frequently ridiculous
occasionally offensive always hilarious
an 18-wheeler spins out of control and
it’s all like brush in this huge tanker
full of diamonds raw drop those aren’t
ideas those are special effects welcome
to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
South Park celebrity impersonations for
this list we cast our eye over Trey
Parker and Matt Stone funniest most
offensive and most accurate celebrity
poor trails on this long-running cartoon
comedy okay let’s get this meeting
started
number 10 Saddam Hussein Saddam did you
miss me better cut gay sadistic and
sexually promiscuous Saddam features
heavily in South Park’s feature film as
one of the main antagonists Saddam
Hussein my new partner and evil Brett
the former president of Iraq is given a
whiny high-pitched voice as well as the
typical slit head appearance usually
saved for Canadian characters I don’t
know about you but this videos get me
pretty dumb
his first appearance saw him trying to
take over Canada but a mass fart killed
him
this sent him to health where he
presumably began his romantic
relationship with Satan I got to moon a
catfight creeped up that that’s the
celebrate what’s it like up on earth
Saddam tell me about it again let’s get
busy all in all his was a fitting
reimagine ation of one of the most hated
men of the 20th century well fitting for
South Park in any case hello and welcome
we’re glad you made it brother
we’re just about to do a play about how
much stealing hurts you deep inside come
join us
you’re here forever number nine Bono
hello everyone I am Bono apparently Bono
is not just the lead singer of u2 he is
also an actual literal piece of crap
when Randy Marsh takes a record-setting
crap he steals the title away from you
guessed it Bono who is none too pleased
let us tell you he can’t beat my 9 and a
half Couric’s well he’s going to jab
fine but he has to take the crap in
front of you in suruc but then it’s
revealed that bono hadn’t previously
taken the world’s biggest crap he is the
world’s biggest crap
the second talking piece of poo in the
South Park universe but the first to
take the form of a human somebody’s been
keeping it a secret
Bunnel was never the record holder he’s
the record
according to the show it’s his status as
a hunk of excrement that explains why
Bono can do so much good in the world
yet still appear like a huge turd Bono
could not be reached for comment as he
is currently in Africa helping the needy
hello hello number 8 Tom Cruise so
you’re not the Prophet huh you made me
look stupid I’m gonna sue you too
well fine go ahead and sue me I will
I’ll see you in England all aspects of
Cruz’s controversial personality and
lifestyle are heavily parodied in the
classic and controversial episode
trapped in the closet the frozen alien
bodies were loaded onto xenu’s galactic
cruisers which looked like dc-8 except
with rocket engines when he’s led to
believe that Stan is the reincarnation
of Scientology founder l ron Hubbard
cruise sycophant eclis seeks his
approval Elrond Elrond it really is you
hope this is the greatest day of my life
ah dude I need to go to bed he’s utterly
devastated when Stan admits he’s not as
good an actor as some others in
Hollywood so he barricades himself away
and waits for various celebs to attempt
to lure him out of the literal closet
Tom Tom it’s Nicole hi Nicole Tom don’t
you think this has gone on long enough
it’s time for you to come out of the
closet likely as a form of retaliation
at the real cruise after he had a rerun
of the episode banned poor old Tom gets
it again in some later episodes where he
is again quite literally packing fudge
hey guys check it out Tom Cruise is a
fudge packer what did you call me
hey that is Tom Cruise how come you’re
packing fish mr. cruise I’m not a fudge
packer number seven Michael Jackson Here
I am blanket
despite his alias of Michael Jefferson
it’s obvious who South Park is targeting
here guys this is my dad Michael Jackson
Michael Jeff is nice hey you want to
play with me the childish singer has
made numerous appearances over the years
most notably in the episode where he
moves to South Park to get away from the
constant accusations of child
molestation I’m sick and tired of people
harassing mr. Jefferson all I’ve been
hearing since mr. Jefferson moved here
are sick sighs did he molest children
that he’s a bad father they had plastic
surgery hidden after his neglected son
blanket makes friends with Stan Kyle
Kenny and Cartman Jackson tries to join
the fun as a way of living out the
childhood he missed like to ride the
train with me and start a magical
journey yes I would mr. Jefferson you’re
so awesome mr. Jefferson even as a ghost
or a hologram the infantile Jackson
can’t deal with what people say about
him so ignorant he appears to be just a
hologram sir no kidney you don’t
understand we have to stop them hey
number six
Barbra Streisand ain’t no wonder that
Barbra Streisand lady wanted it oh haha
who is that oh just this really really
old lady who wishes she was still only
45 the singer has been cited as Matt
Stone and Trey Parker’s most hated
celebrity and she certainly gets one of
the more abstract treatments of any
famous person
depicted as mecha Streisand she destroys
South Park after obtaining an ancient
artifact from the boys by torturing them
with her singing I don’t know how much
more I can take dude all right you asked
for it
I’m gonna tell you it takes the likes of
Leonard Maltin Sidney Poitier and Robert
Smith of the cure to eventually destroy
her with their kaiju transformation
abilities but Tom Cruise and his fellow
pissed-off celebrities later revived her
Great Scott its Barbra Streisand I
thought the Baathist I said had been
destroyed by the rabid sneeze this time
only a duet with Neil Diamond can
mollify the gargantuan robot musical
diva that’s because I loved your girl
and I still love you now what have you
got to say number five
Al Gore and someday when the world is
rid of manbearpig everyone will say
Thank You Al Gore you’re super awesome
poor al has done a lot of good in his
career but if that were to stop Matt
Stone and trade Parker from mocking the
former vice president
what kind of satirist s– would they be
this is the end of you can’t bear peg
depicted as unstable and almost insane
when it comes to a search for the
imaginary manbearpig gore is sometimes
seen as wearing a cape while running
around pretending to fly
I’ve killed MVP and now I must save the
world from something else maybe I’ll
make a movie
a movie starring me then people take me
super-cereal excelsior
speaking in an effeminate manner gore is
perfectly detached from reality living
in a world where an animal can be half
man half bear and half pig all at the
same time it is the creature which roams
the earth alone it is half man half bear
and half pig
number four Paris Hilton okay what’d she
do she’s super rich but what does she do
she’s totally filing snobby what does
she do she’s a hawk Hilton is perhaps
the definition of a celebrity she’s only
really famous for being famous and the
South Park creators really let her habit
constantly coughing up semen she’s shown
to be the stereotypical image of a whore
sorry if I’m a little spent I did a
whole lot of partying last night with a
lot of different guys all of her
previous pets have committed suicide
so she buys butters and stops him into a
bear suit as her next victim
the man short a girlfriend Chris me
apply cash your girlfriend
there you are mr. Biggles oh I thought
I’d lost you promise you’ll never leave
me to top it off she enters a whore off
with mr. slave which ends with the wonky
eye Daris being inserted into his rectum
in the South Park world perhaps that’s a
fitting end for Paris I got it so gross
let me out of here number three Russell
Crowe born in New Zealand in 64
hot-headed actor named Russell Crowe he
loves to whack but he loves one thing
more fight round the world this
Australian actor aptly has a show called
Russell Crowe fightin around the world
and that title really says it all bye
that’s a crow crow randomly beats up
people who are even slightly critical
about his work and even a few who aren’t
to be honest
dude the director said to cut it my
finest poetry you don’t add it Russell
Crowe’s poetry a testicle along with his
good friend tugger a boat the incredibly
offensive Australian beats up folks that
he calls Chinamen black people and
scrotums oh my god it’s Russell Crowe oh
my god you did won’t you more chill
business you screwed up perhaps worst of
all he even beats up a cancer patient in
a misguided attempt to fight cancer
itself well we couldn’t find cancer but
we found a man with cancer take that
cancer and that hmm
even poor tugger grows tired of crows
antics in the end hey guys I gotta take
it number two
Mel Gibson how dare you call me crazy
This Means War he’s totally insane and
one of the few South Park characters to
have his real face used for his parody
Jesus oh how I love you how I love God
Jesus when Stan and Kenny travel to
Gibson’s house to get their money back
for the Passion of the Christ he
promptly strips off and asks the boys to
torture him ha so you do intend to
torture me huh well go ahead do your
worst
you still won’t get your ticket money
back I can take whatever you can dish
out
now with the Braveheart blue face paint
gibson chases the boys back to South
Park where he insists that the whole
town torture him I guess now you gotta
start torturing me Wow well my nipples
are so tender don’t squeeze them any
more that’s Mel Gibson he’s hilariously
sadistic and ends this brilliant episode
by well doing this
and to think this episode actually came
out two years before Gibson’s reputation
went down the tubes can’t me my $18 man
gives it before we unveil our number one
pick here are some honorable mentions
her favorite foods are scaredy and
butter and she likes drinking Red Bull
and Mountain Dew I’m only six and I’ve
already had three heart attacks
girlfriend something’s wrong look out
mark god I didn’t even see him nice
whack Zimmerman do the a spaces son it’s
Ben Affleck Oh our little bad oh happy
wow I never realized man had TPS but I
definitely see the resemblance now it’s
one of them that thinks from Jersey too
what is it it’s called a Snooki it’s
very famous yo yo yo yo yo yo I am Lord
yo yo yo Lord kome no yo yo yo number
one Kanye West hey man I’m a genius all
right I’m the most talented musician in
the world if I was a homosexual or a
fish I would know never have fish dicks
been so funny well unless you’re easy no
because you said you like fish dicks
Kanye don’t don’t you get it
you see fish dicks as a play on words
apparently Kanye is the only one who
doesn’t understand the childish gag he
goes on a murderous rampage in his
attempt to have the joke explained I
ain’t gonna hurt you I pay people to do
that for me
Oh jail no man come on I got no dick man
he eventually sets his ego aside and
accepts his life as a gay fish now
content with his newly found sexuality
he wastes no time mingling with other
seafaring creatures I wanted to the free
with other creatures like me
I got my wish cuz I knew that I’m a gay
of course he eventually reforms and
instead decides to marry a hobbit if she
was here you could all see for yourself
how beautiful she is
but she can’t be here because she has a
movie coming out on Friday directed by
Peter Jackson called The Hobbit this
depiction perfectly captures the
rapper’s egotistical nature while
throwing in just enough trademark
self-park randomness to make this the
ultimate celebrity send up my girl ain’t
no Hobbit please God tell me I’m not
engaged – no Hobbit
do you agree with our list when you’re a
clown nobody takes you seriously which
South Park celebrity parody always
tickles your funny bone hmm does bono
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whistles blowing means we must be going
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occasionally offensive always hilarious
an 18-wheeler spins out of control and
it’s all like brush in this huge tanker
full of diamonds raw drop those aren’t
ideas those are special effects welcome
to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
South Park celebrity impersonations for
this list we cast our eye over Trey
Parker and Matt Stone funniest most
offensive and most accurate celebrity
poor trails on this long-running cartoon
comedy okay let’s get this meeting
started
number 10 Saddam Hussein Saddam did you
miss me better cut gay sadistic and
sexually promiscuous Saddam features
heavily in South Park’s feature film as
one of the main antagonists Saddam
Hussein my new partner and evil Brett
the former president of Iraq is given a
whiny high-pitched voice as well as the
typical slit head appearance usually
saved for Canadian characters I don’t
know about you but this videos get me
pretty dumb
his first appearance saw him trying to
take over Canada but a mass fart killed
him
this sent him to health where he
presumably began his romantic
relationship with Satan I got to moon a
catfight creeped up that that’s the
celebrate what’s it like up on earth
Saddam tell me about it again let’s get
busy all in all his was a fitting
reimagine ation of one of the most hated
men of the 20th century well fitting for
South Park in any case hello and welcome
we’re glad you made it brother
we’re just about to do a play about how
much stealing hurts you deep inside come
join us
you’re here forever number nine Bono
hello everyone I am Bono apparently Bono
is not just the lead singer of u2 he is
also an actual literal piece of crap
when Randy Marsh takes a record-setting
crap he steals the title away from you
guessed it Bono who is none too pleased
let us tell you he can’t beat my 9 and a
half Couric’s well he’s going to jab
fine but he has to take the crap in
front of you in suruc but then it’s
revealed that bono hadn’t previously
taken the world’s biggest crap he is the
world’s biggest crap
the second talking piece of poo in the
South Park universe but the first to
take the form of a human somebody’s been
keeping it a secret
Bunnel was never the record holder he’s
the record
according to the show it’s his status as
a hunk of excrement that explains why
Bono can do so much good in the world
yet still appear like a huge turd Bono
could not be reached for comment as he
is currently in Africa helping the needy
hello hello number 8 Tom Cruise so
you’re not the Prophet huh you made me
look stupid I’m gonna sue you too
well fine go ahead and sue me I will
I’ll see you in England all aspects of
Cruz’s controversial personality and
lifestyle are heavily parodied in the
classic and controversial episode
trapped in the closet the frozen alien
bodies were loaded onto xenu’s galactic
cruisers which looked like dc-8 except
with rocket engines when he’s led to
believe that Stan is the reincarnation
of Scientology founder l ron Hubbard
cruise sycophant eclis seeks his
approval Elrond Elrond it really is you
hope this is the greatest day of my life
ah dude I need to go to bed he’s utterly
devastated when Stan admits he’s not as
good an actor as some others in
Hollywood so he barricades himself away
and waits for various celebs to attempt
to lure him out of the literal closet
Tom Tom it’s Nicole hi Nicole Tom don’t
you think this has gone on long enough
it’s time for you to come out of the
closet likely as a form of retaliation
at the real cruise after he had a rerun
of the episode banned poor old Tom gets
it again in some later episodes where he
is again quite literally packing fudge
hey guys check it out Tom Cruise is a
fudge packer what did you call me
hey that is Tom Cruise how come you’re
packing fish mr. cruise I’m not a fudge
packer number seven Michael Jackson Here
I am blanket
despite his alias of Michael Jefferson
it’s obvious who South Park is targeting
here guys this is my dad Michael Jackson
Michael Jeff is nice hey you want to
play with me the childish singer has
made numerous appearances over the years
most notably in the episode where he
moves to South Park to get away from the
constant accusations of child
molestation I’m sick and tired of people
harassing mr. Jefferson all I’ve been
hearing since mr. Jefferson moved here
are sick sighs did he molest children
that he’s a bad father they had plastic
surgery hidden after his neglected son
blanket makes friends with Stan Kyle
Kenny and Cartman Jackson tries to join
the fun as a way of living out the
childhood he missed like to ride the
train with me and start a magical
journey yes I would mr. Jefferson you’re
so awesome mr. Jefferson even as a ghost
or a hologram the infantile Jackson
can’t deal with what people say about
him so ignorant he appears to be just a
hologram sir no kidney you don’t
understand we have to stop them hey
number six
Barbra Streisand ain’t no wonder that
Barbra Streisand lady wanted it oh haha
who is that oh just this really really
old lady who wishes she was still only
45 the singer has been cited as Matt
Stone and Trey Parker’s most hated
celebrity and she certainly gets one of
the more abstract treatments of any
famous person
depicted as mecha Streisand she destroys
South Park after obtaining an ancient
artifact from the boys by torturing them
with her singing I don’t know how much
more I can take dude all right you asked
for it
I’m gonna tell you it takes the likes of
Leonard Maltin Sidney Poitier and Robert
Smith of the cure to eventually destroy
her with their kaiju transformation
abilities but Tom Cruise and his fellow
pissed-off celebrities later revived her
Great Scott its Barbra Streisand I
thought the Baathist I said had been
destroyed by the rabid sneeze this time
only a duet with Neil Diamond can
mollify the gargantuan robot musical
diva that’s because I loved your girl
and I still love you now what have you
got to say number five
Al Gore and someday when the world is
rid of manbearpig everyone will say
Thank You Al Gore you’re super awesome
poor al has done a lot of good in his
career but if that were to stop Matt
Stone and trade Parker from mocking the
former vice president
what kind of satirist s– would they be
this is the end of you can’t bear peg
depicted as unstable and almost insane
when it comes to a search for the
imaginary manbearpig gore is sometimes
seen as wearing a cape while running
around pretending to fly
I’ve killed MVP and now I must save the
world from something else maybe I’ll
make a movie
a movie starring me then people take me
super-cereal excelsior
speaking in an effeminate manner gore is
perfectly detached from reality living
in a world where an animal can be half
man half bear and half pig all at the
same time it is the creature which roams
the earth alone it is half man half bear
and half pig
number four Paris Hilton okay what’d she
do she’s super rich but what does she do
she’s totally filing snobby what does
she do she’s a hawk Hilton is perhaps
the definition of a celebrity she’s only
really famous for being famous and the
South Park creators really let her habit
constantly coughing up semen she’s shown
to be the stereotypical image of a whore
sorry if I’m a little spent I did a
whole lot of partying last night with a
lot of different guys all of her
previous pets have committed suicide
so she buys butters and stops him into a
bear suit as her next victim
the man short a girlfriend Chris me
apply cash your girlfriend
there you are mr. Biggles oh I thought
I’d lost you promise you’ll never leave
me to top it off she enters a whore off
with mr. slave which ends with the wonky
eye Daris being inserted into his rectum
in the South Park world perhaps that’s a
fitting end for Paris I got it so gross
let me out of here number three Russell
Crowe born in New Zealand in 64
hot-headed actor named Russell Crowe he
loves to whack but he loves one thing
more fight round the world this
Australian actor aptly has a show called
Russell Crowe fightin around the world
and that title really says it all bye
that’s a crow crow randomly beats up
people who are even slightly critical
about his work and even a few who aren’t
to be honest
dude the director said to cut it my
finest poetry you don’t add it Russell
Crowe’s poetry a testicle along with his
good friend tugger a boat the incredibly
offensive Australian beats up folks that
he calls Chinamen black people and
scrotums oh my god it’s Russell Crowe oh
my god you did won’t you more chill
business you screwed up perhaps worst of
all he even beats up a cancer patient in
a misguided attempt to fight cancer
itself well we couldn’t find cancer but
we found a man with cancer take that
cancer and that hmm
even poor tugger grows tired of crows
antics in the end hey guys I gotta take
it number two
Mel Gibson how dare you call me crazy
This Means War he’s totally insane and
one of the few South Park characters to
have his real face used for his parody
Jesus oh how I love you how I love God
Jesus when Stan and Kenny travel to
Gibson’s house to get their money back
for the Passion of the Christ he
promptly strips off and asks the boys to
torture him ha so you do intend to
torture me huh well go ahead do your
worst
you still won’t get your ticket money
back I can take whatever you can dish
out
now with the Braveheart blue face paint
gibson chases the boys back to South
Park where he insists that the whole
town torture him I guess now you gotta
start torturing me Wow well my nipples
are so tender don’t squeeze them any
more that’s Mel Gibson he’s hilariously
sadistic and ends this brilliant episode
by well doing this
and to think this episode actually came
out two years before Gibson’s reputation
went down the tubes can’t me my $18 man
gives it before we unveil our number one
pick here are some honorable mentions
her favorite foods are scaredy and
butter and she likes drinking Red Bull
and Mountain Dew I’m only six and I’ve
already had three heart attacks
girlfriend something’s wrong look out
mark god I didn’t even see him nice
whack Zimmerman do the a spaces son it’s
Ben Affleck Oh our little bad oh happy
wow I never realized man had TPS but I
definitely see the resemblance now it’s
one of them that thinks from Jersey too
what is it it’s called a Snooki it’s
very famous yo yo yo yo yo yo I am Lord
yo yo yo Lord kome no yo yo yo number
one Kanye West hey man I’m a genius all
right I’m the most talented musician in
the world if I was a homosexual or a
fish I would know never have fish dicks
been so funny well unless you’re easy no
because you said you like fish dicks
Kanye don’t don’t you get it
you see fish dicks as a play on words
apparently Kanye is the only one who
doesn’t understand the childish gag he
goes on a murderous rampage in his
attempt to have the joke explained I
ain’t gonna hurt you I pay people to do
that for me
Oh jail no man come on I got no dick man
he eventually sets his ego aside and
accepts his life as a gay fish now
content with his newly found sexuality
he wastes no time mingling with other
seafaring creatures I wanted to the free
with other creatures like me
I got my wish cuz I knew that I’m a gay
of course he eventually reforms and
instead decides to marry a hobbit if she
was here you could all see for yourself
how beautiful she is
but she can’t be here because she has a
movie coming out on Friday directed by
Peter Jackson called The Hobbit this
depiction perfectly captures the
rapper’s egotistical nature while
throwing in just enough trademark
self-park randomness to make this the
ultimate celebrity send up my girl ain’t
no Hobbit please God tell me I’m not
engaged – no Hobbit
do you agree with our list when you’re a
clown nobody takes you seriously which
South Park celebrity parody always
tickles your funny bone hmm does bono
want the Biddy for more hilarious top
10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com Sagas
whistles blowing means we must be going
now more Russell Crowe in for you
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