so baby give me that let me get a hey
hey
some words are wise some are wacky and
some are wonderful but these words are
woefully occupy my breasts are swollen
oh no fool you don’t confuse em welcome
to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
stupidest lyrics of all time which is my
big rock this list we’ve looked across
all music genres and compiled the worst
lyrics ever pen please that one consuit
well I wanna die soon my car
number 10 I would be the smartest man if
I was invisible invisible by Clay Aiken
what she doing tonight Oh Shaq could be
a fly on you all an American Idol turned
politician and activist Clay Aiken might
like to think that what he says is worth
listening to and this is probably a
lyric he’d rather not have sung
if I was
in the world of superpowers invisibility
and super intelligence are probably two
of the more popular powers to boast but
the correlative link between them is
probably pretty slim
I think mr. Aiken might be trying to
take over the world but he’ll never
succeed with logic like this
number nine Red Solo Cup I fill you up
let’s have a party let’s have a party I
love you Red Solo Cup Red Solo Cup by
Toby Keith now Red Solo Cup is the best
receptacle for barbecues tailgates fairs
and festivals in you this track is more
than a little tongue-in-cheek but that
doesn’t excuse this hopeless hyperbole
Red Solo Cup I fill you up let’s have a
party let’s have a party I love you Red
Solo Cup
it’s amazing enough that a record can be
worked out of a humble red cup it starts
to get a little too ridiculous for Toby
Keith there appear to be but three
stages to life fill up drink up get
loved up Red Solo Cup you’re not just a
cup you’re my man friend as commendable
as that is you got a hope and assume
that they had a few too many when they
wrote this song
Rosi the party
number eight my hump my hump my hump ha
my lovely lady lumps check it out my
hump spied Black Eyed Peas
my my my lovely little lumps check it
out
Fergie circa 2005 was a very attractive
lady but with lyrics like these there
was only so far fantasies could flourish
everyone knows that a little bit of
physicality goes a very long way when
selling records but there’s a baseness
to this line that leaves it lacking in
sex appeal they’re lovely right she’s a
lady correct and they’re hurt lumps ha
coz of my my lovely lady lumps your
alliterative purposes the lines perfect
but in terms of poetic sensuality
seductiveness or sense we’d rather not
check it out thanks mommy lady
Oh
we might
get tomorrow
number seven me working hard yeah right
pictured that with a Kodak and better
yet go to Times Square take a picture of
me with a Kodak give me everything by
pitbull featuring neo afrojack and nayer
grab somebody sexy down
stupid lyrics surrounded by passable
ones are one thing but to begin the
track with a what did he just say moment
that’s never a good move be not working
hard yeah right picture that with a
Kodak a better yet go to Times Square
take a picture of me with a codec
pitbull opens the song that promises to
give everything by giving us this
helping of hilarity clearly someone
scored a contract with the camera
company and clearly that same someone
isn’t especially skilled when it comes
to writing product placement into a song
to say pitbull pro bard this reference
into his record would be an insult to
crowbars everywhere he not working hard
yeah right picture that with a Kodak a
better yet for the time square take a
picture of me with a coat you must be a
sorceress because you just did the
impossible gain my trust so clever six
love is evil spell it backwards I’ll
show ya space balance by Eminem cuz I’ve
been treated like Turk before you and
love is Evol spell it backwards I’ll
show you nobody knows me and cold walk
down this road
like be evil but it’s still not as
simple as M&Ms spelling so we don’t need
you to show us anything mr. Slim Shady
we are perfectly capable of working out
everything that’s wrong with this lyric
by ourselves you’re a supernova
because spell love backwards and you
actually get jebal which if anything is
the prefix for evolution which depending
on your religious or scientific beliefs
might be considered one of the most
positive theories that the human race
has ever come up with and that isn’t
really what Eminem was going for cuz if
I get part I’m gonna show you what it’s
like to her cuz I’ve been treated like
tur before yeah in love is evil spell it
backwards I’ll show you number five when
I was a Geisha he was a samurai somehow
I understood him when he spoke Thai
you’re loved by Nicki Minaj here’s a
good idea let’s pull together all the
words we can think of relating to the
Far East and then run them through all
in one ludicrously lazy lyric when I was
a Geisha he was a samurai somehow
understood and when he spoke Thai it
seems you either love or hate Nicki
Minaj but either way it’s difficult to
defend this particular piece of
so-called poetry
a Geisha and a samurai might have
crossed paths at some point yes but what
they really have been speaking Thai or
does the word tie just rhyme well we
probably all know the answer to that but
none of the Geisha he was a samurai
somehow understood and when he spoke
number four tuck my napkin in my shirt
cuz I’m just mobbin like that headlines
by Drake I might be too strung out on
compliments overdose don’t happen it
started not to give a stop and the
consequence streak is a regular
demonstrator of dumb lyrics but with
these words he achieves superior
stupidity it’s up on that DNA my shirt
cuts out this mob as I day by taking us
through his table manners and giving
them the gangsta treatment the guy
thinks he sounds big but really he
sounds boring it’s tough on that DNA my
shirt cuts out just like a CEO a
laughable lyric that trumps even is most
problematic prose there is no confusion
in our minds
Drake deserves to be on this list
Chrissy got the money
so Drizzy gon pay it those my brothers I
ain’t even gotta say it that’s just
something they know
and he should count himself lucky that
he’s just missed the podium it’s up on
that being in my sure cuz I’ll just mob
in like a you know good and well that
you don’t want up right number three
yesterday was Thursday Thursday today it
is Friday Friday Friday by Rebecca Black
7 a.m. waking up in the morning gotta be
fresh gotta go downstairs we’ve all been
here during the days of the week by
singing us snappy little song when we
were about four years old there are a
lot of rebecca black lyrics that might
have featured on this countdown in fact
we’re pretty sure they all qualify but
this one really takes a beat injured a
Webster’s day birthday today is Friday
day the Black Eyed Peas also tried to
belittle us in similar style before
daddy
but blacks brain-dead lyrics are just
better or worse maybe one day she’ll
reach second grade and take us through
the seasons of the year or something and
your day was Thursday birthday today is
Friday
number two if the light is off than it
isn’t on so yesterday by Hilary Duff
change if you want it you can Jules a
run-through of history’s greatest
philosophical statements might include
William Shakespeare’s to be or not to be
the accounts I think therefore I am
Hilary Duff’s if the light is on than it
isn’t off
ah wait a minute
Lizzie McGuire might have grown up but
she didn’t grow wise and this one-liner
might be remembered for years to come
but for all the wrong reasons it’s a
literal lightbulb moment only the fuse
has gone the powers been cut and we
might as well be walking blindly into
brick walls
gonna be ok before we unveil our top
pick here are a few honorable or in this
case this honorable mentions to Helen
Keller and Chuck with your do you ever
feel like a plastic bag drifting through
the wind wanting to start again
when I was little mr. dance
water fire hair and dirt in Magnus how
do they work I’m gonna make you my berry
cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake
number one New Kids on the Block had a
bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick summer girls
by LFO do you remember the second
opening line to make our countdown the
undisputed stupidest lyric of all time
accolade goes to LFO for this lol effort
New Kids on the Block cat a bunch it’s
Chinese huge makes me sick truth most of
the lyrics to this song might have
scored top spots as the band put rhyme
very much before we even do the best
girl that I ever did see the great Larry
Burchett see dirty three New Kids on the
Block did have a bunch of hits and
Chinese food you might make some people
sick but the two are never ever gonna be
related New Kids on the Block cat a
bunch of hits Chinese food makes me see
exactly why they were in this lyric is
absolutely anybody’s guess someone fails
come to some of us go somewhere why is
someone so so do you agree with our list
stupid lyrics did we skip for more
laughable top 10s published every day be
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com fight
new kids on the black cat a buncha hits
Chinese food sixteen
because flyaway girl stop
hey
some words are wise some are wacky and
some are wonderful but these words are
woefully occupy my breasts are swollen
oh no fool you don’t confuse em welcome
to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
stupidest lyrics of all time which is my
big rock this list we’ve looked across
all music genres and compiled the worst
lyrics ever pen please that one consuit
well I wanna die soon my car
number 10 I would be the smartest man if
I was invisible invisible by Clay Aiken
what she doing tonight Oh Shaq could be
a fly on you all an American Idol turned
politician and activist Clay Aiken might
like to think that what he says is worth
listening to and this is probably a
lyric he’d rather not have sung
if I was
in the world of superpowers invisibility
and super intelligence are probably two
of the more popular powers to boast but
the correlative link between them is
probably pretty slim
I think mr. Aiken might be trying to
take over the world but he’ll never
succeed with logic like this
number nine Red Solo Cup I fill you up
let’s have a party let’s have a party I
love you Red Solo Cup Red Solo Cup by
Toby Keith now Red Solo Cup is the best
receptacle for barbecues tailgates fairs
and festivals in you this track is more
than a little tongue-in-cheek but that
doesn’t excuse this hopeless hyperbole
Red Solo Cup I fill you up let’s have a
party let’s have a party I love you Red
Solo Cup
it’s amazing enough that a record can be
worked out of a humble red cup it starts
to get a little too ridiculous for Toby
Keith there appear to be but three
stages to life fill up drink up get
loved up Red Solo Cup you’re not just a
cup you’re my man friend as commendable
as that is you got a hope and assume
that they had a few too many when they
wrote this song
Rosi the party
number eight my hump my hump my hump ha
my lovely lady lumps check it out my
hump spied Black Eyed Peas
my my my lovely little lumps check it
out
Fergie circa 2005 was a very attractive
lady but with lyrics like these there
was only so far fantasies could flourish
everyone knows that a little bit of
physicality goes a very long way when
selling records but there’s a baseness
to this line that leaves it lacking in
sex appeal they’re lovely right she’s a
lady correct and they’re hurt lumps ha
coz of my my lovely lady lumps your
alliterative purposes the lines perfect
but in terms of poetic sensuality
seductiveness or sense we’d rather not
check it out thanks mommy lady
Oh
we might
get tomorrow
number seven me working hard yeah right
pictured that with a Kodak and better
yet go to Times Square take a picture of
me with a Kodak give me everything by
pitbull featuring neo afrojack and nayer
grab somebody sexy down
stupid lyrics surrounded by passable
ones are one thing but to begin the
track with a what did he just say moment
that’s never a good move be not working
hard yeah right picture that with a
Kodak a better yet go to Times Square
take a picture of me with a codec
pitbull opens the song that promises to
give everything by giving us this
helping of hilarity clearly someone
scored a contract with the camera
company and clearly that same someone
isn’t especially skilled when it comes
to writing product placement into a song
to say pitbull pro bard this reference
into his record would be an insult to
crowbars everywhere he not working hard
yeah right picture that with a Kodak a
better yet for the time square take a
picture of me with a coat you must be a
sorceress because you just did the
impossible gain my trust so clever six
love is evil spell it backwards I’ll
show ya space balance by Eminem cuz I’ve
been treated like Turk before you and
love is Evol spell it backwards I’ll
show you nobody knows me and cold walk
down this road
like be evil but it’s still not as
simple as M&Ms spelling so we don’t need
you to show us anything mr. Slim Shady
we are perfectly capable of working out
everything that’s wrong with this lyric
by ourselves you’re a supernova
because spell love backwards and you
actually get jebal which if anything is
the prefix for evolution which depending
on your religious or scientific beliefs
might be considered one of the most
positive theories that the human race
has ever come up with and that isn’t
really what Eminem was going for cuz if
I get part I’m gonna show you what it’s
like to her cuz I’ve been treated like
tur before yeah in love is evil spell it
backwards I’ll show you number five when
I was a Geisha he was a samurai somehow
I understood him when he spoke Thai
you’re loved by Nicki Minaj here’s a
good idea let’s pull together all the
words we can think of relating to the
Far East and then run them through all
in one ludicrously lazy lyric when I was
a Geisha he was a samurai somehow
understood and when he spoke Thai it
seems you either love or hate Nicki
Minaj but either way it’s difficult to
defend this particular piece of
so-called poetry
a Geisha and a samurai might have
crossed paths at some point yes but what
they really have been speaking Thai or
does the word tie just rhyme well we
probably all know the answer to that but
none of the Geisha he was a samurai
somehow understood and when he spoke
number four tuck my napkin in my shirt
cuz I’m just mobbin like that headlines
by Drake I might be too strung out on
compliments overdose don’t happen it
started not to give a stop and the
consequence streak is a regular
demonstrator of dumb lyrics but with
these words he achieves superior
stupidity it’s up on that DNA my shirt
cuts out this mob as I day by taking us
through his table manners and giving
them the gangsta treatment the guy
thinks he sounds big but really he
sounds boring it’s tough on that DNA my
shirt cuts out just like a CEO a
laughable lyric that trumps even is most
problematic prose there is no confusion
in our minds
Drake deserves to be on this list
Chrissy got the money
so Drizzy gon pay it those my brothers I
ain’t even gotta say it that’s just
something they know
and he should count himself lucky that
he’s just missed the podium it’s up on
that being in my sure cuz I’ll just mob
in like a you know good and well that
you don’t want up right number three
yesterday was Thursday Thursday today it
is Friday Friday Friday by Rebecca Black
7 a.m. waking up in the morning gotta be
fresh gotta go downstairs we’ve all been
here during the days of the week by
singing us snappy little song when we
were about four years old there are a
lot of rebecca black lyrics that might
have featured on this countdown in fact
we’re pretty sure they all qualify but
this one really takes a beat injured a
Webster’s day birthday today is Friday
day the Black Eyed Peas also tried to
belittle us in similar style before
daddy
but blacks brain-dead lyrics are just
better or worse maybe one day she’ll
reach second grade and take us through
the seasons of the year or something and
your day was Thursday birthday today is
Friday
number two if the light is off than it
isn’t on so yesterday by Hilary Duff
change if you want it you can Jules a
run-through of history’s greatest
philosophical statements might include
William Shakespeare’s to be or not to be
the accounts I think therefore I am
Hilary Duff’s if the light is on than it
isn’t off
ah wait a minute
Lizzie McGuire might have grown up but
she didn’t grow wise and this one-liner
might be remembered for years to come
but for all the wrong reasons it’s a
literal lightbulb moment only the fuse
has gone the powers been cut and we
might as well be walking blindly into
brick walls
gonna be ok before we unveil our top
pick here are a few honorable or in this
case this honorable mentions to Helen
Keller and Chuck with your do you ever
feel like a plastic bag drifting through
the wind wanting to start again
when I was little mr. dance
water fire hair and dirt in Magnus how
do they work I’m gonna make you my berry
cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake
number one New Kids on the Block had a
bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick summer girls
by LFO do you remember the second
opening line to make our countdown the
undisputed stupidest lyric of all time
accolade goes to LFO for this lol effort
New Kids on the Block cat a bunch it’s
Chinese huge makes me sick truth most of
the lyrics to this song might have
scored top spots as the band put rhyme
very much before we even do the best
girl that I ever did see the great Larry
Burchett see dirty three New Kids on the
Block did have a bunch of hits and
Chinese food you might make some people
sick but the two are never ever gonna be
related New Kids on the Block cat a
bunch of hits Chinese food makes me see
exactly why they were in this lyric is
absolutely anybody’s guess someone fails
come to some of us go somewhere why is
someone so so do you agree with our list
stupid lyrics did we skip for more
laughable top 10s published every day be
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com fight
new kids on the black cat a buncha hits
Chinese food sixteen
because flyaway girl stop
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