we’re not expecting these follow-ups
anytime soon
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
unlikely movie sequels for this list
we’re compiling a series of theoretical
movie sequels you’re not likely to see
in theaters
unless Hollywood really runs out of
ideas we’ve disqualified movies that
already have sequels
so no oceans 14 or jaws 19 here shark
still it’s fake number 10 Armageddon –
he saved the world once but can he do it
again and even I can’t screw this up Ben
Affleck returns as the rowdy oil
drilling astronaut AJ Frost now that
he’s back from space the government has
another job for him the comment we
discovered is the size of New York City
new obstacles what’s wrong a new team
and a new love I welcome back AJ fights
to protect the earth again unlike
lightning asteroids can strike twice
Armageddon – i’ma get it Oh number 9
Edward Scissorhands – Edward is
different but he’s got the fastest
blades in the West when are scissor
handed friend gets run out of town he’s
got to find a way to make ends meet so
he does the only thing he knows how not
and guarantee twice Ashley
meet London’s new a salon owner my Amish
state but all those years on the run
mean Edwards got a score to settle
Edward Scissorhands
he’s a cut above the rest Edward
Scissorhands – hair today gone tomorrow
I’m not finished number 8 the Shawshank
Redemption
– dear red how would you two like to
come to my house at the beach Morgan
Freeman narrates the story of three free
men but only to have a pulse and he’s a
banker accused of murdering his wife
Reds just been released on parole and
there buddy Brooks couldn’t take life on
the outside I don’t understand why you
couldn’t wait until Monday to kill
himself but that doesn’t mean they can’t
have a good time in Zihuatanejo from the
makers of weekend at Bernie’s it’s time
to get busy living even if you’re dead
what kind of a host invites you to his
house for the weekend and dies on you
the Shawshank Redemption – weekend in
Mexico why did these things always
happen to me
number seven The Birdcage – when the
bird flies the cage about Armand’s drag
club he loses his business and his
mother this is simon that’s enough to
make anyone go a little crazy so Armand
packs up his belongings dyes his hair
and takes off in search of greener
pastures done before what lied about Who
I am never but all he finds is a lonely
existence at a big-box store that’s when
he finds out that running from your
problems isn’t a solution these things
always have a way of bubbling to the
surface I don’t want to be somebody else
the bird cage – caged emotions number
six the usual suspects – now that the
cats out of the bag the whole country is
on the lookout for guys or so say horse
Kaiser salsa but sometimes what you’re
searching for is right under your nose
or in his case next door the greatest
trick the devil ever pulled was
convincing the world he didn’t exist
he’s traded drug deals police lineups
and murder for pumping iron working in
the drive-thru and generally hating his
suburban existence this isn’t life he’s
your worst nightmare
but he’s a great neighbor the usual
suspects to the killer next door
my guess is you’ll never hear from him
again number five pulp fiction – he’s
one bad mother–
well you know Jules Winnfield built a
rap is the best killer in the game but
with his partner dead he’s got to find a
new golly he really thinking about quit
most better with some help from his old
pal Jimmy now I want to help you but I
don’t want to lose my wife go ahead all
right Jules follows his heart and
stomach and finds himself the proprietor
of a Big Kahuna burger I hear they got
some tasty burger
he’s got beef but this time it’s on a
bun Pulp Fiction – now with extra pulp
this is a tasty burger number four
Scarface – you’re Scarface right yeah
Tony may have breathed his last breath
but in the drug world families never die
meet the montana’s Fidel embraces drugs
and his family treat Louise is a holy
man who can’t help but channel his old
man say he’ll come I need a friend and
Gloria is trying to make it through
Harvard Law wait like it’s heart can
they run the family business or will
they go out in a blaze of glory just
like their dad a very scarface sequel
I’m CUBAN yes given B number three et –
times half after infiltrating an
unsuspecting human family and molesting
their children alone alien returns to
the mothership but one ziti phones home
that’s when the aliens decide it’s their
turn to fight back
it’s a close encounter of the worst kind
and this time the aliens are illegal
et to this time it’s personal
welcome to earth number two Fight Club
two once his hard-boiled alter-ego Tyler
Durden and half of his face are out of
the way
our hero sets up on a path of
self-discovery I really okay trust me
but once a schizo always a schizo so he
invents a new friend these twins
couldn’t be more different why are we
talking about this ones educated and
articulate the other is a drug-addled
redneck can’t hardly tell the difference
and soon enough he finds out that his
own worst enemy is himself again you are
going to ruin my life
Fight Club to the terrible tubes
what did you do number one Titanic – not
to be confused with the actual Titanic –
Rose DeWitt Bukater struggled to stay
afloat after losing her dream man and
her meal ticket on the same fateful
night
but this strong-willed debutante didn’t
get mad she got even with the heart of
the ocean giving her the power of
Resurrection Rose forms a zombie army
with her fallen Titanic brethren proving
hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
Titanic – Rosa’s revenge
not the whole
do you agree with our list can you be
sure – which movie sequel do you think
we’re the least likely to see for more
top tens about your favorite flicks be
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com so
say goodnight to the bad guy
anytime soon
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
unlikely movie sequels for this list
we’re compiling a series of theoretical
movie sequels you’re not likely to see
in theaters
unless Hollywood really runs out of
ideas we’ve disqualified movies that
already have sequels
so no oceans 14 or jaws 19 here shark
still it’s fake number 10 Armageddon –
he saved the world once but can he do it
again and even I can’t screw this up Ben
Affleck returns as the rowdy oil
drilling astronaut AJ Frost now that
he’s back from space the government has
another job for him the comment we
discovered is the size of New York City
new obstacles what’s wrong a new team
and a new love I welcome back AJ fights
to protect the earth again unlike
lightning asteroids can strike twice
Armageddon – i’ma get it Oh number 9
Edward Scissorhands – Edward is
different but he’s got the fastest
blades in the West when are scissor
handed friend gets run out of town he’s
got to find a way to make ends meet so
he does the only thing he knows how not
and guarantee twice Ashley
meet London’s new a salon owner my Amish
state but all those years on the run
mean Edwards got a score to settle
Edward Scissorhands
he’s a cut above the rest Edward
Scissorhands – hair today gone tomorrow
I’m not finished number 8 the Shawshank
Redemption
– dear red how would you two like to
come to my house at the beach Morgan
Freeman narrates the story of three free
men but only to have a pulse and he’s a
banker accused of murdering his wife
Reds just been released on parole and
there buddy Brooks couldn’t take life on
the outside I don’t understand why you
couldn’t wait until Monday to kill
himself but that doesn’t mean they can’t
have a good time in Zihuatanejo from the
makers of weekend at Bernie’s it’s time
to get busy living even if you’re dead
what kind of a host invites you to his
house for the weekend and dies on you
the Shawshank Redemption – weekend in
Mexico why did these things always
happen to me
number seven The Birdcage – when the
bird flies the cage about Armand’s drag
club he loses his business and his
mother this is simon that’s enough to
make anyone go a little crazy so Armand
packs up his belongings dyes his hair
and takes off in search of greener
pastures done before what lied about Who
I am never but all he finds is a lonely
existence at a big-box store that’s when
he finds out that running from your
problems isn’t a solution these things
always have a way of bubbling to the
surface I don’t want to be somebody else
the bird cage – caged emotions number
six the usual suspects – now that the
cats out of the bag the whole country is
on the lookout for guys or so say horse
Kaiser salsa but sometimes what you’re
searching for is right under your nose
or in his case next door the greatest
trick the devil ever pulled was
convincing the world he didn’t exist
he’s traded drug deals police lineups
and murder for pumping iron working in
the drive-thru and generally hating his
suburban existence this isn’t life he’s
your worst nightmare
but he’s a great neighbor the usual
suspects to the killer next door
my guess is you’ll never hear from him
again number five pulp fiction – he’s
one bad mother–
well you know Jules Winnfield built a
rap is the best killer in the game but
with his partner dead he’s got to find a
new golly he really thinking about quit
most better with some help from his old
pal Jimmy now I want to help you but I
don’t want to lose my wife go ahead all
right Jules follows his heart and
stomach and finds himself the proprietor
of a Big Kahuna burger I hear they got
some tasty burger
he’s got beef but this time it’s on a
bun Pulp Fiction – now with extra pulp
this is a tasty burger number four
Scarface – you’re Scarface right yeah
Tony may have breathed his last breath
but in the drug world families never die
meet the montana’s Fidel embraces drugs
and his family treat Louise is a holy
man who can’t help but channel his old
man say he’ll come I need a friend and
Gloria is trying to make it through
Harvard Law wait like it’s heart can
they run the family business or will
they go out in a blaze of glory just
like their dad a very scarface sequel
I’m CUBAN yes given B number three et –
times half after infiltrating an
unsuspecting human family and molesting
their children alone alien returns to
the mothership but one ziti phones home
that’s when the aliens decide it’s their
turn to fight back
it’s a close encounter of the worst kind
and this time the aliens are illegal
et to this time it’s personal
welcome to earth number two Fight Club
two once his hard-boiled alter-ego Tyler
Durden and half of his face are out of
the way
our hero sets up on a path of
self-discovery I really okay trust me
but once a schizo always a schizo so he
invents a new friend these twins
couldn’t be more different why are we
talking about this ones educated and
articulate the other is a drug-addled
redneck can’t hardly tell the difference
and soon enough he finds out that his
own worst enemy is himself again you are
going to ruin my life
Fight Club to the terrible tubes
what did you do number one Titanic – not
to be confused with the actual Titanic –
Rose DeWitt Bukater struggled to stay
afloat after losing her dream man and
her meal ticket on the same fateful
night
but this strong-willed debutante didn’t
get mad she got even with the heart of
the ocean giving her the power of
Resurrection Rose forms a zombie army
with her fallen Titanic brethren proving
hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
Titanic – Rosa’s revenge
not the whole
do you agree with our list can you be
sure – which movie sequel do you think
we’re the least likely to see for more
top tens about your favorite flicks be
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com so
say goodnight to the bad guy
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