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Top 10 Savage Celebrity Burns


no need to throw salt in these wounds
the public beatdowns hurt plenty welcome
to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be
counting down our picks for the top 10
celebrity burns
he’s the moral authority left the first
wife had an affair left the second wife
had an affair kids well time but he’s
the moral compass for 20 year olds in
America battle didn’t spin my friends
for this list we’ve sought out the
harshest insults tweets call-outs and
criticism Unleashed from one celebrity
to another and made in public for all to
enjoy I have to say she of course
respects Gaga as a talent but she has a
lot more to say about all this than she
has ever said before we’re looking at
real honest digs so as much as we love
stand-up and roasts jokes and comedy
routines or televised rows don’t count I
love Larry he recently quit his show he
plans on spending his retirement opening
a jar number 10 Elton John to Madonna
best live act since when is lip-syncing
been alive
ever hear of the Q Awards well in 2004
the ceremony served as the first
battleground in a decade long insult war
between British megastar Elton John and
British wannabe Madonna Madonna has it
those are fighting words that that
accurate was excepting the classic
songwriter award
Elton let loose carrying Madonna apart
for lip-syncing at her concerts he
lashed out for her high prices and
defended real artists even claiming she
deserved to be shot sorry about that but
I think everyone who lip syncs in public
onstage when you pay like 75 good to see
them should be shot he’s had good lines
over the years we remember you Lily
Ellen
yeah well I’m four years younger than
you I got my whole life ahead with me
I can still snort to you under the table
but none compared to the passionate
disrespect and honest contempt alive in
this singer Madonna best can live a
cough number 9 Snoop Dogg on Iggy Azalea
white chicks too kingi wiggle wiggle for
the vo gg
ah Twitter its tweets its memes and
trolling in general lessiter you
internet because you’ve given birth to
so many great burns like this one from
Snoop Dogg seemingly out of nowhere
Snoop tweeted a less than flattering
meme about Iggy Azalea she retaliated
with some mean tweets the media caught
on it blew up but snoop never seemed
fazed he just kept shooting back with
silly memes and Instagram posts that
were surprisingly OnPoint the final blow
was a white chicks comparison that broke
the internet and he just relax breathe
but hey he warned you about drama with
so much drama in the LBC it’s kind of
hard being an illegal GG but I somehow
someway keep coming up with copious hits
like every single day number eight Lorde
to Diplo body shaming
if there’s one person you just don’t go
after these days it’s Taylor Swift let’s
let’s get this clear here did Apple just
cave in to Taylor Swift they absolutely
did it’s extraordinary she’s pretty much
untouchable and somehow lands on the
moral high ground anytime someone’s dumb
enough to challenge her someone let’s
call her Katy Perry should have told
Diplo before he started a Twitter
campaign body-shaming Swift buddy
shaming isn’t cool and if people shame
you on their then you have to make sure
that you say she’s be strong and tell
everyone you’re proud of how you look
for those unaware Swift has an army of
friends to fight for her this time
though it was lured to the rescue she
fired back at Diplo with some body
shaming of her own attacking his manhood
with a serious blow below the belt sorry
Diplo Lorde beat you with this royal
smackdown we crave a different kind of
God number 7 Madonna – Lady Gaga
reductive clearly Madonna is no stranger
to controversy still she’s one of the
biggest living stars of the music
industry so when Lady Gaga admitted
Madonna was her inspiration we all
imagined Madonna would be appreciative
and supportive reality proved otherwise
instead Madonna criticized Gaga’s Born
This Way calling it reductive it feels
reductive is that good look it up even
though the word she was really looking
for was derivative the sting of this
insult was its aftertaste Donna
Madonna’s pompous demeanor expressed an
air of arrogance that left everyone
angry that she was probably right
don’t worry though Elton John took this
is another opportunity to bring her down
a peg stayed away from the dark stuff
hmm and just been a great pop singer
make great pop records which he does
brilliantly but know she had to prove
that she was late and she looks like
fairground stripper number six Kelly
Osbourne on Christina Aguilera born to
be I just could pick stuff and nobody
listens to me most people are probably
used to the Osborne’s clan’s antics by
now but it wasn’t Ozzy who caught our
attention this time or Sharon I like
slack people’s heads and pull the hair
at different tables people you know no
nobody I know no we have to give a shout
out to Kelly Osbourne for this nasty
burn on Christina Aguilera sitting in on
fashion police Osbourne took her role a
step too far when she flat-out labeled
Christina fat she said maybe she is just
becoming the fat she was born to be I
don’t know she was a to me and she
bought my house at Osborne even after
her fellow panelists had stunned
reactions Osborne didn’t back down
instead calling up Christina for all the
wait remarks she’s doled out on her over
the years
nobody came off looking like a princess
here but at least Kelly got to say her
brutal piece I have to tread lightly on
this one cuz people know that I have a
history with her but she just took
terrible Tarot God number five no
Gallagher on Radiohead shit into a light
bulb
leave it to the Gallagher’s to inject
outrageous British wit into their harsh
insults for whatever reason he went to
his own dressing room and he came up
with a guitar and started wielding it
like an axe and I’m kidding some will
give props to Liam for his Mumford &
Sons jab but his older brother Knoll
forever set the standard with his
merciless attack on Radiohead
when asked about industry hierarchy by
Esquire he blasted favoritism towards
the group claiming they could defecate
in a light bulb and engage it physically
and would still get a great review okay
we may have cleaned that up a little bit
explicit language aside Gallagher makes
a poignant savage commentary on bias in
the music industry
well I’m congenial not too shabby for a
guy who wrote Wonderwall
number four Nicki Minaj on Farrah
Abraham go do some porn
somebody’s going to go to the corner we
got to get through this show okay girls
Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey shared some
great jobs on American Idol and nobody
will forget Minaj and Miley Cyrus at the
VMA Awards this bitch that had a lot to
say about me to up a day in the press
Miley was good but Nicki’s kuda grass of
burns came when she live tweeted her
thoughts on Farah Abraham I think we
know what I don’t know I care about love
because he went somebody who is blind
and I could just pay could do a better
than you you don’t need to be mean to me
catching up on Teen Mom like all celebs
do on their Sunday afternoons she put
Abraham on blast for being rude to her
mother then gave a dig to her infamous
2013 pornography debut Nikki said to the
world what we all say to our friends
when watching this cringe-worthy show
bara tried to fight back but there was
no winning with this one just take the
hit at the show bitches with atop B’s
Frank finger with a Rocky is Dee Dee’s
house couldn’t s me even if the name was
pop quiz number three Drake vs. Meek
Mill meek memes I got into Me’s got a
lotta enemies got a lot of people trying
to train me on my energy don’t let drake
and dr fool you if you just this guy
he’ll come after you hard need proof
look at Meek Mill nobody know we cook
you can’t erase that shit and you claim
as you rose now let’s take this
he went after Drake accusing him of
using a ghostwriter and didn’t expect
any blowback Mill couldn’t have been
more wrong cops are killing people with
their arms up a young main focus is
trying to harm us
they think about to starve us Drake
responded with two disk tracks charged
up and back to back the latter of which
reached number 21 on the US Billboard
Top 100 you love it and you gotta get a
world tour is that a world toy your
girl’s tour I know that you gotta be a
thug for there saying what she meant was
she told you to open no more but all of
this was topped when the Internet took
over and turned me into humiliating
memes whether playing second fiddle to
Nicki or drink miik is now the butt of
every joke male’s penis number two
Mel Gibson to Ricky Gervais colonoscopy
considering controversial drunk driving
incidents we have a hard time giving any
credit to Mel Gibson but for this entry
we’re going to forget past unsavory
business and just focus on the Bern
honestly I like a drink as much the next
man unless the next man is Mel Gibson
after repeatedly being on the wrong end
of Ricky Gervais jokes
our first presenter is beautiful
talented and Jewish apparently Mel
Gibson told me that he’s obsessed nobody
expected Mel to fire back but boy were
we wrong in front of a Golden Globes
audience
Gibson expressed delight it seems your
vase because it reminded him to get a
colonoscopy
I love seeing Ricky once every three
years because it reminds me to get a
colonoscopy he clearly planned the line
but it was still great expressing his
real feelings with this backhanded
compliment Mel finally beat Gervase at
his own game he’s hugged the cactus long
enough before we unveil our top pick
here are a few honorable mentions and I
made him cry
well then that makes two of us I can’t
really heard what Germany says because I
got like two Stanley Cup rings plugging
my ear there’s a special place in hell
for women who don’t help other women
number one Amber Rose to Kanye West
fingers in the booty
Kanye what about the throne to with
jay-z people are pumped Joe it makes
sense that our number one spot goes to
Kanye well it makes sense he’s involved
and we appreciate Ray J’s effort but
let’s be honest he was trying to mooch
off con man’s Fame and so it was amber
who really got under yay skin when she
called out his fondness for kinky
pleasures it wouldn’t have been a big
deal but yeezus went on an insanely
insecure Twitter rant defending his
preferences which only encouraged
further internet trolling ah tell me
nothing soon Kanye’s anal playlist
trended worldwide on Twitter with
hilarious results leaving yay utterly
defeated but thanks to Amber Kim knows
how to make it all better maybe we could
still make it city church steps
first you go remember how to forget
Doogie with our list what’s your
favorite celebrity burn but don’t talk
to me at all and don’t talk to anyone I
know
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