the world is full of stupid
conversations yes no to get to the other
side but some of these take the game
point seven seven two four five I don’t
want to know what the square root guy is
he knew that welcome to watchmojo.com
and today we’re counting down our picks
for the top ten
terrible movie dialogues for this list
we’re taking a look at dialogue between
two or more characters that has
displayed some of the worst writing and
horrible delivery ever captured on film
it’s why is lesbians always going out by
him spending all that dough on like you
know sexual appliances erotic monkey
wrenches and shit trying to compensate
what they don’t have that I get penis
number ten the observation plan 9 from
outer space greetings my friend we are
all interested in the future for that is
where you and I are going to spend the
rest of all our edge in this film aliens
are planning to raise the dead and
unleash a horde of zombies upon the
earth the entire movie is awash in
nonsensical dialogue and wacky plot
points what do you think will be the
next obstacle the earth people will put
in our way well as long as they can
think we’ll have our problems but those
whom were using could not think they are
the dead brought to assimilated life by
our electrode guns but some scenes stand
out more than others
take this scene for example where one of
the main characters discusses his fear
of the unknown with his wife on their
front porch all forget about the flying
saucers they are up there but there’s
something in that cemetery and that’s
too close for comfort
the sauces are up there and the
cemetery’s out there but I’ll be locked
up in there
number nine something stinks GI Jane
well this will be a toot Demi Moore is
trying to make it as a pseudo Navy SEAL
in training fighting for equal treatment
in a male-dominated field she’s looking
to survive the brutal training period
without special attention no woman’s
gonna last a week I don’t care who she
is but when she’s given a 30-second
allotment on a grueling obstacle course
due to her gender she confronts her
sexist commander Neil you will find and
use them on every barrier obstacle just
like your final I don’t want to use any
staff keep your mouth shut I want to go
through like the rest of the guy I said
shut up
good hold on Mia and the conversation
turns to farts did you just have a brain
fart I give your pardon sir did you just
waltz in here and bark at your
commanding officer
if so I regard that as a bona fide brain
fart and I resent it when people fought
inside my office number eight
gobble-gobble Twin Peaks fire walk with
me the film adaptation of this cult
classic TV show didn’t translate as well
your surprise
her name is lil as a prequel slash
sequel there are a lot of confusing
elements tricky twists and turns and
scenes that leave us scratching our
heads your behaviors not funny one
notable one includes a dialogue so
ridiculous it can only be expressed
through Turkey references and foul
language
that’s what dumbest Birds blue
number seven a little girl talk show
girls show time no one really expected
show girls to be great
but few expected it to be this awful
looking to distance herself from her
good girl image from Saved by the Bell
elizabeth berkley strikes out as a
stripper with a heart of glitter can i
suck your tits like a piece of that you
can’t touch me that I can touch you I’d
really love to touch you she lands a job
as a showgirl and is working her way up
the naked ladder when she has an
interesting conversation with the show’s
headliner and her main adversary I like
nice tits I always have how about you I
like having nice tits
daddy like Avenue
what do you mean
you know what I mean number six family
reunion Mortal Kombat annihilation I
don’t have time for these stupid games
film adaptations of video games can be
risky it’s not good and if the horrible
dialogue in Mortal Kombat annihilation
is any indication can’t be acting can’t
bring bad lines back from the dead
select this anywhere in this scene of
unintentionally hilarious dialogue
katanas mother has made a sudden
reappearance from the out world to start
wreaking havoc on earth in case anyone’s
confused she makes it pretty clear she’s
gonna start with her daughter
you’re alive too bad you will die
number five the ultimate tough-guy
Roadhouse
what’s the matter you chicken dick what
are you afraid of huh me Patrick Swayze
plays a mysterious bouncer with a high
tolerance for stab wounds in this 90s
classic I swear he does it just to piss
me off
he’s been hired to keep order and revive
the image of an unruly nightclub ah
terrific Opie gonna clean that place up
when he gets into a brawl with some of
the regulars and a few corrupt goons he
suffers a stabbing injury to his side
while seeking medical attention he
coolly brushes off getting shanked in a
nightclub chair enjoy pain
hang on her and the ridiculous dialog
ensues boss is you’ve got a degree from
NYU what in philosophy any particular
discipline no not really um man’s search
for faith that’s sort of shit number
four through rain and sleet and
apocalypse the postman there are dogs in
this town
you’ll have to leash them while I’m here
we all know that in the wake of a
nuclear apocalypse nothing is more
important than mail service Little Jimmy
wants his grandpa to know that he lost a
tooth Kevin Costner plays a renegade
loner turned postal carrier in a world
that’s been ravaged by a nuclear
holocaust as humanity struggles for
survival delivering the mail is
apparently a huge deal and this exchange
between Costner’s character and a sweet
old lady is full of cheesy awfulness
you’re a godsend Savior no I’m just
the postman
I’ve been on the road a while could use
a little something to eat
oh yes absolutely number three love and
bloody noses Pearl Harbor a Michael Bay
interpretation of the bombing of Pearl
Harbor wouldn’t be complete without
explosions and massive destruction but
it’s mainly a story about a love
triangle with world war two as the
backdrop or together
I mean we are together right
I don’t know where Ben Affleck and Kate
Beckinsale play two of the three people
in love with each other and in this
scene a particularly corny dialogue you
wonder how anyone was getting laid
you are so beautiful hurts it’s your
nose that hurts
ah I think it’s my heart number two
werewolves are bad business
howling three in this Australian stand
alone of the werewolf themed horror
series werewolves have evolved into
marsupials and just want to live a
normal life okay shit I’m okay
you may be one of them now no way it’s
gonna take more than the but the entire
movie is preposterous with a dialogue
bordering on asinine in this scene a
young female werewolf is on the lam from
the rest of her werewolf clan for some
pretty compelling reasons although the
dialogue is brief the horrendous acting
and terrible lines are breathtaking
don’t be afraid of me my child I want to
help you I don’t need any help you
should not run away from home I don’t
like home why child because my
stepfather tried to rape me and he’s a
werewolf
before we unveil our top pick here are a
few honorable mentions you’re scared but
you should be cuz as the Green Berets
gonna kick your big ass alright its
Green Berets for breakfast and right not
very hungry son of a bitch is dug in
like an Alabama tick you’re hit you’re
bleeding man I ain’t got time to be okay
why are we stopping I can’t go any
further why why not look out there’s a
coup d’etat I can’t see
Moke I have no eyes number one
everything is confusing the room I can’t
talk right now why Lisa while he’s that
please talk to me please
this low-budget comically bad movie is
supposed to be about a love triangle
between a man his best friend and his
fiancee
you betrayed me you got good you you’re
just chicken chip chip chip chip chip G
but nothing about the film makes sense
here we see Johnny played by director /
producer / writer Tommy wise Oh as he
retreats to the rooftop for some bro
time with his buddy mark oh hi mark oh
hey Johnny what’s up I have a problem
with Lisa she said that I had her what
there’s so much wrong with the scene
from start to finish including the
inappropriate laughter and awkward
transitions is this some secret don’t
forget I’ll talk to you later
well whatever it’s so bad it’s awesome
there’s no a girl should a dozen guys
one of them found out about it beat her
up so bad she ended up in a hospital in
Carrero Street haha what a story mark
yeah you can say that again
do you agree with our list what’s your
favorite terrible movie dialogue for
more entertaining top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com get the bull by the horn
i’m view on wanna see it often
you
conversations yes no to get to the other
side but some of these take the game
point seven seven two four five I don’t
want to know what the square root guy is
he knew that welcome to watchmojo.com
and today we’re counting down our picks
for the top ten
terrible movie dialogues for this list
we’re taking a look at dialogue between
two or more characters that has
displayed some of the worst writing and
horrible delivery ever captured on film
it’s why is lesbians always going out by
him spending all that dough on like you
know sexual appliances erotic monkey
wrenches and shit trying to compensate
what they don’t have that I get penis
number ten the observation plan 9 from
outer space greetings my friend we are
all interested in the future for that is
where you and I are going to spend the
rest of all our edge in this film aliens
are planning to raise the dead and
unleash a horde of zombies upon the
earth the entire movie is awash in
nonsensical dialogue and wacky plot
points what do you think will be the
next obstacle the earth people will put
in our way well as long as they can
think we’ll have our problems but those
whom were using could not think they are
the dead brought to assimilated life by
our electrode guns but some scenes stand
out more than others
take this scene for example where one of
the main characters discusses his fear
of the unknown with his wife on their
front porch all forget about the flying
saucers they are up there but there’s
something in that cemetery and that’s
too close for comfort
the sauces are up there and the
cemetery’s out there but I’ll be locked
up in there
number nine something stinks GI Jane
well this will be a toot Demi Moore is
trying to make it as a pseudo Navy SEAL
in training fighting for equal treatment
in a male-dominated field she’s looking
to survive the brutal training period
without special attention no woman’s
gonna last a week I don’t care who she
is but when she’s given a 30-second
allotment on a grueling obstacle course
due to her gender she confronts her
sexist commander Neil you will find and
use them on every barrier obstacle just
like your final I don’t want to use any
staff keep your mouth shut I want to go
through like the rest of the guy I said
shut up
good hold on Mia and the conversation
turns to farts did you just have a brain
fart I give your pardon sir did you just
waltz in here and bark at your
commanding officer
if so I regard that as a bona fide brain
fart and I resent it when people fought
inside my office number eight
gobble-gobble Twin Peaks fire walk with
me the film adaptation of this cult
classic TV show didn’t translate as well
your surprise
her name is lil as a prequel slash
sequel there are a lot of confusing
elements tricky twists and turns and
scenes that leave us scratching our
heads your behaviors not funny one
notable one includes a dialogue so
ridiculous it can only be expressed
through Turkey references and foul
language
that’s what dumbest Birds blue
number seven a little girl talk show
girls show time no one really expected
show girls to be great
but few expected it to be this awful
looking to distance herself from her
good girl image from Saved by the Bell
elizabeth berkley strikes out as a
stripper with a heart of glitter can i
suck your tits like a piece of that you
can’t touch me that I can touch you I’d
really love to touch you she lands a job
as a showgirl and is working her way up
the naked ladder when she has an
interesting conversation with the show’s
headliner and her main adversary I like
nice tits I always have how about you I
like having nice tits
daddy like Avenue
what do you mean
you know what I mean number six family
reunion Mortal Kombat annihilation I
don’t have time for these stupid games
film adaptations of video games can be
risky it’s not good and if the horrible
dialogue in Mortal Kombat annihilation
is any indication can’t be acting can’t
bring bad lines back from the dead
select this anywhere in this scene of
unintentionally hilarious dialogue
katanas mother has made a sudden
reappearance from the out world to start
wreaking havoc on earth in case anyone’s
confused she makes it pretty clear she’s
gonna start with her daughter
you’re alive too bad you will die
number five the ultimate tough-guy
Roadhouse
what’s the matter you chicken dick what
are you afraid of huh me Patrick Swayze
plays a mysterious bouncer with a high
tolerance for stab wounds in this 90s
classic I swear he does it just to piss
me off
he’s been hired to keep order and revive
the image of an unruly nightclub ah
terrific Opie gonna clean that place up
when he gets into a brawl with some of
the regulars and a few corrupt goons he
suffers a stabbing injury to his side
while seeking medical attention he
coolly brushes off getting shanked in a
nightclub chair enjoy pain
hang on her and the ridiculous dialog
ensues boss is you’ve got a degree from
NYU what in philosophy any particular
discipline no not really um man’s search
for faith that’s sort of shit number
four through rain and sleet and
apocalypse the postman there are dogs in
this town
you’ll have to leash them while I’m here
we all know that in the wake of a
nuclear apocalypse nothing is more
important than mail service Little Jimmy
wants his grandpa to know that he lost a
tooth Kevin Costner plays a renegade
loner turned postal carrier in a world
that’s been ravaged by a nuclear
holocaust as humanity struggles for
survival delivering the mail is
apparently a huge deal and this exchange
between Costner’s character and a sweet
old lady is full of cheesy awfulness
you’re a godsend Savior no I’m just
the postman
I’ve been on the road a while could use
a little something to eat
oh yes absolutely number three love and
bloody noses Pearl Harbor a Michael Bay
interpretation of the bombing of Pearl
Harbor wouldn’t be complete without
explosions and massive destruction but
it’s mainly a story about a love
triangle with world war two as the
backdrop or together
I mean we are together right
I don’t know where Ben Affleck and Kate
Beckinsale play two of the three people
in love with each other and in this
scene a particularly corny dialogue you
wonder how anyone was getting laid
you are so beautiful hurts it’s your
nose that hurts
ah I think it’s my heart number two
werewolves are bad business
howling three in this Australian stand
alone of the werewolf themed horror
series werewolves have evolved into
marsupials and just want to live a
normal life okay shit I’m okay
you may be one of them now no way it’s
gonna take more than the but the entire
movie is preposterous with a dialogue
bordering on asinine in this scene a
young female werewolf is on the lam from
the rest of her werewolf clan for some
pretty compelling reasons although the
dialogue is brief the horrendous acting
and terrible lines are breathtaking
don’t be afraid of me my child I want to
help you I don’t need any help you
should not run away from home I don’t
like home why child because my
stepfather tried to rape me and he’s a
werewolf
before we unveil our top pick here are a
few honorable mentions you’re scared but
you should be cuz as the Green Berets
gonna kick your big ass alright its
Green Berets for breakfast and right not
very hungry son of a bitch is dug in
like an Alabama tick you’re hit you’re
bleeding man I ain’t got time to be okay
why are we stopping I can’t go any
further why why not look out there’s a
coup d’etat I can’t see
Moke I have no eyes number one
everything is confusing the room I can’t
talk right now why Lisa while he’s that
please talk to me please
this low-budget comically bad movie is
supposed to be about a love triangle
between a man his best friend and his
fiancee
you betrayed me you got good you you’re
just chicken chip chip chip chip chip G
but nothing about the film makes sense
here we see Johnny played by director /
producer / writer Tommy wise Oh as he
retreats to the rooftop for some bro
time with his buddy mark oh hi mark oh
hey Johnny what’s up I have a problem
with Lisa she said that I had her what
there’s so much wrong with the scene
from start to finish including the
inappropriate laughter and awkward
transitions is this some secret don’t
forget I’ll talk to you later
well whatever it’s so bad it’s awesome
there’s no a girl should a dozen guys
one of them found out about it beat her
up so bad she ended up in a hospital in
Carrero Street haha what a story mark
yeah you can say that again
do you agree with our list what’s your
favorite terrible movie dialogue for
more entertaining top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com get the bull by the horn
i’m view on wanna see it often
you
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