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Top 10 TV Grandpas of All Time


some things just get better with age
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
TV Grandpa’s of all time
how about you and I having a game of
checkers huh you got a date too for this
list we’ve looked at any grandfather
figure on TV live-action or animated
that has clear interaction with his
grandchildren for much of his time on
screen said you better get upstairs and
dry off before you catch pneumonia
number 10 Grandpa Philip Hey Arnold
grandpa is that Dino spumoni I know free
you’re interrupting my thinking but
grandpa I think I’ve got it no you don’t
cuz I’ve got it Dino spumoni when you’re
a young boy growing up your head is
football shaped and your brains not in
the game a wise old grandpa can really
help you out you never crash make
picking on you again with your big pink
ball and your one eyebrow yeah why does
she always pick on me grandpa sounds
like maybe he likes you’re not however
Arnold’s grandpa Phil doesn’t give the
greatest advice maybe you could skip
town and change your identity grow a
beard and open a blacksmith shop yeah
that’s no good is it also he’s a little
silly but his old heart is firmly in the
right place and if you don’t think his
grandsons the bee’s knees well you’re in
for it he’s Arnold’s go-to for the highs
and the lows rights and the wrongs the
birds and the bees he’s an old timer and
an all-rounder stop calling me old man
I’m not your old man anybody needs me
I’ll be in my office looking for my old
photo albums remembering times long past
and getting depressed number 9 Russell
Huxtable The Cosby Show and who are you
your father can’t be my father ran away
with the circus when I was born he’s
back Russell and his wife Anna are the
proud heads of a pretty diverse family
their son is a specialist in all things
pregnancy their daughter-in-law is a
lawyer
and they’ve got five grandchildren to
contend with Russell though maintains
his composure and keeps his cool through
all of that I’m looking forward to it
myself yes and I’m looking forward to
hearing you play plus he’s a musical man
his jazzy back catalogue earned him the
nickname slide and he’s a top 10 hit on
our list our son you are still not too
big to go over my knee and dad you never
put me over your teeth well it’s not too
late to start number 8
Sam Dracula count of Transylvania The
Munsters Herman and I are going to the
beach I’m taking me vampire you know you
never enjoy the beach all you ever do
when you get there is bury yourself in
the sand a grandfather is old by
definition but they aren’t usually this
old or this inhuman grandpa’s got a girl
Oh father grandpa you haven’t been
setting out those traps in the park
again I told you before it’s not
neighborly count Sam Dracula was born in
1367 he’s been married well over 100
times and he has his own laboratory in
the basement of Munster mansion
however with unrivaled age does not come
unrivaled wisdom and grandpa Munsters
inventing is often more explosive than
he intends it to be come on already you
know I don’t have a long
roppa
well let him off though because he’s a
vampire
yeah what do you think to the old school
number seven Robert jebediah Freeman The
Boondocks
mm-hmm you having that dream where you
made the white people riot watch it but
I was telling the truth how many time
had I told you you better not even dream
about telling white folk the truth as
guardian of Huey and Riley Freeman this
grandpa really has his work cut out for
him
but learn how the line like me I’m gonna
find me a white man and lied to him
right now
he’s an ex-fighter pilot and a hardened
civil rights campaigner that’s what I’m
talking about right there we don’t use
the N word in this house
granddad you said the word 46 times
yesterday I come hush he’s a tough
taskmaster with his grandsons interests
at heart
there isn’t much that gets past this
granddad and there aren’t many problems
where corporal punishment isn’t the
answer I don’t have super hearing so I
don’t get why him he may have once sat
next to Rosa Parks but on this list
he can take center stage yo that mug
kill the blind old man with his bare
hands
now that gangster should I explain to
you in one easy lesson how the world
works
number six Tywin Lannister Game of
Thrones I am The King I will punish you
any man who must say I am the king is no
true king for this guy the family name
is everything merciless and controlling
Tywin almost single-handedly built up
the Lannister reputation and much of his
family is in awe of him for doing so
perhaps the puts family first will
always defeat the house that puts the
whims and wishes of its sons and
daughters first that being said the clan
is not problem-free he and his son
Tyrion really do not get along he’s poor
company when he’s sober but he’s better
at his work he’s the richest man in the
Seven Kingdoms a war-weary face-on wise
old shoulders and a top contender in
this epic game of granddad’s I’m in this
world a little while longer too
offend the Lannisters to defend my
blunder number five cotton hill king of
the hill
pull the Tigger make some noise you’re
never gonna be a war hero like me at a
shoot like that no wonder that kid from
the playground stole your pail colonel
cotton hill was a patriotic war vet a
rampant misogynist and occasionally a
near homicidal maniac
he reminds me of this guy I killed oh
did I he loved his grandson Bobby more
than he ever loved his actual son Hank
oh that’s my grandson and his father and
never really got over losing his shins
in World War two he led an up-and-down
life but he’s made it to the midpoint of
our list because of his love for his
grandchild hey even resentful abusive
chauvinists have feelings somewhere come
here dad you’re acting crazy haha I
didn’t want you I wanted a boy
yeah no I’m a girl now get down number
four Jay Pritchett Modern Family never
told you some that you love him oh whoa
when did we jump to love he’s the super
glue that holds this sticky family
together just about he’s not the he’s
not a talker or a hugger once he ran
over my foot with his car – to be fair
he had just given up smoking but
basically were buds from the top of a
very convoluted family tree Jay
Pritchett maintains tradition and his
dignity while also proving he’s able to
modernize alongside the younger
generations we’ll be back at 6:00 and
we’re taking you to a special birthday
dinner okay we are Jay I’m sorry kid
there are some things many things that
occur on this TV show that the head of
its table just can’t comprehend but he’s
a 21st century senior and he’s a lovable
laughable legendary Gramps the best
thing about kissing a girl is you get to
tell your friends the problem is they
never believe you but you had witnesses
number three
George Bluth senior Arrested Development
pop-pop
don’t put in pop-up help pop-pop-pop-pop
as he’s affectionately known by his
grandchildren is about as unlawful as a
grandpa can possibly be your grandfather
and I went through hell to get here he
had after being arrested he found a
loophole in the Mexican judicial system
in his heyday he made millions selling
real estate
but unfortunately Saddam Hussein was one
of his best customers arrested
development follows Bluth senior through
various stages of imprisonment and
depicts his sketchy family relationships
questionable religious conversions and
dodgy fashion statements despite all of
this he’s added our bronze medal to the
Bluth mantelpiece oh my god that’s an
hmm it’s the girl who ripped my heart
out the girl whose face will always be
etched in my mind huh
number two Abraham Simpson The Simpsons
what don’t appealing about hearing your
elderly father talk about sex hi at six
yeah as far as TV grandpa’s are
concerned there are few that are as
long-serving or as well loved as Abe
Simpson quit your daydreaming melon head
quits your day cream and melon head
grandfather to Bart Lisa and Maggie
grandpa Simpson is the heart of hearing
always sleeping often confused but
sometimes surprising senior patriarch of
televisions favorite cartoon family he
was married to a hippie he was in the
army with mr. burns and he had an affair
with his sons wife’s mother you know you
remind me of a poem I can’t remember and
his dong that may never have existed in
a placed I’m not sure I’ve ever been to
a so sweet oh I feel funny it’s been a
colorful life for this yellow old timer
those are my medical samples hands off
your bigbluebutton ski hmm blood bios
spinal fluid blood other phlegm
miscellaneous poos before we unveil our
top pick here are a few honorable
mentions
difference between a telephone operator
and a nurse now what’s the difference
clock one has patient answers and the
other answers patient someone is talking
Mike and they’re coming for you right
now
I’m gonna get some coffee and number one
Frank Barone Everybody Loves Raymond dad
those nachos were for me I like cheese
you knew the risks holy crap he’s the
granddaddy of them all Everybody Loves
Raymond but we’ve also got a soft spot
for his father Frank now a nurse will be
in at the end of the day to give you
your discharge papers papers don’t you
guys have bedpans anymore a real man’s
man he’s outspoken and often outrageous
yeah let’s cool these two Lee and Stan
and that big one with his mouth open
would call Murray he’s stubborn but
sometimes sensitive he’s the type of
grandfather that’ll discipline the kids
in the morning and take him to happy
zone in the afternoon he won’t like to
admit it but there’s a heart of gold in
there somewhere which is convenient
because he’s taken first place end of
the month he’s got a quarter you hit my
patrol car I’m your father I don’t care
if I kill the guy you’re supposed to
look the other way do you agree with our
list right which golden oldie did we
forget you don’t secretly smoke do you
no so it’s just your mother thing for
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