they’re the crooks that literally stole
the show you’re a jewel thief look dad
look at me you’re not taking Stan on a
mission you’re taking amount of jewel
heist welcome to watchmojo.com and today
we’re counting down our picks for the
top 10 TV thieves and robbers I’m going
to miss you Finn
I’ll miss you too goodbye whoa dude why
are you naked
for this list we’re taking a look at
characters from TV series that are
notorious for their sticky hands whether
they’re criminal action is portrayed in
a serious or comedic light oh I’m gonna
spend eternity alone with barely any
swag number 10 Fernando Sucre Prison
Break what’s another word for love
what’s the context oh you know yeah I
love you so much I never knocking over a
liquor store again context Fernando
Sucre is far from the worst felon at Fox
Webber robbing a liquor store Sucre
politely only takes $100 to give his
girlfriend a taste of the good life no
actually there’s only me he steals a
little more the second time to buy an
engagement ring landing him in the
slammer oh that’s right actually I’m
gonna need a little bit more this time
while Sucre begins as an average
criminal he becomes one of America’s
most wanted men after helping his
cellmate execute a prison break they’re
going after Sucre
they’re gonna take him down how they
find out on the run Sucre remains loyal
to his friends and his armed robbery
skills still occasionally come in handy
I’m trying to find this one for that
and number nine Bela Talbot supernatural
you shot me
I barely grazed you cute
bit of a drama queen yeah we’re the
Winchesters use their connection to the
supernatural world to assist others Bela
Talbot is all about exploiting it for
her own financial gain
Gordon you and I don’t know each other
very well so let me tell you two
something about me I don’t respond well
to threats but you make me an offer and
I think you’ll find me highly
cooperative a notable player throughout
the show’s third season this tricky con
woman will screw over anyone to get her
mitts on powerful objects like the hand
of glory and mojo bag scratch that
give me the Mojo bag and we’ll call it
even although Bela rakes in the cash by
selling stolen treasures to wealthy
clients all that money can’t buy back
her soul Dean this it Nina
so we’d order we a week past help for
her sins and for trusting the wrong
demons she pays the ultimate price
number eight miss Rosa Cisneros orange
is the new black but it’s out of your
hands
it’s always out of your hands you’re all
the same useless of all the incarcerated
ladies on orange is the new black miss
Rosa is one of the most empathetic and
lovable nobody messes with this aging
inmate and she suffers from terminal
cancer you got your whole life ahead of
you
mmm
I’m gonna die here when a person does
get on her bad side though she will
punish them for their rude conduct you
got something to say to me that girl’s
needs you see and when I’m done they can
have it despite her innocent frail
appearance miss roses complex backstory
comes complete with a series of bank
robberies and a proportionate amount of
fallen lovers Peggy
although her days are numbered she
maintains a lively spirit that cannot be
broken you’re too fucking young to die
so nothing died I’m done with chemo I’m
in remission
number 7 salvatore big pussy’
bonpensiero The Sopranos go ahead make a
statement good Johnnie Cochran right
here for you starting off his criminal
career as a cat burglar
Salvatore bompensiero earned the
nickname of pussycat I hear that junior
wants to whack pussy bompensiero pushing
Milan de a little pussy there little
pussy you think he’s gonna big pussy my
pussy when he fell into the big leagues
alongside Tony Soprano
he was upgraded to big pussy over time
his area of expertise switches from
theft to heroin trafficking which lands
him in hot water with the FBI
influencing big pussy to sell out his
mafia family any updates on wyczchuk
working on it I got my ear to the dirt
button stole you know we’re wiring you
for the confirmation prick you think I’m
wearing a white guy’s house while a
backstabber
big pussy still manages to steal our
affection in the end however he leaves
Tony heartbroken and a hysterectomy is
ordered on pussy is that okay Tony did I
sit number 6 Doug Judy
also known as the Pontiac bandit
Brooklyn nine-nine just picked him up on
a dozen counts of identity theft his
name’s Doug Judy you ever seen him
before
no Rosa Rosa Rosa the Pontiac bandit is
Jake Peralta’s white whale or his black
whale if you want to get technical their
history has yet to be fully divulged but
it’s clear Doug has slipped through
Jake’s fingers
numerous times okay we caught them bill
but whatever
no not whatever the Pontiac bandit is my
nemesis I’ve been chasing this guy for
eight years he sold hundreds of cars all
of them Pontiacs even when he’s in
custody Doug knows he’s gonna get out
using his wit and charms sorry I had to
go down his way Peralta maybe we could
have been friends in another world if I
hadn’t just fooled you like a little
bitch
what makes Doug even more infuriating to
Jake is that he’s actually a fun-loving
guy
come on Peralta you gonna let the
criminal have all the fun all right fine
I’ll have one Lobster Thermidor extra
Thermidor on the side I have no idea
what I’m ordering if they weren’t on
opposite sides of the law these two
could have a flourishing friendship
involving room service and robes you
know how we take this to the next level
Rose robes
number five the Beagle boys DuckTales
this is just like Christmas in July yeah
starving in September could you just
shut up and keep stealing this jailbird
family comes in a variety of shapes and
sizes each gang member has a
distinguishing personality trait which
range from obsessing over food to
obsessing over bebop moose mouth with
all this stone you could have put in
every meal of the day these brothers are
united through their common goal to raid
scrooge mcduck shmoney been under the
leadership of MA beagle
keep the motor runnin while I rob this
joint are you piece of cake literally
she’s often the first to flee from
police but will always break her son’s
out with a baked good the Beagle boys
have yet to succeed in robbing Scrooge
but they do consistently give him a run
for his money I’ll shock to you drop
number four at Eliquis Xena Warrior
Princess and Hercules The Legendary
Journeys another day another defilement
how could we leave the self-proclaimed
King of Thieves off this list an
unlikely companion of hercules and xena
atala ‘kiss stole numerous goodies and
scenes on both these series what what
are you doing I’m just making sure you
aren’t crossing anything Hercules I’m a
thief not a liar I have my standards
since he’s a bit of a cross between Jack
Sparrow and Han Solo it’s always a ton
of fun whenever this sarcastic scoundrel
makes an appearance you’re only alive
because of the ambrosia you know that I
was hoping it was my witty repartee cool
Bruce Campbell is perfectly suited to
play the overly confident rapscallion
who isn’t nearly as charming as he
thinks but does possess a strong moral
code and a heart of gold just don’t ask
him about his brother just think
I killed your brother I stole your
mantle as king of thieves soon I’ll be
delivering you to your executioner’s
number three bender bending Rodriguez
Futurama bite my shiny metal ass
bender might have been manufactured for
bending purposes but his true talents
lie in the art of burglary I don’t even
remember shooting this scene we didn’t
that security camera footage from your
dressing room
whether he’s targeting a random sucker
or one of his Futurama co-stars bender
shows little restraint in pickpocketing
then please call me bender
oh this robot can’t keep his shiny metal
hands off anything be it jewelry wallets
or even his best friend’s blood I know
he was evil and on more than one
occasion he he actually stole my blood
on rare occasions
Bender’s conscience will remind him that
his loved ones are more important than
material possessions he’ll always do the
wrong thing before doing the right thing
however whoo hey universe check out the
dude with the Rolex number two snake
jailbird The Simpsons okay
Baldy boy hits wire head comes off
little bandit rolls to a gentle stop
everybody wins although Springfield’s
notorious cat burglar almost stole this
spot no criminal has committed more
thefts in this small town than snake due
to chief Wiggum incompetence it never
takes long for him to break out of jail
when not combing his hair or smoking a
cigarette snake can be found holding up
a poop and occasionally even the
Simpsons themselves yo empty the
register dude okay okay you are the boss
silent alarm activated it’s hard to
believe this convenience store robber
was at one point an archaeologist I’ve
been robbed
I’ll take my revenge on society by which
I mean convenience stores and who would
suspect me
professor jailbird after mole robbed him
of his treasure though snake turned his
back on that life and said boy
boy before we catch our top pick
red-handed here are a few honorable
mentions oh I steal things all the time
it’s just something I do
I stopped carrying a long time ago you
should see how many supplies I’ve taken
from this place well for starters I’d be
unlike any jewel thief you’d ever know I
never steal from anyone who couldn’t
afford it
and I’d never ever steal anything of
sentimental value do you want to write a
new this down please you’re embarrassing
yourself I’m embarrassing his dupe on
the floor
sorry
or olivierb lesson number one Earl
Hickey My Name Is Earl
Lord uh thank you for allowing us to
steal such nice silverware we promise to
take good care of it as we use it to eat
all your creatures in his pilfering
heyday Earl would rob anyone blind
including a deaf woman Randy where’d you
go I got in arguably the most despicable
thief on this list Earl also has the
most to rectify after karma hits him
with a car this moustached crook finally
realizes the error of his ways
with a list of his mistakes in one hand
and a winning lottery ticket in the
other he aspires to set things right
with those he wronged I almost died
because something good happened to me
that I didn’t deserve that karma stuff
is gonna kill me unless I make up for
everything on that list that’s easier
said than done especially since NBC
robbed my name is Earl of a proper
ending Earl did you day me if anything
you did me I was drunk I don’t remember
anything out for fat Steve going through
the wall sweet Jesus I know do you agree
with our list not baby hey Clyde
well what have you got for me who is
your favorite TV thief for more
entertaining top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
you win you happy
the show you’re a jewel thief look dad
look at me you’re not taking Stan on a
mission you’re taking amount of jewel
heist welcome to watchmojo.com and today
we’re counting down our picks for the
top 10 TV thieves and robbers I’m going
to miss you Finn
I’ll miss you too goodbye whoa dude why
are you naked
for this list we’re taking a look at
characters from TV series that are
notorious for their sticky hands whether
they’re criminal action is portrayed in
a serious or comedic light oh I’m gonna
spend eternity alone with barely any
swag number 10 Fernando Sucre Prison
Break what’s another word for love
what’s the context oh you know yeah I
love you so much I never knocking over a
liquor store again context Fernando
Sucre is far from the worst felon at Fox
Webber robbing a liquor store Sucre
politely only takes $100 to give his
girlfriend a taste of the good life no
actually there’s only me he steals a
little more the second time to buy an
engagement ring landing him in the
slammer oh that’s right actually I’m
gonna need a little bit more this time
while Sucre begins as an average
criminal he becomes one of America’s
most wanted men after helping his
cellmate execute a prison break they’re
going after Sucre
they’re gonna take him down how they
find out on the run Sucre remains loyal
to his friends and his armed robbery
skills still occasionally come in handy
I’m trying to find this one for that
and number nine Bela Talbot supernatural
you shot me
I barely grazed you cute
bit of a drama queen yeah we’re the
Winchesters use their connection to the
supernatural world to assist others Bela
Talbot is all about exploiting it for
her own financial gain
Gordon you and I don’t know each other
very well so let me tell you two
something about me I don’t respond well
to threats but you make me an offer and
I think you’ll find me highly
cooperative a notable player throughout
the show’s third season this tricky con
woman will screw over anyone to get her
mitts on powerful objects like the hand
of glory and mojo bag scratch that
give me the Mojo bag and we’ll call it
even although Bela rakes in the cash by
selling stolen treasures to wealthy
clients all that money can’t buy back
her soul Dean this it Nina
so we’d order we a week past help for
her sins and for trusting the wrong
demons she pays the ultimate price
number eight miss Rosa Cisneros orange
is the new black but it’s out of your
hands
it’s always out of your hands you’re all
the same useless of all the incarcerated
ladies on orange is the new black miss
Rosa is one of the most empathetic and
lovable nobody messes with this aging
inmate and she suffers from terminal
cancer you got your whole life ahead of
you
mmm
I’m gonna die here when a person does
get on her bad side though she will
punish them for their rude conduct you
got something to say to me that girl’s
needs you see and when I’m done they can
have it despite her innocent frail
appearance miss roses complex backstory
comes complete with a series of bank
robberies and a proportionate amount of
fallen lovers Peggy
although her days are numbered she
maintains a lively spirit that cannot be
broken you’re too fucking young to die
so nothing died I’m done with chemo I’m
in remission
number 7 salvatore big pussy’
bonpensiero The Sopranos go ahead make a
statement good Johnnie Cochran right
here for you starting off his criminal
career as a cat burglar
Salvatore bompensiero earned the
nickname of pussycat I hear that junior
wants to whack pussy bompensiero pushing
Milan de a little pussy there little
pussy you think he’s gonna big pussy my
pussy when he fell into the big leagues
alongside Tony Soprano
he was upgraded to big pussy over time
his area of expertise switches from
theft to heroin trafficking which lands
him in hot water with the FBI
influencing big pussy to sell out his
mafia family any updates on wyczchuk
working on it I got my ear to the dirt
button stole you know we’re wiring you
for the confirmation prick you think I’m
wearing a white guy’s house while a
backstabber
big pussy still manages to steal our
affection in the end however he leaves
Tony heartbroken and a hysterectomy is
ordered on pussy is that okay Tony did I
sit number 6 Doug Judy
also known as the Pontiac bandit
Brooklyn nine-nine just picked him up on
a dozen counts of identity theft his
name’s Doug Judy you ever seen him
before
no Rosa Rosa Rosa the Pontiac bandit is
Jake Peralta’s white whale or his black
whale if you want to get technical their
history has yet to be fully divulged but
it’s clear Doug has slipped through
Jake’s fingers
numerous times okay we caught them bill
but whatever
no not whatever the Pontiac bandit is my
nemesis I’ve been chasing this guy for
eight years he sold hundreds of cars all
of them Pontiacs even when he’s in
custody Doug knows he’s gonna get out
using his wit and charms sorry I had to
go down his way Peralta maybe we could
have been friends in another world if I
hadn’t just fooled you like a little
bitch
what makes Doug even more infuriating to
Jake is that he’s actually a fun-loving
guy
come on Peralta you gonna let the
criminal have all the fun all right fine
I’ll have one Lobster Thermidor extra
Thermidor on the side I have no idea
what I’m ordering if they weren’t on
opposite sides of the law these two
could have a flourishing friendship
involving room service and robes you
know how we take this to the next level
Rose robes
number five the Beagle boys DuckTales
this is just like Christmas in July yeah
starving in September could you just
shut up and keep stealing this jailbird
family comes in a variety of shapes and
sizes each gang member has a
distinguishing personality trait which
range from obsessing over food to
obsessing over bebop moose mouth with
all this stone you could have put in
every meal of the day these brothers are
united through their common goal to raid
scrooge mcduck shmoney been under the
leadership of MA beagle
keep the motor runnin while I rob this
joint are you piece of cake literally
she’s often the first to flee from
police but will always break her son’s
out with a baked good the Beagle boys
have yet to succeed in robbing Scrooge
but they do consistently give him a run
for his money I’ll shock to you drop
number four at Eliquis Xena Warrior
Princess and Hercules The Legendary
Journeys another day another defilement
how could we leave the self-proclaimed
King of Thieves off this list an
unlikely companion of hercules and xena
atala ‘kiss stole numerous goodies and
scenes on both these series what what
are you doing I’m just making sure you
aren’t crossing anything Hercules I’m a
thief not a liar I have my standards
since he’s a bit of a cross between Jack
Sparrow and Han Solo it’s always a ton
of fun whenever this sarcastic scoundrel
makes an appearance you’re only alive
because of the ambrosia you know that I
was hoping it was my witty repartee cool
Bruce Campbell is perfectly suited to
play the overly confident rapscallion
who isn’t nearly as charming as he
thinks but does possess a strong moral
code and a heart of gold just don’t ask
him about his brother just think
I killed your brother I stole your
mantle as king of thieves soon I’ll be
delivering you to your executioner’s
number three bender bending Rodriguez
Futurama bite my shiny metal ass
bender might have been manufactured for
bending purposes but his true talents
lie in the art of burglary I don’t even
remember shooting this scene we didn’t
that security camera footage from your
dressing room
whether he’s targeting a random sucker
or one of his Futurama co-stars bender
shows little restraint in pickpocketing
then please call me bender
oh this robot can’t keep his shiny metal
hands off anything be it jewelry wallets
or even his best friend’s blood I know
he was evil and on more than one
occasion he he actually stole my blood
on rare occasions
Bender’s conscience will remind him that
his loved ones are more important than
material possessions he’ll always do the
wrong thing before doing the right thing
however whoo hey universe check out the
dude with the Rolex number two snake
jailbird The Simpsons okay
Baldy boy hits wire head comes off
little bandit rolls to a gentle stop
everybody wins although Springfield’s
notorious cat burglar almost stole this
spot no criminal has committed more
thefts in this small town than snake due
to chief Wiggum incompetence it never
takes long for him to break out of jail
when not combing his hair or smoking a
cigarette snake can be found holding up
a poop and occasionally even the
Simpsons themselves yo empty the
register dude okay okay you are the boss
silent alarm activated it’s hard to
believe this convenience store robber
was at one point an archaeologist I’ve
been robbed
I’ll take my revenge on society by which
I mean convenience stores and who would
suspect me
professor jailbird after mole robbed him
of his treasure though snake turned his
back on that life and said boy
boy before we catch our top pick
red-handed here are a few honorable
mentions oh I steal things all the time
it’s just something I do
I stopped carrying a long time ago you
should see how many supplies I’ve taken
from this place well for starters I’d be
unlike any jewel thief you’d ever know I
never steal from anyone who couldn’t
afford it
and I’d never ever steal anything of
sentimental value do you want to write a
new this down please you’re embarrassing
yourself I’m embarrassing his dupe on
the floor
sorry
or olivierb lesson number one Earl
Hickey My Name Is Earl
Lord uh thank you for allowing us to
steal such nice silverware we promise to
take good care of it as we use it to eat
all your creatures in his pilfering
heyday Earl would rob anyone blind
including a deaf woman Randy where’d you
go I got in arguably the most despicable
thief on this list Earl also has the
most to rectify after karma hits him
with a car this moustached crook finally
realizes the error of his ways
with a list of his mistakes in one hand
and a winning lottery ticket in the
other he aspires to set things right
with those he wronged I almost died
because something good happened to me
that I didn’t deserve that karma stuff
is gonna kill me unless I make up for
everything on that list that’s easier
said than done especially since NBC
robbed my name is Earl of a proper
ending Earl did you day me if anything
you did me I was drunk I don’t remember
anything out for fat Steve going through
the wall sweet Jesus I know do you agree
with our list not baby hey Clyde
well what have you got for me who is
your favorite TV thief for more
entertaining top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
you win you happy
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