women can’t live with them can’t live
without em em alright welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top ten things
that men don’t understand about women
before we begin we publish new videos
every day so be sure to subscribe for
more great content for this list we’re
looking at a variety of things that
ladies do one an everyday basis that
completely baffles the men around them
for the record we’re not trying to
generalize or say that all women do
these things or possess these qualities
but rather that these are common
stereotypes and perceptions about the
female sex that men sometimes for often
find confusing just don’t order a garden
salad and then eat my food number 10
why do women order a salad and then eat
my fries sharing is caring and many a
man has shown off his chivalrous side by
tweeting a gallon to dinner or preparing
a meal for two so I invited Ramona over
for dinner tonight so you can’t be here
and sometimes in no scenario some women
choose to just order something like and
healthy instead of a steak or a lobster
that’s really all well and good until
minutes later when the same woman is
chomping down on a handful of ill-gotten
fries she snatched from her date plate
[Music]
was she just being polite by saying no
well no I guess she would have bought
her own if that were the case hey look
it’s not about a few fries it’s about
what the fries represent well that
doesn’t really make any sense either
because she was offered the food say
it’s enough to make my fragile male mind
ache gotta find me a waffle man number
nine why are women so fixated on
marriage okay you know how you count
about your perfect wedding day ever
since your little girls
you totally know one thing that men
don’t like the idea of marriage as much
as women do I mean its appeal is
understandable and even the manliest a
fella ties their romantic lovey-dovey
moments but letting wedding thoughts
consume every waking second of your
assistance come on that’s too much okay
any help wedding and something about
maybe hydrangeas when do you have time
to think about cars sports beer many men
are totally on board with webblock but
they tend to think about it more when
it’s actually a possibility you know why
rush into things you know why because if
you are so legitimately happy
honestly you wouldn’t feel the need to
make a big shell out of it can’t we just
get to know each other first for like
eight or nine decades women on the other
hand can daydream and fantasize about
getting married four years before it
even comes close to happening which
makes it difficult for the real thing to
live up to expectations number eight
why do women love bad boys okay when you
think a bad boy
you probably pictured a leather-clad
motorcycle straddling cigarette smoking
James Dean type who just doesn’t give a
damn about anything we’re maybe you’re
picturing a more arrogant frat boy sighs
lots of money and not lots of
personality rel we call it fact lunch or
maybe you’re picturing a stuck-up
half-witted scruffy-looking nerf-herder
well all these guys might be jerks but
they also have a couple of things in
common I guess they’re by no means
boring and they get the girl but why is
that why is it that these women seem to
fall for these guys non-stop especially
when these boys always end up treating
them like dirt oh wow pull down all
right I forgot I thought it was neck
yeah with shining it was this Friday and
you look great so you’re a liar number
seven but you said it was fine so the
general meaning of the word fine is to
be all like okay feeling decent it seems
that many women misuse this word with
baffling frequency back and many men
have fallen victim to this as a result
unfortunately clanks for post-traumatic
lying disorder seem to be few and far
between are you I’m fine I’m fine
then just cannot wrap their heads around
the logic of it why would a woman say
she’s fine when she’s obviously the
father think we’re buying listen there’s
no shame in being upset or sad every now
and then why are you hiding it this one
confuses men so much that the mere
utterance of the word can cause panic
attacks cold sweat elevated blood
pressure and numbness in the left arm or
uh so we’ve been told I would be
delighted to offer any advice I can on
understanding with it
and I have some I’ll let you know number
six why do women love gossip that is the
ugliest effing skirt I’ve ever seen it’s
good to be up-to-date and aware of
what’s going on around you
but there are some women out there that
take the mentality to a whole other
level when compared to men it’s
practically an unofficial sport among
females of our species to get the skinny
on every subject every person in every
place ASAP who’s dating who what they
broke up she said what he went there he
did what we want to hear everything
Monica get the wine and unplug the phone
meanwhile it seems like a man can go a
lifetime without noticing the color of
his own shoes or who his best friend is
married to let alone what Mabel had to
say about what’s-her-face and who this
then I kissed her Tom yeah cool
number five why are women so obsessed
with shoes nice shoes sure men spend
money on everything from tools to video
games to broken automobiles but those
things can provide a lifetime of youth
and enjoyment nah ideally anyway what
that was that now pack I got the last
one we don’t really see how the same
could be said for footwear if men had
learned anything about shoes it’s that
women will fill their closets with an
abundance of them only to wear most of
them only once if at all before
forgetting about them and relegating
them too soon purgatory otherwise known
as the back of your closet how many
pairs of shoes does one person need that
is not the way to get out of this alive
we’re still or the hefty prices these
things carry why would a pair of shoes
ever need to cost $400 if a while it
could cry it would but I guess that’s
our job now $40,000 on shoes and I have
no place to live number four why are
women constantly cold cool Zizi here is
a question that every man who’s worked
in an office with women will have to ask
themselves even in the height of summer
men will get reports of women in need of
a warm sweater or a blanket or begging
to adjust the air conditioner it really
doesn’t make sense the Sun is bright and
shining and yet you’re cold
what’s the catch what’s your angle are
you really cold how can this be sure
maybe it’s because you wear flip-flops
until there’s snow on the ground but
beyond that hard science on the matter
is limited
I’m cool too damn jerky I can’t control
the weather number three
purses come on purses I always hit the
pace to hang a hat
he’s on a handstand there are many weird
handbag questions we have white shoes
why do women have to have so many why
did they think that a purse is cute when
it’s really UGL white fuzzy and why did
I keep so much crap in there anyway it’s
like the console would think that the
world’s going to end
and all they’ll have left is what’s in
their purse what’s more women tend to
tease men about their lack of
organizational skills you have an
ethical problem with rifling through a
woman’s purse yeah I guess I did but
come on if women are so organized why
did he inside that their purses look
like bombs went off in there we’ve all
seen a woman rifling through her purse
in frustration tossing things out just
to find some lip gloss and it’s always
with what I’m just saying that that sort
of mess would never fly in a tool chest
to say nothing of a tackle box there’s
got to be a better way
there are many dark and dangerous things
in there that we the male species should
know nothing about number two why do
they hold bathroom parties shall we yes
I need to go to the bathroom first
that’s Pritam
oh no I don’t have to go men cannot
imagine that women’s bathrooms are so
much more interesting than men’s in
terms of design and features cleaner
maybe probably definitely but more
interesting they were both designed for
the purpose of well you know going to
the bathroom girls go in groups
patchouli nothing from stand-up comedy
no 19 what time and time again women
seem to travel to the restroom in groups
so what we can only assume our lively
social gatherings that maybe include
cocaine maybe they don’t indeed is one
lady leaves two pounder her nose the
rest will follow
leaving mental wonder what kind of race
secret rituals or spy headquarters lie
behind those doors can you imagine if
men peed in packs well I stand corrected
this is pretty cool
yes before we reveal our top pick here a
few honorable mentions
[Music]
there’s always one night a year that
just seemed right for a celebration of a
specific event do you know what I’m
saying
absolutely I loved it it’s our
anniversary number one why do women take
forever to get ready they are going out
he’s wearing hopefully a clean shirt but
no promises
perhaps a pre-tied time and being nicer
of his two pairs of shoes and getting
all that together took him all of 48
seconds so where’s the other half
well she’s staring blankly into the
abyss of her closet and complaining that
she has nothing to wear men do
appreciate that women want to look nice
believe me we do but you know we’d also
like to make the movie before it’s over
oh and then when she actually does
choose an outfit half the time it’ll be
so uncomfortable that it’ll cause her to
in the night early because she’s in
physical pain I’m told it’s the latest
fashion in London well women in London
must have left not to breathe these are
phenomena that will perplex men until
the end of time no matter how many times
women explain them I mean how long
you’re supposed to wait and type of
situation before you can talk again do
you agree with our picks check out these
other great clips from WatchMojo and
subscribe for new videos every day
without em em alright welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top ten things
that men don’t understand about women
before we begin we publish new videos
every day so be sure to subscribe for
more great content for this list we’re
looking at a variety of things that
ladies do one an everyday basis that
completely baffles the men around them
for the record we’re not trying to
generalize or say that all women do
these things or possess these qualities
but rather that these are common
stereotypes and perceptions about the
female sex that men sometimes for often
find confusing just don’t order a garden
salad and then eat my food number 10
why do women order a salad and then eat
my fries sharing is caring and many a
man has shown off his chivalrous side by
tweeting a gallon to dinner or preparing
a meal for two so I invited Ramona over
for dinner tonight so you can’t be here
and sometimes in no scenario some women
choose to just order something like and
healthy instead of a steak or a lobster
that’s really all well and good until
minutes later when the same woman is
chomping down on a handful of ill-gotten
fries she snatched from her date plate
[Music]
was she just being polite by saying no
well no I guess she would have bought
her own if that were the case hey look
it’s not about a few fries it’s about
what the fries represent well that
doesn’t really make any sense either
because she was offered the food say
it’s enough to make my fragile male mind
ache gotta find me a waffle man number
nine why are women so fixated on
marriage okay you know how you count
about your perfect wedding day ever
since your little girls
you totally know one thing that men
don’t like the idea of marriage as much
as women do I mean its appeal is
understandable and even the manliest a
fella ties their romantic lovey-dovey
moments but letting wedding thoughts
consume every waking second of your
assistance come on that’s too much okay
any help wedding and something about
maybe hydrangeas when do you have time
to think about cars sports beer many men
are totally on board with webblock but
they tend to think about it more when
it’s actually a possibility you know why
rush into things you know why because if
you are so legitimately happy
honestly you wouldn’t feel the need to
make a big shell out of it can’t we just
get to know each other first for like
eight or nine decades women on the other
hand can daydream and fantasize about
getting married four years before it
even comes close to happening which
makes it difficult for the real thing to
live up to expectations number eight
why do women love bad boys okay when you
think a bad boy
you probably pictured a leather-clad
motorcycle straddling cigarette smoking
James Dean type who just doesn’t give a
damn about anything we’re maybe you’re
picturing a more arrogant frat boy sighs
lots of money and not lots of
personality rel we call it fact lunch or
maybe you’re picturing a stuck-up
half-witted scruffy-looking nerf-herder
well all these guys might be jerks but
they also have a couple of things in
common I guess they’re by no means
boring and they get the girl but why is
that why is it that these women seem to
fall for these guys non-stop especially
when these boys always end up treating
them like dirt oh wow pull down all
right I forgot I thought it was neck
yeah with shining it was this Friday and
you look great so you’re a liar number
seven but you said it was fine so the
general meaning of the word fine is to
be all like okay feeling decent it seems
that many women misuse this word with
baffling frequency back and many men
have fallen victim to this as a result
unfortunately clanks for post-traumatic
lying disorder seem to be few and far
between are you I’m fine I’m fine
then just cannot wrap their heads around
the logic of it why would a woman say
she’s fine when she’s obviously the
father think we’re buying listen there’s
no shame in being upset or sad every now
and then why are you hiding it this one
confuses men so much that the mere
utterance of the word can cause panic
attacks cold sweat elevated blood
pressure and numbness in the left arm or
uh so we’ve been told I would be
delighted to offer any advice I can on
understanding with it
and I have some I’ll let you know number
six why do women love gossip that is the
ugliest effing skirt I’ve ever seen it’s
good to be up-to-date and aware of
what’s going on around you
but there are some women out there that
take the mentality to a whole other
level when compared to men it’s
practically an unofficial sport among
females of our species to get the skinny
on every subject every person in every
place ASAP who’s dating who what they
broke up she said what he went there he
did what we want to hear everything
Monica get the wine and unplug the phone
meanwhile it seems like a man can go a
lifetime without noticing the color of
his own shoes or who his best friend is
married to let alone what Mabel had to
say about what’s-her-face and who this
then I kissed her Tom yeah cool
number five why are women so obsessed
with shoes nice shoes sure men spend
money on everything from tools to video
games to broken automobiles but those
things can provide a lifetime of youth
and enjoyment nah ideally anyway what
that was that now pack I got the last
one we don’t really see how the same
could be said for footwear if men had
learned anything about shoes it’s that
women will fill their closets with an
abundance of them only to wear most of
them only once if at all before
forgetting about them and relegating
them too soon purgatory otherwise known
as the back of your closet how many
pairs of shoes does one person need that
is not the way to get out of this alive
we’re still or the hefty prices these
things carry why would a pair of shoes
ever need to cost $400 if a while it
could cry it would but I guess that’s
our job now $40,000 on shoes and I have
no place to live number four why are
women constantly cold cool Zizi here is
a question that every man who’s worked
in an office with women will have to ask
themselves even in the height of summer
men will get reports of women in need of
a warm sweater or a blanket or begging
to adjust the air conditioner it really
doesn’t make sense the Sun is bright and
shining and yet you’re cold
what’s the catch what’s your angle are
you really cold how can this be sure
maybe it’s because you wear flip-flops
until there’s snow on the ground but
beyond that hard science on the matter
is limited
I’m cool too damn jerky I can’t control
the weather number three
purses come on purses I always hit the
pace to hang a hat
he’s on a handstand there are many weird
handbag questions we have white shoes
why do women have to have so many why
did they think that a purse is cute when
it’s really UGL white fuzzy and why did
I keep so much crap in there anyway it’s
like the console would think that the
world’s going to end
and all they’ll have left is what’s in
their purse what’s more women tend to
tease men about their lack of
organizational skills you have an
ethical problem with rifling through a
woman’s purse yeah I guess I did but
come on if women are so organized why
did he inside that their purses look
like bombs went off in there we’ve all
seen a woman rifling through her purse
in frustration tossing things out just
to find some lip gloss and it’s always
with what I’m just saying that that sort
of mess would never fly in a tool chest
to say nothing of a tackle box there’s
got to be a better way
there are many dark and dangerous things
in there that we the male species should
know nothing about number two why do
they hold bathroom parties shall we yes
I need to go to the bathroom first
that’s Pritam
oh no I don’t have to go men cannot
imagine that women’s bathrooms are so
much more interesting than men’s in
terms of design and features cleaner
maybe probably definitely but more
interesting they were both designed for
the purpose of well you know going to
the bathroom girls go in groups
patchouli nothing from stand-up comedy
no 19 what time and time again women
seem to travel to the restroom in groups
so what we can only assume our lively
social gatherings that maybe include
cocaine maybe they don’t indeed is one
lady leaves two pounder her nose the
rest will follow
leaving mental wonder what kind of race
secret rituals or spy headquarters lie
behind those doors can you imagine if
men peed in packs well I stand corrected
this is pretty cool
yes before we reveal our top pick here a
few honorable mentions
[Music]
there’s always one night a year that
just seemed right for a celebration of a
specific event do you know what I’m
saying
absolutely I loved it it’s our
anniversary number one why do women take
forever to get ready they are going out
he’s wearing hopefully a clean shirt but
no promises
perhaps a pre-tied time and being nicer
of his two pairs of shoes and getting
all that together took him all of 48
seconds so where’s the other half
well she’s staring blankly into the
abyss of her closet and complaining that
she has nothing to wear men do
appreciate that women want to look nice
believe me we do but you know we’d also
like to make the movie before it’s over
oh and then when she actually does
choose an outfit half the time it’ll be
so uncomfortable that it’ll cause her to
in the night early because she’s in
physical pain I’m told it’s the latest
fashion in London well women in London
must have left not to breathe these are
phenomena that will perplex men until
the end of time no matter how many times
women explain them I mean how long
you’re supposed to wait and type of
situation before you can talk again do
you agree with our picks check out these
other great clips from WatchMojo and
subscribe for new videos every day
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