none of us is innocent when it comes to
the following so why try to deny it
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
things we all do but won’t admit to
nobody likes to get caught with the bird
okay before we begin we publish new
videos every day so be sure to subscribe
for more great content for this list
we’re taking a look at activities habits
and generally strange behaviors both
good and bad that we’ve all engaged in
at some point and yet despite the
accepted knowledge that most people
partake in these acts we choose to
completely deny that we would ever do
these ourselves I’m preceding an
apparent change and the way others
behave toward me
for example people abruptly end
conversations when I appear number 10
drinking from the milk carton
guys come on we’ve evolved from our
barbaric caveman ancestry so whatever
happened to basic hygiene no apparently
some people just don’t care about others
or the craving for a gulp of milky
goodness can be too intense to spare a
few extra seconds to pour it into a
glass so unless you’re living all by
your lonesome odds are that a family
member or a roommate is gonna need to
use that same carton at some point after
you hey Josh grab me a glass of milk
they don’t have any mouths but I can get
you some milk also drinking from the
carton is a mess waiting to happen as
the milk tends to drip over the side and
run down your face right onto the floor
get your calcium keep those bones
healthy but don’t be a pig while doing
so milk was a bad choice number 9
talking behind someone’s back hey my
retargeted Janis Ian I don’t know I mean
she’s so weird she just you know came up
to me and started talking to me about
crack with approximately 7 billion human
beings living on planet Earth all at
once chances are high that will
inevitably meet someone who just rubs us
the wrong way and we may not even be
able to pinpoint why
guess what though not liking someone
isn’t that weird everyone has that
person who gets under their skin because
Rocco is an idiot well it doesn’t matter
cuz thoughtless stupid me
look knits i’m not going to lend sexist
and racist in a sloppy drunk while we
understand why we may feel like we have
the right to walk up to someone and say
hey by the way i cannot stand you
we usually instead opt for the even
nastier route of spreading cruel parsh
and even untrue statements about said
person yeah yeah that person is so bad
but are we really acting much better by
doing this he’s old we’re young number
eight not washing our hands after going
to the bathroom returning back to this
notion of basic hygienic principles
what’s so difficult about taking a few
steps from the toilet over to a sink
splashing some water and soap onto your
hands and washing all the nasty germs
away not to sound like your mother here
but it’s for your own good just as much
as it’s for those around you
[Music]
you can imagine though that you can
do you really need to be reminded that
bathrooms are purposely designed for
people to rid their bowels of our bodily
wastes
aren’t you grossed out by that well you
should be
so that’s all the more reason to wash
your hands after doing your business
number seven pretending we’re texting
where the hell’s my phone it’s right
over there silly the hell is this piece
of crap his modern society becoming
brainwashed by our little cellular
devices are we too reliant on them if
you take into consideration how people
use cell phones for a sense of security
then all signs point to yes are you
waiting for your pals to show up for
gathering at a bar or restaurant whip
out your phone and pretend you’re
texting so you don’t come off as an
antisocial weirdo pretend someone texted
me did you walk in the completely wrong
direction take out your phone and
pretend you’re sending a text as an
excuse to stop and spin yourself around
in the opposite direction are we all
really that insecure and so easily
embarrassed nowadays that we think we
have to look busy 24/7 oh no finish your
tweet just give us a second
number six farting if you’re a human
being and eat foods to stay alive which
we’ll go out on a limb and say is an
accurate description of all seven
billion of you out there odds are you
will fart numerous times during your
lifetime gas builds up in your gut and
it’s better out than in so you need to
let it out
[Music]
Oh somebody step in a darkness what is
there to be ashamed of
if anything the loud noise it can make
can be used for humor and everyone can
share a laugh for this absurd aspect of
life right use it use or false true
cause
[Music]
number five stocking someone’s social
media profile keeping a close eye on
your siblings have a crush on a
classmate looking for potential
blackmail material to save up for future
reference whatever the reason may be
nearly all of us have dug into someone’s
social media profile at some point we
are curious creatures after all and want
to learn all we can about a subject that
interests us nowadays with people
sharing their entire lives on the World
Wide Web information about each and
every one of us is readily available are
you watching me Scott I’ve been watching
you for a while whether our urge to
figure out all there is to know about
someone is triggered by loving adoration
or bitter hatred we don’t seem to
hesitate for a second when it comes to
channeling our inner detective skills
she’s the girl in your computer he’s got
you’re on his computer number four
saying you have plans when you don’t
thing I gotta do so I’ll be seeing you
even though human beings are typically
described as very social creatures we
all have moments where we just want to
be all by our lonesome with jobs school
and the various other tasks that make up
our busy lifestyles the stress of it all
can leave us exhausted and wanting a
moment or two to ourselves so what’s so
hard about admitting that Michael Max is
coming to dinner I’d like you to meet
him I can’t I have plans people will ask
us to go out and see a movie or hit a
bar and although we’re invited we’re not
technically obliged to go there your
friends it’s not like they’ll be furious
with you for saying you aren’t up for it
so just be honest because it’s just
gonna be very awkward if you get caught
in your life
number three missing a text uh didn’t
you get my text you know the thing about
instant messaging is that it’s instant
with cell phones in everyone’s pockets
nowadays it’s much harder to get away
with lies with texting facebook
Messenger and so many other forms of
communication it’s practically
impossible to not keep tabs on someone
we’re always on the grid so with that in
mind why do so many of us bother trying
to pretend like we didn’t get the memo
I’ll put you on hold I’d like to watch
the line blink it’s not like the message
will disappear or something and you’ll
need to check your phone at some point
so logically you’ll also see the text at
some point some apps even have a feature
that lets the sender know if the
recipient has seen the message or not
busted text but number two masturbating
were you masturbating
everyone has urges some people also have
funky freaky fetish fantasies floating
around in their minds and then there are
times when you really want a boogie and
find yourself without a dance partner
and that is when one resorts to ulterior
methods to relieve pent up sexual
frustrations we all know if you’re
caught in the act while watching the
scrambling channels or flipping through
Glamour magazine for that extra kick
it’s pretty much DEFCON 1 on the
embarrassment scale but in solitude and
with privacy there’s no real need to
feel ashamed the person you’re hiding
the truth from may have performed
self-pleasure not long before you did
yet another reason to always wash your
hands number one checking people out
well put it to you this way the planet
didn’t become this populated because
people popped out of the ground
attraction is just a regular part of
human life and our mating process it’s
literally hardwired into our biology to
look around and notice those who are
most appealing to us think about it
you’re gazing at a hot boy or girl from
across the room and because of that you
decide to strike up a conversation
is awesome we understand that it’s a
part of social dynamics that we can’t
help but stare at what and who we find
attractive
so then why deny it when we’re called
out on it it’s just something that
cannot be helped so why make a big deal
over something so normal do you agree
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the following so why try to deny it
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
things we all do but won’t admit to
nobody likes to get caught with the bird
okay before we begin we publish new
videos every day so be sure to subscribe
for more great content for this list
we’re taking a look at activities habits
and generally strange behaviors both
good and bad that we’ve all engaged in
at some point and yet despite the
accepted knowledge that most people
partake in these acts we choose to
completely deny that we would ever do
these ourselves I’m preceding an
apparent change and the way others
behave toward me
for example people abruptly end
conversations when I appear number 10
drinking from the milk carton
guys come on we’ve evolved from our
barbaric caveman ancestry so whatever
happened to basic hygiene no apparently
some people just don’t care about others
or the craving for a gulp of milky
goodness can be too intense to spare a
few extra seconds to pour it into a
glass so unless you’re living all by
your lonesome odds are that a family
member or a roommate is gonna need to
use that same carton at some point after
you hey Josh grab me a glass of milk
they don’t have any mouths but I can get
you some milk also drinking from the
carton is a mess waiting to happen as
the milk tends to drip over the side and
run down your face right onto the floor
get your calcium keep those bones
healthy but don’t be a pig while doing
so milk was a bad choice number 9
talking behind someone’s back hey my
retargeted Janis Ian I don’t know I mean
she’s so weird she just you know came up
to me and started talking to me about
crack with approximately 7 billion human
beings living on planet Earth all at
once chances are high that will
inevitably meet someone who just rubs us
the wrong way and we may not even be
able to pinpoint why
guess what though not liking someone
isn’t that weird everyone has that
person who gets under their skin because
Rocco is an idiot well it doesn’t matter
cuz thoughtless stupid me
look knits i’m not going to lend sexist
and racist in a sloppy drunk while we
understand why we may feel like we have
the right to walk up to someone and say
hey by the way i cannot stand you
we usually instead opt for the even
nastier route of spreading cruel parsh
and even untrue statements about said
person yeah yeah that person is so bad
but are we really acting much better by
doing this he’s old we’re young number
eight not washing our hands after going
to the bathroom returning back to this
notion of basic hygienic principles
what’s so difficult about taking a few
steps from the toilet over to a sink
splashing some water and soap onto your
hands and washing all the nasty germs
away not to sound like your mother here
but it’s for your own good just as much
as it’s for those around you
[Music]
you can imagine though that you can
do you really need to be reminded that
bathrooms are purposely designed for
people to rid their bowels of our bodily
wastes
aren’t you grossed out by that well you
should be
so that’s all the more reason to wash
your hands after doing your business
number seven pretending we’re texting
where the hell’s my phone it’s right
over there silly the hell is this piece
of crap his modern society becoming
brainwashed by our little cellular
devices are we too reliant on them if
you take into consideration how people
use cell phones for a sense of security
then all signs point to yes are you
waiting for your pals to show up for
gathering at a bar or restaurant whip
out your phone and pretend you’re
texting so you don’t come off as an
antisocial weirdo pretend someone texted
me did you walk in the completely wrong
direction take out your phone and
pretend you’re sending a text as an
excuse to stop and spin yourself around
in the opposite direction are we all
really that insecure and so easily
embarrassed nowadays that we think we
have to look busy 24/7 oh no finish your
tweet just give us a second
number six farting if you’re a human
being and eat foods to stay alive which
we’ll go out on a limb and say is an
accurate description of all seven
billion of you out there odds are you
will fart numerous times during your
lifetime gas builds up in your gut and
it’s better out than in so you need to
let it out
[Music]
Oh somebody step in a darkness what is
there to be ashamed of
if anything the loud noise it can make
can be used for humor and everyone can
share a laugh for this absurd aspect of
life right use it use or false true
cause
[Music]
number five stocking someone’s social
media profile keeping a close eye on
your siblings have a crush on a
classmate looking for potential
blackmail material to save up for future
reference whatever the reason may be
nearly all of us have dug into someone’s
social media profile at some point we
are curious creatures after all and want
to learn all we can about a subject that
interests us nowadays with people
sharing their entire lives on the World
Wide Web information about each and
every one of us is readily available are
you watching me Scott I’ve been watching
you for a while whether our urge to
figure out all there is to know about
someone is triggered by loving adoration
or bitter hatred we don’t seem to
hesitate for a second when it comes to
channeling our inner detective skills
she’s the girl in your computer he’s got
you’re on his computer number four
saying you have plans when you don’t
thing I gotta do so I’ll be seeing you
even though human beings are typically
described as very social creatures we
all have moments where we just want to
be all by our lonesome with jobs school
and the various other tasks that make up
our busy lifestyles the stress of it all
can leave us exhausted and wanting a
moment or two to ourselves so what’s so
hard about admitting that Michael Max is
coming to dinner I’d like you to meet
him I can’t I have plans people will ask
us to go out and see a movie or hit a
bar and although we’re invited we’re not
technically obliged to go there your
friends it’s not like they’ll be furious
with you for saying you aren’t up for it
so just be honest because it’s just
gonna be very awkward if you get caught
in your life
number three missing a text uh didn’t
you get my text you know the thing about
instant messaging is that it’s instant
with cell phones in everyone’s pockets
nowadays it’s much harder to get away
with lies with texting facebook
Messenger and so many other forms of
communication it’s practically
impossible to not keep tabs on someone
we’re always on the grid so with that in
mind why do so many of us bother trying
to pretend like we didn’t get the memo
I’ll put you on hold I’d like to watch
the line blink it’s not like the message
will disappear or something and you’ll
need to check your phone at some point
so logically you’ll also see the text at
some point some apps even have a feature
that lets the sender know if the
recipient has seen the message or not
busted text but number two masturbating
were you masturbating
everyone has urges some people also have
funky freaky fetish fantasies floating
around in their minds and then there are
times when you really want a boogie and
find yourself without a dance partner
and that is when one resorts to ulterior
methods to relieve pent up sexual
frustrations we all know if you’re
caught in the act while watching the
scrambling channels or flipping through
Glamour magazine for that extra kick
it’s pretty much DEFCON 1 on the
embarrassment scale but in solitude and
with privacy there’s no real need to
feel ashamed the person you’re hiding
the truth from may have performed
self-pleasure not long before you did
yet another reason to always wash your
hands number one checking people out
well put it to you this way the planet
didn’t become this populated because
people popped out of the ground
attraction is just a regular part of
human life and our mating process it’s
literally hardwired into our biology to
look around and notice those who are
most appealing to us think about it
you’re gazing at a hot boy or girl from
across the room and because of that you
decide to strike up a conversation
is awesome we understand that it’s a
part of social dynamics that we can’t
help but stare at what and who we find
attractive
so then why deny it when we’re called
out on it it’s just something that
cannot be helped so why make a big deal
over something so normal do you agree
with our pics check out these other
great clips from WatchMojo and subscribe
for new videos every day
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