they’re yellow dysfunctional and classic
I’m a decent guy welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top ten episodes
of The Simpsons for this list we’re
excluding treehouse of horror episodes
cuz come on that’s just not fair
Oh crazy don’t mind if I do but no we’re
not limiting it to the first ten years
it just kind of worked out that way
number 10 Homer at the bat I have a
secret weapon a secret weapon I wonder
what it could be
when mr. burns bets that the nuclear
plant softball team will win the
championship he put some major league
ringers to work a new security guard
Roger Clemens hello a new janitor wait
bugs
I don’t our new lunchroom keshu ken
griffey jr. hey what’s up guys
marking the first time the Simpsons won
its timeslot against The Cosby Show this
episode proved a celeb heavy show even
one with athletes can still be
well-written
and better yet actually funny wow it’s
like there’s a party in my mouth and
everyone’s invited
excellent plus you can’t top the
ridiculous things that happen to the
players to make them miss the game good
lord
gigantism you asked for it box number 9
The Last Temptation of Homer hi what’s
the matter
and she’d ever seen a naked chick riding
a clam before Homer is attracted to the
plants new employee and horrified when
he finds they have tons in common I
think we’ll find we have very little in
common cap even the secondary story
sees Bart become an outcast
thanks to an unfortunate makeunder I
feel so much better mr. medical science
type person with special guest star
Michelle Pfeiffer playing the temptress
in question The Simpsons handled the
tricky issue of infidelity in a way only
they can hey well out of these are new
love cookies
well open up the stick with your wife
barrel and as many great Simpsons
episodes do this one ends with a song
Oh Marky you came and you found me a
turkey number eight a fish called Selma
hello Selma Bouvier its Troy McClure you
may remember me from such dates as last
night’s dinner if you like that song get
a load of this disease doctor say
dr. Zaius dr. Zaius dr. Zaius dr. Zaius
Oh dr. Zaius dr. Zaius dr. Zaius
after his rumoured relationship with sea
creatures tanked his career Troy McClure
takes the advice of his agent played by
Jeff Goldblum and tries resurrecting his
reputation by marrying selma sure you’ll
be a sham wife but you’ll be the envy of
every other sham wife in town this
episode reminds us that The Simpsons is
successful thanks to its main cast but
also it’s stable of stellar minor
characters and Troy McClure finally gets
the top billing he deserves I hate every
ape I see from chimp an A to chimpanzee
number seven deep space Homer the golden
man’s crispy crunchy crab cereal
brand-new breakfast treat
Homer centric episodes always hit their
mark whether he’s accused of harassment
precious Venus or starting a business
Oh mr. Powe that’s my name that name
again is mr. plow there’s no logical
explanation how he’d become an astronaut
but we’re happy to go along for the ride
well Homer I guess you’re the winner by
default default whoa the two sweetest
words in English language default
default with pop-culture references
movie parodies guest stars and phrases
that have entered the zeitgeist and I
for one welcome our new insect overlords
deep space Homer is one of the greats
there’s even a copy for real astronauts
to watch aboard the International Space
Station you fool now we may never know
if ants can be trained to sort tiny
screws in space number 6 who shot mr.
burns even the Simpsons caught
cliffhanger fever
but to date this remains their only
two-parter spoofing Twin Peaks and
Dallas the folks of Springfield tackle
an attempted murder mystery okay sir
you’re free to go good cuz I got a hot
date today our day dinner with Fred
dinner alone watching TV alone all right
I’m gonna sit at home and idle the
ladies in the Victoria’s Secret catalog
Sears catalog after terrorizing the town
in increasingly wicked ways mr. burns is
shot by an unknown attacker hey man are
you okay would you advise it this
response every Springfield lien has a
motive even guessed our Tito Puente but
despite clues and a contest not one
viewer guessed correctly neither did
chief Wiggum this isn’t mr. burns at all
it’s a mask wait it is burns number five
you only move twice figures homer
finally gets a decent boss and he’s a
super villain good afternoon gentlemen
this is Scorpio I have the Doomsday
Device you have 72 hours to deliver the
gold or you face the consequences with
several intertwining but individual
storylines including a James Bond spoof
about Hell a popular one time or Hank
Scorpio this episode sees the family
follow homers new job to Cypress Creek
about those things you borrowed from me
over the years you know the TV trays a
power sander the downstairs bathtub
you’re gonna be needing those things in
Cypress Creek yes and of course each
member hates it four completely distinct
and hilarious reasons
plus we get to see Homer succeed however
unwittingly and that just makes a smile
am i proud of you well when you go home
tonight there’s gonna be another story
on your house
Thank You number four Marge vs. the
monorail we good a day good yeah but at
least we’ll take lot of innocent people
with us
written by Conan O’Brien this is another
episode that’s high on the hilarity
Hartman and song scales ring came off my
pudding can take my penknife my good man
I swear at Springfield’s only choice
throw up your hands and raise your voice
the town gets duped into building a
faulty monorail by fast-talking con
artist Lyle n Lee with the jokes coming
a mile a minute
the entire town assembling for our
amusement and Leonard Nimoy to add some
gravitas do you even know who I am I
think I do
weren’t you one of the little rascals
Marge vs. the monorail ranks high when
it comes to absurdity just the way we
like sit oh there’s a man here who
thinks he can help you Batman no you
scientists that means a scientist it’s
not Batman number three a streetcar
named Marge my ned I didn’t know you
were an actor Oh indeed Lee Dooley I’ve
even been in streetcar once before I
played Blanche DuBois although it pissed
off all of New Orleans
this episode is a fave of creator Matt
Groening since it hit hard with musical
numbers movie spoofs and shirtless
Flanders is
engineer Miele you put me through hell
uh with home are acting boorish in the
face of Marge’s acting aspirations this
is one F that demonstrates this cartoons
ability to confront genuine relationship
problems like any sitcom only when the
Simpsons do it it’s not nearly as
preachy looking for a spot the fun with
the mrs. egg on them shut up boy
number two Cape Fear oh my god no one
trying to kill me oh wait it’s four bars
we defy you to find a peripheral
character as beloved as Sideshow Bob
take care a snake way the next time we
meet be under more felicitous
circumstances go with kelsey grammer
providing his dulcet tones the series
takes on a Cape Fear parody with almost
shot-for-shot precision if you don’t
mind we’re trying to watch the move let
me get my head out of this toilet
when Bob sets his sights on Bart once
again
the Simpson family ends up in witness
protection living on a houseboat between
the singing grandpa gag cacti and rakes
we still can’t pick a favorite part
doesn’t it say die bot die no that’s
German for the BART V no one who speaks
German could be an evil man number one
last exit to Springfield tonight on
smart line the power plant strike argyll
barkal or foofaraw this episode is line
after line of Ultra quoted dialogue it
was the best of times it was the worst
of times you stupid monkey
so I tied an onion to my belt which was
the style at the time sorry mr. burns
but I don’t go in for these backdoor
shenanigans but not only is it an
onslaught of jokes that have been
repeated since it aired it’s also a well
thought out story hey where did you jump
eh
that’s it don’t unless you crooked
homers unanimously elected head of the
nuclear plants Workers Union and mr.
burns acting characteristically Grinch
like revokes their dental plan bullseye
huh thanks a lot Carl now I’ve lost my
train of thought battle plan Lisa needs
braces battle plan with Lisa’s dentist
serving as an episode highlight last
exit to Springfield is relevant
irreverent satirical and perfect
Homer organized labor has been called a
lumbering dinosaur uh my director is
telling me not to talk to you anymore
with over 500 episodes of The Simpsons
in the can we’re sure we’ve left out a
few of your favorites all opposed me who
keeps saying dead which do you think is
best hey wait a minute there’s no such
thing it’s a talking dog woof
damn straight for more top 10s about
your favorite shows be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com now let’s all get drunk
and play ping pong
you
I’m a decent guy welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top ten episodes
of The Simpsons for this list we’re
excluding treehouse of horror episodes
cuz come on that’s just not fair
Oh crazy don’t mind if I do but no we’re
not limiting it to the first ten years
it just kind of worked out that way
number 10 Homer at the bat I have a
secret weapon a secret weapon I wonder
what it could be
when mr. burns bets that the nuclear
plant softball team will win the
championship he put some major league
ringers to work a new security guard
Roger Clemens hello a new janitor wait
bugs
I don’t our new lunchroom keshu ken
griffey jr. hey what’s up guys
marking the first time the Simpsons won
its timeslot against The Cosby Show this
episode proved a celeb heavy show even
one with athletes can still be
well-written
and better yet actually funny wow it’s
like there’s a party in my mouth and
everyone’s invited
excellent plus you can’t top the
ridiculous things that happen to the
players to make them miss the game good
lord
gigantism you asked for it box number 9
The Last Temptation of Homer hi what’s
the matter
and she’d ever seen a naked chick riding
a clam before Homer is attracted to the
plants new employee and horrified when
he finds they have tons in common I
think we’ll find we have very little in
common cap even the secondary story
sees Bart become an outcast
thanks to an unfortunate makeunder I
feel so much better mr. medical science
type person with special guest star
Michelle Pfeiffer playing the temptress
in question The Simpsons handled the
tricky issue of infidelity in a way only
they can hey well out of these are new
love cookies
well open up the stick with your wife
barrel and as many great Simpsons
episodes do this one ends with a song
Oh Marky you came and you found me a
turkey number eight a fish called Selma
hello Selma Bouvier its Troy McClure you
may remember me from such dates as last
night’s dinner if you like that song get
a load of this disease doctor say
dr. Zaius dr. Zaius dr. Zaius dr. Zaius
Oh dr. Zaius dr. Zaius dr. Zaius
after his rumoured relationship with sea
creatures tanked his career Troy McClure
takes the advice of his agent played by
Jeff Goldblum and tries resurrecting his
reputation by marrying selma sure you’ll
be a sham wife but you’ll be the envy of
every other sham wife in town this
episode reminds us that The Simpsons is
successful thanks to its main cast but
also it’s stable of stellar minor
characters and Troy McClure finally gets
the top billing he deserves I hate every
ape I see from chimp an A to chimpanzee
number seven deep space Homer the golden
man’s crispy crunchy crab cereal
brand-new breakfast treat
Homer centric episodes always hit their
mark whether he’s accused of harassment
precious Venus or starting a business
Oh mr. Powe that’s my name that name
again is mr. plow there’s no logical
explanation how he’d become an astronaut
but we’re happy to go along for the ride
well Homer I guess you’re the winner by
default default whoa the two sweetest
words in English language default
default with pop-culture references
movie parodies guest stars and phrases
that have entered the zeitgeist and I
for one welcome our new insect overlords
deep space Homer is one of the greats
there’s even a copy for real astronauts
to watch aboard the International Space
Station you fool now we may never know
if ants can be trained to sort tiny
screws in space number 6 who shot mr.
burns even the Simpsons caught
cliffhanger fever
but to date this remains their only
two-parter spoofing Twin Peaks and
Dallas the folks of Springfield tackle
an attempted murder mystery okay sir
you’re free to go good cuz I got a hot
date today our day dinner with Fred
dinner alone watching TV alone all right
I’m gonna sit at home and idle the
ladies in the Victoria’s Secret catalog
Sears catalog after terrorizing the town
in increasingly wicked ways mr. burns is
shot by an unknown attacker hey man are
you okay would you advise it this
response every Springfield lien has a
motive even guessed our Tito Puente but
despite clues and a contest not one
viewer guessed correctly neither did
chief Wiggum this isn’t mr. burns at all
it’s a mask wait it is burns number five
you only move twice figures homer
finally gets a decent boss and he’s a
super villain good afternoon gentlemen
this is Scorpio I have the Doomsday
Device you have 72 hours to deliver the
gold or you face the consequences with
several intertwining but individual
storylines including a James Bond spoof
about Hell a popular one time or Hank
Scorpio this episode sees the family
follow homers new job to Cypress Creek
about those things you borrowed from me
over the years you know the TV trays a
power sander the downstairs bathtub
you’re gonna be needing those things in
Cypress Creek yes and of course each
member hates it four completely distinct
and hilarious reasons
plus we get to see Homer succeed however
unwittingly and that just makes a smile
am i proud of you well when you go home
tonight there’s gonna be another story
on your house
Thank You number four Marge vs. the
monorail we good a day good yeah but at
least we’ll take lot of innocent people
with us
written by Conan O’Brien this is another
episode that’s high on the hilarity
Hartman and song scales ring came off my
pudding can take my penknife my good man
I swear at Springfield’s only choice
throw up your hands and raise your voice
the town gets duped into building a
faulty monorail by fast-talking con
artist Lyle n Lee with the jokes coming
a mile a minute
the entire town assembling for our
amusement and Leonard Nimoy to add some
gravitas do you even know who I am I
think I do
weren’t you one of the little rascals
Marge vs. the monorail ranks high when
it comes to absurdity just the way we
like sit oh there’s a man here who
thinks he can help you Batman no you
scientists that means a scientist it’s
not Batman number three a streetcar
named Marge my ned I didn’t know you
were an actor Oh indeed Lee Dooley I’ve
even been in streetcar once before I
played Blanche DuBois although it pissed
off all of New Orleans
this episode is a fave of creator Matt
Groening since it hit hard with musical
numbers movie spoofs and shirtless
Flanders is
engineer Miele you put me through hell
uh with home are acting boorish in the
face of Marge’s acting aspirations this
is one F that demonstrates this cartoons
ability to confront genuine relationship
problems like any sitcom only when the
Simpsons do it it’s not nearly as
preachy looking for a spot the fun with
the mrs. egg on them shut up boy
number two Cape Fear oh my god no one
trying to kill me oh wait it’s four bars
we defy you to find a peripheral
character as beloved as Sideshow Bob
take care a snake way the next time we
meet be under more felicitous
circumstances go with kelsey grammer
providing his dulcet tones the series
takes on a Cape Fear parody with almost
shot-for-shot precision if you don’t
mind we’re trying to watch the move let
me get my head out of this toilet
when Bob sets his sights on Bart once
again
the Simpson family ends up in witness
protection living on a houseboat between
the singing grandpa gag cacti and rakes
we still can’t pick a favorite part
doesn’t it say die bot die no that’s
German for the BART V no one who speaks
German could be an evil man number one
last exit to Springfield tonight on
smart line the power plant strike argyll
barkal or foofaraw this episode is line
after line of Ultra quoted dialogue it
was the best of times it was the worst
of times you stupid monkey
so I tied an onion to my belt which was
the style at the time sorry mr. burns
but I don’t go in for these backdoor
shenanigans but not only is it an
onslaught of jokes that have been
repeated since it aired it’s also a well
thought out story hey where did you jump
eh
that’s it don’t unless you crooked
homers unanimously elected head of the
nuclear plants Workers Union and mr.
burns acting characteristically Grinch
like revokes their dental plan bullseye
huh thanks a lot Carl now I’ve lost my
train of thought battle plan Lisa needs
braces battle plan with Lisa’s dentist
serving as an episode highlight last
exit to Springfield is relevant
irreverent satirical and perfect
Homer organized labor has been called a
lumbering dinosaur uh my director is
telling me not to talk to you anymore
with over 500 episodes of The Simpsons
in the can we’re sure we’ve left out a
few of your favorites all opposed me who
keeps saying dead which do you think is
best hey wait a minute there’s no such
thing it’s a talking dog woof
damn straight for more top 10s about
your favorite shows be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com now let’s all get drunk
and play ping pong
you
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