[Music]
as long as there have been superhero
movies there have been so not so super
ones as well now you have to admit I
helped out on that one I mean that was
all me baby
welcome to watchmojo.com and she’ll be
counting down our picks for the top 10
most embarrassing superhero movies it
was me rush down night for this list
we’re not necessarily looking at the
worst movies in the genre but instead
focusing on films that were executed so
poorly that the casting crew might not
feel very proud of what they’ve made and
we in turn might feel bad for them too
the Fantastic Four
number ten son of the mask okay
you give me Ozzy and the mess is yours
this long-awaited follow-up to 1994 is
the mask stars Jamie Kennedy as
cartoonist Tim Avery whose son Ali is
conceived from the power of the mask yep
this is messed up as it sounds
All Things Considered it’s no wonder
that the movie was nominated for eight
Razzie Awards winning the worst remake
or sequel ahead of disasters like the
Dukes of Hazzard and News Bigelow
European gigolo okay I’m just gonna say
it
I was flat-out embarrassing son of the
mask ultimately bears no resemblance to
its far superior original and
embarrasses a franchise that had so much
potential just give me the mask I don’t
have it I think my dog eat we learned
one thing though it don’t make a sequel
to a Jim Carrey movie without Jim Carrey
somebody’s hot man number nine lead
Trinity forgot my soul Wesley Snipes and
the vampire hunting night stalkers team
up to fight Dracula himself in this
blade installment which dunno what
surprise ensured that the film franchise
was put on hold
Trinity took its toll on Snipes who was
unhappy with the studio’s decision to
allow David s Goyer to direct and he
might have had a point but it makes you
think you know about hunting vampires
Gore’s vision is unambitious overly
campy and offers nothing to the Sangha
but a high level of volume Snipes later
sued the writer director for cutting his
scenes in favor of co-stars Ryan
Reynolds and Jessica Biel okay first off
that’s just rude
second I’m pretty sure we saved your ass
back there with a rating of 25 percent
on Rotten Tomatoes it was an
embarrassment behind the scenes and an
embarrassment at the box office – what
do a mature supposed to be hoping me
number 8 Nick Fury agent of shield so we
meet again fury well I’m not surprised
pincer guys like you tend to cling to
the ball no matter how many times you
flush these days it’s hard to imagine
anyone other than samuel l.jackson
playing Nick Fury who the hell are you
Nick Fury director of shield it’s even
harder to imagine that David Hasselhoff
once played the role – agent of shield
does indeed star Hasselhoff s fury who
returns to action after the Reformation
of terrorist organisation Hydra
sound familiar how does hydras dental
hasselhoff actually does little wrong as
the eyepatch wearing super spine but
he’s also given little to work with by
writer and embarrassing superhero movie
authority David s Goyer I’ll get that
vampire’s blood if I have to suck it
from her neck ultimately it was a decade
before shield got an official DVD
release perhaps director rod hardy who
went on to work on The X Files
wasn’t rushing to let the world know
that he was involved in this particular
movie IV see you in hell for this
we’ll do lunch number seven the
Fantastic Four blue bond back in the 90s
when constantine film held the rights to
Marvel supergroup there came the first
of what would be a long line of lazy
Fantastic Four origin stories come on
doesn’t that bother anybody just a
little Reed Richards and Ben Grimm are
college pals who later go into space
with sue and Johnny Storm and you know
the rest look I say we go for it huh I
mean what have we got to lose
almost the entire budget of this
particular adaptation went towards the
things suit and concerns over the film’s
obvious cheapness led producers to
disallow its release
[Music]
the bootleg recording might have higher
ratings than 2015’s band for stick but
at least the producers of that reboot
weren’t trying to hide their movies
existence science we are the Fantastic
Four
right number six the spirit set up in
the lead even the best comic book
writers can struggle when it comes to
adapting their work I’m gonna kill you
all kinds dead after the success of 2005
Sin City Frank Miller returned to the
big screen with the spirit which stars
Gabriel mocked as a cop murdered and
reborn to watch over his city from the
shadows hands behind your head
your wish is my command this time Miller
would write and direct alone and while
the spirit may look like Sin City it has
none of its originality subtlety or ahem
spirit free-range chickens with a big
brown ugly-ass eggs they piss me off
samuel l.jackson co-stars in a
performance that is over-the-top even by
his standards and Miller has yet to
direct on his own ever since somebody
get me a tie it sure as hell better be
read okay boy but this time you better
know your place number five Catwoman oh
you’re crazy Tim Burton’s Batman Returns
opened audience’s eyes to the
wonderfully complex character that is
Selina Kyle okay handsome dazed and he
died 12 years later DC gave the Batman
villain s her own movie without Batman
they also renamed her patience Phillips
for seemingly no good reason what’s your
name
patience Phillips but this cat sure
short patience and it’s a real beauty as
far as we can tell the Catwoman title
was just an excuse to put Halle Berry in
a tight leather costume cats come
not when they’re told once you get over
the cat puns
and ancient Egyptian rituals what you
have left is bad CGI and five minutes of
action put together so sloppily that it
might have been directed by an actual
cat needless to say the director hasn’t
made a film for theatrical release since
while Barry famously accepted her Razzie
award in person holding the Oscar she
won classy I never in my life thought I
wouldn’t be I’m here
number four Judge Dredd when Rob
Schneider isn’t the worst thing in your
movie you know you’re into something
dreadful my god Sylvester Stallone finds
himself on the wrong side of the law in
this lazy adaptation of a unique
superhero combining elements from Blade
Runner sly zone demolition man and many
other more interesting IPs the writers
rehash ideas from other movies spending
so much of their time trying to play to
Stallone’s strengths that Dredd loses
any sort of character a new suit while
it has gained a cult following in recent
years
Stallone himself has criticized the film
claiming the he and director Dan cannon
didn’t properly communicate during
production this you can do is kill me
number 3 Superman for the quest for
peace the fourth film in the Christopher
Reeve era sees the return of gene
Hackman’s lex luthor who creates the
superhuman nuclear man and blows up any
chance of a fifth Superman injury the
cast clearly lost interest after the
initial trilogy but they dragged along
an empty script for quite a while it’s
common knowledge that you hate children
and animals Luthor what are you doing
back in Metropolis because I want to be
the first to introduce you to the new
kid on the block however it’s the visual
effects that really bring the film down
and the action is somehow worse than the
previous three installments if you will
not tell me I won’t hurt people
Reeves paralysis in 1995 meant that the
series could never recover and it was
almost 20 years before Warner Brothers
attempted to reboot it’s as it always
was on the brink with good fighting evil
see him 20 number 2
Batman and Robin no sign of the Snowman
maybe he melted
no he’s just hibernating 8 years before
the saving grace that was Batman Begins
star George Clooney thought he had
destroyed Batman as a big-screen
character with this comic book parody I
could have made that jump and you could
have splattered your brains all over the
side of the building initially a sequel
to Batman Forever Batman and Robin
follows the dynamic duo as they take on
Arnold Schwarzenegger as mr. freeze my
name is freeze learn it well what’s the
chilling sound of your doom almost
everything that comes out of Arnie’s
mouth is a cheesy one-liner let’s take
some ice in a script written by Akiva
Goldman the same man who won an Academy
Award for 2001 is a beautiful mind I
think this class will be a waste of your
and what is infinitely worse my time it
actually passes these so bad it’s good
mark before it’s halfway done and not
even a star-studded cast could help keep
the franchise alive yes it’s my rules my
rules that keep us alive and if you want
to stay in this house and on this team
you will abide by them this is no
partnership you’re never gonna trust me
before we unveil our number one pick
here are a few honorable or in this case
dishonorable mentions keen
that’s bad you know when you’ve said you
were gonna kill everyone I thought you
may just have been exaggerating yeah
do I look like a man who exaggerated and
welcomed but nigga swallowed a frog
hopefull is him an ancestor that was fun
number one steel should always broke him
up Shaquille O’Neal basketball legend TV
personality honorary US Deputy Marshal
but lead actor in a superhero movie not
so much fucking progress see the look on
those kids faces steel stars Shaq as
John Henry irons by day a former weapons
designer and all-around good guy but by
night he’s a crime-fighting block of
metal give it up Isis medallist one of
four characters DC Comics introduced
after its death of Superman arc irons
could be considered the least popular
and this movie somehow makes him even
less appealing see for yourselves I’ll
let my hammer speak for itself just hit
it right there on the bottom despite its
awful performances superhero cliches and
hard to forget basketball puns you would
be forgiven for not knowing that this
particular movie even existed and
O’Neill along with the rest of the world
probably wishes it didn’t never curl
into three tails do you agree with our
list which superhero movie do you feel
embarrassed just for watching we had
some good times here we mean you had
some good times here for more
entertaining top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
it’s the first time I’ve fallen you
weren’t there to catch me I figured you
could handle it you know dick sometimes
counting on somebody else is the only
way to win
[Music]
you
as long as there have been superhero
movies there have been so not so super
ones as well now you have to admit I
helped out on that one I mean that was
all me baby
welcome to watchmojo.com and she’ll be
counting down our picks for the top 10
most embarrassing superhero movies it
was me rush down night for this list
we’re not necessarily looking at the
worst movies in the genre but instead
focusing on films that were executed so
poorly that the casting crew might not
feel very proud of what they’ve made and
we in turn might feel bad for them too
the Fantastic Four
number ten son of the mask okay
you give me Ozzy and the mess is yours
this long-awaited follow-up to 1994 is
the mask stars Jamie Kennedy as
cartoonist Tim Avery whose son Ali is
conceived from the power of the mask yep
this is messed up as it sounds
All Things Considered it’s no wonder
that the movie was nominated for eight
Razzie Awards winning the worst remake
or sequel ahead of disasters like the
Dukes of Hazzard and News Bigelow
European gigolo okay I’m just gonna say
it
I was flat-out embarrassing son of the
mask ultimately bears no resemblance to
its far superior original and
embarrasses a franchise that had so much
potential just give me the mask I don’t
have it I think my dog eat we learned
one thing though it don’t make a sequel
to a Jim Carrey movie without Jim Carrey
somebody’s hot man number nine lead
Trinity forgot my soul Wesley Snipes and
the vampire hunting night stalkers team
up to fight Dracula himself in this
blade installment which dunno what
surprise ensured that the film franchise
was put on hold
Trinity took its toll on Snipes who was
unhappy with the studio’s decision to
allow David s Goyer to direct and he
might have had a point but it makes you
think you know about hunting vampires
Gore’s vision is unambitious overly
campy and offers nothing to the Sangha
but a high level of volume Snipes later
sued the writer director for cutting his
scenes in favor of co-stars Ryan
Reynolds and Jessica Biel okay first off
that’s just rude
second I’m pretty sure we saved your ass
back there with a rating of 25 percent
on Rotten Tomatoes it was an
embarrassment behind the scenes and an
embarrassment at the box office – what
do a mature supposed to be hoping me
number 8 Nick Fury agent of shield so we
meet again fury well I’m not surprised
pincer guys like you tend to cling to
the ball no matter how many times you
flush these days it’s hard to imagine
anyone other than samuel l.jackson
playing Nick Fury who the hell are you
Nick Fury director of shield it’s even
harder to imagine that David Hasselhoff
once played the role – agent of shield
does indeed star Hasselhoff s fury who
returns to action after the Reformation
of terrorist organisation Hydra
sound familiar how does hydras dental
hasselhoff actually does little wrong as
the eyepatch wearing super spine but
he’s also given little to work with by
writer and embarrassing superhero movie
authority David s Goyer I’ll get that
vampire’s blood if I have to suck it
from her neck ultimately it was a decade
before shield got an official DVD
release perhaps director rod hardy who
went on to work on The X Files
wasn’t rushing to let the world know
that he was involved in this particular
movie IV see you in hell for this
we’ll do lunch number seven the
Fantastic Four blue bond back in the 90s
when constantine film held the rights to
Marvel supergroup there came the first
of what would be a long line of lazy
Fantastic Four origin stories come on
doesn’t that bother anybody just a
little Reed Richards and Ben Grimm are
college pals who later go into space
with sue and Johnny Storm and you know
the rest look I say we go for it huh I
mean what have we got to lose
almost the entire budget of this
particular adaptation went towards the
things suit and concerns over the film’s
obvious cheapness led producers to
disallow its release
[Music]
the bootleg recording might have higher
ratings than 2015’s band for stick but
at least the producers of that reboot
weren’t trying to hide their movies
existence science we are the Fantastic
Four
right number six the spirit set up in
the lead even the best comic book
writers can struggle when it comes to
adapting their work I’m gonna kill you
all kinds dead after the success of 2005
Sin City Frank Miller returned to the
big screen with the spirit which stars
Gabriel mocked as a cop murdered and
reborn to watch over his city from the
shadows hands behind your head
your wish is my command this time Miller
would write and direct alone and while
the spirit may look like Sin City it has
none of its originality subtlety or ahem
spirit free-range chickens with a big
brown ugly-ass eggs they piss me off
samuel l.jackson co-stars in a
performance that is over-the-top even by
his standards and Miller has yet to
direct on his own ever since somebody
get me a tie it sure as hell better be
read okay boy but this time you better
know your place number five Catwoman oh
you’re crazy Tim Burton’s Batman Returns
opened audience’s eyes to the
wonderfully complex character that is
Selina Kyle okay handsome dazed and he
died 12 years later DC gave the Batman
villain s her own movie without Batman
they also renamed her patience Phillips
for seemingly no good reason what’s your
name
patience Phillips but this cat sure
short patience and it’s a real beauty as
far as we can tell the Catwoman title
was just an excuse to put Halle Berry in
a tight leather costume cats come
not when they’re told once you get over
the cat puns
and ancient Egyptian rituals what you
have left is bad CGI and five minutes of
action put together so sloppily that it
might have been directed by an actual
cat needless to say the director hasn’t
made a film for theatrical release since
while Barry famously accepted her Razzie
award in person holding the Oscar she
won classy I never in my life thought I
wouldn’t be I’m here
number four Judge Dredd when Rob
Schneider isn’t the worst thing in your
movie you know you’re into something
dreadful my god Sylvester Stallone finds
himself on the wrong side of the law in
this lazy adaptation of a unique
superhero combining elements from Blade
Runner sly zone demolition man and many
other more interesting IPs the writers
rehash ideas from other movies spending
so much of their time trying to play to
Stallone’s strengths that Dredd loses
any sort of character a new suit while
it has gained a cult following in recent
years
Stallone himself has criticized the film
claiming the he and director Dan cannon
didn’t properly communicate during
production this you can do is kill me
number 3 Superman for the quest for
peace the fourth film in the Christopher
Reeve era sees the return of gene
Hackman’s lex luthor who creates the
superhuman nuclear man and blows up any
chance of a fifth Superman injury the
cast clearly lost interest after the
initial trilogy but they dragged along
an empty script for quite a while it’s
common knowledge that you hate children
and animals Luthor what are you doing
back in Metropolis because I want to be
the first to introduce you to the new
kid on the block however it’s the visual
effects that really bring the film down
and the action is somehow worse than the
previous three installments if you will
not tell me I won’t hurt people
Reeves paralysis in 1995 meant that the
series could never recover and it was
almost 20 years before Warner Brothers
attempted to reboot it’s as it always
was on the brink with good fighting evil
see him 20 number 2
Batman and Robin no sign of the Snowman
maybe he melted
no he’s just hibernating 8 years before
the saving grace that was Batman Begins
star George Clooney thought he had
destroyed Batman as a big-screen
character with this comic book parody I
could have made that jump and you could
have splattered your brains all over the
side of the building initially a sequel
to Batman Forever Batman and Robin
follows the dynamic duo as they take on
Arnold Schwarzenegger as mr. freeze my
name is freeze learn it well what’s the
chilling sound of your doom almost
everything that comes out of Arnie’s
mouth is a cheesy one-liner let’s take
some ice in a script written by Akiva
Goldman the same man who won an Academy
Award for 2001 is a beautiful mind I
think this class will be a waste of your
and what is infinitely worse my time it
actually passes these so bad it’s good
mark before it’s halfway done and not
even a star-studded cast could help keep
the franchise alive yes it’s my rules my
rules that keep us alive and if you want
to stay in this house and on this team
you will abide by them this is no
partnership you’re never gonna trust me
before we unveil our number one pick
here are a few honorable or in this case
dishonorable mentions keen
that’s bad you know when you’ve said you
were gonna kill everyone I thought you
may just have been exaggerating yeah
do I look like a man who exaggerated and
welcomed but nigga swallowed a frog
hopefull is him an ancestor that was fun
number one steel should always broke him
up Shaquille O’Neal basketball legend TV
personality honorary US Deputy Marshal
but lead actor in a superhero movie not
so much fucking progress see the look on
those kids faces steel stars Shaq as
John Henry irons by day a former weapons
designer and all-around good guy but by
night he’s a crime-fighting block of
metal give it up Isis medallist one of
four characters DC Comics introduced
after its death of Superman arc irons
could be considered the least popular
and this movie somehow makes him even
less appealing see for yourselves I’ll
let my hammer speak for itself just hit
it right there on the bottom despite its
awful performances superhero cliches and
hard to forget basketball puns you would
be forgiven for not knowing that this
particular movie even existed and
O’Neill along with the rest of the world
probably wishes it didn’t never curl
into three tails do you agree with our
list which superhero movie do you feel
embarrassed just for watching we had
some good times here we mean you had
some good times here for more
entertaining top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
it’s the first time I’ve fallen you
weren’t there to catch me I figured you
could handle it you know dick sometimes
counting on somebody else is the only
way to win
[Music]
you
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