oh wow you must have one hell of a
personality gonna have sex I’m horny
you’re stressed seems like we both
benefit
welcome to Ms mojo and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
TV characters with girls way out of
their league we can kiss if you remember
to lay out mouthwash last night and did
for this list we’re looking at the most
unbelievable examples of TV men who are
married to or dating women that seem far
more attractive successful or
sophisticated than they are do you think
I’m so shallow that I’m gonna leave you
when you’re old what if I gained 100
pounds you’re gonna leave me then
animated couples were not up for
consideration
so homer and Marge could not make the
cut my eyes will be turning red like
number 10 officer Don Leslie Orville and
Sally Solomon third Rock from the Sun
kiss me doc kiss me like you’ve always
wanted but never could
the Solomons are actually a group of
aliens sent to earth to research
humanity look life-forms and they’re
cleaning each other but what they never
saw coming was how their human bodies
would change them Sally played by
Kristen Johnston is the group’s
lieutenant and security officer I’m so
glad we decided to skip the movie and
head straight for the firing range
unsurprisingly she is attracted to
Authority and thankfully for dawn as a
police officer he has that in spades
don’t mr. Solomon I can see that you’re
uh you’re pretty upset so I’ll just be
giving my home phone number to your
sister Paul if you have any needs
combining that mindset with the
biological needs of her human body the
animal attraction between the two
results in an on-again off-again
relationship that’s so strong that they
can sense each other’s presence before
even seeing each other
Sally done while a tall leggy woman and
a short overweight man may not seem like
an obvious love connection these two are
great together and unforgettable to boot
I may not be the perfect man I may never
make the cover of prettyboy magazine but
I’m done Leslie Orgel number nine Gary
or Jerry and Gayle gergich Parks and
Recreation I’m Gayle gergich Gail you’re
Gayle Jerry’s beautiful wife Jerry
gergich is the laughingstock of the
Parks and Recreation Department of
Pawnee well this is my last week
oops I mean weep week Oh
that is until his co-workers see his
family and realized the joke is on them
sadly one of our three beautiful angels
Millicent couldn’t be here tonight but
our other two beauties Miriam and Gladys
are going to help Galen me play a little
tune married to Gayle one of the most
exquisite women on the earth and the
father of a gaggle of daughters who
adore him
Jerri has it all figured out mom come on
cheese mom we’re eating yeah
the couple is played by Jim o’heir a
character actor most often cast as the
butt of the joke and Christie Brinkley a
model and Sports Illustrated swimsuit
cover model three times over do we
really need to say any more honestly is
still a mystery to me like was it a
enosis accident or something where they
put Gayle under and made her fall in
love with Larry and never said the magic
word to snap her out of it number eight
Steve Urkel and Laura Winslow family
matters
I hear you can’t get a date for the
dance
so you want to go with me when Steve
Urkel first appears on family matters he
is being fixed up with Laura by her
father Carl who wants him to take his
daughter to the school dance Steve Urkel
although his oral dance is legendary
Steve is the epitome of a nerd oh yeah
do we catch up your band bend your knees
and stick out the pelvis I’m telling you
baby is a better than it over nine
seasons
Arkel spent his time trying to pursue
his love for Laura and despite some
pretty large distractions his heart
always belonged to her you guys have got
some real Pele’s people here when he
creates an invention that turns him into
a smooth version of himself called
Stefan Laura realizes she actually cares
for him deep down so after years of
disgust she learns the true meaning of
love Marley wins huh
well you married me and Laura chooses
Steve over Stephan and the to ultimately
get engaged I want to marry you
she do number seven
Ralph and Alice Kramden the honeymooners
they get excited about just remain calm
as one half of the earliest TV couples
to embrace the trend Jackie Gleason was
a rotund everyman in comparison to the
very pretty Audrey meadows
because heads I win tails you lose it
with tears and I want we won
don’t look at me like that I learned I
trick from you that’s how we got married
despite his failures short temper and
hollow threats I’m gonna go to the moon
do you want to go to the moon Ralph will
stop at nothing to get Alice back when
things go wrong what’s the matter with
you don’t you trust me I trust you I
don’t trust him meanwhile Alice’s
sarcastic responses to her husband’s
crazy schemes made her relatable I don’t
want to look at that I’d fuck that so
bad thinking these four wall I wanna
look at Liberace
despite her anything but typical
beauties well no offense but she’s so
um-hmm and you’re so
number six Jay and Gloria Pritchett
Modern Family Valentine’s Day I thought
we were going salsa dancing not to watch
a comedian you’re gonna love him trust
me the guy’s hilarious
okay tell me one of these Dukes he
doesn’t do jokes when it comes to his
acting credits Ed O’Neill has a pretty
great resume but when it comes to looks
he pales in comparison to his TV wife
Gloria Pritchett as portrayed by Sofia
Vergara Vanna different Vergara is a
former model with a sexy accent and an
appealing body to match and is 26 years
younger than the actor who plays her TV
husband oh this must be your dad
her dad yeah no no that’s funny actually
no I’m her husband don’t be fooled by
the yep give me a second here when we
first meet them in the pilot as much of
an odd pairing as they are they do
manage to come off as a great couple I
love you and I don’t care how old you
are but that alone does not stop them
from landing here is it supposed to
sound better in Spanish voy a hacer la
Verde Santa Paula no can’t a capella
Flint Oh beautiful number five George
Costanza and Susan Ross Seinfeld yes JJ
always a pussy
yeah George Costanza is a pitiful
character that though hilarious is not
exactly relationship material yeah what
are we looking at here me just got like
a real loser no not a loser
despite that he has one pretty
girlfriend after another on the show in
fact he even manages to catch the eye of
the dazzling Marisa Tomei at one point
never thought of it like that manure MA
and the Newark but it’s Susan Ross that
becomes his longest standing romantic
interest George what is it will you
marry me
she’s an elegant woman who somehow
becomes engaged to the short and petty
men until her untimely demise due to a
mishap with their wedding invitations
don’t get us wrong we love George as
much as anyone but just try to envision
being in a relationship with him
especially if you have good prospects in
life yeah this is my fiance Susan this
is David fiance boy you could have done
a lot better than him number four Todd
and Melissa Chartres the last man on
earth
hey I’m Todd when a virus has ravaged
the world and only a handful of people
are still alive Todd and Melissa meet
and very quickly afterwards begin a
romantic relationship
you are good right your turn unlike some
of the other shows on this list however
we totally understand what brought them
together he is undoubtedly the most
likable survivor I don’t any one of my
kidneys my foster brother actor while
she is the most beautiful and down to
earth
yeah again Bowden got it that in no way
downplays the fact that the overweight
Mel Rodriguez is not at all as
attractive as the gorgeous January Jones
we didn’t listen I had
no way number three Leonard Hofstadter
and penny The Big Bang Theory oh hi hi
hi hi hi hi the Big Bang Theory is
chock-full of couples that seem to
showcase the out of his League trope
like Howard and Bernadette for example
but it’s Leonard and Penny that take the
cake but before you say anything have
you ever heard of Schrodinger’s cat
actually I’ve heard far too much about
Schrodinger’s cat a scientist and an
unsuccessful actress they make each
other more well-rounded and they feel
lucky to have each other don’t push it
as a married couple they take turns as
to who has the upper hand in the
relationship which shows how great they
are together despite their issues
Leonard I’m you’re not only the love of
my life me you’re my best friend and
you’ve got a friend in me so why are
they such an unlikely couple just look
at them if you don’t see it then we
don’t know what to tell you I wanted to
tell you in the car but you told me to
stop talking number two Doug and Carrie
Heffernan the king of queens yeah what
he’s making fun of my shorts again he’s
five be the bigger man Kevin James has
had a pretty great career in Hollywood
having starred in movies and this
television show but it’s pretty clear
that his looks are not what made this
all possible would you stop it you’re
not fat you’re you know husky let’s go
that’s
Leah Remini on the other hand is a
former magazine cover girl who steals
attention wherever she goes you’re so
great oh so in real life the likelihood
of them ending up together seems
miniscule you know it has been 17 days
since I’ve enjoyed you I assume it’s
been months since you’ve enjoyed me to
say that these two belong in different
leagues is an understatement as the only
thing we can compare that to is a major
leaguer playing t-ball but hey that’s
what we’ve got TV shows for I love you
before we reveal our number one pick
here are some honorable mentions whoa
hot excuse me outside I’m schvitzing
like a pudding at a picnic huh what
coward moron hate you I hate you
remember that the first night you sit
over it rained and it rained and then
when the lights went out we lit candles
good so romantic do you miss that oh
well we’re having a nudist party with
our fellow noticed we’re nudists
oh my god I love terrific Lady Day yeah
you should but you know what you’re
gonna love it more terrific lady night
woo Wow okay and all out
you deserve a kiss okay number one
Tobias and Lindsay Bluth bouquet
Arrested Development you’re good
no no I’m not Kay no Lindsay how many
times plus we have this while David
Cross the actor who plays Tobias is by
no means a beefcake it’s good it’s going
to be good and Portia de Rossi as
Lindsay is quite obviously a stunner
it is obvious I’m not wearing a bra
right I can’t take this anymore their
looks alone aren’t enough for them to
take the top spot on top of the
disparity between their physical
attractiveness Tobias is a
down-on-his-luck former and now riposte
and yes we know that looks bad on a card
you’re almost arrested for those
business cards yes no it did not look
good on paper while Lindsay is the
princess of a wealthy family it just
give dad one more reason to think that
I’ve got nothing to offer but my looks
however they are both broken people who
can’t actually bear to be apart for very
long so much so that he pretends to be a
British nanny to stay close to her and
their daughter it was the exact plot of
the film mrs. Doubtfire meanwhile she
puts up with his being a never-nude
among his many many other eccentricities
I’m afraid I just blew myself which
makes them an unforgettable albeit
unequal pair yeah for me Tobias
that too do you agree with our list I
hear you like comic book Scotty B this
is crew what TV guy is with a girl that
you think is out of his League he has
some freaking fat dude named Todd for
more TV top 10s published every day be
sure to subscribe to mismo joe why do we
want that cuz there’s a lot of gorgeous
blondes out there who don’t believe they
can land a short nearsighted scientist
let’s give them hope
personality gonna have sex I’m horny
you’re stressed seems like we both
benefit
welcome to Ms mojo and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
TV characters with girls way out of
their league we can kiss if you remember
to lay out mouthwash last night and did
for this list we’re looking at the most
unbelievable examples of TV men who are
married to or dating women that seem far
more attractive successful or
sophisticated than they are do you think
I’m so shallow that I’m gonna leave you
when you’re old what if I gained 100
pounds you’re gonna leave me then
animated couples were not up for
consideration
so homer and Marge could not make the
cut my eyes will be turning red like
number 10 officer Don Leslie Orville and
Sally Solomon third Rock from the Sun
kiss me doc kiss me like you’ve always
wanted but never could
the Solomons are actually a group of
aliens sent to earth to research
humanity look life-forms and they’re
cleaning each other but what they never
saw coming was how their human bodies
would change them Sally played by
Kristen Johnston is the group’s
lieutenant and security officer I’m so
glad we decided to skip the movie and
head straight for the firing range
unsurprisingly she is attracted to
Authority and thankfully for dawn as a
police officer he has that in spades
don’t mr. Solomon I can see that you’re
uh you’re pretty upset so I’ll just be
giving my home phone number to your
sister Paul if you have any needs
combining that mindset with the
biological needs of her human body the
animal attraction between the two
results in an on-again off-again
relationship that’s so strong that they
can sense each other’s presence before
even seeing each other
Sally done while a tall leggy woman and
a short overweight man may not seem like
an obvious love connection these two are
great together and unforgettable to boot
I may not be the perfect man I may never
make the cover of prettyboy magazine but
I’m done Leslie Orgel number nine Gary
or Jerry and Gayle gergich Parks and
Recreation I’m Gayle gergich Gail you’re
Gayle Jerry’s beautiful wife Jerry
gergich is the laughingstock of the
Parks and Recreation Department of
Pawnee well this is my last week
oops I mean weep week Oh
that is until his co-workers see his
family and realized the joke is on them
sadly one of our three beautiful angels
Millicent couldn’t be here tonight but
our other two beauties Miriam and Gladys
are going to help Galen me play a little
tune married to Gayle one of the most
exquisite women on the earth and the
father of a gaggle of daughters who
adore him
Jerri has it all figured out mom come on
cheese mom we’re eating yeah
the couple is played by Jim o’heir a
character actor most often cast as the
butt of the joke and Christie Brinkley a
model and Sports Illustrated swimsuit
cover model three times over do we
really need to say any more honestly is
still a mystery to me like was it a
enosis accident or something where they
put Gayle under and made her fall in
love with Larry and never said the magic
word to snap her out of it number eight
Steve Urkel and Laura Winslow family
matters
I hear you can’t get a date for the
dance
so you want to go with me when Steve
Urkel first appears on family matters he
is being fixed up with Laura by her
father Carl who wants him to take his
daughter to the school dance Steve Urkel
although his oral dance is legendary
Steve is the epitome of a nerd oh yeah
do we catch up your band bend your knees
and stick out the pelvis I’m telling you
baby is a better than it over nine
seasons
Arkel spent his time trying to pursue
his love for Laura and despite some
pretty large distractions his heart
always belonged to her you guys have got
some real Pele’s people here when he
creates an invention that turns him into
a smooth version of himself called
Stefan Laura realizes she actually cares
for him deep down so after years of
disgust she learns the true meaning of
love Marley wins huh
well you married me and Laura chooses
Steve over Stephan and the to ultimately
get engaged I want to marry you
she do number seven
Ralph and Alice Kramden the honeymooners
they get excited about just remain calm
as one half of the earliest TV couples
to embrace the trend Jackie Gleason was
a rotund everyman in comparison to the
very pretty Audrey meadows
because heads I win tails you lose it
with tears and I want we won
don’t look at me like that I learned I
trick from you that’s how we got married
despite his failures short temper and
hollow threats I’m gonna go to the moon
do you want to go to the moon Ralph will
stop at nothing to get Alice back when
things go wrong what’s the matter with
you don’t you trust me I trust you I
don’t trust him meanwhile Alice’s
sarcastic responses to her husband’s
crazy schemes made her relatable I don’t
want to look at that I’d fuck that so
bad thinking these four wall I wanna
look at Liberace
despite her anything but typical
beauties well no offense but she’s so
um-hmm and you’re so
number six Jay and Gloria Pritchett
Modern Family Valentine’s Day I thought
we were going salsa dancing not to watch
a comedian you’re gonna love him trust
me the guy’s hilarious
okay tell me one of these Dukes he
doesn’t do jokes when it comes to his
acting credits Ed O’Neill has a pretty
great resume but when it comes to looks
he pales in comparison to his TV wife
Gloria Pritchett as portrayed by Sofia
Vergara Vanna different Vergara is a
former model with a sexy accent and an
appealing body to match and is 26 years
younger than the actor who plays her TV
husband oh this must be your dad
her dad yeah no no that’s funny actually
no I’m her husband don’t be fooled by
the yep give me a second here when we
first meet them in the pilot as much of
an odd pairing as they are they do
manage to come off as a great couple I
love you and I don’t care how old you
are but that alone does not stop them
from landing here is it supposed to
sound better in Spanish voy a hacer la
Verde Santa Paula no can’t a capella
Flint Oh beautiful number five George
Costanza and Susan Ross Seinfeld yes JJ
always a pussy
yeah George Costanza is a pitiful
character that though hilarious is not
exactly relationship material yeah what
are we looking at here me just got like
a real loser no not a loser
despite that he has one pretty
girlfriend after another on the show in
fact he even manages to catch the eye of
the dazzling Marisa Tomei at one point
never thought of it like that manure MA
and the Newark but it’s Susan Ross that
becomes his longest standing romantic
interest George what is it will you
marry me
she’s an elegant woman who somehow
becomes engaged to the short and petty
men until her untimely demise due to a
mishap with their wedding invitations
don’t get us wrong we love George as
much as anyone but just try to envision
being in a relationship with him
especially if you have good prospects in
life yeah this is my fiance Susan this
is David fiance boy you could have done
a lot better than him number four Todd
and Melissa Chartres the last man on
earth
hey I’m Todd when a virus has ravaged
the world and only a handful of people
are still alive Todd and Melissa meet
and very quickly afterwards begin a
romantic relationship
you are good right your turn unlike some
of the other shows on this list however
we totally understand what brought them
together he is undoubtedly the most
likable survivor I don’t any one of my
kidneys my foster brother actor while
she is the most beautiful and down to
earth
yeah again Bowden got it that in no way
downplays the fact that the overweight
Mel Rodriguez is not at all as
attractive as the gorgeous January Jones
we didn’t listen I had
no way number three Leonard Hofstadter
and penny The Big Bang Theory oh hi hi
hi hi hi hi the Big Bang Theory is
chock-full of couples that seem to
showcase the out of his League trope
like Howard and Bernadette for example
but it’s Leonard and Penny that take the
cake but before you say anything have
you ever heard of Schrodinger’s cat
actually I’ve heard far too much about
Schrodinger’s cat a scientist and an
unsuccessful actress they make each
other more well-rounded and they feel
lucky to have each other don’t push it
as a married couple they take turns as
to who has the upper hand in the
relationship which shows how great they
are together despite their issues
Leonard I’m you’re not only the love of
my life me you’re my best friend and
you’ve got a friend in me so why are
they such an unlikely couple just look
at them if you don’t see it then we
don’t know what to tell you I wanted to
tell you in the car but you told me to
stop talking number two Doug and Carrie
Heffernan the king of queens yeah what
he’s making fun of my shorts again he’s
five be the bigger man Kevin James has
had a pretty great career in Hollywood
having starred in movies and this
television show but it’s pretty clear
that his looks are not what made this
all possible would you stop it you’re
not fat you’re you know husky let’s go
that’s
Leah Remini on the other hand is a
former magazine cover girl who steals
attention wherever she goes you’re so
great oh so in real life the likelihood
of them ending up together seems
miniscule you know it has been 17 days
since I’ve enjoyed you I assume it’s
been months since you’ve enjoyed me to
say that these two belong in different
leagues is an understatement as the only
thing we can compare that to is a major
leaguer playing t-ball but hey that’s
what we’ve got TV shows for I love you
before we reveal our number one pick
here are some honorable mentions whoa
hot excuse me outside I’m schvitzing
like a pudding at a picnic huh what
coward moron hate you I hate you
remember that the first night you sit
over it rained and it rained and then
when the lights went out we lit candles
good so romantic do you miss that oh
well we’re having a nudist party with
our fellow noticed we’re nudists
oh my god I love terrific Lady Day yeah
you should but you know what you’re
gonna love it more terrific lady night
woo Wow okay and all out
you deserve a kiss okay number one
Tobias and Lindsay Bluth bouquet
Arrested Development you’re good
no no I’m not Kay no Lindsay how many
times plus we have this while David
Cross the actor who plays Tobias is by
no means a beefcake it’s good it’s going
to be good and Portia de Rossi as
Lindsay is quite obviously a stunner
it is obvious I’m not wearing a bra
right I can’t take this anymore their
looks alone aren’t enough for them to
take the top spot on top of the
disparity between their physical
attractiveness Tobias is a
down-on-his-luck former and now riposte
and yes we know that looks bad on a card
you’re almost arrested for those
business cards yes no it did not look
good on paper while Lindsay is the
princess of a wealthy family it just
give dad one more reason to think that
I’ve got nothing to offer but my looks
however they are both broken people who
can’t actually bear to be apart for very
long so much so that he pretends to be a
British nanny to stay close to her and
their daughter it was the exact plot of
the film mrs. Doubtfire meanwhile she
puts up with his being a never-nude
among his many many other eccentricities
I’m afraid I just blew myself which
makes them an unforgettable albeit
unequal pair yeah for me Tobias
that too do you agree with our list I
hear you like comic book Scotty B this
is crew what TV guy is with a girl that
you think is out of his League he has
some freaking fat dude named Todd for
more TV top 10s published every day be
sure to subscribe to mismo joe why do we
want that cuz there’s a lot of gorgeous
blondes out there who don’t believe they
can land a short nearsighted scientist
let’s give them hope
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