dumbasses for this
list we’re looking at the characters
that are known across the gaming
community as morons regardless of their
moral compass do you understand what I’m
saying I told what does any of this make
any sense just tell me just say yes
we’re focusing on characters that were
intentionally designed to be stupid as
opposed to those that were poorly
written or just hated by the internet as
a whole but positive for red echidna and
echidna irrelevant number 10
touhou caca blaze blue series she may
not be the smartest getting in the
litter but by gun is she cute as part of
the Kaka clan this half count warrior
has only one mission to seek out the
infamous criminal known as Ragna the
blood edge and collect his astronomical
bounty to find a better home for her
people the only problem is she doesn’t
even recognize him despite the fact that
she often travels with him long time no
see she’s a lethal fighter and the
cutest thing to ever wear a hood with
kid ears but definitely not the
brightest bulb are you looking at food
number 9 big the cat Sonic the Hedgehog
series oh no whoa nobody gonna do one of
the new characters introduced in Sonic’s
first big 3d outing big the count was
designed to be this big lovable oaf or
something problem is he’s not lovable
really icky
when his best friend froggy runs off
obviously bigs first instinct is to
impale his friends with a hook and fish
froggy out of wherever he’s swimming and
minding his own damn business to be fair
though big probably wouldn’t have
garnered so much hate if it weren’t for
the fact that his fishing game caused a
lot of frustration amongst gamers
especially with incredible freak outs
like this it’s gone are you being
serious dude oh just say hit Wow
number 8 Dan Hibiki Street Fighter
series yeah they didn’t let me in the
last one we got a big star like me to
get everyone pumped up I bet the crowd
was bored out of their minds Oh Dan you
are so pathetically entertaining it’s a
marvel to watch we’re gonna show the
world just how awesome the succulence
truly a parody of the series is iconic
characters Dan Hibiki believes himself
to be the best fighter in the world and
he really really isn’t arrogant and
overconfident with a whole bunch of
cowardice thrown in you would think
after getting his ass kicked so many
times he would kind of know when to quit
but his stupidity persists to the point
where he even tried to open his own
martial arts school no surprise that it
failed
much like Dan himself hey you two
careful even with my awesome power we
may not be able to stand up to the next
wave let’s get out of here quick number
seven Conrad Verner mass effect series
Commander Shepard hey if you know this
idiot can you rein him in before I slap
his ass with a singularity fanboys can
range from humble to extreme and guess
which category Conrad fits in hey can I
get your picture I don’t have a problem
with it but why commander Shepards
biggest fan who has a romanticized view
of what a Spectre can be he asks Shepard
to give him a helping hand if the player
is courteous to him he’ll continue to
show up in future games even going so
far as to impersonate a Spectre to an
increasingly uncomfortable and annoying
level and then you’ve da
the galaxy needed someone like you
shipment we all did contrariwise the
player can be dismissive of him by
shooting him in the foot but if you are
patient with Conrad and continue your
interactions with him until the end of
the trilogy he may just surprise you
okay but I might be able to help you
with whatever you’re doing now that
isn’t Cerberus number six dick gumshoe
Ace Attorney series while we would have
been relieved to see Dan Hibiki retire
we can’t help but cheer for this
goofball every time we see is happy mug
and we hope he never quits a detective
and Ally a Phoenix right while dick may
be lacking in greediness restraint and
is ruled by his huge heart rather than
logic
he’s an underdog that you can’t help but
side with no matter how badly he messes
up plus it makes the times he saves the
day all the more spectacular hang in
there yeah big dump bag of awesome
number five genpei Yuri Shin Megami
Tensei persona three others have gone
missing dude it’s crazy
Yosuke may have been a contender but our
vote had to go to the loudmouth doofus
who is holding a lot of pain inside it
always bugged me that weakness I knew
was there inside I feel like I can
change prone to blurting out whatever
comes into his head and being a little
sleazy on the side Jon pay keeps his
wisecracking attitude constant as to not
expose both the anger and depression of
having an alcoholic father but now I
wonder if I’m even going to live long
enough to celebrate it
while in time he slowly starts to become
more comfortable in his own skin you can
be sure that when he opens his mouth a
whole string of dumb outbursts are soon
to follow
tough case even for June pay your e ace
detective ace detective more likes to
pay a staff Ekta v’ number four Jonny
Sasaki Metal Gear Solid series in a
future where modern soldiers are more
machine than man you have Johnny
commander part of the team sent to help
snake in his mission to destroy the
Patriots and liquid Ocelot this soldier
is easily startled and prone to an upset
stomach yes that does mean that he craps
himself during the mission what is your
problem while he may have been dumb
enough to not deject himself with nano
machines due to his fear of needles he
actually kind of turns out to be a
badass in disguise anyone who can take
as many bullets as him and then go on to
marry Meryl has got to be given some
props
even if he’s still a Joker and a dumbass
at heart go on do it
uh-oh number 3 wheatly
portal 2 that you might have a very
minor case of serious brain damage
Wheatley story is most certainly a sad
one born to be nothing more than a
robotic tumor so that the tyrannically
twisted GLaDOS could be controlled he
was literally made to be the stupidest
thing in existence she’s anything else
don’t touch anything else don’t even
look anything else just well obviously
got to look at everything else to find a
skateboard he certainly lives up to this
due in part to his excellent dialogue
performed by Stephen Merchant and for
the first half of the game it’s rather
charming and funny two three that’s hot
it’s what it’s too high isn’t it really
that that is of course until GLaDOS is
dethroned and he ends up taking control
of the facility which is when his stupid
becomes pretty damn dangerous
number two brucey kibbutz grand theft
auto 4 it took a while but we finally
reached one of the most famous dumbasses
the fitness obsessed steroid abusing
douche who lives to get late except this
one we sort of just like for how damn
funny he is
you can walk before so you didn’t need a
wheelchair look I was just checking to
make sure you don’t worry gay bro no not
a problem and I gotta go through Niko’s
adventures in Liberty City brucey is
always there to remind us about his abs
his sex life and just how much of a
beast he is of course he owes the ABS to
steroid abuse and we’re pretty sure he’s
dealing with some internal conflict when
it comes to his sexuality but hey don’t
ask you can only argue with yourself for
so long brucey yeah yeah before we
reveal our number one dumb ass here are
a few honorable mentions
moment number one captain Qwark Ratchet
and Clank series thank that galaxy you
found me huh there’s an awful plot being
hatched to destroy our planet he’s
considered the galaxy’s greatest hero
when he’s actually the galaxy’s biggest
idiot
it was mating season how could I have
known she was your sister yeah hey uh
how long have you two been standing
there with an ego that could fill a star
system work will do anything for
publicity and fame and despite his
legendary status and bravado none are
more cowardly than him and I’ll can’t
fix it it’s not broke right out you said
it pal he can be funny in his utter
idiocy but what places him at our number
one slot is how someone can be so stupid
to switch alignments and even faked
their own death without any thought of
the consequence oh you’re talking to me
I’m not in the habit of talking to
myself you buffoon love him for his
buffoonery or hate him for his betrayals
captain Qwark is the dumbass that this
universe deserves oh how about one of
those epic logos that’s that stuff do
you agree with our list who’s your
favorite dumbass in video games I’m
gonna spread sake oh all over the world
with new top 10s published every day be
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
I am genuineness whores in case the end
you
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