that’s not how it works welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 things
movies get wrong
about sex
before we begin we publish new videos
every day so be sure to subscribe for
more great content for this list we’re
looking at those tropes that always pop
up and Hollywood sex scenes which make
movie sex appear vastly different from
the real thing we were just talking hi
we gotta go now number 10 people aren’t
clumsy in movies
occasionally that’s full of guys shoot
behind if there’s one thing movie
characters appear to have much more of
than the average person is graced in the
bedroom you’ll rarely see people on
screen having trouble unclasping of raw
unless it’s to add some comedy or
getting their shirts stuck on their head
or tripping over their crumpled pants
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what’s even more impressive is when a
film couple passionately makes out on
their way to the bedroom or in a cramped
space without stubbing a toe tripping
over furniture or banging their heads
despite being a little preoccupied
number nine no one ever talks about
wanting to have sex what do you think we
have sex tonight
and awesome of course there are outliers
to this rule like knocked up speak
casually and nonchalantly asking for sex
while brushing his teeth
but overall people in movies rarely have
an actual conversation about wanting to
have sex with their partner usually a
scene will smash cut from seductive
looks and winks to a squeaking bed
or a couple will just start passionately
making out for seemingly no reason I cry
about the babies to color when even new
couples never seem to discuss it as the
scene usually progresses from an
innocent and inexperienced kiss to
clothes being taken off within a matter
of seconds number eight couples roll
over and lay in bed after
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next time you see a sex scene in a movie
pay attention to what the characters do
afterwards chances are they’ll simply
roll over and start a conversation go to
sleep
smoke a cigarette or some combination of
those three will be people you mean
nasty want a beer yeah that all you can
sing yeah
characters never have to do the things
we mortals do you know like dispose of
condoms clean themselves up or visit the
bathroom things that are usually
priority number one in the real world no
matter how great it was there is always
something practical to do after sex in
real life anything is on number seven
no awkward or graphic position will be
sex scene 101 only show the missionary
position and absolutely nothing else
movie couples rarely experiment with sex
in different positions cuz that’d be too
awkward to film and watch right movies
also rarely show anything more graphic
than the missionary position that would
border on the pornographic and possibly
upset the more innocent members of the
audience instead we always see the man
on top scenario because it’s safe easy
to film and passionate despite it being
only one of many options available in a
real bed number six clothes get ripped
off
oh yeah a minute you’ll see it often in
movies during a passionate makeout
session one half of the couple takes the
other shirt in their hands and literally
rips it from their body with the sounds
of fabric tearing and buttons bouncing
off the floor to follow while it may
look hot on film this act would result
in nothing but yells of why did you do
that and that was my favorite shirt also
physically ripping a shirt especially
off someone else’s body is incredibly
difficult and you’ll look pretty foolish
if you attempt and fail number five
everyone orgasms very easily and quickly
yes
movies make sex look like the easiest
thing in the world as a passionate
session never seems to last more than a
minute
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morality sucks not only two partners
always seem to finish simultaneously
which is quite an achievement on its own
but also it’s always done extremely
quickly and efficiently with minimal
effort from either party men usually
finish within literal seconds for
comedic reasons think of Jason Biggs in
American Pie and women are usually not
far behind there are never any problems
regarding motivation or performance for
either sex unless it’s a plot point and
that is some great ABS
[Applause]
[Music]
number four hair and makeup remain
perfect it’s no surprise that movie
producers want their stars to look as
gorgeous as possible but when we see
perfect hair and makeup on screen after
sex
we can’t help but chuckle while the men
may be a little sweaty
the woman remains practically perfect
her hair isn’t frizzy or sticking in
every direction she doesn’t have any
sweat beads and her makeup is in
pristine condition without so much as
some smudged lipstick it’s just a fact
that after that much exercise you won’t
look perfect getting out of bed but it’s
a fact that movies just don’t seem to
want to acknowledge number three no
mention of condoms seventy sailors used
condoms baby unless it’s integral to the
story like Ben failing to put one on and
knocked up there’s almost zero mention
of condoms in the history of sex scenes
no one ever mentions having a condom no
one ever mentions putting one on and no
one ever takes one off after finishing
despite condoms being a fairly important
and integral aspect to having safer sex
especially with a stranger you just met
at a sleazy nightclub movies almost
never mention them and characters always
seem to just jump right into the action
without a second thought
already number two blankets are
conveniently placed I just had sex with
this guy and now we’re laying in bed
better cover up my breasts so we can’t
see them these are the apparent thoughts
of every post-coital movie lady this of
course is the ever-present conveniently
placed blanket trope which sees that a
cover comforter or other type of bedding
covers nude body parts or the act itself
so the viewers are unable to see
anything too explicit it’s dumb and if
there were anything like real life the
blanket would be in a crumpled heap on
the floor also see women who get out of
bed after sex and immediately put on a
bathrobe I think it’s high time we had
another look
yeah before we unveil our number one
pick here are some honorable mentions
[Music]
I can’t feel anything all right
does that feel good Oh can’t feel
anything okay cause it hurt okay number
one sex in the shower is enjoyable I
like you better without yoga in the
movies there’s nothing more romantic or
mood setting than shower sex it’s hot
literally and it looks sensual as hell
unfortunately shower sex is probably the
most annoying thing you can attempt with
your partner in the real world one of
you will slip and hurt and/or embarrass
yourself the height difference makes
things difficult one of you will be
freezing cold water does not make the
greatest lubricant having sex standing
up and stamina are impossible should we
go on seriously
don’t let the movies fool you shower sex
is the worst
[Music]
do you agree with our picks check out
these other great clips from WatchMojo
and subscribe for new videos every day
[Music]
you
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 things
movies get wrong
about sex
before we begin we publish new videos
every day so be sure to subscribe for
more great content for this list we’re
looking at those tropes that always pop
up and Hollywood sex scenes which make
movie sex appear vastly different from
the real thing we were just talking hi
we gotta go now number 10 people aren’t
clumsy in movies
occasionally that’s full of guys shoot
behind if there’s one thing movie
characters appear to have much more of
than the average person is graced in the
bedroom you’ll rarely see people on
screen having trouble unclasping of raw
unless it’s to add some comedy or
getting their shirts stuck on their head
or tripping over their crumpled pants
[Music]
what’s even more impressive is when a
film couple passionately makes out on
their way to the bedroom or in a cramped
space without stubbing a toe tripping
over furniture or banging their heads
despite being a little preoccupied
number nine no one ever talks about
wanting to have sex what do you think we
have sex tonight
and awesome of course there are outliers
to this rule like knocked up speak
casually and nonchalantly asking for sex
while brushing his teeth
but overall people in movies rarely have
an actual conversation about wanting to
have sex with their partner usually a
scene will smash cut from seductive
looks and winks to a squeaking bed
or a couple will just start passionately
making out for seemingly no reason I cry
about the babies to color when even new
couples never seem to discuss it as the
scene usually progresses from an
innocent and inexperienced kiss to
clothes being taken off within a matter
of seconds number eight couples roll
over and lay in bed after
[Music]
next time you see a sex scene in a movie
pay attention to what the characters do
afterwards chances are they’ll simply
roll over and start a conversation go to
sleep
smoke a cigarette or some combination of
those three will be people you mean
nasty want a beer yeah that all you can
sing yeah
characters never have to do the things
we mortals do you know like dispose of
condoms clean themselves up or visit the
bathroom things that are usually
priority number one in the real world no
matter how great it was there is always
something practical to do after sex in
real life anything is on number seven
no awkward or graphic position will be
sex scene 101 only show the missionary
position and absolutely nothing else
movie couples rarely experiment with sex
in different positions cuz that’d be too
awkward to film and watch right movies
also rarely show anything more graphic
than the missionary position that would
border on the pornographic and possibly
upset the more innocent members of the
audience instead we always see the man
on top scenario because it’s safe easy
to film and passionate despite it being
only one of many options available in a
real bed number six clothes get ripped
off
oh yeah a minute you’ll see it often in
movies during a passionate makeout
session one half of the couple takes the
other shirt in their hands and literally
rips it from their body with the sounds
of fabric tearing and buttons bouncing
off the floor to follow while it may
look hot on film this act would result
in nothing but yells of why did you do
that and that was my favorite shirt also
physically ripping a shirt especially
off someone else’s body is incredibly
difficult and you’ll look pretty foolish
if you attempt and fail number five
everyone orgasms very easily and quickly
yes
movies make sex look like the easiest
thing in the world as a passionate
session never seems to last more than a
minute
[Music]
morality sucks not only two partners
always seem to finish simultaneously
which is quite an achievement on its own
but also it’s always done extremely
quickly and efficiently with minimal
effort from either party men usually
finish within literal seconds for
comedic reasons think of Jason Biggs in
American Pie and women are usually not
far behind there are never any problems
regarding motivation or performance for
either sex unless it’s a plot point and
that is some great ABS
[Applause]
[Music]
number four hair and makeup remain
perfect it’s no surprise that movie
producers want their stars to look as
gorgeous as possible but when we see
perfect hair and makeup on screen after
sex
we can’t help but chuckle while the men
may be a little sweaty
the woman remains practically perfect
her hair isn’t frizzy or sticking in
every direction she doesn’t have any
sweat beads and her makeup is in
pristine condition without so much as
some smudged lipstick it’s just a fact
that after that much exercise you won’t
look perfect getting out of bed but it’s
a fact that movies just don’t seem to
want to acknowledge number three no
mention of condoms seventy sailors used
condoms baby unless it’s integral to the
story like Ben failing to put one on and
knocked up there’s almost zero mention
of condoms in the history of sex scenes
no one ever mentions having a condom no
one ever mentions putting one on and no
one ever takes one off after finishing
despite condoms being a fairly important
and integral aspect to having safer sex
especially with a stranger you just met
at a sleazy nightclub movies almost
never mention them and characters always
seem to just jump right into the action
without a second thought
already number two blankets are
conveniently placed I just had sex with
this guy and now we’re laying in bed
better cover up my breasts so we can’t
see them these are the apparent thoughts
of every post-coital movie lady this of
course is the ever-present conveniently
placed blanket trope which sees that a
cover comforter or other type of bedding
covers nude body parts or the act itself
so the viewers are unable to see
anything too explicit it’s dumb and if
there were anything like real life the
blanket would be in a crumpled heap on
the floor also see women who get out of
bed after sex and immediately put on a
bathrobe I think it’s high time we had
another look
yeah before we unveil our number one
pick here are some honorable mentions
[Music]
I can’t feel anything all right
does that feel good Oh can’t feel
anything okay cause it hurt okay number
one sex in the shower is enjoyable I
like you better without yoga in the
movies there’s nothing more romantic or
mood setting than shower sex it’s hot
literally and it looks sensual as hell
unfortunately shower sex is probably the
most annoying thing you can attempt with
your partner in the real world one of
you will slip and hurt and/or embarrass
yourself the height difference makes
things difficult one of you will be
freezing cold water does not make the
greatest lubricant having sex standing
up and stamina are impossible should we
go on seriously
don’t let the movies fool you shower sex
is the worst
[Music]
do you agree with our picks check out
these other great clips from WatchMojo
and subscribe for new videos every day
[Music]
you
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