not all friends are created equal
keep your filthy paws off my silky
drawers welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’re counting down our picks for
the top 10 terrible friends in movies I
saw my young qeq without my eye my
ticket the end of inmate energetic down
you hunted my home only my huh meow meow
for this list we’re looking at the worst
friends on the big screen whether
they’re dismissive self-centered or
cause pain to their friends technically
I did not kill Heather Chandler but hey
Who am I trying to get right to really
explain why these people are terrible
friends we’re gonna be talking pretty
liberally about plot points in the
film’s featured here so this is your
spoiler alert where are my dad and Jenny
I’ll be seeing them soon you’re going to
kill yourself tonight my dear
no not number 10
Francis Franco Begbie Trainspotting a
violent psychopath who revels in handing
out beatings to perfect strangers franco
is definitely one pal and mark Renton’s
gang from whom you’d be wise to keep
your distance giving a kids
what care the last thing I told you is
Damita kills in fairness to Renton spud
and Sick Boy their heroin addiction is
proof positive of their poor
decision-making skills so their
camaraderie with Begbie makes a lot more
sense
you swear I’ll show you your system
because I can bargain I stole here off
can cook a bit when they take part in a
large drug deal set to net them all some
cash their irritation with Begbie gives
way to fear due to his threats so when
they ultimately turn on him it is
deserved and delicious number nine Lou
violator dorchen the Hot Tub Time
Machine franchise get out of my way
stool
a middle-aged man who never grew out of
his party animal phase lose the type of
friend you had great times with in the
old days but you can’t remember any more
recently call male bonding okay haven’t
even seen wild hogs the fact that he’s
consistently picking on Jacob who is
many years younger than him doesn’t
really win us over either look keep
normal huh plus the revelation that
Jacob turns out to be his own son brings
about no epiphany or concern about how
Lewis previously treated him in the
second film Louise even worse thanks to
the wealth he’s gained due to time
travel and the plot revolves around
trying to discover who wants him dead so
Lew was killed in our present which
means that here in the future he should
still be dead well clearly he’s not dead
because he’s sitting here still
bothering me the killer could be anyone
including his friends and considering
his personality this is actually totally
understandable and uncle Lew
but you ever call me them is my uncle
number eight the Heather’s Heather’s you
look like hell yeah I just got back sure
we’ve all seen the popular girl clique
routine before but never like this they
may seem close but these girls are also
ready and willing to destroy anyone at a
moment’s notice I just killed my best
friend and your worst enemy same two
prints made up of four high schoolers
three Heather’s and a Veronica this
group of girls is highly feared by the
rest of the student body at Westerberg
Veronica could you come back here a
minute true friends work is never done
whether vowing to destroy a supposed
friends reputation because she refuses
sex unwittingly being involved in
killings or mocking a peer who survived
a suicide attempt
they are just appalling how very this
show is not Saved by the Bell
if you were happy every day of your life
you wouldn’t be a human being a big game
shows number seven Randal graves the
clerk’s franchise you can’t with his
name annoying customer there is little
question that the most entertaining
character in the clerk’s franchise is
Randall but that in no way takes away
from how crappy a friend he is
you’re not the tennis get over for
Christ’s sake I was just laying on it
was an accident
like someone knocks the casket over on
purpose he may be completely spoiling
the mood at Julie’s wake tipping off
Dante’s girlfriend that he has a date
with another chick or burning down their
places of work but Randall will cause
you nothing but pain suffering and
strife Oh what what’s with you man you
haven’t said anything for like 20
minutes that was your problem supremely
confident he clearly believes he is
always in the right which only adds to
the ill effect that a friendship with
him would have on your life please step
away from the fire before your furnace
all alive number 6
Walter Sobchak The Big Lebowski the
whole world gone crazy about the only
one around here gives a shit about the
role a passionate man whose every word
comes out with gusto Walter is not the
type of guy you want to have as your
enemy and come to think of it being his
friend is no picnic either
you want to go I can get your tow
believe me their ways dude you don’t
want to know about it I’m still he’s
silencing one of the only two cohorts he
seems to have and forcing his will on
the other he never appears to consider
the effect his actions have on those
around him shut the up Donny the
ultimate example of how he treats his
pals comes following Donny’s death when
he somehow makes his eulogy about the
Vietnam War while the deceased sashes
end up in the dudes face that shit about
Vietnam I’m sorry does anything have to
do with Vietnam number 5 Nancy Downes
the Kraft watch out for those weirdo
we are the weirdos finishing a film
about four teenage girls who develop
skills in witchcraft and sorcery the
craft sees them begin their journey as a
close-knit group but as their powers
expand some of their ties break quite
quickly
Nancy’s lust for power soon causes any
earlier kindness to evaporate as she and
her allies overcome with vanity and
ability take out their anger on many
schoolmates hail to the guardians of the
watchtowers of the east powers of air
and invention hear me Nancy leads them
as they try to inspire their former
friend to commit suicide an effort she
appears to undertake gleefully on top of
everything else God how is this pathetic
as you are I would have killed myself
ages ago if that doesn’t deserve a spot
here we don’t know what does I’m gonna
go play number four Lloyd Christmas Dumb
and Dumber yeah you’ll have to excuse my
friend it’s a little slow sure he’s as
lovable and goofy as Jim Carrey ever was
but we put it to you that hilarity aside
Lloyd is a terrible terrible wingman you
realize what you’ve done
sabotaging Harry after he’s travelled
far and wide for him Lloyd’s actions
screamed that all he cares about are his
own desires never realizing that he in
fact has no chance with Mary at all so
you’re telling me there’s a chance or
that Harry is even attempting to date
her and making more headway than he is
Lloyd has no scruples
Harry male idol oyd about his interest
in Mary but Lloyd’s taking of the
laxative route in response is definitely
the nuclear option yeah that’s why I
wanted to stay regular
number three Regina George Mean Girls
Geddes loser we’re going shopping
another group of high-school girls with
an egomaniacal teen at the helm the
plastics Queen B Regina is the only
member that doesn’t seem to have some
kindness at her core I can’t go to Taco
Bell I’m on an all carb diet God Karen
you are so stupid sure all of the click
girls take
in creating the burn book that destroys
nearly every relationship in their
school but it was Regina who plastered
it everywhere for everyone to see
this girl is the nastiest skank bitch
ever met look at the awful way she
shoots down fetch to fetch could still
happen right
that is so fetch okay so we’ve never
heard it said except in reference to the
movie but watching Gretchen’s heartbreak
like that alone makes Regina the meanest
of the mean gretchen stop trying to make
fetch happen it’s not going to happen
number two Steve Stifler the American
Pie franchise no way Steve if these
movies had been released in the 80s we
feel confident that Stifler would have
only been a letterman jacket away from
being firmly established as the school
jock slash bully meathead
during the first film alone he
constantly calls Finch shitbreak weren’t
tuned see even shitbreak knows you
should do it totally messes with Finch’s
aura with the ladies of their school and
laughs at all his so-called friends I
think you need your bowls reattached hey
keep it down dude yeah he gets his now
and again but it’s hard to see why Jim
AHS and Finch keep him around hey Finch
what’s capital of Thailand
yet for the rest of the American Pie
series he is a staple of the group which
just leaves us asking the obvious
question why congratulation jism before
we reveal our number one pick here are a
few honorable or dishonorable mentions
there’s 50 bucks take this in case I get
drunk and I call you up situated I’m
only 10 with you but take it anyway
that’s how I do I’m gonna do it all
night baby
I’m telling you rat if this girl can’t
smell your qualifications then who needs
her right right
stop roses no idea the weapons she
possesses such a serious of what you’ve
done what you’ve done I’m gonna die I’m
gonna die rather than betray my friend
no no I’m not
how do they know it’s French he looks
after himself like everyone yeah what’s
the difference between a golf ball on a
g-spot no I’ll spend 20 minutes looking
for a golf ball number one Danny McBride
this is the end Danny
though you guys are still alive it’s
perfectly normal in this day and age to
consider which of our nearest and
dearest we choose to try to survive an
apocalypse with let’s just discuss it
some yeah game talk Judith giving you an
option it’s a choice man there’s nothing
to figure out all right
I guess I’ve said it enough and there’s
no going back anymore
after this black comedy though we’ll be
taking Danny McBride right off the list
may not have invited me to your party
but you’re the guest of honor and mine
because after the novelty of asking what
Will Ferrell is like in person wears off
we’re made to believe we’d be left with
a man not unlike his pineapple express
character a guy who enjoys selling out
his friends and shows absolutely zero
consideration for his buddy’s basic
needs to survive I don’t know if I like
you well I don’t know if I like you
either man well that’s your loss because
I’m a great friend ultimately shunned
due to a selfish and destructive
behavior we discovered that Danny is
paid back for draining the survivors
precious resources when he ends up
becoming a leader of cannibals
holy shit unexpected do you agree with
our list who do you think is the worst
friend in movies the tournament deal
Walter the tournament okay dude I can
see you don’t want to be cheered up here
come on Donny let’s go get us a LAN for
more friendly top 10s published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
till next time until next time till next
time
keep your filthy paws off my silky
drawers welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’re counting down our picks for
the top 10 terrible friends in movies I
saw my young qeq without my eye my
ticket the end of inmate energetic down
you hunted my home only my huh meow meow
for this list we’re looking at the worst
friends on the big screen whether
they’re dismissive self-centered or
cause pain to their friends technically
I did not kill Heather Chandler but hey
Who am I trying to get right to really
explain why these people are terrible
friends we’re gonna be talking pretty
liberally about plot points in the
film’s featured here so this is your
spoiler alert where are my dad and Jenny
I’ll be seeing them soon you’re going to
kill yourself tonight my dear
no not number 10
Francis Franco Begbie Trainspotting a
violent psychopath who revels in handing
out beatings to perfect strangers franco
is definitely one pal and mark Renton’s
gang from whom you’d be wise to keep
your distance giving a kids
what care the last thing I told you is
Damita kills in fairness to Renton spud
and Sick Boy their heroin addiction is
proof positive of their poor
decision-making skills so their
camaraderie with Begbie makes a lot more
sense
you swear I’ll show you your system
because I can bargain I stole here off
can cook a bit when they take part in a
large drug deal set to net them all some
cash their irritation with Begbie gives
way to fear due to his threats so when
they ultimately turn on him it is
deserved and delicious number nine Lou
violator dorchen the Hot Tub Time
Machine franchise get out of my way
stool
a middle-aged man who never grew out of
his party animal phase lose the type of
friend you had great times with in the
old days but you can’t remember any more
recently call male bonding okay haven’t
even seen wild hogs the fact that he’s
consistently picking on Jacob who is
many years younger than him doesn’t
really win us over either look keep
normal huh plus the revelation that
Jacob turns out to be his own son brings
about no epiphany or concern about how
Lewis previously treated him in the
second film Louise even worse thanks to
the wealth he’s gained due to time
travel and the plot revolves around
trying to discover who wants him dead so
Lew was killed in our present which
means that here in the future he should
still be dead well clearly he’s not dead
because he’s sitting here still
bothering me the killer could be anyone
including his friends and considering
his personality this is actually totally
understandable and uncle Lew
but you ever call me them is my uncle
number eight the Heather’s Heather’s you
look like hell yeah I just got back sure
we’ve all seen the popular girl clique
routine before but never like this they
may seem close but these girls are also
ready and willing to destroy anyone at a
moment’s notice I just killed my best
friend and your worst enemy same two
prints made up of four high schoolers
three Heather’s and a Veronica this
group of girls is highly feared by the
rest of the student body at Westerberg
Veronica could you come back here a
minute true friends work is never done
whether vowing to destroy a supposed
friends reputation because she refuses
sex unwittingly being involved in
killings or mocking a peer who survived
a suicide attempt
they are just appalling how very this
show is not Saved by the Bell
if you were happy every day of your life
you wouldn’t be a human being a big game
shows number seven Randal graves the
clerk’s franchise you can’t with his
name annoying customer there is little
question that the most entertaining
character in the clerk’s franchise is
Randall but that in no way takes away
from how crappy a friend he is
you’re not the tennis get over for
Christ’s sake I was just laying on it
was an accident
like someone knocks the casket over on
purpose he may be completely spoiling
the mood at Julie’s wake tipping off
Dante’s girlfriend that he has a date
with another chick or burning down their
places of work but Randall will cause
you nothing but pain suffering and
strife Oh what what’s with you man you
haven’t said anything for like 20
minutes that was your problem supremely
confident he clearly believes he is
always in the right which only adds to
the ill effect that a friendship with
him would have on your life please step
away from the fire before your furnace
all alive number 6
Walter Sobchak The Big Lebowski the
whole world gone crazy about the only
one around here gives a shit about the
role a passionate man whose every word
comes out with gusto Walter is not the
type of guy you want to have as your
enemy and come to think of it being his
friend is no picnic either
you want to go I can get your tow
believe me their ways dude you don’t
want to know about it I’m still he’s
silencing one of the only two cohorts he
seems to have and forcing his will on
the other he never appears to consider
the effect his actions have on those
around him shut the up Donny the
ultimate example of how he treats his
pals comes following Donny’s death when
he somehow makes his eulogy about the
Vietnam War while the deceased sashes
end up in the dudes face that shit about
Vietnam I’m sorry does anything have to
do with Vietnam number 5 Nancy Downes
the Kraft watch out for those weirdo
we are the weirdos finishing a film
about four teenage girls who develop
skills in witchcraft and sorcery the
craft sees them begin their journey as a
close-knit group but as their powers
expand some of their ties break quite
quickly
Nancy’s lust for power soon causes any
earlier kindness to evaporate as she and
her allies overcome with vanity and
ability take out their anger on many
schoolmates hail to the guardians of the
watchtowers of the east powers of air
and invention hear me Nancy leads them
as they try to inspire their former
friend to commit suicide an effort she
appears to undertake gleefully on top of
everything else God how is this pathetic
as you are I would have killed myself
ages ago if that doesn’t deserve a spot
here we don’t know what does I’m gonna
go play number four Lloyd Christmas Dumb
and Dumber yeah you’ll have to excuse my
friend it’s a little slow sure he’s as
lovable and goofy as Jim Carrey ever was
but we put it to you that hilarity aside
Lloyd is a terrible terrible wingman you
realize what you’ve done
sabotaging Harry after he’s travelled
far and wide for him Lloyd’s actions
screamed that all he cares about are his
own desires never realizing that he in
fact has no chance with Mary at all so
you’re telling me there’s a chance or
that Harry is even attempting to date
her and making more headway than he is
Lloyd has no scruples
Harry male idol oyd about his interest
in Mary but Lloyd’s taking of the
laxative route in response is definitely
the nuclear option yeah that’s why I
wanted to stay regular
number three Regina George Mean Girls
Geddes loser we’re going shopping
another group of high-school girls with
an egomaniacal teen at the helm the
plastics Queen B Regina is the only
member that doesn’t seem to have some
kindness at her core I can’t go to Taco
Bell I’m on an all carb diet God Karen
you are so stupid sure all of the click
girls take
in creating the burn book that destroys
nearly every relationship in their
school but it was Regina who plastered
it everywhere for everyone to see
this girl is the nastiest skank bitch
ever met look at the awful way she
shoots down fetch to fetch could still
happen right
that is so fetch okay so we’ve never
heard it said except in reference to the
movie but watching Gretchen’s heartbreak
like that alone makes Regina the meanest
of the mean gretchen stop trying to make
fetch happen it’s not going to happen
number two Steve Stifler the American
Pie franchise no way Steve if these
movies had been released in the 80s we
feel confident that Stifler would have
only been a letterman jacket away from
being firmly established as the school
jock slash bully meathead
during the first film alone he
constantly calls Finch shitbreak weren’t
tuned see even shitbreak knows you
should do it totally messes with Finch’s
aura with the ladies of their school and
laughs at all his so-called friends I
think you need your bowls reattached hey
keep it down dude yeah he gets his now
and again but it’s hard to see why Jim
AHS and Finch keep him around hey Finch
what’s capital of Thailand
yet for the rest of the American Pie
series he is a staple of the group which
just leaves us asking the obvious
question why congratulation jism before
we reveal our number one pick here are a
few honorable or dishonorable mentions
there’s 50 bucks take this in case I get
drunk and I call you up situated I’m
only 10 with you but take it anyway
that’s how I do I’m gonna do it all
night baby
I’m telling you rat if this girl can’t
smell your qualifications then who needs
her right right
stop roses no idea the weapons she
possesses such a serious of what you’ve
done what you’ve done I’m gonna die I’m
gonna die rather than betray my friend
no no I’m not
how do they know it’s French he looks
after himself like everyone yeah what’s
the difference between a golf ball on a
g-spot no I’ll spend 20 minutes looking
for a golf ball number one Danny McBride
this is the end Danny
though you guys are still alive it’s
perfectly normal in this day and age to
consider which of our nearest and
dearest we choose to try to survive an
apocalypse with let’s just discuss it
some yeah game talk Judith giving you an
option it’s a choice man there’s nothing
to figure out all right
I guess I’ve said it enough and there’s
no going back anymore
after this black comedy though we’ll be
taking Danny McBride right off the list
may not have invited me to your party
but you’re the guest of honor and mine
because after the novelty of asking what
Will Ferrell is like in person wears off
we’re made to believe we’d be left with
a man not unlike his pineapple express
character a guy who enjoys selling out
his friends and shows absolutely zero
consideration for his buddy’s basic
needs to survive I don’t know if I like
you well I don’t know if I like you
either man well that’s your loss because
I’m a great friend ultimately shunned
due to a selfish and destructive
behavior we discovered that Danny is
paid back for draining the survivors
precious resources when he ends up
becoming a leader of cannibals
holy shit unexpected do you agree with
our list who do you think is the worst
friend in movies the tournament deal
Walter the tournament okay dude I can
see you don’t want to be cheered up here
come on Donny let’s go get us a LAN for
more friendly top 10s published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
till next time until next time till next
time
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