back off and have a nice day welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top ten types of
internet trolls for this list we’re
focusing on troubled souls that troll
all forms of social media we’re talking
about those people who try to start
fights or have a desire to offend others
and intentionally instigate passionate
responses from them oh sorry no I meant
together there haven’t been any juice no
juice here sorry
I was confused by a double negative you
see grandma is very important to the
Nazi Party some embrace their villainous
roles on the Internet
while others are sadly unaware of their
inner troll
number 10 the social justice warrior you
gotta have a troll using a wide variety
of different frankly nonsensical
arguments it’s a mad mad world we live
in however before you embark on a 24/7
social media war please take into
consideration that your message may not
be received if you continuously beat
followers across the head with digital
propaganda and I see a whole army of my
countrymen here in defiance of tyranny
you’ve come to fight a stream and three
men you are while your cause may be just
you’ll find yourself being unfollowed
due to your poor internet etiquette
Trump is enraging many people with his
remarks about Mexican immigrants and
bringing drugs they’re bringing crime
they’re rapists and some I assume are
good people yes there is plenty to be
outraged about in this day and age but
the most sketchy social justice warriors
will take your latest Facebook post out
of context simply to accommodate their
own agenda first rounds mine Oh
sweetheart this concept applies to both
feminists and meninist both of whom mock
each other based on perceived gender
roles for example The Economist last
week drew the wrath of the liberal
website Media Matters who said that
their jalapeno flag cover was the sort
of stereotype that ignores Latinos as a
multi-faceted community and relegates
them to chili pepper consuming
constituent number nine the spamming
self-promoter
we love you mojo holux but you don’t
need to spam our youtube comment section
with information about your local
business ventures we’re all happy for
you and admire that you’ve learned how
to copy and paste but please take a
moment to actively engage us rather than
dropping spam bombs with no regard for
internet ethics the spamming
self-promoter typically wants quick
success without having to work for it
take a deep breath and breathe slowly in
fact take a few minutes to
establish your own business plan unless
you’re the LeBron James of all digital
media we don’t want your daily spam nor
does anybody else are you at the top of
a tall building can you get to a roof
quickly jump I mean you people are sick
get a real job why don’t you go shoot
yourself in the fucking head number
eight the political troll it depends
upon what the meaning of the word is
okay ah you have an opinion you don’t
say the political troll is an expert at
sharing information but they have a hard
time processing information this is
politics their face turns red at the
very idea of an opposing viewpoint and
while they may have the smarts to back
up most claims their talking points are
usually based in concrete partisan
policies they post daily articles with a
snarky comment as if everyone didn’t
already know their political affiliation
and they also post fake news stories
without investigating the source if he
looks different than the other students
on this college campus it’s because he’s
only 13 years old but the amazing young
Tyler is already consuming alcohol and a
level of someone twice his age and his
talents have gotten him accepted at Ohio
State University of course you will
never see a political troll admit to
sharing incorrect information
this person figuratively reeks from
living in his or her own condensed world
of information number seven the lame
teenager there’s a wonderful and
exciting world out there when we
discover that we don’t need TV to
entertain us you thud enough this person
simply does not give a shit about what
you’ve done in life or where you’ve been
and most importantly they unwittingly
post comments that can have severe
effects on those with fragile
personalities what the is the internet
most lame teenagers don’t mean any harm
and their attempts at comedy are
typically perceived the wrong way I see
you drinking 1% is that cuz you think
you’re fat
cuz you’re not you could be drinking
whole if you wanted to why well because
they don’t know any better and their
best friend thinks they should be on
Saturday Night Live I mean take a big
step back let go from waiting and us go
to doing it our commercial unless they
believe that Saturday Night Live sucks
ass of course the lame teenager will
disagree with anything you say because
such posturing makes life interesting
when you have no idea how the world
actually works on movie foof shoot calm
did you say Jay and Silent Bob are quote
in clown shoes and if they were real I’d
kick the shit at him for being so stupid
yeah really number six the casual perv
whoa watch it pervert it’s okay Alan
he’s just doing your in scenes getting
very close to my shaft this person can
be the worst kind of internet troll but
that’s a story for Dateline NBC hey what
you have a seat right over there the
casual perv troll isn’t offensive enough
to block or defriend but they come out
of the woodwork at the most opportune
time for complete perv ‘dom well it’s
really nice
like amazing what they can fission hurt
perv nation takes pleasure in making
inappropriate comments and they will
misconstrue any post you make don’t try
to fight it it’s no use the perv will
find a way and they’ll sneak her away
from a safe distance come to Butthead
number five the grammar nazi’ I’ve heard
from numerous sources you are hiding
Mademoiselle Dreyfus from hall
from hmm did you dot your i’s and
capitalize your t’s in your latest
Instagram post there’s no doubt that
avid social media users completely
destroy the English language but the
grammar nazi’ lurks to remind you of
just how stupid you’ve become their
intentions are good however they still
don’t understand how Twitter works and
consistently complain about hashtags
what are you drinking coffee
what type it’s an expresso the word is
espresso it’s probably safe to say that
social media isn’t a passing fad but the
grammar nazis continue to lose their
minds over your latest Facebook post
that was clearly a fragmented sentence
we have unfinished business I mean he
and me don’t you talk to me about
grammar hmm maybe they should be writing
that book they’re always talking about
number four the retroactive stalker
who’s this freak with the face mask on
pissed off and Molly’s the mother and we
have now reached the dark side this
troubled soul and disturbing troll will
scour your internet history and remind
you of the time you got completely
wasted in public
more successful friends the retroactive
stalker creates their own world in which
reality is based on social media
postings and they probably remember a
conversation with you from years ago hey
Liz how’s it going really well well if
you don’t want me to come to tutti
frutti then don’t check in at tutti
frutti perhaps you were rude or perhaps
you simply caught their interest but now
you’re in the crosshairs of these retro
terrorists I’m a Bechet encrypt at this
bikini I’m checking out your friends
your ex is probably a casual retroactive
stalker yet they still pretend like they
don’t visit your Facebook page on a
weekly basis hey there’s nothing wrong
with that unless they turn into the
retroactive stalker
if she doesn’t poke back too late that
one poke her again if she doesn’t poke
back that time go to a can house and
demand to know why number three the
flame warrior so you’re having a
surprisingly positive conversation about
politics on Facebook that is until the
flame warrior shows up this person
watches news feeds closely and always
has another browser window open with the
hopes of fueling the fire use your
aggressive feelings boy
let the heat flow through you they’ll
copy and paste fake news items within
seconds and they’ll reference almost any
historical event and apply their logic
to the present regardless of the context
that is that is totally taken out of
context well not really I mean you punch
that baby is anyone asking how my hand
feels after punching that iron like job
that baby they are the most
uninteresting people in the world
because they have few original ideas and
stick to what they know the flame
warrior will blow your shit up and
capitalize on opportunistic outrage
number two the bigot I’m really he’s
just popping up on loads of r.i.p
tribute sites and leaving really
offensive messages but some of them are
extremely racist you suck they suck
everybody sucks at least according to
the bigot this person is literally
scowling right now based on the fact
that something might piss them off
anything different is considered weird
and the bigot definitely does not
embrace any type of change
I’m not change I don’t like it when
things change it’s unsettling in it
they’ve had the same haircut for years
and anything outside of their comfort
zone is typically labeled as fancy just
drive this piece of crap off a clip do
us all a favor the smallest of events on
social media are a big deal to the bigot
and that’s because they’re just a few
years behind as a result they have a
heyday on Facebook with their friends
the racist troll and the homophobic
troll what’s with the weird gay huddle
what gay what’s gay about it’s two guys
talking in corner yeah but why are you
such a homophobe they band together and
laugh while the rest of us contemplate
their disturbing yet hilarious lack of
knowledge do you think do you think
about the effect that has on them that’s
my question
yeah and what I think yeah what are you
think um before we unveil our top pick
here are a few honorable or in this case
dishonorable mentions our CEO and
co-founder ashcan Carver’s version joins
me to discuss why we’ll never run out of
ideas I don’t know what were yelling
about
it’s terrible she has beautiful eyes and
her hair smells like cinnamon mm-hmm Wow
and you’re leaving God to work the
memory but yeah we’re not only here but
God will answer my prayer leave me alone
please
you prank me what do I gotta do I sent
her out the swear words okay ice
interrupting you yes Indra right thing
and you still write
number one the hater lol yo Will Ferrell
dum later your dome let’s be clear a
hater is not someone who disagrees with
your opinion a hater is someone who
never has anything good to say ever in
essence this type of troll doesn’t
necessarily even realize what they’re
doing the haters subconscious takes over
and they unload a burst of negativity
because that’s the only way they know
how to communicate you can find the
perpetual sports hater on Twitter lena
Dunham’s boobs our dog noses you can
find loads of celebrity haters on
Facebook you can undoubtedly find the
most nasty haters on Instagram and of
course there’s all those hater trolls
that fill up our youtube comment section
because they know it’s a large forum
they think by posting rude comments
don’t get me to slack on but I’ll just
keep on singing and tell them hey just
remember haters all you’re really doing
is leaving a public record of nastiness
for future employers to see that’s the
bother
thank you what some nobody says about me
do you agree with our list we are trolls
we are trolls the big black holes
instead of souls
what kind of internet troll are you for
more mind-blowing top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com right now a minute
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top ten types of
internet trolls for this list we’re
focusing on troubled souls that troll
all forms of social media we’re talking
about those people who try to start
fights or have a desire to offend others
and intentionally instigate passionate
responses from them oh sorry no I meant
together there haven’t been any juice no
juice here sorry
I was confused by a double negative you
see grandma is very important to the
Nazi Party some embrace their villainous
roles on the Internet
while others are sadly unaware of their
inner troll
number 10 the social justice warrior you
gotta have a troll using a wide variety
of different frankly nonsensical
arguments it’s a mad mad world we live
in however before you embark on a 24/7
social media war please take into
consideration that your message may not
be received if you continuously beat
followers across the head with digital
propaganda and I see a whole army of my
countrymen here in defiance of tyranny
you’ve come to fight a stream and three
men you are while your cause may be just
you’ll find yourself being unfollowed
due to your poor internet etiquette
Trump is enraging many people with his
remarks about Mexican immigrants and
bringing drugs they’re bringing crime
they’re rapists and some I assume are
good people yes there is plenty to be
outraged about in this day and age but
the most sketchy social justice warriors
will take your latest Facebook post out
of context simply to accommodate their
own agenda first rounds mine Oh
sweetheart this concept applies to both
feminists and meninist both of whom mock
each other based on perceived gender
roles for example The Economist last
week drew the wrath of the liberal
website Media Matters who said that
their jalapeno flag cover was the sort
of stereotype that ignores Latinos as a
multi-faceted community and relegates
them to chili pepper consuming
constituent number nine the spamming
self-promoter
we love you mojo holux but you don’t
need to spam our youtube comment section
with information about your local
business ventures we’re all happy for
you and admire that you’ve learned how
to copy and paste but please take a
moment to actively engage us rather than
dropping spam bombs with no regard for
internet ethics the spamming
self-promoter typically wants quick
success without having to work for it
take a deep breath and breathe slowly in
fact take a few minutes to
establish your own business plan unless
you’re the LeBron James of all digital
media we don’t want your daily spam nor
does anybody else are you at the top of
a tall building can you get to a roof
quickly jump I mean you people are sick
get a real job why don’t you go shoot
yourself in the fucking head number
eight the political troll it depends
upon what the meaning of the word is
okay ah you have an opinion you don’t
say the political troll is an expert at
sharing information but they have a hard
time processing information this is
politics their face turns red at the
very idea of an opposing viewpoint and
while they may have the smarts to back
up most claims their talking points are
usually based in concrete partisan
policies they post daily articles with a
snarky comment as if everyone didn’t
already know their political affiliation
and they also post fake news stories
without investigating the source if he
looks different than the other students
on this college campus it’s because he’s
only 13 years old but the amazing young
Tyler is already consuming alcohol and a
level of someone twice his age and his
talents have gotten him accepted at Ohio
State University of course you will
never see a political troll admit to
sharing incorrect information
this person figuratively reeks from
living in his or her own condensed world
of information number seven the lame
teenager there’s a wonderful and
exciting world out there when we
discover that we don’t need TV to
entertain us you thud enough this person
simply does not give a shit about what
you’ve done in life or where you’ve been
and most importantly they unwittingly
post comments that can have severe
effects on those with fragile
personalities what the is the internet
most lame teenagers don’t mean any harm
and their attempts at comedy are
typically perceived the wrong way I see
you drinking 1% is that cuz you think
you’re fat
cuz you’re not you could be drinking
whole if you wanted to why well because
they don’t know any better and their
best friend thinks they should be on
Saturday Night Live I mean take a big
step back let go from waiting and us go
to doing it our commercial unless they
believe that Saturday Night Live sucks
ass of course the lame teenager will
disagree with anything you say because
such posturing makes life interesting
when you have no idea how the world
actually works on movie foof shoot calm
did you say Jay and Silent Bob are quote
in clown shoes and if they were real I’d
kick the shit at him for being so stupid
yeah really number six the casual perv
whoa watch it pervert it’s okay Alan
he’s just doing your in scenes getting
very close to my shaft this person can
be the worst kind of internet troll but
that’s a story for Dateline NBC hey what
you have a seat right over there the
casual perv troll isn’t offensive enough
to block or defriend but they come out
of the woodwork at the most opportune
time for complete perv ‘dom well it’s
really nice
like amazing what they can fission hurt
perv nation takes pleasure in making
inappropriate comments and they will
misconstrue any post you make don’t try
to fight it it’s no use the perv will
find a way and they’ll sneak her away
from a safe distance come to Butthead
number five the grammar nazi’ I’ve heard
from numerous sources you are hiding
Mademoiselle Dreyfus from hall
from hmm did you dot your i’s and
capitalize your t’s in your latest
Instagram post there’s no doubt that
avid social media users completely
destroy the English language but the
grammar nazi’ lurks to remind you of
just how stupid you’ve become their
intentions are good however they still
don’t understand how Twitter works and
consistently complain about hashtags
what are you drinking coffee
what type it’s an expresso the word is
espresso it’s probably safe to say that
social media isn’t a passing fad but the
grammar nazis continue to lose their
minds over your latest Facebook post
that was clearly a fragmented sentence
we have unfinished business I mean he
and me don’t you talk to me about
grammar hmm maybe they should be writing
that book they’re always talking about
number four the retroactive stalker
who’s this freak with the face mask on
pissed off and Molly’s the mother and we
have now reached the dark side this
troubled soul and disturbing troll will
scour your internet history and remind
you of the time you got completely
wasted in public
more successful friends the retroactive
stalker creates their own world in which
reality is based on social media
postings and they probably remember a
conversation with you from years ago hey
Liz how’s it going really well well if
you don’t want me to come to tutti
frutti then don’t check in at tutti
frutti perhaps you were rude or perhaps
you simply caught their interest but now
you’re in the crosshairs of these retro
terrorists I’m a Bechet encrypt at this
bikini I’m checking out your friends
your ex is probably a casual retroactive
stalker yet they still pretend like they
don’t visit your Facebook page on a
weekly basis hey there’s nothing wrong
with that unless they turn into the
retroactive stalker
if she doesn’t poke back too late that
one poke her again if she doesn’t poke
back that time go to a can house and
demand to know why number three the
flame warrior so you’re having a
surprisingly positive conversation about
politics on Facebook that is until the
flame warrior shows up this person
watches news feeds closely and always
has another browser window open with the
hopes of fueling the fire use your
aggressive feelings boy
let the heat flow through you they’ll
copy and paste fake news items within
seconds and they’ll reference almost any
historical event and apply their logic
to the present regardless of the context
that is that is totally taken out of
context well not really I mean you punch
that baby is anyone asking how my hand
feels after punching that iron like job
that baby they are the most
uninteresting people in the world
because they have few original ideas and
stick to what they know the flame
warrior will blow your shit up and
capitalize on opportunistic outrage
number two the bigot I’m really he’s
just popping up on loads of r.i.p
tribute sites and leaving really
offensive messages but some of them are
extremely racist you suck they suck
everybody sucks at least according to
the bigot this person is literally
scowling right now based on the fact
that something might piss them off
anything different is considered weird
and the bigot definitely does not
embrace any type of change
I’m not change I don’t like it when
things change it’s unsettling in it
they’ve had the same haircut for years
and anything outside of their comfort
zone is typically labeled as fancy just
drive this piece of crap off a clip do
us all a favor the smallest of events on
social media are a big deal to the bigot
and that’s because they’re just a few
years behind as a result they have a
heyday on Facebook with their friends
the racist troll and the homophobic
troll what’s with the weird gay huddle
what gay what’s gay about it’s two guys
talking in corner yeah but why are you
such a homophobe they band together and
laugh while the rest of us contemplate
their disturbing yet hilarious lack of
knowledge do you think do you think
about the effect that has on them that’s
my question
yeah and what I think yeah what are you
think um before we unveil our top pick
here are a few honorable or in this case
dishonorable mentions our CEO and
co-founder ashcan Carver’s version joins
me to discuss why we’ll never run out of
ideas I don’t know what were yelling
about
it’s terrible she has beautiful eyes and
her hair smells like cinnamon mm-hmm Wow
and you’re leaving God to work the
memory but yeah we’re not only here but
God will answer my prayer leave me alone
please
you prank me what do I gotta do I sent
her out the swear words okay ice
interrupting you yes Indra right thing
and you still write
number one the hater lol yo Will Ferrell
dum later your dome let’s be clear a
hater is not someone who disagrees with
your opinion a hater is someone who
never has anything good to say ever in
essence this type of troll doesn’t
necessarily even realize what they’re
doing the haters subconscious takes over
and they unload a burst of negativity
because that’s the only way they know
how to communicate you can find the
perpetual sports hater on Twitter lena
Dunham’s boobs our dog noses you can
find loads of celebrity haters on
Facebook you can undoubtedly find the
most nasty haters on Instagram and of
course there’s all those hater trolls
that fill up our youtube comment section
because they know it’s a large forum
they think by posting rude comments
don’t get me to slack on but I’ll just
keep on singing and tell them hey just
remember haters all you’re really doing
is leaving a public record of nastiness
for future employers to see that’s the
bother
thank you what some nobody says about me
do you agree with our list we are trolls
we are trolls the big black holes
instead of souls
what kind of internet troll are you for
more mind-blowing top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com right now a minute
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