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these characters probably looked good on
paper but in practice they’re just
terrible hmm don’t be so grouchy welcome
to watchmojo.com flip back and today
we’ll be counting down the top 10
unintentionally annoying movie
characters just so there’s no confusion
we’re not listing characters that were
designed to be hated but those were
meant to entertain before finding a way
to push all of our buttons okay okay
okay
fuck it okay number 10 Willy Indiana
Jones and the Temple of Doom kicking off
our list is the nightclub singer in
Shanghai who joins India on his
adventure meant to be the installment
sex appeal and love interest she was
portrayed by Kate Capshaw who happened
to only be cast because Spielberg wanted
to sleep with her which he totally did
he probably wrote most of her dialogue
on cocktail napkins because all she does
is shriek her way through every scene
and set feminism back another 10 years
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number nine Leo Getz
lethal weapon – – for whatever you need
Leo Getz you get it ha ha ha I use that
all the time to break the ice when I
meet people you know it’s good talk
about a third wheel introduced as the
comic relief Joe Pesci played a witness
that Riggs and Murtaugh had to protect a
whiny in-your-face civilian Leo stuck
around becoming less and less funny as
time went on in turn contaminating the
entirety of the series by the time
Lethal Weapon 4 came around we had lost
all hope that Joe Pesci would break
character and bust Mel’s kneecaps or
something seriously if I have to hear
him say ok one more time ok ok ok ok ok
ok
number 8 Rachel Ferrier War of the
Worlds
not how you’re gonna get through to him
you want him to listen to you what are
you your mother or mine taking a page
from the Capshaw book of acting Dakota
Fanning brings a child’s perspective to
the War of the Worlds by basically
screaming the entire time Rachel Rachel
shut up driving do something reaching
inhuman decibel levels she doesn’t seem
to get that to hide from aliens you’re
supposed to shut the hell up
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they’re in the basement keep looking
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number seven Ruby rhod The Fifth Element
this boy is you like fire it’s not
melting ladies because the boy is hotter
than happy a movie as wacky as the fifth
element really didn’t have any need for
comic relief
so unleash and Chris Tucker with a
license to scream was auditory overkill
Oh clearly written to annoy Bruce Willis
is extra cool korben Dallas Tucker
unfortunately succeeds a little too hard
maybe they thought that the movie didn’t
have enough shrieking in it
number six Robin Batman Forever and
Batman and Robin how are you gonna stop
me I can stop you the Boy Wonder played
by a fully grown man holy perplexing
puberty Batman Chris O’Donnell’s turn as
the Boy Wonder
led viewers to wonder what went wrong I
guess Val and George just want douchey
enough so they cast Krista pick up the
slack he ain’t talking about his
addition was meant to appeal to younger
viewers and sell toys but all it really
did was serve to undermine the cool
factor that Joel Schumacher seems so
dead set on destroying holy rusted metal
Batman oh god it’s all metal it’s full
of all Jill holy Oh number 5
Wendy Torrence The Shining in the
Stephen King book she was a loving wife
who gets caught up in unimaginable
horror in the film
she’s Shelley Duvall an actress so
unlikable that even Stanley Kubrick
didn’t like her apparently Kubrick was
so displeased with Duvall that he
deliberately mistreated her on set in
order to get her to better portray the
emotionally shattered spouse thinking
back on it it probably wasn’t the
Overlook Hotel that made Jack go so
crazy I’m gonna go
number four Sam Witwicky
the Transformers trilogy sandwich yes I
want dance like like dancing okay so we
understand that even though the movie is
about robots there had to be at least
one Cuban protagonist to humanize the
film and help the audience relate but
LaBeouf’s Witwicky is clearly the
hideous product of way too many focus
groups look I’m so shocked astok and
relatable and I’m so smart and special
but boy do have problems with the ladies
oh I’m just like you right bros haha so
listen I was wondering if I could ride
you home I mean I’ll give you a ride
home uh yeah I’m the screaming can’t
forget the screaming number three Anakin
Skywalker the Star Wars prequel trilogy
it’s not fair
so apparently if there were screamo
bands in a galaxy far far away Anakin
may have found an outlet for his girl
troubles and this whole nasty Empire
thing may have never happened it’s hard
to know who to blame here Hayden
Christensen was definitely not on
anybody’s Oscar pics list I can’t
breathe but the lines he’s reading rape
Darth Vader of his mystery syllable by
awkward syllable I have brought peace
freedom justice and security to my new
empire and don’t get us started I’m a
smug little twerp they got to play young
Anakin what maybe they should have hired
an actor I don’t understand the time in
training any you bet you would number
two Bella Swan the Twilight series you
don’t
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no sorry Twihards we’re not gonna play
nice here there’s absolutely nothing to
love about this lifeless shallow snobby
incompetent character who degrades her
whole gender by being unable to exist
without a man then there’s the special
something that Kristen Stewart adds to
the park delivery that relies on
mouth-breathing awkward stares and weird
nervous tics so this guy’s immortal and
that’s who he picks as a girlfriend no
that’s not mmm
number one Jar Jar Binks the Star Wars
prequel trilogy oh I love you almost got
us killed are you brainless i speck the
ability to speak does not make you
intelligent now get out of here mom mom
mrs. stead taking the top spot on our
list is the Star Wars alien George Lucas
created to be and I swear we’re not
making this up the next two bakka so
you’d think then that they’d remember
that the one key aspect of Chewbacca’s
personality was that he didn’t freakin
talk the act dumb looks dumb his voice
is like nails on a chalkboard outward
it’s staggering to believe that with all
the thousands of people that were
involved in making episode 1 at no point
did anyone tap George Lucas on the
shoulder and say yo George this Jar Jar
guy really sucks you know I find that
Jar Jar creature together oh agree with
our list which movie character did you
find excruciating for more gear grinding
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these characters probably looked good on
paper but in practice they’re just
terrible hmm don’t be so grouchy welcome
to watchmojo.com flip back and today
we’ll be counting down the top 10
unintentionally annoying movie
characters just so there’s no confusion
we’re not listing characters that were
designed to be hated but those were
meant to entertain before finding a way
to push all of our buttons okay okay
okay
fuck it okay number 10 Willy Indiana
Jones and the Temple of Doom kicking off
our list is the nightclub singer in
Shanghai who joins India on his
adventure meant to be the installment
sex appeal and love interest she was
portrayed by Kate Capshaw who happened
to only be cast because Spielberg wanted
to sleep with her which he totally did
he probably wrote most of her dialogue
on cocktail napkins because all she does
is shriek her way through every scene
and set feminism back another 10 years
[Music]
number nine Leo Getz
lethal weapon – – for whatever you need
Leo Getz you get it ha ha ha I use that
all the time to break the ice when I
meet people you know it’s good talk
about a third wheel introduced as the
comic relief Joe Pesci played a witness
that Riggs and Murtaugh had to protect a
whiny in-your-face civilian Leo stuck
around becoming less and less funny as
time went on in turn contaminating the
entirety of the series by the time
Lethal Weapon 4 came around we had lost
all hope that Joe Pesci would break
character and bust Mel’s kneecaps or
something seriously if I have to hear
him say ok one more time ok ok ok ok ok
ok
number 8 Rachel Ferrier War of the
Worlds
not how you’re gonna get through to him
you want him to listen to you what are
you your mother or mine taking a page
from the Capshaw book of acting Dakota
Fanning brings a child’s perspective to
the War of the Worlds by basically
screaming the entire time Rachel Rachel
shut up driving do something reaching
inhuman decibel levels she doesn’t seem
to get that to hide from aliens you’re
supposed to shut the hell up
[Music]
they’re in the basement keep looking
[Music]
number seven Ruby rhod The Fifth Element
this boy is you like fire it’s not
melting ladies because the boy is hotter
than happy a movie as wacky as the fifth
element really didn’t have any need for
comic relief
so unleash and Chris Tucker with a
license to scream was auditory overkill
Oh clearly written to annoy Bruce Willis
is extra cool korben Dallas Tucker
unfortunately succeeds a little too hard
maybe they thought that the movie didn’t
have enough shrieking in it
number six Robin Batman Forever and
Batman and Robin how are you gonna stop
me I can stop you the Boy Wonder played
by a fully grown man holy perplexing
puberty Batman Chris O’Donnell’s turn as
the Boy Wonder
led viewers to wonder what went wrong I
guess Val and George just want douchey
enough so they cast Krista pick up the
slack he ain’t talking about his
addition was meant to appeal to younger
viewers and sell toys but all it really
did was serve to undermine the cool
factor that Joel Schumacher seems so
dead set on destroying holy rusted metal
Batman oh god it’s all metal it’s full
of all Jill holy Oh number 5
Wendy Torrence The Shining in the
Stephen King book she was a loving wife
who gets caught up in unimaginable
horror in the film
she’s Shelley Duvall an actress so
unlikable that even Stanley Kubrick
didn’t like her apparently Kubrick was
so displeased with Duvall that he
deliberately mistreated her on set in
order to get her to better portray the
emotionally shattered spouse thinking
back on it it probably wasn’t the
Overlook Hotel that made Jack go so
crazy I’m gonna go
number four Sam Witwicky
the Transformers trilogy sandwich yes I
want dance like like dancing okay so we
understand that even though the movie is
about robots there had to be at least
one Cuban protagonist to humanize the
film and help the audience relate but
LaBeouf’s Witwicky is clearly the
hideous product of way too many focus
groups look I’m so shocked astok and
relatable and I’m so smart and special
but boy do have problems with the ladies
oh I’m just like you right bros haha so
listen I was wondering if I could ride
you home I mean I’ll give you a ride
home uh yeah I’m the screaming can’t
forget the screaming number three Anakin
Skywalker the Star Wars prequel trilogy
it’s not fair
so apparently if there were screamo
bands in a galaxy far far away Anakin
may have found an outlet for his girl
troubles and this whole nasty Empire
thing may have never happened it’s hard
to know who to blame here Hayden
Christensen was definitely not on
anybody’s Oscar pics list I can’t
breathe but the lines he’s reading rape
Darth Vader of his mystery syllable by
awkward syllable I have brought peace
freedom justice and security to my new
empire and don’t get us started I’m a
smug little twerp they got to play young
Anakin what maybe they should have hired
an actor I don’t understand the time in
training any you bet you would number
two Bella Swan the Twilight series you
don’t
[Music]
no sorry Twihards we’re not gonna play
nice here there’s absolutely nothing to
love about this lifeless shallow snobby
incompetent character who degrades her
whole gender by being unable to exist
without a man then there’s the special
something that Kristen Stewart adds to
the park delivery that relies on
mouth-breathing awkward stares and weird
nervous tics so this guy’s immortal and
that’s who he picks as a girlfriend no
that’s not mmm
number one Jar Jar Binks the Star Wars
prequel trilogy oh I love you almost got
us killed are you brainless i speck the
ability to speak does not make you
intelligent now get out of here mom mom
mrs. stead taking the top spot on our
list is the Star Wars alien George Lucas
created to be and I swear we’re not
making this up the next two bakka so
you’d think then that they’d remember
that the one key aspect of Chewbacca’s
personality was that he didn’t freakin
talk the act dumb looks dumb his voice
is like nails on a chalkboard outward
it’s staggering to believe that with all
the thousands of people that were
involved in making episode 1 at no point
did anyone tap George Lucas on the
shoulder and say yo George this Jar Jar
guy really sucks you know I find that
Jar Jar creature together oh agree with
our list which movie character did you
find excruciating for more gear grinding
toptenz
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
you
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