turns out our childhoods weren’t as
wholesome as we thought welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 sexual
innuendos in animated kids series I
didn’t pull your hair I know that you
like me like me but please don’t do it
again for this list we’re taking a look
at adult references that got by the
censors in cartoons and animated TV
series that are primarily targeted
towards kids that’s how I fell in love
with pie number 10 Farrah Fawcett
blindfolded Johnny Bravo Oh Farrah I
love the way you make me smile
Johnny Bravo has one thing constantly on
his mind getting with the ladies in this
episode he sets his eyes on actress
Farrah Fawcett oh sweet that’s mommy is
so nice I’m gonna have to give him a big
kiss with the real Farrah Fawcett
lending her own voice she plays a game
of pin the tail on the donkey at a
birthday party at first Farrah can’t
remember the last time she was
blindfolded but then she has a rather
revealing recollection I can’t remember
the last time I was blindfolded oh wait
yes I can’t the kids might not know what
fair is giggly about but Johnny likely
would sadly our macho protagonist never
gets to pin the tail on this Charlie’s
Angel sorry you couldn’t meet my
neighbor Johnny oh no I guess I’m gonna
have to find another date for tonight
there’s loss number nine can’t get a
date
Justice League relax lady this will all
be over before you know it the DC
Animated universe has been hailed for
its sophistication and treating its
audience like adults it isn’t surprising
then that the grown-up themes of Justice
League would extend to the occasional
innuendo hands-on role this exchange
between Hawkgirl and the flash is
perhaps the show’s most obvious sexual
overtone
as everyone’s favorite speedsters
showboats about being the fastest man
alive
Hawkgirl notes that his superpower may
also be his greatest weakness
that’s fast fastest man alive which
might explain why you can’t get a date
yeah hey what’s that supposed to mean
quiet we expect to hear such suggestive
one-liners on the CW or in a Zack Snyder
picture but not here I’m here about a
job so am i somebody called me was it
you no but maybe we’ll be working
together closely together
number eight an accident the Powerpuff
Girls but professor utonium accidentally
added an extra ingredient to the
concoction–
thus the Powerpuff Girls were born
professor utonium may have made the
Powerpuff Girls in a laboratory but all
the other parents of Townsville made
their children the old-fashioned way it
doesn’t mean every conception was
planned though as the girls introduced
their new neighbor to their father Robyn
notes that her birth was every bit as
accidental as Blossom Bubbles and
Buttercup s– well what can I say
the professor’s mortified expression
corresponds with the reaction of any
adults watching this seemingly wholesome
cartoon with their kids an awkward
conversation about using birth control
will most likely ensue at home so once
again number 7 tier 15 Adventure Time
this doesn’t hurt as bad as it used to
unlike some animated shows where kids
remain in a permanent state of youth
Finn the human has aged over the seasons
of adventure times okay bro tinfoil’s on
you can OGG now after getting a
smoking-hot girlfriend Finn is mature
enough to learn about the tiers of
dating from his more experienced bro
jake fills Finn in on hugging and
smooching look look let me explain some
junk about dating right now you’re at
tier 1 which is hugging but pretty soon
you’ll be at tier 2 which is smooching
since Finn is still becoming a man
however Jake orders him to stay away
from the 15th and final tier what about
tier 15 stay away from that do not do
tier 15 dude I got no idea what you’re
talking about
let’s just say Finn will need more
protection than tin foil when he reaches
that level and um you need a shower dude
what Oh gross
do you think Flame Princess could smell
me probably number 6 lonely space vixens
Rugrats
it’s okay Tommy we’re almost there
Rugrats is largely about viewing the
world from a baby’s perspective and not
entirely understanding the world around
us because of this it’s only natural
that the Nickelodeon series would work
in a few references solely intended for
the big people show you a photo album
this is the show’s most evident wink to
older audiences as grandpa loom notes
that he’s rented a clearly adult film
for after Tommy and Chucky’s bedtime I
landed you boys for movies whole riffs
are redux
my personal favorite lowly space fiction
grandpa has a thing for sexy green women
assuming he’s still alive blue pickles
would probably be interested in playing
Mass Effect there were a lot of reasons
I was happy to see you on Mars
I’d like that list but later there’s so
much left to do number five in the
closet the Ren and Stimpy show we might
have missed it as kids but there’s
little doubt that Ren and Stimpy were
closeted homosexuals in retrospect not
that there’s anything wrong with that
I love this if you need irrefutable
evidence this scene says it all as
Stimpy plays with his new friend spend
getting clothes in a litter box sippy
shuts the closet door so he and spin can
have some private playtime although we
don’t see what happens there risque
descriptions of juggling and sword
swallowing really challenge what you can
get away with on a cartoon show and I’m
a sword swallower number four don’t drop
the soap SpongeBob SquarePants
watch maybe not while SpongeBob
SquarePants may be the least erotically
stimulating being on the planet even he
has a sexual side his need for physical
relief is alluded to in one episode
where he appears to be watching hardcore
sea porn if you think that’s naughty get
a load of this scene where spongebob
actually makes a dropping the soap joke
look blows um apparently the prisons in
Bikini Bottom are no safer than the ones
up on the surface world now we’re just
waiting for the show to make a sponge
worthy joke I’m a dirty boy number three
one on one hotline Rocko’s Modern Life
yeah sometimes I think I was destined to
exist in an endless world of Filth now
we’re really starting to get into
obscene territory in desperate need of a
new job Rocko seeks out work as a
specialty phone operator his crass
language on the phone and the Randy
posters in the background though
clarified that this position is much
kinkier than the want ad entailed
especially phone operated
it might be Oh baby Oh baby if that’s
not uncomfortable enough it turns out
the woman on the other end of the line
is Rocco’s next-door neighbor mrs.
bighead awkward we always suspected that
mr. bighead wasn’t keeping his lady
satisfied even with that elongated
tongue of his number two carpet munchers
cow and chicken this controversial
episode of cow and chicken is jam-packed
with so many explicit innuendos the
Cartoon Network actually banned it after
one airing the story centers on our
title characters crossing paths with a
motorcycle gang known as the Buffalo
gals their short hair deep voices and
all-around masculine appearance
undoubtedly implied that the Buffalo
gals are stereotypical lesbians as if
that’s not already blatant the bikers
actually pop into random homes and chew
on their carpets well at least they
didn’t chew on the drapes
before we crack up at our top pick here
are some honorable mentions
what’s when I was seven years old I sat
on the banana and of course that changed
my life this ballroom used to host the
most elegant balls in its day whoa wait
a big these balls were huge
see how I told you I could do it I’m
gonna get something that makes me look
tall how about another head another one
number one fingerprints Animaniacs
although Animaniacs was primarily
marketed to children its pop culture
references just one more question
social satire and elusive innuendos made
it just as much fun for adults no
control the writers got away with a ton
of dirty jokes over the years the
standout undeniably being this infamous
instance that had kids scratching their
heads and adults dropping their jaws you
can rest assured that I am this close to
solving the crime studying a crime scene
Yakko asks dot to unearth fingerprints
she instead returns with a certain
musician as for what follows well just
listen and you’ll understand why this is
our number one pick good night everybody
no no no fingerprints
our pulled four do you agree with our
list that’s not right right what sexual
innuendo shattered your childhood
innocence sure hop in for more
entertaining top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
come on let’s go to my house come on
wholesome as we thought welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 sexual
innuendos in animated kids series I
didn’t pull your hair I know that you
like me like me but please don’t do it
again for this list we’re taking a look
at adult references that got by the
censors in cartoons and animated TV
series that are primarily targeted
towards kids that’s how I fell in love
with pie number 10 Farrah Fawcett
blindfolded Johnny Bravo Oh Farrah I
love the way you make me smile
Johnny Bravo has one thing constantly on
his mind getting with the ladies in this
episode he sets his eyes on actress
Farrah Fawcett oh sweet that’s mommy is
so nice I’m gonna have to give him a big
kiss with the real Farrah Fawcett
lending her own voice she plays a game
of pin the tail on the donkey at a
birthday party at first Farrah can’t
remember the last time she was
blindfolded but then she has a rather
revealing recollection I can’t remember
the last time I was blindfolded oh wait
yes I can’t the kids might not know what
fair is giggly about but Johnny likely
would sadly our macho protagonist never
gets to pin the tail on this Charlie’s
Angel sorry you couldn’t meet my
neighbor Johnny oh no I guess I’m gonna
have to find another date for tonight
there’s loss number nine can’t get a
date
Justice League relax lady this will all
be over before you know it the DC
Animated universe has been hailed for
its sophistication and treating its
audience like adults it isn’t surprising
then that the grown-up themes of Justice
League would extend to the occasional
innuendo hands-on role this exchange
between Hawkgirl and the flash is
perhaps the show’s most obvious sexual
overtone
as everyone’s favorite speedsters
showboats about being the fastest man
alive
Hawkgirl notes that his superpower may
also be his greatest weakness
that’s fast fastest man alive which
might explain why you can’t get a date
yeah hey what’s that supposed to mean
quiet we expect to hear such suggestive
one-liners on the CW or in a Zack Snyder
picture but not here I’m here about a
job so am i somebody called me was it
you no but maybe we’ll be working
together closely together
number eight an accident the Powerpuff
Girls but professor utonium accidentally
added an extra ingredient to the
concoction–
thus the Powerpuff Girls were born
professor utonium may have made the
Powerpuff Girls in a laboratory but all
the other parents of Townsville made
their children the old-fashioned way it
doesn’t mean every conception was
planned though as the girls introduced
their new neighbor to their father Robyn
notes that her birth was every bit as
accidental as Blossom Bubbles and
Buttercup s– well what can I say
the professor’s mortified expression
corresponds with the reaction of any
adults watching this seemingly wholesome
cartoon with their kids an awkward
conversation about using birth control
will most likely ensue at home so once
again number 7 tier 15 Adventure Time
this doesn’t hurt as bad as it used to
unlike some animated shows where kids
remain in a permanent state of youth
Finn the human has aged over the seasons
of adventure times okay bro tinfoil’s on
you can OGG now after getting a
smoking-hot girlfriend Finn is mature
enough to learn about the tiers of
dating from his more experienced bro
jake fills Finn in on hugging and
smooching look look let me explain some
junk about dating right now you’re at
tier 1 which is hugging but pretty soon
you’ll be at tier 2 which is smooching
since Finn is still becoming a man
however Jake orders him to stay away
from the 15th and final tier what about
tier 15 stay away from that do not do
tier 15 dude I got no idea what you’re
talking about
let’s just say Finn will need more
protection than tin foil when he reaches
that level and um you need a shower dude
what Oh gross
do you think Flame Princess could smell
me probably number 6 lonely space vixens
Rugrats
it’s okay Tommy we’re almost there
Rugrats is largely about viewing the
world from a baby’s perspective and not
entirely understanding the world around
us because of this it’s only natural
that the Nickelodeon series would work
in a few references solely intended for
the big people show you a photo album
this is the show’s most evident wink to
older audiences as grandpa loom notes
that he’s rented a clearly adult film
for after Tommy and Chucky’s bedtime I
landed you boys for movies whole riffs
are redux
my personal favorite lowly space fiction
grandpa has a thing for sexy green women
assuming he’s still alive blue pickles
would probably be interested in playing
Mass Effect there were a lot of reasons
I was happy to see you on Mars
I’d like that list but later there’s so
much left to do number five in the
closet the Ren and Stimpy show we might
have missed it as kids but there’s
little doubt that Ren and Stimpy were
closeted homosexuals in retrospect not
that there’s anything wrong with that
I love this if you need irrefutable
evidence this scene says it all as
Stimpy plays with his new friend spend
getting clothes in a litter box sippy
shuts the closet door so he and spin can
have some private playtime although we
don’t see what happens there risque
descriptions of juggling and sword
swallowing really challenge what you can
get away with on a cartoon show and I’m
a sword swallower number four don’t drop
the soap SpongeBob SquarePants
watch maybe not while SpongeBob
SquarePants may be the least erotically
stimulating being on the planet even he
has a sexual side his need for physical
relief is alluded to in one episode
where he appears to be watching hardcore
sea porn if you think that’s naughty get
a load of this scene where spongebob
actually makes a dropping the soap joke
look blows um apparently the prisons in
Bikini Bottom are no safer than the ones
up on the surface world now we’re just
waiting for the show to make a sponge
worthy joke I’m a dirty boy number three
one on one hotline Rocko’s Modern Life
yeah sometimes I think I was destined to
exist in an endless world of Filth now
we’re really starting to get into
obscene territory in desperate need of a
new job Rocko seeks out work as a
specialty phone operator his crass
language on the phone and the Randy
posters in the background though
clarified that this position is much
kinkier than the want ad entailed
especially phone operated
it might be Oh baby Oh baby if that’s
not uncomfortable enough it turns out
the woman on the other end of the line
is Rocco’s next-door neighbor mrs.
bighead awkward we always suspected that
mr. bighead wasn’t keeping his lady
satisfied even with that elongated
tongue of his number two carpet munchers
cow and chicken this controversial
episode of cow and chicken is jam-packed
with so many explicit innuendos the
Cartoon Network actually banned it after
one airing the story centers on our
title characters crossing paths with a
motorcycle gang known as the Buffalo
gals their short hair deep voices and
all-around masculine appearance
undoubtedly implied that the Buffalo
gals are stereotypical lesbians as if
that’s not already blatant the bikers
actually pop into random homes and chew
on their carpets well at least they
didn’t chew on the drapes
before we crack up at our top pick here
are some honorable mentions
what’s when I was seven years old I sat
on the banana and of course that changed
my life this ballroom used to host the
most elegant balls in its day whoa wait
a big these balls were huge
see how I told you I could do it I’m
gonna get something that makes me look
tall how about another head another one
number one fingerprints Animaniacs
although Animaniacs was primarily
marketed to children its pop culture
references just one more question
social satire and elusive innuendos made
it just as much fun for adults no
control the writers got away with a ton
of dirty jokes over the years the
standout undeniably being this infamous
instance that had kids scratching their
heads and adults dropping their jaws you
can rest assured that I am this close to
solving the crime studying a crime scene
Yakko asks dot to unearth fingerprints
she instead returns with a certain
musician as for what follows well just
listen and you’ll understand why this is
our number one pick good night everybody
no no no fingerprints
our pulled four do you agree with our
list that’s not right right what sexual
innuendo shattered your childhood
innocence sure hop in for more
entertaining top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
come on let’s go to my house come on
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