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welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
be counting down our picks for the top
10 songs that you shouldn’t listen to
with your parents our list contains
popular songs about awkward subjects so
put your hands down my pants and I’ll
bet you feel nuts which should never be
experienced together by parents and
their children number 10 you tonight
the notorious b.i.g featuring our Kelly
imagine yourself on a road trip with mom
or dad and you decide to pop in a 90’s
playlist chills up that spine that smile
skip the one light no purse down tonight
so right with you this slow jam begins
with innocent opening words from big
himself but the mood quickly changes
once the truly notorious are Kelly jumps
in with his blunt declaration for the
evenings activities
watch me
if the chorus doesn’t have your parents
giving you the stink eye the lyrical
musings of Biggie Smalls most certainly
will
hey mom want to listen to some oldies I
like that way that’s about hot which one
you wanna climb my style Jews on number
nine killing in the name Rage Against
the Machine
anthem for rebellious children
everywhere this rap metal group truly
sticks it to the man on this classic
track to what
the powerful voice of Rage Against the
Machine Zack de la Rocha screams about
burning crosses and killing safe at bone
crosses despite having a minimal amount
of lyrics this protest song is known for
its strong language and repeating a
certain word 17 times written rebellious
ly against the US police forces an
institutional racism it would be wiser
to listen to this song on a pair of
headphones in your room than in the car
with your parents
number eight the bad touch the
Bloodhound Gang sweat daily sweat daily
sexes of Texas drought me yeah you do
the kind of stuff that the prince would
sing about perhaps you’ve never
experienced the talk with good old mom
or dad but do share a mutual love of
music love the kind you lean up with the
mop and bucket the loss categories of
feet the folding God knows where we
stuck in how bad taste is always
subjective in the arts a truly bad
decision would be to listen to this 1999
Jam with your mom and dad baby nothing
ma’am oh so let’s do it like they do on
the Discovery Channel
although the opening references to Cisco
Ebert and Waffle House may temporarily
throw off your parents how won’t you
smothered what you covered like my
Waffle House hashbrowns a course
featuring animalistic love will have
everybody searching for the remote
control and then we’ll do it stop so we
can both watch x-files but not to change
it to the Discovery Channel so lets
Discovery Channel number 7
push it salt and pepper just as the
musician say this mid-80s rump shaker
isn’t for everybody
only the sexy people while mom and dad
might surprise you by getting down to
the opening beat their facial
expressions will most likely transform
from excitement to pure shock
the lyrics of salt and pepper don’t
exactly hide the songs true meaning but
rather express the desire to pump hard
and push it good and that’s your cue to
press the next button
number six pony genuine hey this guy’s
just a bachelor and looking for a
partner write the opening lyrics convey
a man seeking love but then genuine
expresses his desire to break a woman
off and he’s not talking about how you
break off a candy bar
if your parents don’t initially pick up
on the sexual nature of pony the rather
blunt first line of the course should
make it clear
however it’s rather sweet that genuine
has such a fascination with ponies
number five tonight I’m fucking you
enrique inglesias featuring ludacris and
DJ Frankie I know you want me I needed
coffee is that I want you to Enrique
Iglesias has been known to deliver
sensual songs of romance much like his
father but he took a more direct
approach with this 2010 club banger
the lyrics are generally pg-13 but the
chorus is x-rated with a capital X my
reputation
I mean gee
much like the notorious b.i.g in the
number-10 entry Iglesias makes no secret
about his plans for the evening
in fact one might come to the conclusion
that he’s planning sexual intercourse to
every nation nobody’s ever made me feel
the way that you do whatever happened to
the music being more subtle these excuse
me
we’re throwing my soul sisters at number
four Lady Marmalade Christina Aguilera
little Kim Maya and pink this sexier
cover of the 1974 labelled hit which
comes off of the soundtrack for the 2001
film Moulin Rouge retains the famous
chorus which essentially translates to
do you want to sleep with me to me your
parents may initially snicker at the
little Kim’s Atari reference sheet
flames cats out like Tom but they’ll
squirm when they realize the true
symbolism of her joy stick
number three to become one the Spice
Girls
forever a dream of you and me this pop
ballad boasts a cringe-worthy Factor’s
simply because it’s innocent enough to
keep listening to yet every father will
know their daughter is thinking about
bumping and grinding and vice versa
this Spice Girls 1996 slow-jam boasts an
elevator music vibe which would be the
perfect setting for a horror movie in
which a nervous dad was forced injured
to become one with his daughter over and
over and over again
when to leave
set your spirit free by releasing
yourself from the evil trappings of this
mischievous song
you
I know this are you ladies pop your
pussy like this shake your body don’t
stop though number two my neck my back
lick it
Kia we’re doing a leaky good stuff this
isn’t like you shoes okay now we’re
getting serious as ridiculous as this
next entry is Kia addresses her fellow
females in the first line of this 2002
singles with shocking clarity
you gotta put shown it into it don’t
talk just do it do it did you roll your
tongue from the crack back to the front
page with an overtly sexual message
involved in the female forms the singer
offered a physical map literally on how
to please the best form of the diggity
get along to the crack of dawn on the
game while young women may secretly
enjoy listening to my neck my back
ironically with friends this is one song
that you’ll never want your parents to
learn about ever
before we unveil our top pick here are a
few honorable mentions
I know the version of me is she
perverted like me which she goes down on
you
I wanna lick you from your head to your
toes and I wanna boom from the bed down
to the down to this to the float and I
won’t up you make it so good I don’t
wanna be
Vonnegut curse
number one closer Nine Inch Nails in
1994 Trent Reznor released this iconic
industrial rock sensation which became a
guilty pleasure for people of all ages
that’s right your dad or mom may believe
Nine Inch Nails to be something found in
the shed but they also most likely know
the famous line of closer
every human being should make it a life
mission to avoid listening to this
musical creation with his or her own
parents otherwise it will desecrate you
and it will complicate you avoid the
situation at all costs
and so do you agree with our selections
what is your favorite song that you
shouldn’t listen to with your parents I
wanna get you in the bathtub with the
candles lit you give it up so they go
wow what we can do with on stage there’s
a little crisp answer cuz you know it
got sold out for more mind-blowing top
10s published daily be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
be counting down our picks for the top
10 songs that you shouldn’t listen to
with your parents our list contains
popular songs about awkward subjects so
put your hands down my pants and I’ll
bet you feel nuts which should never be
experienced together by parents and
their children number 10 you tonight
the notorious b.i.g featuring our Kelly
imagine yourself on a road trip with mom
or dad and you decide to pop in a 90’s
playlist chills up that spine that smile
skip the one light no purse down tonight
so right with you this slow jam begins
with innocent opening words from big
himself but the mood quickly changes
once the truly notorious are Kelly jumps
in with his blunt declaration for the
evenings activities
watch me
if the chorus doesn’t have your parents
giving you the stink eye the lyrical
musings of Biggie Smalls most certainly
will
hey mom want to listen to some oldies I
like that way that’s about hot which one
you wanna climb my style Jews on number
nine killing in the name Rage Against
the Machine
anthem for rebellious children
everywhere this rap metal group truly
sticks it to the man on this classic
track to what
the powerful voice of Rage Against the
Machine Zack de la Rocha screams about
burning crosses and killing safe at bone
crosses despite having a minimal amount
of lyrics this protest song is known for
its strong language and repeating a
certain word 17 times written rebellious
ly against the US police forces an
institutional racism it would be wiser
to listen to this song on a pair of
headphones in your room than in the car
with your parents
number eight the bad touch the
Bloodhound Gang sweat daily sweat daily
sexes of Texas drought me yeah you do
the kind of stuff that the prince would
sing about perhaps you’ve never
experienced the talk with good old mom
or dad but do share a mutual love of
music love the kind you lean up with the
mop and bucket the loss categories of
feet the folding God knows where we
stuck in how bad taste is always
subjective in the arts a truly bad
decision would be to listen to this 1999
Jam with your mom and dad baby nothing
ma’am oh so let’s do it like they do on
the Discovery Channel
although the opening references to Cisco
Ebert and Waffle House may temporarily
throw off your parents how won’t you
smothered what you covered like my
Waffle House hashbrowns a course
featuring animalistic love will have
everybody searching for the remote
control and then we’ll do it stop so we
can both watch x-files but not to change
it to the Discovery Channel so lets
Discovery Channel number 7
push it salt and pepper just as the
musician say this mid-80s rump shaker
isn’t for everybody
only the sexy people while mom and dad
might surprise you by getting down to
the opening beat their facial
expressions will most likely transform
from excitement to pure shock
the lyrics of salt and pepper don’t
exactly hide the songs true meaning but
rather express the desire to pump hard
and push it good and that’s your cue to
press the next button
number six pony genuine hey this guy’s
just a bachelor and looking for a
partner write the opening lyrics convey
a man seeking love but then genuine
expresses his desire to break a woman
off and he’s not talking about how you
break off a candy bar
if your parents don’t initially pick up
on the sexual nature of pony the rather
blunt first line of the course should
make it clear
however it’s rather sweet that genuine
has such a fascination with ponies
number five tonight I’m fucking you
enrique inglesias featuring ludacris and
DJ Frankie I know you want me I needed
coffee is that I want you to Enrique
Iglesias has been known to deliver
sensual songs of romance much like his
father but he took a more direct
approach with this 2010 club banger
the lyrics are generally pg-13 but the
chorus is x-rated with a capital X my
reputation
I mean gee
much like the notorious b.i.g in the
number-10 entry Iglesias makes no secret
about his plans for the evening
in fact one might come to the conclusion
that he’s planning sexual intercourse to
every nation nobody’s ever made me feel
the way that you do whatever happened to
the music being more subtle these excuse
me
we’re throwing my soul sisters at number
four Lady Marmalade Christina Aguilera
little Kim Maya and pink this sexier
cover of the 1974 labelled hit which
comes off of the soundtrack for the 2001
film Moulin Rouge retains the famous
chorus which essentially translates to
do you want to sleep with me to me your
parents may initially snicker at the
little Kim’s Atari reference sheet
flames cats out like Tom but they’ll
squirm when they realize the true
symbolism of her joy stick
number three to become one the Spice
Girls
forever a dream of you and me this pop
ballad boasts a cringe-worthy Factor’s
simply because it’s innocent enough to
keep listening to yet every father will
know their daughter is thinking about
bumping and grinding and vice versa
this Spice Girls 1996 slow-jam boasts an
elevator music vibe which would be the
perfect setting for a horror movie in
which a nervous dad was forced injured
to become one with his daughter over and
over and over again
when to leave
set your spirit free by releasing
yourself from the evil trappings of this
mischievous song
you
I know this are you ladies pop your
pussy like this shake your body don’t
stop though number two my neck my back
lick it
Kia we’re doing a leaky good stuff this
isn’t like you shoes okay now we’re
getting serious as ridiculous as this
next entry is Kia addresses her fellow
females in the first line of this 2002
singles with shocking clarity
you gotta put shown it into it don’t
talk just do it do it did you roll your
tongue from the crack back to the front
page with an overtly sexual message
involved in the female forms the singer
offered a physical map literally on how
to please the best form of the diggity
get along to the crack of dawn on the
game while young women may secretly
enjoy listening to my neck my back
ironically with friends this is one song
that you’ll never want your parents to
learn about ever
before we unveil our top pick here are a
few honorable mentions
I know the version of me is she
perverted like me which she goes down on
you
I wanna lick you from your head to your
toes and I wanna boom from the bed down
to the down to this to the float and I
won’t up you make it so good I don’t
wanna be
Vonnegut curse
number one closer Nine Inch Nails in
1994 Trent Reznor released this iconic
industrial rock sensation which became a
guilty pleasure for people of all ages
that’s right your dad or mom may believe
Nine Inch Nails to be something found in
the shed but they also most likely know
the famous line of closer
every human being should make it a life
mission to avoid listening to this
musical creation with his or her own
parents otherwise it will desecrate you
and it will complicate you avoid the
situation at all costs
and so do you agree with our selections
what is your favorite song that you
shouldn’t listen to with your parents I
wanna get you in the bathtub with the
candles lit you give it up so they go
wow what we can do with on stage there’s
a little crisp answer cuz you know it
got sold out for more mind-blowing top
10s published daily be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com
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