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Top 10 Secondary Simpsons Characters


these Looney towns folk makes
Springfield a fun place to visit Emma
Kent’s people let this glorified
Crossing god of a police chief won’t get
off his big fat can you don’t care if I
open these potato chips welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top ten secondary
characters from The Simpsons sorry no
refunds my name is Frank Rimes
you may remember me from such nature
films as earwigs ooh for this list we’ve
decided to focus on the peripheral
inhabitants of Springfield so you won’t
find any immediate Simpsons family
members here number 10 Sideshow Bob
and endless and shake em out kicking
things off is the deranged evil genius /
republican / former assistant to Krusty
the Klown a Simpsons character memorably
voiced by Kelsey Grammer
you know you’ll make some murderer very
happy one day
Bob’s deal is that he was driven mad by
clown abuse and attempted to ruin
Krusty’s career foiled by Bart Bob now
regularly escapes jail with the intent
to kill the little troublemaker and his
entire family we can’t get enough of his
maniacal laugh though or his singing
voice
number nine grandpa Simpson that’s right
then the simpson jeans kicked in he’s a
veteran flying hellfish a card-carrying
stone cutter and a Matlock diehard
Matlock’s not real neither are my teeth
but I can still eat corn on the cob if
someone cuts it off and smushes it into
a fine paste now that’s good eatin Homer
is sort of senile dad Abraham J Jedediah
Simpson spends his days at the
Springfield retirement castle where he
regales all with his inconsistent
stories and blatantly impossible tales
no I’d like to declare for my prepared
remarks to discuss how I invented the
toilet as was the style at the time stop
your snickering I spent three years on
that toilet Abe’s endless rambling
abject crankiness and antiquated ideals
have entertained us for decades and
that’s the way we like sit sure but it
doesn’t mean you can’t live a long and
pointless life number eight a poo
Nahasapeemapetilon wait a minute these
are not sprinkles sir what I mean you’ve
clearly taken items from the candy rack
and place them on top of the donut in an
attempt to pass them off as sprinkle
after following the American dream to
the US this hard-working Indian
immigrant ended up running the
Springfield kwik-e-mart
despite his computer science PhD looks
like somebody’s haagen-dazs ice cream
I should write this belt but he loves
every minute of it especially when he
gets to manipulate patrons or sell
expired food nickel off on expired baby
food sold with a massive family and
friends like paul mccartney biocide apoo
his soy dogs and squishies will be
satisfying our cravings for hilarity
indefinitely what what are you thinking
I mean thank y’all come again number 7
groundskeeper Willie
ah make light bowling Sid make way pond
Willie a wilted Gus bug of all the
Springfield Elementary School staff
members our favorite is the angry
drunken Scottish janitor with the
strained relationship with Principal
Skinner Oh
but at this a frenemy of the Simpson
kids
Willie serves as the butt of Bart’s
jokes on more than one occasion Oh will
it tickles the drain you even
though he bears a striking resemblance
to the Aberdeen strangler
we love Willie because he’s
temperamental outlandish and a beast
without his shirt grease yup woman
okey-dokey
number six Milhouse Van Houten
everything’s coming up millhouse best
friend to Bart hopelessly devoted to
Lisa Milhouse is the nearsighted dork
everybody loves to bully and we do mean
everybody way to drink boy Dexter
suffering from poor social skills
average intelligence and debilitating
insecurities this Poindexter is easily
dragged into Bart’s devilish schemes
regardless Milhouse has managed to
master Italian score more dates than his
pointy-haired pal and win the coveted
role of fallout boy in radioactive man
the movie we’ve got to do the jiminy
Jellico’s seen again Milhouse but we
already did it
number 5 C Montgomery burns well for
once the rich white man is in control
the man you love to hate Hey the Tintin
well you’ve been shaoling here I sold
all your clothes again
mr. burns a Springfield’s richest oldest
and meanest resident owner of the
nuclear plant and homers boss silence
well chop you into suet my murderous
gerbils and hamsters frail sickly but
somehow in good health the lifetime of
working in a nuclear power plant has
given me a healthy green glow left me as
impotent doesn’t have editing
commissioner he’s out of touch and the
dated references and missing skillset
prove it I’m afraid your daily doughnut
sir no more you till mr. Roosevelt’s New
Deal starts working this country still
in a depression always assisted by his
sick a fantasy critic Meyer Whalen
Smithers Burns is a heartless capitalist
who will leave Springfield in darkness
to feed his greed and will never
hesitate to release tones will neighbor
I see you’ve got your running shoes
run that’s a good thing number four Moe
Szyslak alright I’m gonna sit at home
and idle the ladies in the Victoria’s
Secret catalogue Sears catalog homicidal
suicidal and easily pranked last name
jazz first name Hugh uh hold on I’ll
check uh Hugh Jass don’t somebody check
the men’s room for a huge-ass he’s the
owner of Moe’s Tavern where Homer his
pals go to what their whistles despite
Moe’s not so secret crush on Marge prior
to his bartending days he had acting and
boxing careers but neither ended well oh
my god he’s killed the original alfalfa
irritable rude and sometimes downright
vulgar Moe’s short fuse means he’s often
the leader of Springfield’s angry mobs
but deep down he’s got a soft side what
do you call it ish number three Krusty
the Clown hi kids and don’t forget
Krusty loves you cuts her up how he got
a kids show we’ll never know burnt out
cynical and depressed this Jewish clown
is a hard partier who lives on
cigarettes and prescription pills oh
three that all this stuff can’t be good
even so Krusty hosts Barton Lisa’s
favorite show where his assistant mr.
teeny the chain-smoking monkey mr.
Jeannie needs a refill of his nicotine
gum and murderous former assistant
Sideshow Bob often crosses paths I know
you’re out there I can hear you being
greasy yeah hey may be entertaining but
we don’t recommend you trust any Krusty
brand products
well my comeback starts now I mean now
cow number two Ralph Wiggum hi Lisa
hi Super Nintendo Chalmers hmm I’m
lending us forget Ralph
that’s impossible look at my Aggie
culture project it’s a piece of a cow I
dress myself my cat’s breath smells like
cat food
Lisa’s classmate and the son of police
chief Wiggum Ralph is known for his
hilariously random one-liners positive
attitude and
enos mrs. Krabappel in principal skinner
were in the closet making babies and I
saw one of the babies and the baby
looked at me
however every so often Ralph Chuchu
chooses to show us a different side of
his personality making thoughtful
statements and giving the sincerest
portrayal of George Washington we’ve
ever seen he makes me want to learn more
about our founding fathers to the
library yeah then he goes back to eating
paste and crayons and worms I went in my
mouth and then I ate it can I have a new
one poor miss Hoover don’t open it Ralph
I’ll just give you a c-minus yay
number one bed flutters Oh as the
Simpson family’s next-door neighbor II
know this extremely religious do-gooder
is one of the nicest guys in Springfield
and that drives Homer nuts though his
perfect family was broken up by his
wife’s freak death well bobby pin the
Flanders clan bounce back and are
stronger and more devout than ever to
their church-going ways I got family
here from around the globe here’s Jose
Flanders winnows dingdong dilly D –
you’re a secret under the mustache
glasses and sweater Flanders is hiding
one hot bod hey Homer hey looks like I’m
wearing nothing at all nothing at all
nothing at all Oh stupid sexy Flanders
do you agree with our list which minor
Simpsons character is your favorite uh
I’m gonna go turn the siren on that
always cheers me up
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