a music video is basically a really
short movie right welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top ten singers
who sucked at acting terrible bar you
said you could act I don’t never said I
could act he said I could sing for this
list we’re focusing on singers who
decided to expand into acting and bombed
in a big way so we’re excluding brief
cameos or television appearances thanks
some bad stuff into my undercarriage
additionally we’re keeping the list to
individuals who are well-known for an
established singing career so celebs who
happen to dabble in both singing and
acting such as Paris Hilton won’t be
found on this list you know I’m gonna go
scoop flakes tonight seems like that car
more than me no it is get ready to
cringe as these singers prove they
shouldn’t quit their day jobs just yet
five six seven eight like we’re I think
we’re okay we don’t oh we haven’t seen
that one number ten uh sure
this R&B singer may have a smooth voice
and charisma when he’s belting out tunes
but the same cannot be said for his
screen presence especially as a leading
man got you down a lawyer right let’s
see that thing up garden this Friday not
thinking you know Xena Nam sold out when
do we get the video together
I can’t Lester his small parts in some
90s teen flicks were passable yo piss
watch your on my wait I’m sorry I was
breathing here yeah that’s the problem
you occupy my egg anal probe but despite
his dimpled grin and boyish good looks
his line delivery often falls flat lacks
timing or is just monotone making scenes
that should be intense emotional or
action-packed seem mundane when did you
ask first day first 10 minutes you made
up in your mind who we were
well fans may rush to buy or download as
Tunes they are much less enthusiastic
about racing to the theaters
see number 9 Mariah Carey casting a
talented and world-famous singer to play
a singer trying to make it big seems
like a great idea well that was not the
case when Mariah was cast as the lead
actress in glitter when guys were good
it’s not that it’s just the label makes
these decisions you’re like my family
I’m gonna lose it overall
her performance lacked believability
even when Kari was lip-synching to her
own soundtrack recordings so much
and be brave enough to love
her small role as a social worker in
precious was equally bland I’m referring
to specific sexual and physical acts
involving precious Mariah one a Razzie
for worst actress in 2002 and was
nominated for another in 2010 for worst
actress of the decade nuff said I gotta
say goodbye to you Lily please
I need it
number eight Toby Keith no more you want
to do Oh may we go get a corndog go to
my house now to switch jars a bit and
head into the honky-tonk side of the
list that’s Solo Cup I feel you up let’s
have a party while Toby Keith has very
few movies to his credit his acting
skills or lack thereof never fail to not
make an impression Lord works in
mysterious ways this week I lost my
brother Kyle but because of that I got
to know my daughter Dixie on screen he
shows about as much interest in flirting
as he does heading to a restroom even my
daddy used to drink bourbon out of a big
glass like this that time Kyle thought
it was soda pop came in took a big slap
he even wrote produced and starred in
beer for my horses and still managed to
fail well actually I came here bring you
some corn dogs from the tasty cream
remember how much used lack I’m full of
weather tackling comedy or action the
results read flat by contrast Willie
Nelson acts circles around poor Toby
despite being ancient and stoned if you
love us fill your glasses and if you
know you can kiss
number seven Kelly Clarkson you know I
just need to make a quick escape me too
it’s total and sandy out there there’s
even one guy passing out whipped cream
bikini contest fliers after winning the
first season of American Idol Kelly hit
the music charts at number one on the
Billboard Hot 100
to me
then she starred in a little movie
called from Justin to Kelly with fellow
Idol contestant Justin Guarini which
bombed hard what messages what messages
it’s exactly what I’m talking about
Clarkson’s performance appears robotic
at times with awkward pauses between
lines and flat delivery while her face
remains expressionless and she projects
seriously unnatural body language look
Alex I appreciate your concern and all
but you don’t know what it’s like to
really connect to someone it’s possible
that as a former extra Clarkson wasn’t
used to you know actually having lines
or maybe she was just as bored as the
audience watching the movie you know
what I just don’t get it he seems so
different when I met him he seemed nice
and funny
number six Taylor Swift when I am DB
lists and artists music videos as shorts
this should be a sign that the singer
has acting chops
unfortunately for Taylor this does not
apply save the lattes you’re putting
lattes in the vending machines finally
the girl who can do no wrong in the
music world can do no right when it
comes to acting whether it’s a big
screen role or a brief TV cameo Oh
shippi I’ve loved you since the first
grade and I’m so lonely without you I
just lay awake at night and I just write
about you in my journal and I paint
pictures of you on my easel in
Valentine’s Day she played one of the
more forgettable characters in the movie
which is probably a good thing given how
unconvincingly she delivered her lines
so how did you guys meet it’s really
funny actually like I was not into him
at first
he’s shoot spit wads at me in Spanish
class which is like so junior high in
many scenes it seemed she didn’t even
know how to carry on a normal
conversation so my boyfriend texted me
this morning and he was like look
outside your door um and but you know I
look outside my door and my boyfriend’s
nowhere to be found
her acting may have improved slightly in
the giver but that might be because she
had a smaller role don’t show me a map
and then not give me all the memories
I thought we were gonna help we will but
we must move trolls show it to me number
five
gene Simmons one would think that a guy
who gets on stage wearing makeup and
rocking out in front of a huge audience
should have no problem with acting well
mr. Simmons decided to prove that theory
wrong we can settle this right now
call it even I will drop this case right
now if you let me slam your balls in
this door because that’s what happened
to my client although he might fall into
those so bad it’s amusing category of
acting when he’s a character like nuke
in trick or treat I got something for
you notices it’s the last record of the
/ legacy when he tries to pull off a
more everyday role such as Mary’s father
in expecting Mary or the boss in extract
it’s a case of you wanted the best you
got gene Simmons I’m telling you this
guy is a Powerball jackpot tough kid
hello I’m Joe Adler number for Jessica
Simpson this southern girl is best known
for her killer pipes and the dumb blonde
persona which also seems to be the limit
of her acting range are you doing
following me or something
to her credit she plays the dumb but
bubbly blonde character perfectly
unfortunately it can grow to be
perfectly tiring this is my first time
in New York
I just got engaged I’m coming to
surprise my fiance he’s a model he’s
really cute when her characters are
supposed to have a deep moment a
romantic connection or flirty fun she
plays them all the same wow your
customers seem to really like you all of
this makes it hard to take Simpson
seriously or to see past just how good
she looks in those cut-offs those legs
come over easy
how about special sir
number three Vanilla Ice I was 11 I’m
heading to the next block the buckle did
yo so I continued to a one a Robert Van
Winkle might be a lyrical poet and he
might rock the mic like a vandal but
he’s definitely not a silver screen King
wait a minute you two know each other
oh yeah well which is a Kathy Kathy
mm-hmm kay riding the wave of his
success with Ice Ice Baby Van Winkle
starred in cool as ice and gave a
performance that left audiences not warm
are you okay damn what the hell’s wrong
with you
he had no chemistry with the lead
actress or anyone else and in most
scenes he seemed hopelessly lost no
difference between you and anybody oh
yeah oh yeah more rebellious nerd than
tough guy
Isis acting left us wondering if he
should stick to rapping which is saying
something
you’re still doing what daddy says huh
it is for you number two Madonna
it should come as no surprise that the
Queen of Pop made our list as her
unsuccessful attempts at acting are
legendary
Oh madam is it now huh changed our tune
now that we’re on man
haven’t we although it’s clear that
she’s had some successful acting turns
in front of the camera Madonna has
starred in several box-office bombs and
it’s not hard to understand why they
tanked old phone with this guy named
Johnny
small-time boost a book make it tight
Johnny finds out about this big white
collar guy who’s into a lot of bogus
stuff but I never knew his name often
cast as the annoying and outlandish lead
Madge typically just manages to irritate
and confuse audiences with her
performances what did you ever read this
she kept a diary it’s great stuff
couldn’t sleep
went into kitchen Gary came in turned on
light Gary left finished birthday cake
pages of it
the only thing saving her from being our
number one pick are the few times she
wasn’t totally awful a league of their
own and her crowning moment as
breathless Mahoney in Dick Tracy what
I’m looking for as a driver preferably
one with some mileage before we reveal
our number one pick here are a few
honorable or in this case dishonorable
mentions my dad said they’d come set it
my whole life
he said we ain’t along he said one day
we find them
are they find us I just have a couple of
hamburgers and be here ah a miller lite
or above sir anything you say huh
I get simple tasty boy in food women in
rock and roll
come on this Hill don’t die on me now
listen daddy knows your time but daddy
knows you got a few more left in you yes
you do yes you do uh you know I was just
thinking my automatic career I just know
you love dancing it won’t be out of
dance
I’ve always danced for you
number one Britney Spears given the
controversy surrounding this pop
princesses career calling her acting
ventures a low point is really saying
something
this isn’t how I hoped it would be it’s
weird this is exactly I don’t do it
easily pretty accurate moving in a bed
in the earliest part of her career
Britney joined a soon-to-be famous cast
of young singers on the all-new Mickey
Mouse Club which did include a few skits
here and there the shocking truth is
Alan quit because she’s in fact half
girl and half rock crew no matter she
was always watching her food before she
ate it but it wasn’t until crossroads
that she truly showed her lack of acting
skills then he’s my father
okay I just can’t and with everything
happening with me me and stuff I have I
just think it’s hard to narrow down
exactly what was worst her fake accent
horrible line timing or her awkward
attempts at singing karaoke
let’s just say watching Britney act
might just be toxic
do you agree with our list okay I’ll let
you know one little secret but you can’t
tell anyone I told you which singer do
you think sucked it up at acting and
that manhood is hanging on by a thread
for more top 10s published every day be
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com I’ll
see tomorrow cat
short movie right welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top ten singers
who sucked at acting terrible bar you
said you could act I don’t never said I
could act he said I could sing for this
list we’re focusing on singers who
decided to expand into acting and bombed
in a big way so we’re excluding brief
cameos or television appearances thanks
some bad stuff into my undercarriage
additionally we’re keeping the list to
individuals who are well-known for an
established singing career so celebs who
happen to dabble in both singing and
acting such as Paris Hilton won’t be
found on this list you know I’m gonna go
scoop flakes tonight seems like that car
more than me no it is get ready to
cringe as these singers prove they
shouldn’t quit their day jobs just yet
five six seven eight like we’re I think
we’re okay we don’t oh we haven’t seen
that one number ten uh sure
this R&B singer may have a smooth voice
and charisma when he’s belting out tunes
but the same cannot be said for his
screen presence especially as a leading
man got you down a lawyer right let’s
see that thing up garden this Friday not
thinking you know Xena Nam sold out when
do we get the video together
I can’t Lester his small parts in some
90s teen flicks were passable yo piss
watch your on my wait I’m sorry I was
breathing here yeah that’s the problem
you occupy my egg anal probe but despite
his dimpled grin and boyish good looks
his line delivery often falls flat lacks
timing or is just monotone making scenes
that should be intense emotional or
action-packed seem mundane when did you
ask first day first 10 minutes you made
up in your mind who we were
well fans may rush to buy or download as
Tunes they are much less enthusiastic
about racing to the theaters
see number 9 Mariah Carey casting a
talented and world-famous singer to play
a singer trying to make it big seems
like a great idea well that was not the
case when Mariah was cast as the lead
actress in glitter when guys were good
it’s not that it’s just the label makes
these decisions you’re like my family
I’m gonna lose it overall
her performance lacked believability
even when Kari was lip-synching to her
own soundtrack recordings so much
and be brave enough to love
her small role as a social worker in
precious was equally bland I’m referring
to specific sexual and physical acts
involving precious Mariah one a Razzie
for worst actress in 2002 and was
nominated for another in 2010 for worst
actress of the decade nuff said I gotta
say goodbye to you Lily please
I need it
number eight Toby Keith no more you want
to do Oh may we go get a corndog go to
my house now to switch jars a bit and
head into the honky-tonk side of the
list that’s Solo Cup I feel you up let’s
have a party while Toby Keith has very
few movies to his credit his acting
skills or lack thereof never fail to not
make an impression Lord works in
mysterious ways this week I lost my
brother Kyle but because of that I got
to know my daughter Dixie on screen he
shows about as much interest in flirting
as he does heading to a restroom even my
daddy used to drink bourbon out of a big
glass like this that time Kyle thought
it was soda pop came in took a big slap
he even wrote produced and starred in
beer for my horses and still managed to
fail well actually I came here bring you
some corn dogs from the tasty cream
remember how much used lack I’m full of
weather tackling comedy or action the
results read flat by contrast Willie
Nelson acts circles around poor Toby
despite being ancient and stoned if you
love us fill your glasses and if you
know you can kiss
number seven Kelly Clarkson you know I
just need to make a quick escape me too
it’s total and sandy out there there’s
even one guy passing out whipped cream
bikini contest fliers after winning the
first season of American Idol Kelly hit
the music charts at number one on the
Billboard Hot 100
to me
then she starred in a little movie
called from Justin to Kelly with fellow
Idol contestant Justin Guarini which
bombed hard what messages what messages
it’s exactly what I’m talking about
Clarkson’s performance appears robotic
at times with awkward pauses between
lines and flat delivery while her face
remains expressionless and she projects
seriously unnatural body language look
Alex I appreciate your concern and all
but you don’t know what it’s like to
really connect to someone it’s possible
that as a former extra Clarkson wasn’t
used to you know actually having lines
or maybe she was just as bored as the
audience watching the movie you know
what I just don’t get it he seems so
different when I met him he seemed nice
and funny
number six Taylor Swift when I am DB
lists and artists music videos as shorts
this should be a sign that the singer
has acting chops
unfortunately for Taylor this does not
apply save the lattes you’re putting
lattes in the vending machines finally
the girl who can do no wrong in the
music world can do no right when it
comes to acting whether it’s a big
screen role or a brief TV cameo Oh
shippi I’ve loved you since the first
grade and I’m so lonely without you I
just lay awake at night and I just write
about you in my journal and I paint
pictures of you on my easel in
Valentine’s Day she played one of the
more forgettable characters in the movie
which is probably a good thing given how
unconvincingly she delivered her lines
so how did you guys meet it’s really
funny actually like I was not into him
at first
he’s shoot spit wads at me in Spanish
class which is like so junior high in
many scenes it seemed she didn’t even
know how to carry on a normal
conversation so my boyfriend texted me
this morning and he was like look
outside your door um and but you know I
look outside my door and my boyfriend’s
nowhere to be found
her acting may have improved slightly in
the giver but that might be because she
had a smaller role don’t show me a map
and then not give me all the memories
I thought we were gonna help we will but
we must move trolls show it to me number
five
gene Simmons one would think that a guy
who gets on stage wearing makeup and
rocking out in front of a huge audience
should have no problem with acting well
mr. Simmons decided to prove that theory
wrong we can settle this right now
call it even I will drop this case right
now if you let me slam your balls in
this door because that’s what happened
to my client although he might fall into
those so bad it’s amusing category of
acting when he’s a character like nuke
in trick or treat I got something for
you notices it’s the last record of the
/ legacy when he tries to pull off a
more everyday role such as Mary’s father
in expecting Mary or the boss in extract
it’s a case of you wanted the best you
got gene Simmons I’m telling you this
guy is a Powerball jackpot tough kid
hello I’m Joe Adler number for Jessica
Simpson this southern girl is best known
for her killer pipes and the dumb blonde
persona which also seems to be the limit
of her acting range are you doing
following me or something
to her credit she plays the dumb but
bubbly blonde character perfectly
unfortunately it can grow to be
perfectly tiring this is my first time
in New York
I just got engaged I’m coming to
surprise my fiance he’s a model he’s
really cute when her characters are
supposed to have a deep moment a
romantic connection or flirty fun she
plays them all the same wow your
customers seem to really like you all of
this makes it hard to take Simpson
seriously or to see past just how good
she looks in those cut-offs those legs
come over easy
how about special sir
number three Vanilla Ice I was 11 I’m
heading to the next block the buckle did
yo so I continued to a one a Robert Van
Winkle might be a lyrical poet and he
might rock the mic like a vandal but
he’s definitely not a silver screen King
wait a minute you two know each other
oh yeah well which is a Kathy Kathy
mm-hmm kay riding the wave of his
success with Ice Ice Baby Van Winkle
starred in cool as ice and gave a
performance that left audiences not warm
are you okay damn what the hell’s wrong
with you
he had no chemistry with the lead
actress or anyone else and in most
scenes he seemed hopelessly lost no
difference between you and anybody oh
yeah oh yeah more rebellious nerd than
tough guy
Isis acting left us wondering if he
should stick to rapping which is saying
something
you’re still doing what daddy says huh
it is for you number two Madonna
it should come as no surprise that the
Queen of Pop made our list as her
unsuccessful attempts at acting are
legendary
Oh madam is it now huh changed our tune
now that we’re on man
haven’t we although it’s clear that
she’s had some successful acting turns
in front of the camera Madonna has
starred in several box-office bombs and
it’s not hard to understand why they
tanked old phone with this guy named
Johnny
small-time boost a book make it tight
Johnny finds out about this big white
collar guy who’s into a lot of bogus
stuff but I never knew his name often
cast as the annoying and outlandish lead
Madge typically just manages to irritate
and confuse audiences with her
performances what did you ever read this
she kept a diary it’s great stuff
couldn’t sleep
went into kitchen Gary came in turned on
light Gary left finished birthday cake
pages of it
the only thing saving her from being our
number one pick are the few times she
wasn’t totally awful a league of their
own and her crowning moment as
breathless Mahoney in Dick Tracy what
I’m looking for as a driver preferably
one with some mileage before we reveal
our number one pick here are a few
honorable or in this case dishonorable
mentions my dad said they’d come set it
my whole life
he said we ain’t along he said one day
we find them
are they find us I just have a couple of
hamburgers and be here ah a miller lite
or above sir anything you say huh
I get simple tasty boy in food women in
rock and roll
come on this Hill don’t die on me now
listen daddy knows your time but daddy
knows you got a few more left in you yes
you do yes you do uh you know I was just
thinking my automatic career I just know
you love dancing it won’t be out of
dance
I’ve always danced for you
number one Britney Spears given the
controversy surrounding this pop
princesses career calling her acting
ventures a low point is really saying
something
this isn’t how I hoped it would be it’s
weird this is exactly I don’t do it
easily pretty accurate moving in a bed
in the earliest part of her career
Britney joined a soon-to-be famous cast
of young singers on the all-new Mickey
Mouse Club which did include a few skits
here and there the shocking truth is
Alan quit because she’s in fact half
girl and half rock crew no matter she
was always watching her food before she
ate it but it wasn’t until crossroads
that she truly showed her lack of acting
skills then he’s my father
okay I just can’t and with everything
happening with me me and stuff I have I
just think it’s hard to narrow down
exactly what was worst her fake accent
horrible line timing or her awkward
attempts at singing karaoke
let’s just say watching Britney act
might just be toxic
do you agree with our list okay I’ll let
you know one little secret but you can’t
tell anyone I told you which singer do
you think sucked it up at acting and
that manhood is hanging on by a thread
for more top 10s published every day be
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com I’ll
see tomorrow cat
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