this plumber has done everything except
fix an actual kitchen sink welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re running
through our picks for the top 10
strangest Mario spin-offs they are my
number 10 dr. Mario kicking off our list
is the puzzle game in which the infamous
plumber decided to play doctor and by
doctor we mean Tetris here Mario uses
colorful drug capsules to fight
goblin-like viruses we love this game
but we always find ourselves questioning
the wisdom of Nintendo influencing
children to follow the instructions of a
fake doctor and over Medicaid illnesses
do you think MJ played this game number
9 Mario pinball land the princess has
been kidnapped
so it’s up to Mario to save her only
this time he has a machine squish him
into a pinball so he can fling his way
through obstacles this is easily one of
the oddest rescue mission setups of all
time number 8 Yoshi’s Safari ever
wondered what would happen if Nintendo
combines super mario world with an
arcade style shooter well the answer is
super Mario riding a dinosaur with a
bazooka
we dig everything about it save for the
fact that it’s set in a place called
jewelry land number 7 mario is missing
and Mario’s time machine there was a
time when Nintendo allowed their mascot
to not just appear on the PC but to
educate rather than entertain children
the result was two entries in the Mario
Discovery Series by software to works
here the brothers took a break from
turtle genocide to teach gamers about
real world landmarks and artifacts
number 6 Mario teaches typing as if a
history lesson weren’t bad enough
Mario’s need to edutainment a spread to
the keyboard while we see this glorified
school work making sense in the
classroom we pity the kids who were
duped by their parents into playing this
for fun you know who you are
number 5 Dance Dance Revolution Mario
mix remember that huge dance dance craze
a few years back well everyone’s love of
dancing over plastic mats certainly
didn’t go unnoticed by Nintendo as a
result Mario hit the dance floor in
order to reclaim four musical keys
stolen by Wow Luigi the series lamest
villain among it’s stranger moments was
a section in which Mario danced to
control a spaceship made out of trumpets
number four super Princess Peach for as
long as we can remember
Mario has saved the princess but not
this time here the endlessly captured
royal must return the favor it’s an
interesting premise but it’s
tragically undercut by sexist undertones
namely that peaches intense emotions
give her superpowers we’re all for girl
power but it’s shocking that rage gives
her hot flashes joy makes her fly glue
makes her powerful and calmer generates
her health alas this was not the
post-feminist masterpiece it was
destined to be number three Hotel Mario
you knew that we’d mentioned this
infamous Philips CDI game at some point
well here it is
Mario’s ill-fated venture through
Bowser’s many hotels horrific play
issues and garish video cutscenes aside
it’s quite odd that a company that once
operated a real-life love hotel would
allow their mascot to haplessly wonder
into anything resembling one number two
Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games the
portly plumber has appeared in countless
sport games ranging from golf to tennis
one might suppose that that alone would
make his entry into the Olympic Games
easier to swallow what it doesn’t gloss
over is the fact that he’s sharing space
with his arch-nemesis from the 16-bit
era seriously who believes that Mario
could ever match Sonic the Hedgehog in a
footrace number one fortune Street
taking the top spot on our list is
Mario’s attempt to cash in and all this
recent economy talk that’s right it’s a
board game like Mario Party which for
gos traditional minigames in favor of
all the fun there is to be had in the
mortgage crisis why would marry you even
bother with this anyway the guy collects
so many gold coins he literally buys
himself new lives all the time I don’t
get it
fix an actual kitchen sink welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re running
through our picks for the top 10
strangest Mario spin-offs they are my
number 10 dr. Mario kicking off our list
is the puzzle game in which the infamous
plumber decided to play doctor and by
doctor we mean Tetris here Mario uses
colorful drug capsules to fight
goblin-like viruses we love this game
but we always find ourselves questioning
the wisdom of Nintendo influencing
children to follow the instructions of a
fake doctor and over Medicaid illnesses
do you think MJ played this game number
9 Mario pinball land the princess has
been kidnapped
so it’s up to Mario to save her only
this time he has a machine squish him
into a pinball so he can fling his way
through obstacles this is easily one of
the oddest rescue mission setups of all
time number 8 Yoshi’s Safari ever
wondered what would happen if Nintendo
combines super mario world with an
arcade style shooter well the answer is
super Mario riding a dinosaur with a
bazooka
we dig everything about it save for the
fact that it’s set in a place called
jewelry land number 7 mario is missing
and Mario’s time machine there was a
time when Nintendo allowed their mascot
to not just appear on the PC but to
educate rather than entertain children
the result was two entries in the Mario
Discovery Series by software to works
here the brothers took a break from
turtle genocide to teach gamers about
real world landmarks and artifacts
number 6 Mario teaches typing as if a
history lesson weren’t bad enough
Mario’s need to edutainment a spread to
the keyboard while we see this glorified
school work making sense in the
classroom we pity the kids who were
duped by their parents into playing this
for fun you know who you are
number 5 Dance Dance Revolution Mario
mix remember that huge dance dance craze
a few years back well everyone’s love of
dancing over plastic mats certainly
didn’t go unnoticed by Nintendo as a
result Mario hit the dance floor in
order to reclaim four musical keys
stolen by Wow Luigi the series lamest
villain among it’s stranger moments was
a section in which Mario danced to
control a spaceship made out of trumpets
number four super Princess Peach for as
long as we can remember
Mario has saved the princess but not
this time here the endlessly captured
royal must return the favor it’s an
interesting premise but it’s
tragically undercut by sexist undertones
namely that peaches intense emotions
give her superpowers we’re all for girl
power but it’s shocking that rage gives
her hot flashes joy makes her fly glue
makes her powerful and calmer generates
her health alas this was not the
post-feminist masterpiece it was
destined to be number three Hotel Mario
you knew that we’d mentioned this
infamous Philips CDI game at some point
well here it is
Mario’s ill-fated venture through
Bowser’s many hotels horrific play
issues and garish video cutscenes aside
it’s quite odd that a company that once
operated a real-life love hotel would
allow their mascot to haplessly wonder
into anything resembling one number two
Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games the
portly plumber has appeared in countless
sport games ranging from golf to tennis
one might suppose that that alone would
make his entry into the Olympic Games
easier to swallow what it doesn’t gloss
over is the fact that he’s sharing space
with his arch-nemesis from the 16-bit
era seriously who believes that Mario
could ever match Sonic the Hedgehog in a
footrace number one fortune Street
taking the top spot on our list is
Mario’s attempt to cash in and all this
recent economy talk that’s right it’s a
board game like Mario Party which for
gos traditional minigames in favor of
all the fun there is to be had in the
mortgage crisis why would marry you even
bother with this anyway the guy collects
so many gold coins he literally buys
himself new lives all the time I don’t
get it
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