are you sure you want to be caught with
that welcome to watchmojo.com and today
we’re counting down our picks for the
top 10 craziest things found by airport
security
before we begin we publish new videos
every day
so be sure to subscribe for more great
content for this list we’re not looking
for the usual prohibited items or even
stuff as tame as firearms drugs or
explosives these are the truly crazy
Airport finds number 10 human skull
fragments in 2013 two American tourists
were traveling home from Cuba by way of
Fort Lauderdale Florida with sealed clay
pots they bought as mementos when
airport security opened the pots they
found something they weren’t expecting
fragments of human bone
the women claimed they purchased the
pots at a religious shop where they’d
been told the items would quote ward off
evil spirits fortunately for the ladies
the investigators decided they couldn’t
have known what was in the pots and let
them board their flight to Baltimore the
next step figuring out whose skulls they
were
[Applause]
number nine a chainsaw pro tip to all
you Lumberjacks and lumber Jill’s out
there traveling with a chainsaw
as checked luggage is apparently
perfectly fine just make sure it’s not
gassed up I put up with a lot but one
thing I won’t put up with is a chainsaw
that always breaks down in 2012 a man
tried to board a flight at New York’s
Elmira Corning Regional Airport with a
chainsaw in his carry-on when he was
stopped by airport security duh but did
they confiscate his tool worried that
he’d do something like this
[Applause]
No all he needed to do was empty out the
reservoir and send it to checked baggage
and he was allowed to get on with his
trip
number eight a flail let’s say a weapon
hasn’t been popular in like seven
hundred years can we bring it on a plane
then no one traveler learned this the
hard way in 2013 by trying to bring a
flail or what sometimes wrongly called a
mace onto a flight at Chicago Midway
Airport I don’t even own a Miss I don’t
know where that came a flail is
basically a spiky ball attached to a
stick handle by a chain while a weapon
like that may be appropriate at a
Renaissance Fair or your latest LARP
adventure it is not suitable airplane
cargo can you imagine if this fell on
you during some rough turbulence number
seven a chastity belt
but chastity belt in case you don’t know
a chastity belt is a tool once used to
thwart unwanted or wanted sexual
intercourse or masturbation the
combination to my chastity belt it was
used mostly during the Renaissance
period but even today it’s not an
unheard of accessory especially in the
BDSM community so what happens if you’re
wearing one of these devices while going
through airport security well as the TSA
explained on their blog in 2012
not much while it definitely caused
officials to have a chat with this
passenger ultimately the person was
allowed to board the plane I only pulled
away from you because of this number six
monkeys birds and flowers
[Music]
you know things are about to get weird
when an exotic bird flies out of your
suitcase in 2002 a California man was
returning from Thailand when customs
officials decided to check his luggage
sure enough there was a total of four
birds in their mail blue bird of
paradise is advertising for a mate
accompanied by fifty orchids of an
endangered species but wait there’s more
when the man was pressed to reveal what
else he was hiding he said quote I’ve
got monkeys in my pants so to sum up
there’s two pygmy monkeys four exotic
birds fifty rare orchids and a partridge
in a pear tree did you have any trouble
getting in no the guy with the rubber
glove was surprisingly gentle number
five a baby it’s completely legal to
bring your baby onto an airplane no
matter how much they’re crying bugs
other passengers I always end up sitting
next to a damn baby
what however hiding that baby in your
luggage is not one Egyptian couple
traveling to the United Arab Emirates
was not allowed into the country because
they didn’t have a visa for their five
month old now instead of waiting two
days at the airport like a couple of
suckers to get the proper papers they
crammed the boy into their carry-on and
hoped for the best
that pesky airport x-ray machine
revealed their hidden cargo and the
parents were detained number four snakes
and tortoises you thought snakes on a
plane was pure fiction
we wish five years after samuel
l.jackson z’ high-flying adventure a man
was arrested at Miami International
Airport with no less than seven exotic
snakes on his person or in his pants to
be more specific
thanks I’d have to be a snake
what’s more he also had three tortoises
hidden in there as you can imagine the
man was arrested for illegally trying to
import exotic animals and face up to
five years behind bars gives new meaning
to the term trouser snake doesn’t it
number three severed heads in 2013 a
shipment of 18 heads covered in skin by
the way landed at Chicago’s O’Hare
Airport the thing is they’ve been sent
by researchers in Rome to a crematorium
in the area and were preserved and
tagged as a medical shipment so the
whole thing was actually legit it’s just
that some piece of paperwork had not
been properly filed now which group
Ahead’s is good enough for me to hang
out with officials were pretty blasé
about the whole thing saying that human
body parts are shipped to schools and
hospitals on the regular well it’s good
that cooler heads prevailed number two a
tiger cub in order to camouflage the
baby tiger she was trying to smuggle
into Iran by way of Thailand one woman
had the brilliant idea of drugging it
and hiding it in a suitcase filled with
stuffed Tigers the plane almost worked
too but the Bangkok airports trusty
x-ray scanner revealed the truth you see
unlike stuffed animals real animals have
bones anyway thankfully the
three-month-old tiger was rescued nursed
back to health and sent to a wildlife
preserve and luckily for the other
passengers they didn’t have to travel
with one of the world’s most dangerous
animals before we unveil our number one
pick here are some honorable mentions
number one a dead body do me a favor
don’t disturb my friend is dead tired
we’ve seen skull fragments and severed
heads but nothing’s quite as gutsy as
trying to sneak an entire human corpse
onto an airplane
the cost to transport a dead body via
airplane can be steep often surpassing
the cost of a coach airfare ticket
that’s probably why one family came up
with a plan straight out a weekend at
Bernie’s placing their dead relative in
a wheelchair they rolled the man through
the Liverpool Airport wearing sunglasses
thinking no one would catch on as they
boarded their flight to Germany they
were arrested
why do these things always happen to me
do you agree with our picks check out
these other great clips from WatchMojo
and subscribe for new videos every day
[Music]
that welcome to watchmojo.com and today
we’re counting down our picks for the
top 10 craziest things found by airport
security
before we begin we publish new videos
every day
so be sure to subscribe for more great
content for this list we’re not looking
for the usual prohibited items or even
stuff as tame as firearms drugs or
explosives these are the truly crazy
Airport finds number 10 human skull
fragments in 2013 two American tourists
were traveling home from Cuba by way of
Fort Lauderdale Florida with sealed clay
pots they bought as mementos when
airport security opened the pots they
found something they weren’t expecting
fragments of human bone
the women claimed they purchased the
pots at a religious shop where they’d
been told the items would quote ward off
evil spirits fortunately for the ladies
the investigators decided they couldn’t
have known what was in the pots and let
them board their flight to Baltimore the
next step figuring out whose skulls they
were
[Applause]
number nine a chainsaw pro tip to all
you Lumberjacks and lumber Jill’s out
there traveling with a chainsaw
as checked luggage is apparently
perfectly fine just make sure it’s not
gassed up I put up with a lot but one
thing I won’t put up with is a chainsaw
that always breaks down in 2012 a man
tried to board a flight at New York’s
Elmira Corning Regional Airport with a
chainsaw in his carry-on when he was
stopped by airport security duh but did
they confiscate his tool worried that
he’d do something like this
[Applause]
No all he needed to do was empty out the
reservoir and send it to checked baggage
and he was allowed to get on with his
trip
number eight a flail let’s say a weapon
hasn’t been popular in like seven
hundred years can we bring it on a plane
then no one traveler learned this the
hard way in 2013 by trying to bring a
flail or what sometimes wrongly called a
mace onto a flight at Chicago Midway
Airport I don’t even own a Miss I don’t
know where that came a flail is
basically a spiky ball attached to a
stick handle by a chain while a weapon
like that may be appropriate at a
Renaissance Fair or your latest LARP
adventure it is not suitable airplane
cargo can you imagine if this fell on
you during some rough turbulence number
seven a chastity belt
but chastity belt in case you don’t know
a chastity belt is a tool once used to
thwart unwanted or wanted sexual
intercourse or masturbation the
combination to my chastity belt it was
used mostly during the Renaissance
period but even today it’s not an
unheard of accessory especially in the
BDSM community so what happens if you’re
wearing one of these devices while going
through airport security well as the TSA
explained on their blog in 2012
not much while it definitely caused
officials to have a chat with this
passenger ultimately the person was
allowed to board the plane I only pulled
away from you because of this number six
monkeys birds and flowers
[Music]
you know things are about to get weird
when an exotic bird flies out of your
suitcase in 2002 a California man was
returning from Thailand when customs
officials decided to check his luggage
sure enough there was a total of four
birds in their mail blue bird of
paradise is advertising for a mate
accompanied by fifty orchids of an
endangered species but wait there’s more
when the man was pressed to reveal what
else he was hiding he said quote I’ve
got monkeys in my pants so to sum up
there’s two pygmy monkeys four exotic
birds fifty rare orchids and a partridge
in a pear tree did you have any trouble
getting in no the guy with the rubber
glove was surprisingly gentle number
five a baby it’s completely legal to
bring your baby onto an airplane no
matter how much they’re crying bugs
other passengers I always end up sitting
next to a damn baby
what however hiding that baby in your
luggage is not one Egyptian couple
traveling to the United Arab Emirates
was not allowed into the country because
they didn’t have a visa for their five
month old now instead of waiting two
days at the airport like a couple of
suckers to get the proper papers they
crammed the boy into their carry-on and
hoped for the best
that pesky airport x-ray machine
revealed their hidden cargo and the
parents were detained number four snakes
and tortoises you thought snakes on a
plane was pure fiction
we wish five years after samuel
l.jackson z’ high-flying adventure a man
was arrested at Miami International
Airport with no less than seven exotic
snakes on his person or in his pants to
be more specific
thanks I’d have to be a snake
what’s more he also had three tortoises
hidden in there as you can imagine the
man was arrested for illegally trying to
import exotic animals and face up to
five years behind bars gives new meaning
to the term trouser snake doesn’t it
number three severed heads in 2013 a
shipment of 18 heads covered in skin by
the way landed at Chicago’s O’Hare
Airport the thing is they’ve been sent
by researchers in Rome to a crematorium
in the area and were preserved and
tagged as a medical shipment so the
whole thing was actually legit it’s just
that some piece of paperwork had not
been properly filed now which group
Ahead’s is good enough for me to hang
out with officials were pretty blasé
about the whole thing saying that human
body parts are shipped to schools and
hospitals on the regular well it’s good
that cooler heads prevailed number two a
tiger cub in order to camouflage the
baby tiger she was trying to smuggle
into Iran by way of Thailand one woman
had the brilliant idea of drugging it
and hiding it in a suitcase filled with
stuffed Tigers the plane almost worked
too but the Bangkok airports trusty
x-ray scanner revealed the truth you see
unlike stuffed animals real animals have
bones anyway thankfully the
three-month-old tiger was rescued nursed
back to health and sent to a wildlife
preserve and luckily for the other
passengers they didn’t have to travel
with one of the world’s most dangerous
animals before we unveil our number one
pick here are some honorable mentions
number one a dead body do me a favor
don’t disturb my friend is dead tired
we’ve seen skull fragments and severed
heads but nothing’s quite as gutsy as
trying to sneak an entire human corpse
onto an airplane
the cost to transport a dead body via
airplane can be steep often surpassing
the cost of a coach airfare ticket
that’s probably why one family came up
with a plan straight out a weekend at
Bernie’s placing their dead relative in
a wheelchair they rolled the man through
the Liverpool Airport wearing sunglasses
thinking no one would catch on as they
boarded their flight to Germany they
were arrested
why do these things always happen to me
do you agree with our picks check out
these other great clips from WatchMojo
and subscribe for new videos every day
[Music]
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