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down our picks for the top ten fake ads
on Saturday Night Live
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looking at those hilarious pre-filmed
segments that poke fun at existing
products and trends or invent hilarious
new products live sketches for products
or infomercials like the famous
bass-o-matic will not be included why
bother now that you can use rovco’s
amazing new kitchen tool the super
bass-o-matic 76 number 10 lincoln car
sometimes you got to go back to actually
move forward
sometimes a well-written straight-up
parody of an existing commercial is all
you need to get a good laugh sometimes
having a comedic genius like Jim Carrey
do a note-for-note imitation of Matthew
McConaughey’s bizarre Lincoln car
commercials is enough to create a
classic SNL segment my agent was like I
can understand if you did this right
after the Lincoln Lawyer that woulda
made sense but you don’t buy a legging
because it makes sense
[Music]
you do it because you love it because
you’re an uber driver veering only
slightly from the style and script of
these ominously prosaic car ads carrying
the SNL writers deliver a hilariously
deadpan impersonation which sees
McConaughey ask himself life’s deepest
questions like what to do with a booger
you’re rolling around on your fingers
what I’m done wrong about this burger
should number 9 the undecided voters it
seems that more than 96% of voters have
already made up their minds about this
election well I guess some of us are
just a little bit harder to please a
pre-election period is a busy time for
SNL while the show’s political humor is
typically straightforward utilizing news
coverage and impersonations they took a
bit of a left turn with this public
service announcement to attack those
pesky undecided voters and sure enough
the results were in their favor when is
the election what are the names of the
two people running as America was
gearing up to vote for Obama for a
second time around they took this
politically apathetic but self-serious
demographic to task how long is a
president’s term of office one year two
years three years life the questions in
this skit might seem ridiculous and
exaggerated but honestly don’t we all
know someone like these sadly uninformed
individuals we are America’s
decided voters there’s still a lot we
don’t know and we want answers
number eight annual what if you could
have your period just once a year my
period once a year ever wonder what it
would be like if your period wasn’t once
a month but instead condensed into one
period of menstruation per year
no well the SNL staff has thought about
it and they decided to turn it into a
nightmare inducing bit of advertising
that’s all I have time for with classic
moments by Kristen Wiig and Tina Fey the
ladies in this video perfectly parody
that terrible style of infomercial
acting that is until their period said
and we all just want to run for cover
screaming for our lives
the list of side effects at the end is
the cherry on top with bonus points
going to Kristen Wiig for making out
with a dog
do not take any well if you plan to ever
become pregnant as it may turn your baby
into a fire monster in number 7
United Way football politicians and
sports stars are not actors and have
often fallen a little flat on SNL Peyton
Manning however has been called the
funniest athlete to ever guest star on
the United Way ad shows a more thuggish
version of Manning as the absolute worst
mentor a kid could ever ask for his
methods include bullying hitting kids
giving them tattoos and of course
teaching them how to break into a car
when all said and done it makes for one
hilarious send-up of NFL mentorship
videos spend time with your kids
so Peyton Manning doesn’t 6 dissing your
dog
nothing has brought me more joy or more
sheer frustration than training a puppy
if you’ve ever raised a dog from
puppyhood you know how frustrating it
can be like Will Ferrell you likely
tried all the usual tricks screaming
myself hoarse starving them locking them
in a closet for days on end or just
beating them without mercy but thanks to
this amazing innovation you too can now
train your puppy with mockery and verbal
humiliation featuring a five-part video
cassette series his handy training
manual teaches pet owners how to
verbally abuse their pets into obedience
and Submission hey Walter thanks for
your help with the new off-white sofa
everybody agrees that dump you left
there was the perfect accent so good job
these may seem like extreme methods but
seeing Will Ferrell calmly insult his
dogs is immensely entertaining even
though we feel bad for laughing once
you’ve seen it I know you order the rest
right Murphy you brainless sack of
excrement
number five the love toilet so why not
share the most intimate moment of them
along with the love toilet an absolute
classic of early 90s SNL the love toilet
started off as a seemingly classy little
commercial until the introduction of the
product in question which is one we hope
we never have to see in real life even
five minutes
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we all know those couples who do
absolutely everything together you know
the ones that seemingly cannot spend so
much as a second apart well the love
toilet enables those insufferable
couples to remain attached at the hip
even at their most intimate moments the
romantic music video aesthetic may feel
like a bit much but it really sells the
number four compulsion by Calvin clean
fear effect they’re brittle and easily
broken in season 40 SNL knocked it out
of the park with this my Calvin’s parody
in which Kate McKinnon delivered a
spot-on and seriously funny Justin
Bieber impersonation however this wasn’t
the first time the SNL team used Calvin
Klein as inspiration for comedic gold in
their 13th season they produced a
classic and hilarious parody of the
famous Calvin Klein obsession ads
episode of Oh get that out it features
the late great Jan hooks as a compulsive
cleaner who finds better uses for her
Cologne on her very whitewalls OCD has
never looked this classy somewhere
between cleanliness and godliness lies
compulsion the world’s most indulgent
disinfectant
[Applause]
number three taco town joes get anymore
kick butt than though they’re about to
all right you and taco town fast-food
though most of us partake of it from
time to time when visiting one of these
fine establishments it can be hard to
not do a double-take at some of the menu
items the bigger the better right
proving that one can have too much of a
good thing this ad pushes over-the-top
fast food to the extreme this is pretty
big though bill hader jason sudeikis and
andy samberg seem relatively excited
about these upgraded tacos with every
layer of added food the ad pushes
further into the realm of the absurd by
the end in one of these monstrosity is
all but impossible a tasty bit of satire
this SNL ad never gets old
the new pizza craig taco penta chili
bass only a taco number two mom jeans
are you looking for the perfect gift for
mom this mother say introducing mom
jeans exclusively at jcpenney taking bad
fashion to task this ad for mom style
jeans tells it like it is this
unfortunately cut deeply unflattering
and yet seemingly timeless style of
jeans does not look good on anyone
and yet for generations they’ve somehow
found their way into the wardrobes of
mothers around the globe it’s weird but
we’ve all just learned to accept them
she’ll love the 9 inch zipper and casual
front please
cut generously to fit in mom’s body
seeing the likes of Tina Fey Amy Poehler
and Maya Rudolph strutting their stuff
and seemingly having a ball on these
high-waisted wonders however is almost
too much to handle on point both as
comedy and light-hearted commentary this
ad almost makes us want to give mom
jeans a try just kidding so this
Mother’s Day don’t give mom that bottle
of perfume give her something that says
I’m not a woman anymore I’m a mom before
we unveil our number one pick here are
some honorable mentions crap my pants my
pants I’ve heard of those do they work
oops I crapped my pants outperformed
every bladder and bowel control product
on the market today
there’s Swift to me the fast-acting the
antihistamine Tabitha’s pink and bubbly
just like Taylor herself it’s the only
app that scans your Facebook page for
stuff about drugs alcohol sex references
to your atheism and opinion number one
over its many decades of service making
people laugh SNL has also made a habit
of pushing the boundaries back in 1991
you can bet that this fantastic takedown
of heteronormative beer advertising got
some strong reactions from viewers in a
classic set up Adam Sandler and Chris
Farley play two house-sitting grows
clearly looking to throw a party when
all their dreams come true however the
bikini clad girls that typically
populate beer ads are nowhere to be seen
and are instead replaced by banana
hammock wearing beefcakes the critique
of nonsense wish fulfillment beer
advertising is fantastically OnPoint and
the curve ball remains hilariously
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