this mountain town is anything but quiet
especially when these dastardly
characters show up welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top ten South
Park villains before we begin we publish
new videos every day so be sure to
subscribe for more great content for
this list we’re looking at the menacing
and hilarious villains of Comedy
Central’s main attraction much like the
Batman franchise South Park has garnered
its own rogues gallery of villains from
the outrageous and psychopathic to the
zany number 10 barbra streisand who is
the boy I saw on the news report tonight
in the early days of South Park Barbara
Streisand was the butt of many a joke
I’m Barbra Streisand so that makes sense
considering she’s the most hated
celebrity between creators Trey Parker
and Matt Stone described as a quote
calculating egotistical female dog
the singer does everything in her power
to obtain the triangle of zinthar going
so far as to torture the boys if you’ll
come with me in my car I’ll take you up
to my condo where I’ll kill you
once she completes the diamond of
pantheous she becomes mecha Streisand
she’s one of the more psychotic villains
on this list not to mention one of the
most powerful member 9 Saddam Hussein
that looks like Saddam Hussein you’re
seeing large banners of his face all
over town I’ve been searching a long
time for you to lean Dan you just need a
rest while he hasn’t appeared in the
show too much he proved to be quite a
threat not just a South Park but to the
entire world just like the real Saddam
he’s attempted to take over Canada a few
times manipulated and abused Satan and
built a chemical weapons Factory in
heaven disguised as a chocolate chip
factory God for someone who acts like a
sugar hyped child this infamous dictator
is as devious as he is
Daffy is sex the only thing that matters
to you I love you number 8 Steven
Spielberg and George Lucas first of all
both George and I are very firmly
against the murdering of toddlers here
here these famous filmmakers aren’t as
criminally insane as other villains but
South Park would argue that some of
their films are punishable offenses
that’s different these are my movies I
made them and I have the right to do
whatever I want with them in the season
6 episode free hat Spielberg and Lucas
begin updating their movies with modern
technology and replacing weapons with
walkie-talkies don’t even think about it
kid I’m not afraid to use this
walkie-talkie when the boys try to stop
them
the directors keep them captive and
forced them to sit through an updated
version of Raiders of the Lost Ark then
in season 12s the China problem
Spielberg and Lucas are found raping an
imperial stormtrooper which leads to
their arrest for raping Indiana Jones
poor Indy member 7 Mark Zuckerberg tell
us who you are I am the founder and
chairman of Facebook concerned with the
amount of time their kids spend on
Facebook the parents of South Park call
up Mark Zuckerberg for help you say
these things like they are my fault and
yet they are not much to their chagrin
they get anything but that
and Zuckerberg starts roaming the town
doing whatever he pleases hold on that
that’s not true
Facebook says it’s true he breaks into
people’s homes eats their food and is
just a total public nuisance I’m tired
of eating chips what else is there in a
sudden twist he’s revealed to be an
accomplice and professor chaos is plan
to smear Coonan friends with fake news
stories no one can block this man now
you try to block me number 6
Tom Cruise hope this is the greatest day
of my life what do you get when you have
Tom Cruise hiding in your closet you get
the police department and national news
outside your front door when
scientologists regards Stan as a
reincarnated l ron Hubbard Tom Cruise
waits in Stan’s bedroom to meet his idol
however Cruz is quickly disappointed
when Stan says Leonardo DiCaprio is a
better actor than him
salting and cruise sulking in Stan’s
closet Tom Cruise locked himself in my
closet will come out it isn’t until Stan
speaks against Scientology that Cruz
comes out with our Kelly and John
Travolta and threatens to sue Tom Cruise
and John Travolta don’t come out of the
closet I’m gonna cap this bitch to later
episodes see Cruz trying to become
immune to ridicule buddy shoulda learned
by now that no celebrity is safe in
South Park no longer will they make
snide remarks about whoever they want
number five Scott tenorman hello what do
you want how do you trick somebody into
buying pubes you would actually tell
your mom that you were stupid enough to
pay for my pubes I don’t think so
we aren’t sure either but Scott tenorman
managed to do it to none other than Eric
Cartman Scott isn’t satisfied with just
saying haha tricked you as he proceeds
to humiliate and torment Cartman even
more not only does he end up stealing
more money from Cartman but he also
shows the town of video of Cartman
begging on his knees and calling himself
a piggy as witty and intimidating as
Scott can be there’s no worse
humiliation than being tricked into
eating a bowl of chili made from your
own parents wait what number four Mel
Gibson yes after watching The Passion of
the Christ Stan and Kenny head to Mel
Gibson’s to demand a refund we saw your
movie The Passion and we didn’t like it
so can we have our money back please
if only they knew about the lunacy that
would follow when asked for a refund
Gibson quickly refuses with some not so
subtle hints that he likes being
tortured when the boys scaled their
money back and give change Gibson goes a
little well off the wall is putting it
way too lightly I just sure hope you
don’t use those whips over there on the
wall he ends up chasing the boys all the
way back to South Park in a tanker from
Mad Max – you’ve got to be shitting me
dude if you’re going that far to get $18
back you must be crazy and the
relentless masochism is just the icing
on the cake
dude what’s wrong with him he’s cuckoo
dude he’s
out of his mind number three PC
principal that’s the sound of 2015
pulling you over people suck it alright
everyone listen up serving as the
embodiment of political correctness PC
principal has become a character both
loved and hated replacing principal
Victoria as of season 19 PC principal is
set on making South Park Elementary 100%
PC even if it means beating up students
or calling in a SWAT team to extract a
student if South Park were to be more
realistic PC principal would be charged
with assault
hazing indirect hate crime child labor
and terrorism did you forget that at 8
and 11 all Canadians face east and plate
Chuck Mangione and yet he’s here to stay
so if you don’t want to be beaten until
your PC black and blue you better watch
your microaggressions bro you’re
associating Italian Americans to
intimidation tactics you better watch
your microaggressions bro ok number 2
the woodland critters how cute don’t you
just want to hug them that’s what you’d
think at first but trust us you do not
want to be anywhere near these guys
these sinister animals ask Stan to help
build a manger and kill a mountain lion
so they may call upon their Lord and
Savior when all is said and done the
woodland critters reveal their worship
to the Antichrist and celebrate with a
sacrifice and blood orgy gee whiz dad if
you tried to stop Bush we’d have to use
our evil satanic powers on you Spencer
bar is ready they are deceitful
perverted and downright sick in the head
better have Santa with you if you do not
want to die by their satanic powers
do you wish saved up you’re not going to
kill me
before we reveal our number one pick
here are some honorable mentions
[Music]
[Applause]
number one Eric Cartman not any fan of
this show will tell you that this fat
brat is the most sadistic manipulative
self-centered sociopathic character in
the entire franchise he might be stupid
enough to buy pubes but do not
underestimate him yes I just got my
first pubes Carmen will do just about
anything to get what he wants whether
it’s for getting even with somebody or
simply proving a point he’s done so many
horrible things that we had enough
material to make a top ten out of it so
nice to see I got Chinese people there
as you can see we are Chinese people
ourselves
ideally Cartman would be the kid in
class everyone would stay away from this
was a book I created all with my
imagination it’s called Little Red
Riding cap contrary to that logic the
boys still hang out with him as if he’s
never fed anybody their own parents
before do you like it do you like it’s
good I caught it mr. and mrs. tenorman
Chitty do you agree with our picks check
out these other great clips from
WatchMojo and subscribe for new videos
every day
especially when these dastardly
characters show up welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top ten South
Park villains before we begin we publish
new videos every day so be sure to
subscribe for more great content for
this list we’re looking at the menacing
and hilarious villains of Comedy
Central’s main attraction much like the
Batman franchise South Park has garnered
its own rogues gallery of villains from
the outrageous and psychopathic to the
zany number 10 barbra streisand who is
the boy I saw on the news report tonight
in the early days of South Park Barbara
Streisand was the butt of many a joke
I’m Barbra Streisand so that makes sense
considering she’s the most hated
celebrity between creators Trey Parker
and Matt Stone described as a quote
calculating egotistical female dog
the singer does everything in her power
to obtain the triangle of zinthar going
so far as to torture the boys if you’ll
come with me in my car I’ll take you up
to my condo where I’ll kill you
once she completes the diamond of
pantheous she becomes mecha Streisand
she’s one of the more psychotic villains
on this list not to mention one of the
most powerful member 9 Saddam Hussein
that looks like Saddam Hussein you’re
seeing large banners of his face all
over town I’ve been searching a long
time for you to lean Dan you just need a
rest while he hasn’t appeared in the
show too much he proved to be quite a
threat not just a South Park but to the
entire world just like the real Saddam
he’s attempted to take over Canada a few
times manipulated and abused Satan and
built a chemical weapons Factory in
heaven disguised as a chocolate chip
factory God for someone who acts like a
sugar hyped child this infamous dictator
is as devious as he is
Daffy is sex the only thing that matters
to you I love you number 8 Steven
Spielberg and George Lucas first of all
both George and I are very firmly
against the murdering of toddlers here
here these famous filmmakers aren’t as
criminally insane as other villains but
South Park would argue that some of
their films are punishable offenses
that’s different these are my movies I
made them and I have the right to do
whatever I want with them in the season
6 episode free hat Spielberg and Lucas
begin updating their movies with modern
technology and replacing weapons with
walkie-talkies don’t even think about it
kid I’m not afraid to use this
walkie-talkie when the boys try to stop
them
the directors keep them captive and
forced them to sit through an updated
version of Raiders of the Lost Ark then
in season 12s the China problem
Spielberg and Lucas are found raping an
imperial stormtrooper which leads to
their arrest for raping Indiana Jones
poor Indy member 7 Mark Zuckerberg tell
us who you are I am the founder and
chairman of Facebook concerned with the
amount of time their kids spend on
Facebook the parents of South Park call
up Mark Zuckerberg for help you say
these things like they are my fault and
yet they are not much to their chagrin
they get anything but that
and Zuckerberg starts roaming the town
doing whatever he pleases hold on that
that’s not true
Facebook says it’s true he breaks into
people’s homes eats their food and is
just a total public nuisance I’m tired
of eating chips what else is there in a
sudden twist he’s revealed to be an
accomplice and professor chaos is plan
to smear Coonan friends with fake news
stories no one can block this man now
you try to block me number 6
Tom Cruise hope this is the greatest day
of my life what do you get when you have
Tom Cruise hiding in your closet you get
the police department and national news
outside your front door when
scientologists regards Stan as a
reincarnated l ron Hubbard Tom Cruise
waits in Stan’s bedroom to meet his idol
however Cruz is quickly disappointed
when Stan says Leonardo DiCaprio is a
better actor than him
salting and cruise sulking in Stan’s
closet Tom Cruise locked himself in my
closet will come out it isn’t until Stan
speaks against Scientology that Cruz
comes out with our Kelly and John
Travolta and threatens to sue Tom Cruise
and John Travolta don’t come out of the
closet I’m gonna cap this bitch to later
episodes see Cruz trying to become
immune to ridicule buddy shoulda learned
by now that no celebrity is safe in
South Park no longer will they make
snide remarks about whoever they want
number five Scott tenorman hello what do
you want how do you trick somebody into
buying pubes you would actually tell
your mom that you were stupid enough to
pay for my pubes I don’t think so
we aren’t sure either but Scott tenorman
managed to do it to none other than Eric
Cartman Scott isn’t satisfied with just
saying haha tricked you as he proceeds
to humiliate and torment Cartman even
more not only does he end up stealing
more money from Cartman but he also
shows the town of video of Cartman
begging on his knees and calling himself
a piggy as witty and intimidating as
Scott can be there’s no worse
humiliation than being tricked into
eating a bowl of chili made from your
own parents wait what number four Mel
Gibson yes after watching The Passion of
the Christ Stan and Kenny head to Mel
Gibson’s to demand a refund we saw your
movie The Passion and we didn’t like it
so can we have our money back please
if only they knew about the lunacy that
would follow when asked for a refund
Gibson quickly refuses with some not so
subtle hints that he likes being
tortured when the boys scaled their
money back and give change Gibson goes a
little well off the wall is putting it
way too lightly I just sure hope you
don’t use those whips over there on the
wall he ends up chasing the boys all the
way back to South Park in a tanker from
Mad Max – you’ve got to be shitting me
dude if you’re going that far to get $18
back you must be crazy and the
relentless masochism is just the icing
on the cake
dude what’s wrong with him he’s cuckoo
dude he’s
out of his mind number three PC
principal that’s the sound of 2015
pulling you over people suck it alright
everyone listen up serving as the
embodiment of political correctness PC
principal has become a character both
loved and hated replacing principal
Victoria as of season 19 PC principal is
set on making South Park Elementary 100%
PC even if it means beating up students
or calling in a SWAT team to extract a
student if South Park were to be more
realistic PC principal would be charged
with assault
hazing indirect hate crime child labor
and terrorism did you forget that at 8
and 11 all Canadians face east and plate
Chuck Mangione and yet he’s here to stay
so if you don’t want to be beaten until
your PC black and blue you better watch
your microaggressions bro you’re
associating Italian Americans to
intimidation tactics you better watch
your microaggressions bro ok number 2
the woodland critters how cute don’t you
just want to hug them that’s what you’d
think at first but trust us you do not
want to be anywhere near these guys
these sinister animals ask Stan to help
build a manger and kill a mountain lion
so they may call upon their Lord and
Savior when all is said and done the
woodland critters reveal their worship
to the Antichrist and celebrate with a
sacrifice and blood orgy gee whiz dad if
you tried to stop Bush we’d have to use
our evil satanic powers on you Spencer
bar is ready they are deceitful
perverted and downright sick in the head
better have Santa with you if you do not
want to die by their satanic powers
do you wish saved up you’re not going to
kill me
before we reveal our number one pick
here are some honorable mentions
[Music]
[Applause]
number one Eric Cartman not any fan of
this show will tell you that this fat
brat is the most sadistic manipulative
self-centered sociopathic character in
the entire franchise he might be stupid
enough to buy pubes but do not
underestimate him yes I just got my
first pubes Carmen will do just about
anything to get what he wants whether
it’s for getting even with somebody or
simply proving a point he’s done so many
horrible things that we had enough
material to make a top ten out of it so
nice to see I got Chinese people there
as you can see we are Chinese people
ourselves
ideally Cartman would be the kid in
class everyone would stay away from this
was a book I created all with my
imagination it’s called Little Red
Riding cap contrary to that logic the
boys still hang out with him as if he’s
never fed anybody their own parents
before do you like it do you like it’s
good I caught it mr. and mrs. tenorman
Chitty do you agree with our picks check
out these other great clips from
WatchMojo and subscribe for new videos
every day
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